Ron Zook Continues To Piss Intensity - Deadspin Comments

Ron Zook Continues To Piss Intensity

Damit — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 11:38:32 EST

Zook is actually water-skiing backward and pulling that stupid boat. Fuk you, boat!!!

Damit

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blastitbiggs — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 08:59:12 EST

What about the other Zook picture?

blastitbiggs

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Dan Serafini — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 17:08:28 EST

@Dany Heatley Speedwagon: Doritos

Dan Serafini

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Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 17:02:40 EST

@Dany Heatley Speedwagon: Weis craps game plans. Haven't you been watching this season?

Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay

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Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 16:52:59 EST

@Gourmet Spud: bangitadangidadang

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

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Gourmet Spud — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 16:22:46 EST

@stealofthedraft:

Bas Rutten would stab him with the "boom".

Gourmet Spud

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stealofthedraft — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 16:19:19 EST

Ron Zook could kick Bas Rutten's ass.

stealofthedraft

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12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 16:16:00 EST

@Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!: Yea...I'm a little bitter as well...99-04 started really nice (the OBC), but then quickly fell apart, and then I left it had signs of hope...and then we win 3 championships in the 3 years in not at UF, then when I come back, we are praying to leapfrog into New Orleans...

12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich

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HeavyPettingZoo — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 16:14:06 EST

You would think Illinois and Kittner going to the Sugar Bowl was more exciting than this season...

HeavyPettingZoo

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The General — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 16:11:51 EST

@Juancho: If Illinois and Duke win tonight in the Maui Invitational, they'll match up tomorrow and I bet that'll get Will to break out the Coach K eating a small child photo.

The General

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SantaBarbaraWahoo — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 16:08:22 EST

Better nicknamed Williams football player: "Juice" Williams or "Smash" Williams?

SantaBarbaraWahoo

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Tuffy — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 16:07:30 EST

@Unsilent Majority: The Love Letters post is just below this one.

Tuffy

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Hit Bull Win Steak — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 16:06:48 EST

Zook doesnt use skis, he's waterboarding an Al Queda member

Hit Bull Win Steak

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roland_t_flakfizer — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 16:05:10 EST

@Juancho: It should be noted that it's not a question of where he grips it.

roland_t_flakfizer

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Juancho — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 16:03:27 EST

@Weed Against Speed: Deadspin commenters.

Juancho

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Unsilent Majority — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 16:01:04 EST

@Hextall454: STEVE CZABAN WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING!

Unsilent Majority

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David Hume — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:57:12 EST

The wetsuit's actually crotchless ! It's the only way ol' Zooker gets relief from the jungle junk he picked up down there in Gainesville.

David Hume

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Nationalcoholic — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:56:24 EST

@Gourmet Spud: Simpsons did it!

Nationalcoholic

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Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:55:23 EST

@12-inch Idongivafuck Sandwich: Zook doesn't know how to win in Starkville either.

/bitter that my four years in FLA corresponded with the Zook era.

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

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FuzzysFriedChicken — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:53:49 EST

@xhack: Thats a juicy baby

FuzzysFriedChicken

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1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:53:23 EST

@Weed Against Speed: ACTION FIGURE!!!!

1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes

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Hextall454 — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:52:54 EST

@Unsilent Majority: Eh, I just figured I'd make an outrageous statement to drum up feedback. As you probably know in DC, that's called "pulling a Czabe."

Hextall454

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Weed Against Speed — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:51:49 EST

Ron Zook vs. Ditka...who wins?

Weed Against Speed

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xhack — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:51:49 EST

I've been pulling for Illinois ever since I flipped past an early season game and heard the announcers refer to their QB as "Juice" over and over. It's infectious.

xhack

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muggsybogues — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:50:30 EST

Really going to blast my glutes. You know, switch it up, keep my body guessing.

muggsybogues

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UpstateUnderdog — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:50:07 EST

@Weed Against Speed: yes, yes it is.

UpstateUnderdog

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MENDOZA!!!!! — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:49:59 EST

little known fact - that bar he is holding is actual a 20mm cannon on a destroyer

MENDOZA!!!!!

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UpstateUnderdog — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:49:23 EST

@GorgeForeman: Zook eats the radiation from his particle accelerating liver as a snack.

UpstateUnderdog

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Weed Against Speed — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:49:14 EST

@Upstate Underdog: Will's Rick Ankiel doll has to be up there as well.

Weed Against Speed

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Juancho — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:48:49 EST

@Unsilent Majority: See, it depends on a) shutter speed, b) lens aperture, c) film speed, d) if the camera was panned in the direction zook was travelling...

/camera nerdery

Juancho

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Dany Heatley Speedwagon — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:48:16 EST

If Ron Zook pisses intensity I don't want to know hat Charlie Weis is crapping.

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

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UpstateUnderdog — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:47:23 EST

An the award for "the picture to appear the most times on Deadspin" goes to...water skiing Zook !

UpstateUnderdog

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Weed Against Speed — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:47:21 EST

@Chicago Jones: And that isn't spraying water, it's steam.

Weed Against Speed

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Juancho — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:46:28 EST

I just want to know when it's once again time for the Coach K eating a small child photo.

Juancho

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GorgeForeman — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:46:14 EST

@Unsilent Majority:

No, but even if it did, Zook's liver moonlights as a particle accelerator.

GorgeForeman

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Chicago Jones — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:45:58 EST

@Arriaga_II: on land or water?

Chicago Jones

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Civil Negligence — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:45:49 EST

Ron Zook once got his wife pregnant and gave birth to a delicious 16 oz. steak.

Civil Negligence

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Chief Wahoo — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:45:44 EST

@Hextall454: Zook actually took the photo himself. He's what they call "sneaky fast".

Chief Wahoo

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goathair — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:45:38 EST

Kurt Kittner still hasn't shaved his goatee.

goathair

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Doyle McPoyle — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:45:26 EST

Zook the Coach is even more terrifying than Zeke the Plumber.

Doyle McPoyle

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12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:44:59 EST

I'm praying that we end up in New Orleans for New Years...its way more fun than Orlando or Tampa...

Either way, we know Zook doesn't know how to win in Tampa...

12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich

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Stev D — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:44:54 EST

And he Zook me, all night long

Stev D

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Arriaga_II — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:44:39 EST

Ron Zook vs. Ed Hochuli...place your bets.

Arriaga_II

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Gourmet Spud — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:42:54 EST

@Unsilent Majority:

Touche. Did you cut and paste the "boom"?

Gourmet Spud

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Matt_T — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:42:50 EST

I wonder what the guy(s) who did FireRonZook dot com thinks about all of this.

Matt_T

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Unsilent Majority — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:42:11 EST

@Hextall454: but the speed matter if both the photographer and zook are traveling at the same speed?

Unsilent Majority

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Chicago Jones — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:41:53 EST

Zook is wearing gloves so the bar doesn't melt from the intensity of the Zook-paws.

Chicago Jones

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Unsilent Majority — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:41:26 EST

@Gourmet Spud: That's a boom. You must not be a golfer.

Unsilent Majority

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Hextall454 — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:41:03 EST

That picture is remarkably in-focus for, you know, travelling across a lake at top speed.

Fake.

Hextall454

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Unsilent Majority — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:40:19 EST

matchup wise Benn and Harvin are a wash and Illinois has a much better secondary than Florida. Aside from that...boom bitch.

Unsilent Majority

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Juancho — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:39:51 EST

Zook, Zook, Zook
Zook of Earl, Zook, Zook...

Juancho

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Gourmet Spud — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:39:45 EST

@Chicago Jones:

Photoshop!

Gourmet Spud

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Old No.7 — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:38:46 EST

@Chicago Jones: or water, for that matter.

Old No.7

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Gourmet Spud — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:38:28 EST

I'm no water skiing expert, but it looks like he's being pulled by an office chair with a kick-ass motor.

Gourmet Spud

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Shorty — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:38:25 EST

didnt Northwestern lose to Duke...who lost to ND...

why are we surprised?

Shorty

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Chicago Jones — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:38:04 EST

Ron Zook has no need for water skis (or a boat.)

Chicago Jones

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Tebow2007 — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:37:50 EST

Should have been you, Galen Hall

Tebow2007

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TheLou-Do — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:37:29 EST

Illinois is playing in January, and it doesn't need an XBOX. Zook's probably going to be upgrading those water skis next summer.

TheLou-Do

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Old No.7 — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:37:24 EST

In Soviet Russia, intensity pisses you!

Old No.7

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ASox — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:36:39 EST

Ron Zook > Chuck Norris

ASox

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PenskeMaterial — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:36:20 EST

Gad-zooks!

PenskeMaterial