<![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "Ayyy, shortstack! You seen Chachi?"
--fonz1956

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!:

I agree to your agreeal.

Adonis

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @Stay Away From Oprah: YES, YES, YES!

That-Dude

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @twoeightnine: FYI, it's "Yankees suck." That second syllable makes the chant work.

ArmansCopyOfSwank

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @Senators Lost Cojones:

This is one feature that should can't be blowed up.

Afino

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Rob Iracane's uncle Leo has never been a particularly sassy or witty commenter. This hasn't caused any emotional scarring or anything for our resident Combudsman.

koivutoakill

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Update on Shortstack folks, he has been inactive for 3 weeks and here are the last words he has given ESPN for the time being.

Best fielding percentage in ML history, and 0 gold gloves?? Rockies, (esp Tulo and Helton) got the short end of the stick.

-shortstack52284

Tony E

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> I predict a win! For the Miami Dolphins.

-eddie at espn

Tony E

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @Chamomiles Davis: The AFC East forfeits the rest of the games against the Patriots.

UNC_Samurai

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> How the fuck do you get better than undefeated?

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> I believe Bill Belichick gave the team the same speech after the game.

Sandburgh

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @Shea Guevara: +10. I laughed out loud, and not it the internet cliche way.

Avoid the Clap, Jimmy Dugan

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> omg i hope this game is sweet tonight lol.

Phatty

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "Sarcastro needed a sandwich like this, it will only make him fuller. I hope he can have another one at dinner."

-- Leo I.

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> As long as we keep putting up more points than the teams we play, we have a good shot at winning all our games.

-3rd runner up.

Ihateyourteam

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> If you catch a ball and land out of bounds, it does not count as a catch.

-John Madden.

Ihateyourteam

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @Civil Negligence:

Parks department.

Kid Canada

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Rejected Feature Comment:

"Jerry...Hello!!!"

-Uncle Leo

Kid Canada

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> I don't believe this guy. For one, he is always braging about his newphew who works for the city's sanitation department.

Civil Negligence

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @Adonis: I agree. Some sort of compare/contrast feature is needed. I can just imagine one for college football:

"Go Missouri! We deserve this!"
-ESPN commenter
"If I shit on Pam Ward's chest, would it make her look more attractive?"
-Deadspin Commenter

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> The Patriots won because they wanted it more than the Eagles.

Dewey Decimal System

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Returning a kick for a touchdown leads to more points than if there's a touchback.
- Tim McCarver

swayzegoescrazy

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @Me So Hornsby: Don't go Dolphins!

ClueHeywood

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @Stay Away From Oprah: If it replaces the SSW, I am all for it.

J-No

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> That's exactly what I was thinking. The Patriots needed a "test" from a mediocre NFC team with a backup quarterback starting. I am now so much more confident that the Patriots are the best team ever, and that Tom Brady's sperm is more valuable per ounce than printer ink.

BrianVan

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Tha-tha-tha-that that don't kill me
Can only make me stronger

/Kanye

Civil Negligence

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> This is what happens when you leave Emmitt in the studio, unsupervised.

Senators Lost Cojones

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @ClueHeywood: The Dolphins play tonight, and if they lose, they will remain winless, and have a chance to go 0-16, unless they win.

MeSoHornsby

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> The "of the day" part of the title means this will be a daily feature. Yanks Suck!
-- Nationalcoholic098435098

Nationalcoholic

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @katolesce:

That's way too much analysis for Kige.

He generally limits his analysis to 2.5 or 3 syllables.

youstayclassy

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @Zach Parise's Shorty: So we will get to see Leo's dick this afternoon?

CubsDynasty

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Definitely needs to be a regular feature... although we can do it with Deadspin comments too.

For instance, someone last night said that after the close game Andrea Kramer would renege on her desire to submit herself to Brady for the purposes of anal intercourse.

I think we can all agree that if such an agreement was in place, Ms. Kramer remains in the same position she would have been had the Patriots won by a 100. Tieing her shoelaces from a standing position.

Adonis

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "The Pats needed a test like this, it will only make them better. I hope they go undefeated. Go Cubs!" -- Leo l.

Fixed.

StuScott Booyahs

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Somewhere, Shortstack 52284 seethes.

David Hume

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @katolesce: The comment is even funnier if you imagine Kige's voice reading it.

Brazil Thrill

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> The Patriots are good. They still have a chance to go undefeated, unless they lose. Go Patriots!

ClueHeywood

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> The next best quote was mine.

"I think the Pats have shown the rest of the League that they can be beat by throwing over the middle."

Nothing funny, just the facts.

Ihateyourteam

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @McCroskey: Groovy, Tubular, and Woooooah!!!!, respectively.

A Pimp Named DaveR

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> When did Kige become a Pats fan?

katolesce

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> This just barely edged, "College football -- nothing like it, baby!" and "The Jags showed me a lot yesterday."

Dan Daoust

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @Zach Parise's Shorty:

If only there was a way to exploit the wisdom that is sean salisbury.....

cowbell204

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> But what do Raph, Don and Mike think of the Pats' chances?

McCroskey

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> They cutoff the part where he wrote ...and the Yanks suck."

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Every time I read one of these I have to use this voice.
[www.brian-regan.com]

twoeightnine

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @Shea Guevara: Well-played, Clerks.

Hextall454

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Ooh, I can't WAIT for jockjams96's rebutall!

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> I've said it before and I'll say it again.

Canonized saints make terrible commenters

/catholic

Hextall454

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> that was the same level of insight that sean salisbury can provide, so it makes sense that espn would feature such commentary.

Shorty

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Yeah, isn't the accompanying pic of some 5-year old? Speaks volumes about their commenters.

Sandy Magic Jackson

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> To be fair, Leo I wasn't a very controversial pope. I bet Pius XII would've had some real hard-hitting analysis.

shea_guevara

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> I hope this becomes a regular feature on Deadspin.

Stay Away From Oprah

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> P.S. I love Tom brady! :-)

Ihateyourteam

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