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]]> <![CDATA[It's Important That You Know Bill Conlin's Compensation]]> Conlin is right, and we are all misguided because we have been listening to the e-Bay. Conlin's condo is next door to Bobby Bowden's. They play dominoes together on Wednesdays.

Beer-Fart

]]> <![CDATA[It's Important That You Know Bill Conlin's Compensation]]> If Conlin thinks pay=competence, maybe someone should send him to cover Isiah and the Knicks for a bit.

Bitch.

Michael Bertin

]]> <![CDATA[It's Important That You Know Bill Conlin's Compensation]]> Luckily the editors took a cue from his mental capacity and provided the signing bonus in monopoly money

CautiousC

]]> <![CDATA[It's Important That You Know Bill Conlin's Compensation]]> I've seen that photo adorning multiple picture frames in retail locations.

At least Conlin cut out the manufacturer's logo.

Scout

]]> <![CDATA[It's Important That You Know Bill Conlin's Compensation]]> that's weird because i always thought that old people and technology just go hand in hand. you should see my grandmother strum a tune on guitar hero!

the cajun boy

]]> <![CDATA[It's Important That You Know Bill Conlin's Compensation]]> Isn't that picture of Hedonism II?

Zach Everson

]]> <![CDATA[It's Important That You Know Bill Conlin's Compensation]]> Uh, Bill. I'm pretty sure the Pamphleteers were on the winning side, and their views were largely vindicated, leading to the formation of a wildly successful nation off whose tit you now suck in the form of Social Security?

Drag your ass off the stool at Pat's Steaks and take the visitor's tour at Independence Hall for a refresher.

budbrad

]]> <![CDATA[It's Important That You Know Bill Conlin's Compensation]]> It has been revealed...

That Bill Conlin is a pretentious ass.

/ Brought to you by Quiznos.

drew.catt

]]> <![CDATA[It's Important That You Know Bill Conlin's Compensation]]> With all that personal information he throws around, he's just like Peter King. Now with 200% more smugness!

Ladies love Fennis

]]> <![CDATA[It's Important That You Know Bill Conlin's Compensation]]> He did vote for Bert Blyleven, so at least there's that...

stealofthedraft

]]> <![CDATA[It's Important That You Know Bill Conlin's Compensation]]> Bill Conlin's son is a motivational speaker who lives in a van down by the Yaque del Norte River.

shtickless

]]> <![CDATA[It's Important That You Know Bill Conlin's Compensation]]> Damn, a generous signing bonus? Matched lump sum that accompanies his buyout package? A fully subsidized Florida condo, paid off by your employers? Getting his pension while still employed? Collecting social security checks?

Well, that tears it: Bill Conlin is officially infallible, and is totally above reproach. And may I also be the first to welcome our new elderly, obese, cantankerous, smarmy, oblivious and senile overlord.

PRAISE BE UNTO BILL CONLIN!!!

J.L. White

]]> <![CDATA[It's Important That You Know Bill Conlin's Compensation]]> You have to respect this much about Conlin: He's a total douche.

I never thought I'd ask the devil if we could get Dick Young back, but this guy makes me consider it.

Billy Clyde Puckett

]]> <![CDATA[It's Important That You Know Bill Conlin's Compensation]]> @Chamomiles Davis: No fucking shit.

I hope he's living HIGH OFF THE SOCIAL SECURITY FAT that my generation will probably never see one red cent from, despite paying into.

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[It's Important That You Know Bill Conlin's Compensation]]> "I'm old and I don't know where the bathroom is!"

being_sven

]]> <![CDATA[It's Important That You Know Bill Conlin's Compensation]]> ====== 732 unread articles in alt.bill-conlin.die.die.die -- read now? [+ynq]

Rozelle’s Bagman

]]> <![CDATA[It's Important That You Know Bill Conlin's Compensation]]> The paper also provides him with a new onion for his belt at least twice a month, along with a yearly festive Christmas onion.

A Pimp Named DaveR

]]> <![CDATA[It's Important That You Know Bill Conlin's Compensation]]> @Abe Froman: Actually, it was attacking the telegraph. Sending a telegraph is like pamphleteering for the masses.

Miss Pelled

]]> <![CDATA[It's Important That You Know Bill Conlin's Compensation]]> @suedevsleather: You're welcome, God damn it.

/Philadelphia

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[It's Important That You Know Bill Conlin's Compensation]]> Sweet fucking shades.

Shanknuts

]]> <![CDATA[It's Important That You Know Bill Conlin's Compensation]]> GET OFF HIS LAWN!

Spectacular Sam

]]> <![CDATA[It's Important That You Know Bill Conlin's Compensation]]> @Tuffy: If it has a condo in the Caribbean, it just might be.

Token_Tennis_Fan

]]> <![CDATA[It's Important That You Know Bill Conlin's Compensation]]> On behalf of the rest of America I'd like to thank Philadelphia for housing this specimen amongst their already unfortunate repertoire of sports accomplishments.

suedevsleather

]]> <![CDATA[It's Important That You Know Bill Conlin's Compensation]]> you should have seen bill conlin's article attacking the i-phone.

Abe Froman

]]> <![CDATA[It's Important That You Know Bill Conlin's Compensation]]> @The Fan's Attic: touche, salesman

Deadspin

]]> <![CDATA[It's Important That You Know Bill Conlin's Compensation]]> @being sven: Bill actually knew Thomas Paine. They were friends, had a falling out, and he's hated pamphleteers ever since.

Im a people person. Who drinks.

]]> <![CDATA[It's Important That You Know Bill Conlin's Compensation]]> @TopesWin: Ugueth Urbina said you can never go wrong with the machete....

rombuu

]]> <![CDATA[It's Important That You Know Bill Conlin's Compensation]]> I bet the waiters at Conlin's Florida condo screw up his drink orders and give him pina coladas when he asks for mai tais. They probably put big grains of salt in his margaritas too.

Deadspin

]]> <![CDATA[It's Important That You Know Bill Conlin's Compensation]]> Is anybody else going to send Billy a friendly e-mail? I know I am.

Brazil Thrill

]]> <![CDATA[It's Important That You Know Bill Conlin's Compensation]]> @Encouraging Referee Pitman: He also worships it. Fuck. I fucked up my own pet peeve.

Encouraging Referee Pitman

]]> <![CDATA[It's Important That You Know Bill Conlin's Compensation]]> Bill! You couldn't smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date with a... I lost my train of thought.

McCroskey

]]> <![CDATA[It's Important That You Know Bill Conlin's Compensation]]> Bill Conlin worship's Worthington's Law. [www.youtube.com]

Encouraging Referee Pitman

]]> <![CDATA[It's Important That You Know Bill Conlin's Compensation]]> @TopesWin: It's Miami- what else do you cut the coke with?

Juancho

]]> <![CDATA[It's Important That You Know Bill Conlin's Compensation]]> I think Conlin might be angling for the back page at Sports Illustrated. They're known Hitler enthusiasts over there.

Crookednose

]]> <![CDATA[It's Important That You Know Bill Conlin's Compensation]]> Bill, all the money in the world doesn't hide the fact that you are still a giant turd. Sound and fury, signifying nothing.

DM

]]> <![CDATA[It's Important That You Know Bill Conlin's Compensation]]> When Jay Mariotti masturbates, he thinks of Bill Conlin. The converse is also true.

Brazil Thrill

]]> <![CDATA[It's Important That You Know Bill Conlin's Compensation]]> Bill Conlin comes across like one of those a-holes who won't vote for anyone on their first ballot for HOF.

I bet he has Mike Schmidt's number tattooed on his genitals.

PenFoe

]]> <![CDATA[It's Important That You Know Bill Conlin's Compensation]]> Bill Conlin ate Jim Eisenreich

The Sports Hernia

]]> <![CDATA[It's Important That You Know Bill Conlin's Compensation]]> "In Colonial times, bloggers were called "Pamphleteers."

Hey, cut him some slack! He was there.

Carson

]]> <![CDATA[It's Important That You Know Bill Conlin's Compensation]]> Sharpstein said Taylor's girlfriend told him the couple was awakened by loud noises, and Taylor grabbed a machete he keeps in the bedroom for protection.

WTF MACHETE?

/threadjack

TopesWin

]]> <![CDATA[It's Important That You Know Bill Conlin's Compensation]]> @Token_Tennis_Fan: damn it. i was a minute late

I Heart Poop

]]> <![CDATA[It's Important That You Know Bill Conlin's Compensation]]> @buttons: Someone may want to clue this cat in on Godwin's Law and its associated corollaries.

Someone may want to clue this cat in on Godwin's Law and its associated calories.

fixed.

Shakεy

]]> <![CDATA[It's Important That You Know Bill Conlin's Compensation]]> It's dark in here... I'm cold... can someone hand me my Dominican made blanket?

suedevsleather

]]> <![CDATA[It's Important That You Know Bill Conlin's Compensation]]> andy rooney admires bill conlin

I Heart Poop

]]> <![CDATA[It's Important That You Know Bill Conlin's Compensation]]> It's hard to travel to the Domincan Republic by horse and buggey, you see.

Shakεy

]]> <![CDATA[It's Important That You Know Bill Conlin's Compensation]]> @Token_Tennis_Fan: He's also fairly certain his is still bigger than yours, though he hasn't seen his since 1987.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[It's Important That You Know Bill Conlin's Compensation]]> Bill Conlin, another example of the stoic self-restraint that Philadelphia's known for.

alftime

]]> <![CDATA[It's Important That You Know Bill Conlin's Compensation]]> So is Conlin the sports equivalent of Andy Rooney?

Good job, you're highly paid. That doesn't mean you're competent at your job.

Token_Tennis_Fan

]]> <![CDATA[It's Important That You Know Bill Conlin's Compensation]]> Someone may want to clue this cat in on Godwin's Law and its associated corollaries.

buttons

]]> <![CDATA[It's Important That You Know Bill Conlin's Compensation]]> They also continued the subsidy of my Florida condo that has been paying the taxes and monthly maintenance since 1987.

After getting through the bad grammar I hope he has been declaring said payments on his tax return

/forwards email to IRS tipline

CubsDynasty

]]> <![CDATA[It's Important That You Know Bill Conlin's Compensation]]> Nick Saban is sad that someone else already used up all the inappropriate Third Reich references.

Miss Pelled

]]> <![CDATA[It's Important That You Know Bill Conlin's Compensation]]> Does this Shakespeare fellow glog anything? Has he ever tried to cover Andre Rison on the deep fade? Did he ever pet the Hirshey mustache?

Alright then. +1 Leitch.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[It's Important That You Know Bill Conlin's Compensation]]> Who let Milton Waddams have a column?

The Fan’s Attic

]]> <![CDATA[It's Important That You Know Bill Conlin's Compensation]]> I will never get over that book cover, not in a million years.

The Sports Hernia

]]> <![CDATA[It's Important That You Know Bill Conlin's Compensation]]> Is his next e-mail going to brag about his sports car and include "personal" measurements in order to dispel rumors that it's a compensatory replacement?

Trot Nixons Hat

]]> <![CDATA[It's Important That You Know Bill Conlin's Compensation]]> I DRIVE A DODGE STR.... damn, Ray beat me to it.

A Pimp Named DaveR

]]> <![CDATA[It's Important That You Know Bill Conlin's Compensation]]> @chilltown: Well, he seems like a man to respond to \/1@GR@ 4 U! e-mails. And hopefully, my Nigerian friend's offers of wealth in exchange for cash, credit card & social security information.

Coming Into The Game, ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #J23 - The Superstar Receiver, ofyourupperdeck TORONTOOOoo BJSss ®

]]> <![CDATA[It's Important That You Know Bill Conlin's Compensation]]> Meet the new beat writer for the West Virginia Power, Bill Conlin.

Jews For Purple Jesus

]]> <![CDATA[It's Important That You Know Bill Conlin's Compensation]]> I was on the Sports Reporters! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Ray

]]> <![CDATA[It's Important That You Know Bill Conlin's Compensation]]> Will, I think it's time to change deadspin into a recipe site before Bill sends you to the dark side of the Dominican Republic.

The Harriet Tubman Underground Railroad Disaster

]]> <![CDATA[It's Important That You Know Bill Conlin's Compensation]]> I'm pretty sure Bill was actually Neville Chamberlain's advisor who pushed him towards appeasement.

Peace in our time my ass.

chilltown

]]> <![CDATA[It's Important That You Know Bill Conlin's Compensation]]> That letter read like the old, white, real-life version of Thugnificent's Cribs episode.

Libertariot

]]> <![CDATA[It's Important That You Know Bill Conlin's Compensation]]> If ever there was an argument for means testing to collect Social Security, or for being able to opt out of paying into it altogether, I believe Bill Conlin just made it.

I'll bet he brags to his friends about how he uses Medicare to pay for his stool softener and Viagra, too.

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[It's Important That You Know Bill Conlin's Compensation]]> @ASox:

I think Will could pull off a tri-corner hat.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[It's Important That You Know Bill Conlin's Compensation]]> "In Colonial times, bloggers were called "Pamphleteers." They hung on street corners handing them out to passersby."

He's just bitter that his pamphlet about how awesome the British were didn't move as well as the other guys'.

TheLou-Do

]]> <![CDATA[It's Important That You Know Bill Conlin's Compensation]]> I can't wait for the film adaptation of "Batting Cleanup" starring John Goodman.

Arriaga_II

]]> <![CDATA[It's Important That You Know Bill Conlin's Compensation]]> I am on the line with my Nigerian friend as we speak.

Coming Into The Game, ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #J23 - The Superstar Receiver, ofyourupperdeck TORONTOOOoo BJSss ®

]]> <![CDATA[It's Important That You Know Bill Conlin's Compensation]]> I'm calling bullshit. There is absolutely no way the man can figure out how to get his photos from his camera to his computer, and then into an email attachment.

chilltown

]]> <![CDATA[It's Important That You Know Bill Conlin's Compensation]]> He forgot to mention the 72 virgins he's been promised in the afterlife.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[It's Important That You Know Bill Conlin's Compensation]]> "Will Leitch, Pamphleteer" has a nice ring to it.

Start printing those business cards.

ASox

]]> <![CDATA[It's Important That You Know Bill Conlin's Compensation]]> Fantastic

anonymouseducator

]]> <![CDATA[It's Important That You Know Bill Conlin's Compensation]]> Bill, Thomas Paine is going to kick your ass.

being_sven

]]> <![CDATA[It's Important That You Know Bill Conlin's Compensation]]> You know, I'm starting to think something about this Conlin guy rubs Will the wrong way.

RashaanEnis

]]> <![CDATA[It's Important That You Know Bill Conlin's Compensation]]> GIVE ME THIS OLD MAN'S JOB NOW, PLEASE!!
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Sent from my Blackberry Wireless Handheld

The Teufel Shuffle

]]> <![CDATA[It's Important That You Know Bill Conlin's Compensation]]> All that money and he never thought of fixing his rotten baked bean teeth.

/Hey Cantstandya!

The Ghost of Tom Gordon

]]> <![CDATA[It's Important That You Know Bill Conlin's Compensation]]> sharply reduced travel and a mandate to write mostly commentary.

Yep...nothing at all like a blogger there Bill.

Arriaga_II

]]> <![CDATA[It's Important That You Know Bill Conlin's Compensation]]> Who is this Mr. Daulerio you speak of and what has he done with the balls?

Chicago Jones

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