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Jon Kitna Has Good Reasons To Love God

koivutoakill — Sat, 24 Nov 2007 09:47:14 EST

They're having the Superbowl in Hell this year? I knew the Pats had a great shot at home field advantage, but...

koivutoakill

Jon Kitna Has Good Reasons To Love God

bamassippi — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 21:54:53 EST

@Camp Tiger Claw: +1

bamassippi

Jon Kitna Has Good Reasons To Love God

Scout — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 16:33:48 EST

John Kitna:"I don't have to go to hell."
::
Titanic:"Unsinkable!"

Scout

Jon Kitna Has Good Reasons To Love God

Wolf Blitzer — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 16:12:01 EST

Iracane's on vacation? In that case, YOU STAY CLASSY AOLSPORTS AutoBlog

Wolf Blitzer

Jon Kitna Has Good Reasons To Love God

lavaughn — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 15:55:50 EST

I think we all may be missing the point. He said he doesn't "have" to go to hell, but hey, it's an option if he gets bored.

lavaughn

Jon Kitna Has Good Reasons To Love God

Gourmet Spud — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 15:42:07 EST

@chilltown:

So, my fantasy team is 3-8 right now, and I need a BIG week out of Earnest Graham if I have a hope at making the playoffs.

What, no love for Earnest Graham?

Gourmet Spud

Jon Kitna Has Good Reasons To Love God

lisa — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 15:40:57 EST

@chilltown:
Is Suss here? If so, I'm scared...TETRIS RETURNS!

lisa

Jon Kitna Has Good Reasons To Love God

chilltown — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 15:38:45 EST

@Gourmet Spud: Iracane must really be on vacation. You can say whatever you like, people. Go wild.

chilltown

Jon Kitna Has Good Reasons To Love God

Phony Gwynn — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 15:37:25 EST

@Gourmet Spud: You're supposed to end with the swirl?

Phony Gwynn

Jon Kitna Has Good Reasons To Love God

Gourmet Spud — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 15:34:23 EST

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Jon Kitna Has Good Reasons To Love God

thefuseproject — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 15:32:39 EST

Apparently Kitna feels confident in making this statement now that NFL Europa is out of business.

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Jon Kitna Has Good Reasons To Love God

Trackback — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 15:31:42 EST

Filed under: Lions, DetroitLions quarterback Jon Kitna had this to say on Thanksgiving when a reporter asked him what he's most thankful for:"That I don't have to go to hell."

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Jon Kitna Has Good Reasons To Love God

Technicolor Jan Stenerud — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 15:26:39 EST

I would also be thankful that green bay only used one fist.

Technicolor Jan Stenerud

Jon Kitna Has Good Reasons To Love God

Technicolor Jan Stenerud — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 15:24:46 EST

@jwaves: hey, i'm a believer and I think he'll's a sham, too. the ELCA is cool like that.

Technicolor Jan Stenerud

Jon Kitna Has Good Reasons To Love God

Gourmet Spud — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 15:24:06 EST

@Adonis:

unapoletically having sex

Hey, the unapole is my move!

Gourmet Spud

Jon Kitna Has Good Reasons To Love God

Adonis — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 15:20:38 EST

If by "going to hell" he means unapoletically having sex with your girlfriend at her office during lunch breaks...

Well then frankly I must go a seperate way from one Jon Kitna.

Adonis

Jon Kitna Has Good Reasons To Love God

J. Walter Weatherman — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 15:17:21 EST

As the Quarterback of the Detroit Lions he should be thankful for when Farve retires and they turn the keys over to Aaron Rogers. However, Rogers will probably be 35 before this happens and Kitna will have already ascended from the 50 yard line to Heaven after a glorious 3 yard scramble with Michael Strahan's Antler-Teeth on the other end.

J. Walter Weatherman

Jon Kitna Has Good Reasons To Love God

Phony Gwynn — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 15:12:04 EST

@WWKD? - Fred Willard? WTF?: "Does St. Louis still have a team?"

"Nah, they moved to Phoenix."

Phony Gwynn

Jon Kitna Has Good Reasons To Love God

What Would Kornheiser Do? — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 15:10:13 EST

God: Thou hast forsaken My Church!
Homer: Uh, kind-of... b-but...
God: But what!
Homer: I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?
God: [pause] Hmm... You've got a point there.

What Would Kornheiser Do?

Jon Kitna Has Good Reasons To Love God

A Magician Named GOB — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 15:03:35 EST

@UkraineNotWeak: God bless us, everyone.

A Magician Named GOB

Jon Kitna Has Good Reasons To Love God

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 15:01:52 EST

You know what I'm thankful for? Having the over on both halves of yesterday's game.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

Jon Kitna Has Good Reasons To Love God

Brazil Thrill — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 14:59:52 EST

@twoeightnine: @jwaves: A-men (pun intended.)

Brazil Thrill

Jon Kitna Has Good Reasons To Love God

Tuffy — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 14:59:29 EST

Do you think Mike Martz works his Saved quarterbacks like Mrs. Iselin?

"Why don't you pass the time reading the Good Book?"

Tuffy

Jon Kitna Has Good Reasons To Love God

Gourmet Spud — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 14:56:59 EST

@Camp Tiger Claw:

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Jon Kitna Has Good Reasons To Love God

Brazil Thrill — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 14:55:09 EST

- "I'm your Hell director, and it looks like we have 8,615 of you newbies here today. And for those of you who were a little confused, ummmm..., you are dead, and this is Hell. So, abandon all hope, and yada, yada, yada. We're now going to start the orientation process which will last about..."
- "Hey, wait a minute! I shouldn't be here! I was a totally strict and devout Protestant! I thought we went to Heaven!"
- "Yes, well I'm afraid you were wrong."
- "I was a practicing Jehova's Witness!"
- "You picked the wrong religion as well."
- "Well who was right? Who gets into Heaven?"
- "I'm afraid it was the Mormons. Yes, Mormons was the correct answer."

Brazil Thrill

Jon Kitna Has Good Reasons To Love God

PenskeMaterial — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 14:53:56 EST

Man, that quote is a comedy pyramid waiting to happen.

"Koren Robinson, I'm looking in your direction."

PenskeMaterial

Jon Kitna Has Good Reasons To Love God

Phony Gwynn — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 14:52:59 EST

So his God approves of dressing like a naked man to make fun of a drunk? Sweet! Sign me up!

Phony Gwynn

Jon Kitna Has Good Reasons To Love God

jwaves2007 — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 14:50:08 EST

@twoeightnine:

The greatest thing about being a non-believer is that if there isn't a heaven then there can't be a hell either.

jwaves2007

Jon Kitna Has Good Reasons To Love God

Kid Canada — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 14:46:38 EST

Peter: "Thanks, Jesus!"
Jesus: "No, wait, it wasn't me, it was..."
Krishna: "That's OK. I'm used to it."

Kid Canada

Jon Kitna Has Good Reasons To Love God

twoeightnine — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 14:44:19 EST

I don't have to go to hell either. And it didn't cost me 10% of my earnings or any guilt.

twoeightnine

Jon Kitna Has Good Reasons To Love God

gniterobot — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 14:44:14 EST

As opposed to the paradise called Detroit he finds himself in now?

gniterobot

Jon Kitna Has Good Reasons To Love God

Kid Canada — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 14:43:48 EST

"Amen, brother."
-Charlie Ward

Kid Canada

Jon Kitna Has Good Reasons To Love God

1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 14:43:23 EST

Bold words for a guy who works every Sunday.

1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes

Jon Kitna Has Good Reasons To Love God

PQ Crash — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 14:42:44 EST

After playing in Barcelona, Seattle, Cincinnati and Detroit, you could argue that he's already been through hell.

PQ Crash

Jon Kitna Has Good Reasons To Love God

Matt_T — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 14:42:19 EST

Jon,
If you don't start putting up better numbers, we'll find out where you really are going.

Matt_T

Jon Kitna Has Good Reasons To Love God

Thaddeus — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 14:39:05 EST

Well it's nice he won't have to go to hell but a lot of Lions fans appear to be there right now.

Thaddeus

Jon Kitna Has Good Reasons To Love God

Dr. Spaceman, Esq. — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 14:38:42 EST

You know what's really good after Thanksgiving? Marathon Warioware session with 4 year old nephew.

Dr. Spaceman, Esq.

Jon Kitna Has Good Reasons To Love God

Camp Tiger Claw — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 14:37:33 EST

This just means he has a no trade clause to Buffalo and Cleveland.

Camp Tiger Claw