<![CDATA[This Week In The SSW - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[This Week In The SSW - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[This Week In The SSW]]> Weintraub has been working on this for lots of "couple of days."

1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In The SSW]]> as a (lapsed) catholic, I can only assume this is some sort of punishment.

UrbanShocker

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In The SSW]]> I knew that, subconsciously, there was a reason I didn't come in to work until 2PM today. Now it all makes sense.

Phatty

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In The SSW]]> @Canadian DJM:

Nice alias, Weintraub.

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In The SSW]]> @Canadian DJM: Me!

Waaaait ... you're mocking us!

StuScott Booyahs

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In The SSW]]> Call me crazy, but I laughed a little at the Elway joke.

IsoldmysoultoMilhouseVanhouten

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In The SSW]]> I've got this great idea: next week, when the SSW drops, let's all click on it and bitch about how much we hate it. Who's with me!?

Canadian DJM

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In The SSW]]> @GunsDontKillPeopleIDo: Sweet jebus, that was fantastic.

Spectacular Sam

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In The SSW]]> @Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!: But we share Bess Marvin.

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In The SSW]]> @Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!: I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.

Ron

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In The SSW]]> @Rickeybeingrickey: /delusional Mets fan

Fixed.

OchentaYcinco

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In The SSW]]> @Clare: Two Phillies for League MVP consecutively. Still no WS trophies.

/backs away... but didn't really mean to rub salt in the wound

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In The SSW]]> Are we going to get more of that Deadspin politics/sports posting from Rick Chandler, too? I loved that series.

Ron

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In The SSW]]> These fail Turing Tests by design, right?

Rozelle’s Bagman

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In The SSW]]> Al Davis will not retire until "This Week In The SSW" wins a pulitzer.

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In The SSW]]> Jimmy Rollins is as deserving of the MVP as Weintraub is of this space each week.

/bitter Mets fan

Send It In, Jerome!

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In The SSW]]> I would rather read a thousand Slate neo-con foreign policy stories by Anne Applebaum than one more SSW post.

Botswana Meat Commission FC

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In The SSW]]> @Brazil Thrill: Thank you. @Gourmet Spud: Thank you. Please do find kleenex. Tears will fry your keyboard.

/prepares cyanide, purpose in life is fulfilled

Jehovahs Witness Protection Program

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In The SSW]]> @GunsDontKillPeopleIDo: Wow, I am impressed. +1

J-No

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In The SSW]]> More SHOTY less SSW

Tony E

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In The SSW]]> @Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!, @Jen P: Someone needs to post "SHOW YOUR TITS!" in bold over there. I think that would be funny.

Magnakai Haaskivi

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In The SSW]]> @GunsDontKillPeopleIDo:

+1. (sniff) That was beautiful.

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In The SSW]]> @GunsDontKillPeopleIDo: +10

Brazil Thrill

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In The SSW]]> @BigTenObsession:

What's eating Robert Weintraub?

Apparently a bacteria that destroyed his creative and motor functions.

The Ghost of Tom Gordon

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In The SSW]]> A Poetic Ode to Robert Weintraub:

Legend has it, a writer, ye... a prophet
Used to roam free 'round ye internet
Deftly botching syntax, logic, reason
Appearing on deadspin in football season
His columns, destined to be bland
His humor we failed to understand
A living breathing testament to determination
His words appear each Tuesday, horrifying the nation
We groan, we spit, we call "fire him!"
But sadly he continues, his contract requires him
When all we really want is a Tuesday Jamboroo
Composed by poet-laureate Big Daddy Drew
I hope one day Slate goes under
I believe one day then he will regret this blunder
Of poisoning thy Deadspin with his mindless prose
As he sleeps in the cold in tribeca without any clothes
Ye all pray, one day, Weintraub doth regress
Tis all I can dream for now, but wait... there is less

Jehovahs Witness Protection Program

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In The SSW]]> Piece of shit car...

Spectacular Sam

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In The SSW]]> @Civil Negligence:

MVP seasons from Howard and now Rollins in back-to-back years? That team must kick ass in the playoffs!

Kid Canada

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In The SSW]]> @Roxanne Put on the Red Light Racicot: @Civil Negligence: @SteveJeltzFan:
YES YES YES YES!!!!! [high fives] I can hear people on my street honking their horns with joy!!!

I'm opening a bottle of wine to celebrate.

Clare

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In The SSW]]> Can we please get a daily recap of sports from Kige on Deadspin. PLEASE?????

HazelMaesLandingStrip

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In The SSW]]> DO NOT WANT

Seabass

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In The SSW]]> I only visit this weekly feature to read the comments. Says a lot about the quality of the feature, doesn't it?

Chico Mike

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In The SSW]]> /much needed threadjack

Jimmy Rollins is MVP!
[mlb.mlb.com]

/much needed threadjack

Civil Negligence

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In The SSW]]> MVP!!

Roxanne Put on the Red Light Racicot

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In The SSW]]> Robert Weintraub: "Will's got to put me on Deadspin. I've got so much (stuff) on him and he knows it. He thinks he can (get) me. But I'll (get) him first. You have no idea what I know."

roland_t_flakfizer

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In The SSW]]> @SteveJeltzFan: Unconfirmed by 610, it is J-Roll. Sweeeet!

Civil Negligence

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In The SSW]]> This reads as if it were written by Sean Salisbury.

Tickenest

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In The SSW]]> (Psst, Will, I'm getting the impression that this feature is unpopular with Deadspin readership.)

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In The SSW]]> Coming into this thread gives me the same feeling as watching an "erotic thriller" rerun.

Dread

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In The SSW]]> Less SSW, more SHOTY. kthxbye.

VTBen

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In The SSW]]> JIMMY ROLLINS!!
/it's not a threadjack if no one cares about the thread

SteveJeltzFan

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In The SSW]]> @Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!: Yeah, the last time I got involved in a Jezebel cross-post, I had to leave because it quickly became clear that nobody reads other comments OR understands sarcasm.

Jen P

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In The SSW]]> @ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos:

You could not possibly underestimate how little I care about finding that out..

youstayclassy

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In The SSW]]> BUT WAIT, THERE'S LESS

Liar!

Kid Canada

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In The SSW]]> @youstayclassy: My only question, and I ask only out of morbid curiosity, is who's doing the penetrating?

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In The SSW]]> at least he gets paid per page view, so sooner or later, this is going to become unprofitable

LingeringBursitis

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In The SSW]]> @BigTenObsession:

It comes from the latin root weinie which mean to suck at writing, not be original, and not be funny.

jwaves2007

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In The SSW]]> Anyone else read the comments on the preceding Jezebel cross-linked article? They're, um, a very different crowd than the commenters here.

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In The SSW]]> @Brazil Thrill: Let me try one ...

"The Deadspin commentariat laid a psychological beating on the SSW like few blog commenters have in recent memory. Forget the Weintraub--let's see no more of this crap."

Does that work right?

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In The SSW]]> why can't Weintraub strike? no more Prison Break but plenty of SSW, yeah that is fair...

/hatesprisonbreak

Babcocksure

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In The SSW]]> But wait, there's less.

Truer words have never been written.

Wee_Evans

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In The SSW]]> @Stay Away From Oprah: They sink up like The Dark Side of Oz

Cousins of Ron Mexico

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In The SSW]]> Weintraub is a German surname meaning "grape".

Thank you, Wikipedia.

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In The SSW]]> @youstayclassy: Which one is "driving"?

ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In The SSW]]> @Sarcastro: Don't you get it? Mangini kinda sounds like ManGNC.
Wait, I've got one for you Weintraub: Billick sounds like BalLick. See, I've got clever puns too.

Brazil Thrill

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In The SSW]]> @ghostsoftheSCupcountry:

Well, by definition it has to be worse, doesn't it?.. I had to think of something more grotesque than just canceling the column. That's all I've got.

youstayclassy

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In The SSW]]> KIGE>WEINTRAUB

Tebow2007

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In The SSW]]> @Jen P: Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a person insane.

The Legend of Vincent Tremblay

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In The SSW]]> PREVIOUS SSW

Randy Moss is good.

NEW SSW

Randy Moss is God.

BUT WAIT, THERE'S LESS

Originality, considering the discussion of Moss-to-the-Packers we had yesterday.

Rock You Like An Iracane

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In The SSW]]> I just figured it out. The SSW is deadspins answer to the 10yr old espn kid, except a 10 yr old could write better than this hack.

jwaves2007

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In The SSW]]> @JohnDavidBootyShorts: I think you've just uncovered the long awaited sequel of the Longest Yard.

GreatOdensRaven

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In The SSW]]> Juxtaposed against the SSW, Frank TV will be hilarious tonight.

Stay Away From Oprah

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In The SSW]]> How can anything this bad come from a Slate writer?

Oh, right.

blastitbiggs

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In The SSW]]> @youstayclassy: Thanks for that lovely mental snapshot. I'm sending the therapy bills to you. That's worse than the SSW.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In The SSW]]> I leave for a couple weeks, I come back, and it's still here. So I read it, and it's still no better. Someday, I will learn.

Jen P

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In The SSW]]> PREVIOUS SSW

Ron Mexico enjoying his final days playing xbox 360 viva` pina`ta

NEW SSW

Ookie decides he wants to get a jump start on his 12-18 month sentence and spend the holidays behind bars

BUT WAIT, THERE'S LESS

Mexico runs prison guard fighting ring and tries on his newly xmas gift from Al Davis #7 Silver and Black.

Tony E

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In The SSW]]> @Gourmet Spud:

+ 1

youstayclassy

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In The SSW]]> The hacky Bengals homer leads with Steelers bashing? Quelle surprise!

Christmas Ape

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In The SSW]]> PREVIOUS SSW
Weintraub doesn't read the comments.

NEW SSW
Weintraub is a masochist, shocking his balls as we type.

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In The SSW]]> Maybe this is like the WWE, where Will is like Vince McMahon, who thinks that any reaction by the fans, whether it's a cheer or a boo, is good.

The White Boom Boom

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In The SSW]]> RABBLE SSW RABBLE RABBLE BAD

Pennington Noodlearm Enthusiast

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In The SSW]]> Robert Weintraub's pictures of Leitch must involve a goat, KY Jelly and enough penetration to make Jenna Jameson shudder.

youstayclassy

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In The SSW]]> "This ending reminds me of the Dwayne Rudd game, for some reason, if only because that was one where fate treated the Brownies like the franchise just stole its woman."

huh? It kind of reminded me of that game too, except that it was nothing like it at all.

Im Hafner the man I used to be back when I was using PEDs

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In The SSW]]> PREVIOUS SSW

The SSW:Deadspin::Dennis Miller:Accessibility

NEW SSW

Same as it ever was, despite the SSW's ability to bleed for 5 days and not die.

BUT WAIT, THERE'S LESS

My eyes... they're burning...

GreatOdensRaven

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In The SSW]]> I really try to give this a chance every week, having accepted that for some reason Will refuses to kill this article. This is by far one of the worst ones yet.

HazelMaesLandingStrip

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In The SSW]]> My My My.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In The SSW]]> The weekly SSW Dogpile! It's a like a pyramid of dogs!

blastitbiggs

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In The SSW]]>

Fired-up Buffalo crowd peacock-flexed into drinking hot wing frappes mixed with vodka all day...

Damn. Plastic-Man thinks that's a reach.

The Legend of Vincent Tremblay

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In The SSW]]> 0 views
New SSW:
I will do my part not to change this.

Slothrop

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In The SSW]]> ManGNC? Really? You chose to write that?

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In The SSW]]> I am giving thanks this Thursday for the SSW.

Civil Negligence

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In The SSW]]> Why do I keep clicking on this article? whyyyy?

Tony E

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