<![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 12: A Special, Comprehensive Breakdown Of Thanksgiving From An Experienced Fat Person - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 12: A Special, Comprehensive Breakdown Of Thanksgiving From An Experienced Fat Person - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 12: A Special, Comprehensive Breakdown Of Thanksgiving From An Experienced Fat Person]]> @Peter Cavan: Remarks such as these, & the Thanksgiving holiday in general, make Cornershop lyrics run thru my mind... Turkey gravy [equine clomping] turkey gravy... Well done.

@TheStarterWife: Plus, that movie had Sisqo. I mean, got-damn. Sisqo.

(I really did like it, though. But I wish Hedges wouldn't have tried to make the same movie with "Dan in Real Life". He failed. Grafting "Pieces of April" to "The Family Stone" was not my idea for his sophomore (?) effort.)

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 12: A Special, Comprehensive Breakdown Of Thanksgiving From An Experienced Fat Person]]> Only America would have a holiday devoted to making yourself even larger. Well, maybe Tonga would as well.

Unamerican

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 12: A Special, Comprehensive Breakdown Of Thanksgiving From An Experienced Fat Person]]> I never thought I'd see a photo of John Waters' fence-sitting brother enjoying a cold can of Black Label...but there's a first time for everything, like the time I cried at the end of Big Fish in front of my ex-girlfriend.

Fire Scott Armstrong

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 12: A Special, Comprehensive Breakdown Of Thanksgiving From An Experienced Fat Person]]> @TheStarterWife: I love Pieces of April. I recommend it to people all the time. I also might be in need of therapy.

J-No

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 12: A Special, Comprehensive Breakdown Of Thanksgiving From An Experienced Fat Person]]> BDD is doing the lord's work.

Technicolor Jan Stenerud

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 12: A Special, Comprehensive Breakdown Of Thanksgiving From An Experienced Fat Person]]> this is what thanksgiving is like at MY house: [youtube.com]

supermike4ever

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 12: A Special, Comprehensive Breakdown Of Thanksgiving From An Experienced Fat Person]]> Big props to dark meat... however as the only black person at an all white Thanksgiving (and it's even my family), the jokes are just awkward.

Snitches Get Stitches

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 12: A Special, Comprehensive Breakdown Of Thanksgiving From An Experienced Fat Person]]> I'm 260 lbs for a reason, you know.

Good thing you're 6'5" and built like a brick shithouse.

swing4

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 12: A Special, Comprehensive Breakdown Of Thanksgiving From An Experienced Fat Person]]> @The Teufel Shuffle: Hard to Kill was the shit... and you can take that to the bank.

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 12: A Special, Comprehensive Breakdown Of Thanksgiving From An Experienced Fat Person]]> "They pick the cheese fresh from the cheese tree!"

Everyone laughs at me when I include cheese in my daily intake of vegetables. More evidence that I'm not crazy!

TheGeneral

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 12: A Special, Comprehensive Breakdown Of Thanksgiving From An Experienced Fat Person]]> Paula Deen's "Gooey Pumpkin Butter Cake". An extra throwgasm for that fact that all measuring is done in sticks of butter, boxes of cake mix/sugar, and cans of pumpkin.

disclaimer: not for hyperactive children

Flo

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 12: A Special, Comprehensive Breakdown Of Thanksgiving From An Experienced Fat Person]]> I heart the Jamboroo.

IsoldmysoultoMilhouseVanhouten

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 12: A Special, Comprehensive Breakdown Of Thanksgiving From An Experienced Fat Person]]> As nice as Nicholette Scorsese's tits are/were, her ass is just as not nice. Proportional disproportion.

LesMilesIsAMouthyDouche

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 12: A Special, Comprehensive Breakdown Of Thanksgiving From An Experienced Fat Person]]> Props for the hat on the football.
And poor Tawny. Most people just get a sad looking mugshot to showcase their drug use, but she get's 4 minutes of rolling footage in some song i had to turn down the sound to after 30 seconds.
Hardcore drug use is bad umkay?

And what? No mention of black olives as an hors' douvres? You stick them on your finger, they become mickey mouse noses, and after a little show, your impressed little neices and nephews will do anything for you. including lifting up your cousin's hot wife's tube top.

drewheyman

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 12: A Special, Comprehensive Breakdown Of Thanksgiving From An Experienced Fat Person]]> @Camp Tiger Claw: The Dead Boys

iantenna

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 12: A Special, Comprehensive Breakdown Of Thanksgiving From An Experienced Fat Person]]> I'm going to a wedding with CBS sportsman Sean McManus over the weekend... anybody have anything to get off their chest?

contains_hot_liquid

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 12: A Special, Comprehensive Breakdown Of Thanksgiving From An Experienced Fat Person]]> 10am Martinis, here we come!

44 in a Row

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 12: A Special, Comprehensive Breakdown Of Thanksgiving From An Experienced Fat Person]]> @CubsDynasty: Tits.

Phony Gwynn

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 12: A Special, Comprehensive Breakdown Of Thanksgiving From An Experienced Fat Person]]> @Cassifras: I think "Out For Justice" is better. "Has anybody seen Richie?"

rsr26

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 12: A Special, Comprehensive Breakdown Of Thanksgiving From An Experienced Fat Person]]> @Cassifras: aaand that would be "Marked for Death".
asswipe

MENDOZA!!!!!

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 12: A Special, Comprehensive Breakdown Of Thanksgiving From An Experienced Fat Person]]> @The Teufel Shuffle: I call bullshit - Markeg for Death was the best Seagal movie ever.
"Him can't kill Screwface!!"

MENDOZA!!!!!

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 12: A Special, Comprehensive Breakdown Of Thanksgiving From An Experienced Fat Person]]> @WheelOfOrton: "The only thing I have in my pocket is yo' ass!"

@sir_pantsalot: It's a Black people thing. I go on and on about sweet potato pie and people look at me as if I'm on crack. I didn't have my first slice of pumpkin pie until last year. Boy, was I missing out. Though your original point still stands.

Jefferson Short Bus

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 12: A Special, Comprehensive Breakdown Of Thanksgiving From An Experienced Fat Person]]> My favorite part about drinking Black Label is that it claims its a Canadian beer and even has a Canadian flag on the can. A Canadian flag right over a big massive "MADE IN USA."

Fucking Carling, having it both ways. Enjoy your superior to the dollar looie you maple fucks.

Rusty

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 12: A Special, Comprehensive Breakdown Of Thanksgiving From An Experienced Fat Person]]> @Phony Gwynn: I guess the question is why have women around if they can't cook?

CubsDynasty

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 12: A Special, Comprehensive Breakdown Of Thanksgiving From An Experienced Fat Person]]> @ashylarry:
I used to think sweet potatoe pie was a southern thing since I am southern. Then I find out that no one really knows what it is except for black people. Since I am white maybe I am somehow related to Tony Romo.

sir_pantsalot

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 12: A Special, Comprehensive Breakdown Of Thanksgiving From An Experienced Fat Person]]> @HeavyPettingZoo: getting married, or announcing the engagement on thanksgiving? either way, a terrible decision, but wouldn't that be AJ'd?

UrbanShocker

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 12: A Special, Comprehensive Breakdown Of Thanksgiving From An Experienced Fat Person]]> @The Teufel Shuffle: I cannot stand by and let you slander the greatness that is Dark Territory.

"Assumption is the mother of all fuckups"

WheelOfOrton

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 12: A Special, Comprehensive Breakdown Of Thanksgiving From An Experienced Fat Person]]> @sir_pantsalot: Florida Evans, is that you?

ashylarry

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 12: A Special, Comprehensive Breakdown Of Thanksgiving From An Experienced Fat Person]]> @The Teufel Shuffle: No way Executive Decision is a "Seagal" movie. He dies in the first five minutes.

Phony Gwynn

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 12: A Special, Comprehensive Breakdown Of Thanksgiving From An Experienced Fat Person]]> Never forget the Seagal mantra: two word titles are good (Under Siege, Executive Decision), three word titles suck (On Deadly Ground, Fire Down Below, Under Siege Two).

The Teufel Shuffle

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 12: A Special, Comprehensive Breakdown Of Thanksgiving From An Experienced Fat Person]]> @Jen P: I made one from scratch (baked the pumpkins, scraped out the goo, etc.) with a hippie ex-girlfriend. I've never seen an uglier food product in my life, but, good lawd, that thing was tasty.

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 12: A Special, Comprehensive Breakdown Of Thanksgiving From An Experienced Fat Person]]> @The Fan's Attic: That's an awful idea. Now instead of eating and being lazy, you have to talk about plans for the wedding. You really Norv Turner'ed that decision.

HeavyPettingZoo

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 12: A Special, Comprehensive Breakdown Of Thanksgiving From An Experienced Fat Person]]> Next year the parade should have a Kige Ramsey float.

DennyCrane

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 12: A Special, Comprehensive Breakdown Of Thanksgiving From An Experienced Fat Person]]> @Phony Gwynn: Fried Turkey is awesome. As long as no one burns down the house.

Matt_T

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 12: A Special, Comprehensive Breakdown Of Thanksgiving From An Experienced Fat Person]]> The first pumpkin pie I ever made, where I fucked up the recipe and used sugar AND sweetened condensed milk, was totally worth five throwgasms. Now my husband insists I fuck up the recipe every time ...

Jen P

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 12: A Special, Comprehensive Breakdown Of Thanksgiving From An Experienced Fat Person]]> @Gourmet Spud: Look at me, Ma, I made it! I'm okay!"

Stev D

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 12: A Special, Comprehensive Breakdown Of Thanksgiving From An Experienced Fat Person]]> I think "Friends" contribution to Thanksgiving, the Moistmaker , warrants mentioning.

blastitbiggs

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 12: A Special, Comprehensive Breakdown Of Thanksgiving From An Experienced Fat Person]]> @Cassifras: These guys are big beer drinkers so I'm sure they'll start with that when I get there at noon. I figure we have wine with dinner, and then I have the Maker's Mark waiting for me at home. I've known most of these friends for years so it should actually be a good time.

Peter Cavan

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 12: A Special, Comprehensive Breakdown Of Thanksgiving From An Experienced Fat Person]]> Sweet potatoe pie > pumpkin pie

sir_pantsalot

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 12: A Special, Comprehensive Breakdown Of Thanksgiving From An Experienced Fat Person]]> It's like he reads my mind. It's fucking scary, actually.

muggsybogues

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 12: A Special, Comprehensive Breakdown Of Thanksgiving From An Experienced Fat Person]]> Don't forget to complement the mashed potatoes with scalloped potatoes. Starched gut-bomb goodness

PQ Crash

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 12: A Special, Comprehensive Breakdown Of Thanksgiving From An Experienced Fat Person]]> @CubsDynasty: Then your dad was lucky enough to have women around him who could cook.

@Stev D: Ever had a fried turkey? Shit is money.

Phony Gwynn

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 12: A Special, Comprehensive Breakdown Of Thanksgiving From An Experienced Fat Person]]> "The Tony Awards tossed outside"

bravo to you, good sir.

blastitbiggs

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 12: A Special, Comprehensive Breakdown Of Thanksgiving From An Experienced Fat Person]]> @Stev D:

What'd you just say? 'Cuz it sounded like you said you were going to hump the fridge.

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 12: A Special, Comprehensive Breakdown Of Thanksgiving From An Experienced Fat Person]]> @The Legend of Vincent Tremblay: May I suggest USC-Arizona St.?

SA

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 12: A Special, Comprehensive Breakdown Of Thanksgiving From An Experienced Fat Person]]> @Stev D: You're a regular Ruth Buzzi.

DennyCrane

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 12: A Special, Comprehensive Breakdown Of Thanksgiving From An Experienced Fat Person]]> @Peter Cavan: DO NOT ask them where the turkey baster is and if they offer you one just say that it is much better to use a spoon.

sir_pantsalot

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 12: A Special, Comprehensive Breakdown Of Thanksgiving From An Experienced Fat Person]]> @Peter Cavan: I can't imagine what could possibly go wrong. some advice, start the Makers while cooking.

MENDOZA!!!!!

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 12: A Special, Comprehensive Breakdown Of Thanksgiving From An Experienced Fat Person]]> You're in the Navy, remember? It's not a job, it's an adventure!

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 12: A Special, Comprehensive Breakdown Of Thanksgiving From An Experienced Fat Person]]> Hey Weintraub are you reading this? This is fucking funny.

jwaves2007

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 12: A Special, Comprehensive Breakdown Of Thanksgiving From An Experienced Fat Person]]> Dark meat rules

Andrea Kremer disagrees.

Kid Canada

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 12: A Special, Comprehensive Breakdown Of Thanksgiving From An Experienced Fat Person]]> @Matt_T: If homemade macaroni and cheese isn't on the table, then it's not Thanksgiving. Or Christmas.

And please it's homemade, not that prepackaged shit you buy in a box. It's one damn day, make it right.

SA

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 12: A Special, Comprehensive Breakdown Of Thanksgiving From An Experienced Fat Person]]> @Stev D: I am now going to hump the fridge.

Stev D

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 12: A Special, Comprehensive Breakdown Of Thanksgiving From An Experienced Fat Person]]> @Captain Caveman: I still remember the look on my dad's face when she unleashed those beasts. He was alternately A) embarrassed, since I was like 13 or so, and B) aroused.

Phony Gwynn

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 12: A Special, Comprehensive Breakdown Of Thanksgiving From An Experienced Fat Person]]> I will be having Thanksgiving dinner in a studio apartment in Chelsea with two gay men and one of their mothers, and two married couples. Later, one of my friends who's splitting with her husband will stop by for dessert. I'm making the turkey and gravy. My goal is to get home by 9 PM and drink enough Maker's Mark to forget anything weird that might happen.

Peter Cavan

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 12: A Special, Comprehensive Breakdown Of Thanksgiving From An Experienced Fat Person]]> It's great on sandwhiches and leftovers, but I think turkey is overrated as a primary meat.

There, I said it and it feels good.

Stev D

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 12: A Special, Comprehensive Breakdown Of Thanksgiving From An Experienced Fat Person]]> "dolphin hostage situation"...well done.
seriously, the commercial makes me feel stoned every time.

MENDOZA!!!!!

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 12: A Special, Comprehensive Breakdown Of Thanksgiving From An Experienced Fat Person]]> @GunsDontKillPeopleIDo: You're right I do miss that. I miss thinking, I hope he eats all of those, has a heart attack and dies, so I don't have to listen to him anymore.

The Fan’s Attic

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 12: A Special, Comprehensive Breakdown Of Thanksgiving From An Experienced Fat Person]]> No Thanksgiving meal is complete without those little pillsbury crescent rolls.

rsr26

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 12: A Special, Comprehensive Breakdown Of Thanksgiving From An Experienced Fat Person]]> My dad says cooking is for pussies

CubsDynasty

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 12: A Special, Comprehensive Breakdown Of Thanksgiving From An Experienced Fat Person]]> OK, here's a hypothetical for you all. (If you know me, you know my choice.)

Which would be less traditional Thanksgiving night viewing?

-- Colts/Falcons on NFL Network. Hardly a tradition because it's not the Cowboys or Lions, and it's the thin end of NFLN's wedge into basic cable.

-- Penguins/Senators on FSN Pittsburgh. An American hockey team playing on Thanksgiving? One more reason to hate Gary Bettman. At least it starts after the Cowboys and Lions games.

The Legend of Vincent Tremblay

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 12: A Special, Comprehensive Breakdown Of Thanksgiving From An Experienced Fat Person]]> Thanks Drew. I'm glad I'm not the only one yelling obscenities at Douschemandzadeh every Sunday.

And "Here I Go Again" was my high school graduation song. Be jealous.

VTBen

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 12: A Special, Comprehensive Breakdown Of Thanksgiving From An Experienced Fat Person]]> @The Fan's Attic: I miss Madden's Telestrator going to town on the Turkey Legs... "here we got 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 turkey legs. BOOM!"

Jehovahs Witness Protection Program

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 12: A Special, Comprehensive Breakdown Of Thanksgiving From An Experienced Fat Person]]> Blatantly False, ProFootballTalk-Style, Fred Edelstein-esque Rumor Of The Week

WE HEAR ... Drew's daughter makes really awful looking Thanksgiving centerpieces at school.

Matt Sussman

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 12: A Special, Comprehensive Breakdown Of Thanksgiving From An Experienced Fat Person]]> Might I suggest Tourtiere, which is French for "meat pie", a la mode? I can't believe this isn't the most requested last meal for prisoners about to be executed.

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 12: A Special, Comprehensive Breakdown Of Thanksgiving From An Experienced Fat Person]]> pumpkin pie with whipped cream merits 5 throwgasms I believe.

UrbanShocker

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 12: A Special, Comprehensive Breakdown Of Thanksgiving From An Experienced Fat Person]]> I don't give a fuck what pie you choose. You better put some ice cream on that bitch. And whatever pie you get needs to be hot enough to make the ice cream melt on top of it

I have a new goal for my attempt at post-Thanksgiving poon.

Jews For Purple Jesus

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 12: A Special, Comprehensive Breakdown Of Thanksgiving From An Experienced Fat Person]]> Shit. The nudie links don't work. My apologies. Here are the Google image search links: (NSFW)

[images.google.com]

[images.google.com]

Drew Magary

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 12: A Special, Comprehensive Breakdown Of Thanksgiving From An Experienced Fat Person]]> @Camp Tiger Claw: Might I suggest Great Lakes Brewery?

Jehovahs Witness Protection Program

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 12: A Special, Comprehensive Breakdown Of Thanksgiving From An Experienced Fat Person]]> "Where does Big Daddy drew stand on the turducken?"

On both sides, trapping it, so nobody else can get to it.

Matt Sussman

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 12: A Special, Comprehensive Breakdown Of Thanksgiving From An Experienced Fat Person]]> @Matt_T: dammit, I suck for not hitting the refresh button. +1 to you.

Signal to Noise

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 12: A Special, Comprehensive Breakdown Of Thanksgiving From An Experienced Fat Person]]> @Lamppost: He stands right behind John Madden while he shoves each of the six legs up Madden's gaping rectum.

The Fan’s Attic

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 12: A Special, Comprehensive Breakdown Of Thanksgiving From An Experienced Fat Person]]> Baked macaroni and cheese during Thanksgiving or Christmas also deserves a shout-out.

Time to start that long drive for the holiday.

Signal to Noise

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 12: A Special, Comprehensive Breakdown Of Thanksgiving From An Experienced Fat Person]]> @Weed Against Speed: No and no. Good to go, hopefully.

@PQ Crash: Thanks.

@Matt_T: I love me some homemade mac'n'cheese and I'm not southern.

The Fan’s Attic

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 12: A Special, Comprehensive Breakdown Of Thanksgiving From An Experienced Fat Person]]> Where does Big Daddy drew stand on the turducken?

DennyCrane

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 12: A Special, Comprehensive Breakdown Of Thanksgiving From An Experienced Fat Person]]> @Matt_T: It's not Thanksgiving without macaroni and cheese.

Jefferson Short Bus

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 12: A Special, Comprehensive Breakdown Of Thanksgiving From An Experienced Fat Person]]> 1. Mashed potatoes > stuffing

2. I own T.J. Housh, and you still beat me in FF.

3. I remember Under Siege for those two exact reasons.

Captain Caveman

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 12: A Special, Comprehensive Breakdown Of Thanksgiving From An Experienced Fat Person]]> To get an edge, I always try to choke up on the bone. Wait, that came out wrong.

Which end came, again?

Phony Gwynn

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 12: A Special, Comprehensive Breakdown Of Thanksgiving From An Experienced Fat Person]]> At least one good thing can come out of Ohio.

Guided By Voices.

Camp Tiger Claw

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 12: A Special, Comprehensive Breakdown Of Thanksgiving From An Experienced Fat Person]]> @TheStarterWife: It's only #### if you're wearing a flannel shirt right now.

Jefferson Short Bus

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 12: A Special, Comprehensive Breakdown Of Thanksgiving From An Experienced Fat Person]]> Mmmm, dark thigh meat...

David Bowie concurs.

Arriaga_II

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 12: A Special, Comprehensive Breakdown Of Thanksgiving From An Experienced Fat Person]]> This week's Jamboroo just made my Thanksgiving a bit more tolerable. Now I'll have the thought of a now godless Ray Lewis taking out his frustrations on a turkey stuck in my head.

@The Fan's Attic: Good luck.

PQ Crash

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 12: A Special, Comprehensive Breakdown Of Thanksgiving From An Experienced Fat Person]]> I always assumed the cranberry sauce in the can was the pre-dessert too.

No love for homemade mac n cheese? (what, too southern?)

Matt_T

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 12: A Special, Comprehensive Breakdown Of Thanksgiving From An Experienced Fat Person]]> @The Fan's Attic: If she ain't pregnant and you're not on parole, you'll be fine.

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 12: A Special, Comprehensive Breakdown Of Thanksgiving From An Experienced Fat Person]]> I eat a dozen deviled eggs before thanksgiving dinner. My cholesterol is sky high for weeks after that.

Oh, and this will be the first Thanksgiving with the future in-laws where we will announce our engagement. Please pray for me or whatever it is you do.

The Fan’s Attic

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 12: A Special, Comprehensive Breakdown Of Thanksgiving From An Experienced Fat Person]]> That was fucking delicious.

Dwight Schrute 2008

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 12: A Special, Comprehensive Breakdown Of Thanksgiving From An Experienced Fat Person]]> My favorite tradition, by far, is the Friday Morning Porcelein Punishing. All year that God damn toilet laughs at me and at my comically small stool. But not on the Friday after Thanksgiving. No, the only laughing then comes from my ass. And from me, ass laughter is contagious.

Illegal Immigrant

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 12: A Special, Comprehensive Breakdown Of Thanksgiving From An Experienced Fat Person]]> I'm 260 lbs for a reason, you know.

Yes, that 110-pound baby's noggin of yours goes a long way.

Rob Iracane

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 12: A Special, Comprehensive Breakdown Of Thanksgiving From An Experienced Fat Person]]> This is one of the most disgusting things I have ever read and now I'm hungry.

contains_hot_liquid

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 12: A Special, Comprehensive Breakdown Of Thanksgiving From An Experienced Fat Person]]> Yes!!! The official sign that the weekend is here!!!

Thursday Jamboroo < Robins in Spring < Christmas Eve < 5'0'Clock whistle < Stomach Grumbling before post Steak-dinner Poop.

Scratch that. Poop is first.

Jehovahs Witness Protection Program

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 12: A Special, Comprehensive Breakdown Of Thanksgiving From An Experienced Fat Person]]> Or you can love Pieces of April, depending on what your relationship was to your parents. (And respect that is was a mid-budget studio flick that lost its funding, and all the principals involved loved the material so much, they went ahead and made it for $37K.)

Yes, this comment is very, very, gay.

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 12: A Special, Comprehensive Breakdown Of Thanksgiving From An Experienced Fat Person]]> I am thankful for Big Daddy Drew telling me when something is NSFW. Unfortunately, I thought NSFW meant "Ninjas Singing For Wisonsonites." I love ninjas. Now I must look for a new job.

Lindsay Lohans Left Boob

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 12: A Special, Comprehensive Breakdown Of Thanksgiving From An Experienced Fat Person]]> But we already knew your love for dark meat when you declared your man-crush on Purple Jesus.

Brazil Thrill

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 12: A Special, Comprehensive Breakdown Of Thanksgiving From An Experienced Fat Person]]> Big Daddy Drew makes Chuck Norris cry.

StuScott Booyahs

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