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Rock You Like An Iracane — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 08:30:23 EST

My guess would be that Wilbon hasn't been in the locker room and talking to Taylor for a while, and is taking the party line as BS.

So he's perfectly qualified to have a knee-jerk opinion.

But, hey, who does that journalism thing anymore?

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ClownForPound — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 08:28:39 EST

RIP Sean.

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calmasacucumber — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 08:27:03 EST

the important thing is, mike wilbon got to tell us all "I told you so!" first. what a tool. if the guy was a thug as wilbon would have us believe, his coaches and teammates would not be as shattered as they are right now. he just didn't trust or care about the media, and apparently that bruised wilbon's mighty ego.

I think he may have had a machete because he was not allowed/supposed to have any firearms? the whole thing is bizarre.

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Sigerson — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 08:25:51 EST

Rest in peace, Sean. You died defending your family in an honorable way. You will be missed.

Sigerson

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roland_t_flakfizer — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 08:16:22 EST

Sean Taylor - too soon man.

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Rock You Like An Iracane — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 08:14:56 EST

@Coming Into The Game, The Superstar Receiver, Of Your Upper Deck Torontooo BJsss: @Herbies_Wingman: I thought I read the machete detail on ESPN.

Homework calls. Be back soon.

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Herbies_Wingman — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 08:13:00 EST

I hope that the media and reports don't run rampant with rumors during this time of grief for the family and sports fans alike

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Tue, 27 Nov 2007 08:12:03 EST

The comments over at ESPN are ridiculous. I just hope anything over here will be at least funny. And I'm disappointed to say that a man who has a machete by his bedside has negative karma already surrounding him.

Coming Into The Game, ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #J23 - The Superstar Receiver, ofyourupperdeck TORONTOOOoo BJSss ®

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Rock You Like An Iracane — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 08:01:10 EST

Far too soon. I would guess that he made a break from the questionable company he used to keep, and that company is responsible in some way.

Did anyone else read that Taylor kept a machete near his bed and there had been repeated break-in attempts recently?

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Knicks Legal Counsel — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 08:00:06 EST

@buttons: Couldn't have put it better myself.

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buttons — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 07:56:46 EST

Too soon.

buttons

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Tracy Ham and Eggs — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 07:55:09 EST

Its a big shock, especially after everyone sounded so optimistic last night. The local Comcast Sportnet was reporting he was responding to the doctors and wasshowing signs of improving.

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 07:54:05 EST

Very sad news.

RIP Sean Taylor.

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Scout — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 07:49:47 EST

RIP Sean Taylor.

Thank goodness the child in the house wasn't hurt.

Scout

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chilltown — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 07:18:16 EST

@chilltown: My thoughts are also in run-on sentences, but that is besides the point.

@PCLoadLetter: Even so, now is not the right time to be petty over who grants the most interviews. I mean thats just awful.

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Knicks Legal Counsel — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 07:17:10 EST

I don't know exactly how to say this in the best ways but I think it'd be best for the entire world of sports, in a show of solidarity today, to hold a moment of silence before the beginning of each scheduled game.

It's terrible when an athlete dies. There's no way around that. Showing the Taylor family the entire sports world is behind them today won't bring Sean back, but it will give a little comfort in a very unsettling time.

If this makes no sense I apologize (lack of sleep -- working an all-nighter) but also know I will have the Taylor family in my thoughts today. It's not going to be an easy day for the enjoyment of sports, but we can at least try.

Knicks Legal Counsel

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PCLoadLetter — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 07:16:42 EST

@Slothrop: I think some of Wilbon's animosity may stem from Taylor's attitude toward a lot of the media in the DC area. Just a shame a kid that young gets taken away that quickly.

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chilltown — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 07:10:42 EST

If anyone reads this, sadly, Sean Taylor has died. My thoughts are with the family and the Redskins, it really puts the NFL season in perspective.

chilltown

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Slothrop — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 06:31:20 EST

@PCLoadLetter:

Saw it on the Boston Globe and Washington Post's sites--ESPN now has it up.

I found Wilbon's chat yesterday particularly callous and strangely angry. NOIS and DWil should have interesting posts today.

Slothrop

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PCLoadLetter — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 06:22:28 EST

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but several news outlets are reporting that Sean Taylor has passed away.

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Tue, 27 Nov 2007 01:45:58 EST

Did someone say Insomnia? Thats what the East Coast 2am SportsCentre does to you.

Coming Into The Game, ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #J23 - The Superstar Receiver, ofyourupperdeck TORONTOOOoo BJSss ®

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Tracy Ham and Eggs — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 01:09:14 EST

@JB*: Thats how I work. I nap from about 1 to 4 and Im good.

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JB* — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 01:04:23 EST

@1980DavidBowieFromTheMusicVideoAshesToAshes...: I think that may be "insomnia" of some sort, not "a nap"

JB*

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1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 00:41:01 EST

DUAN, taking a nap from 8:30 PM to 10:30 PM doesn't make any sense, does it? Oy. Time to watch some Futurama.

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I Party With Smoot — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 00:25:37 EST

Alright all. I'm out like... well... umm... I don't know. I'm too tired to come up with anything even remotely funny tonight. Peace out DUAN!

I Party With Smoot

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Bed Bath and Jihad — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 00:24:28 EST

So the Suns are losing at the end of the 3rd to Baron's Beard, 103-92. It's tough to be mad though. The Warriors are shooting lights out tonight.

The Blazers scored only 74 tonight in their game, and GS did that in the first half.

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johnny five — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 00:23:08 EST

ok, slightly less shenanigans. but she's a far cry from pam oliver territory.

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Bed Bath and Jihad — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 00:22:10 EST

@I Party With Smoot: That is a great wager, and I hope you win.

Bed Bath and Jihad

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My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 00:20:59 EST

@I Party With Smoot: Good luck with that. How bout a Monster Burger from Hardee's. That would just about kill ya.

Goodnight, DUAN.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

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Becky_MI — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 00:19:04 EST

Alright DU!AN. Need a nap in a big way. Till tomorrow or the next round.

Becky_MI

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My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 00:18:42 EST

Lame joke alert: Combining EPL and college football, I guess you could say that Houston was Nutt-Sacked.

Wow, that sucked.

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I Party With Smoot — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 00:18:22 EST

@becky: I'm trying to build up the stomach to make one with Taco Bell on top. Or a 12" Subway sub. Or maybe Chinese food. I'm open to suggestions though.

@JB*: Long story, short -- My group of friends is planning a trip for next year and one of them is deathly afraid of water. He said that if I went sober for one year, he'd go on a cruise. And I plan on taking that fucker snorkling when we get to the Bahamas.

I Party With Smoot

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JB* — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 00:13:47 EST

@I Party With Smoot: As I am curious, what is at stake in this wager?

JB*

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becky — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 00:13:28 EST

@I Party With Smoot:
you. are. my. HERO.

becky

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Peter Cavan — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 00:10:58 EST

@Becky_MI: There is zero chance of that happening.

Time Warner just told me that because I'm an Earthlink customer, I have to call them for support for my cable Internet that TWC provides. I don't have the energy for that, so I'm going to bed. Good night.

Peter Cavan

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Becky_MI — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 00:06:47 EST

@becky: What he said.

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Becky_MI — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 00:05:50 EST

@I Party With Smoot: That's cool, on both counts. My time has decreased some due to time spent with the boy as well. Can't remember your pizza site, Apartment... something. Hook other Becky up!

Becky_MI

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I Party With Smoot — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 00:05:34 EST

@Becky_MI: @becky:

[apartment718.wordpress.com]

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My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 00:04:24 EST

You fire a guy after he wins the Apple Cup. Nice job, Wazzou.

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Becky_MI — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 00:03:35 EST

@Peter Cavan: So long as you don't knock up a stripper, you're having a better week than some people I know... :)

Becky_MI

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I Party With Smoot — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 00:03:19 EST

@Becky_MI: I'm around here every so often. Spending a lot more time with the Female Smoot at night lately.

And I've given up drinking for a year after the insanity that was the SoFla Pants Party -- and to win a bet with my friends.

I Party With Smoot

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Peter Cavan — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 00:02:47 EST

@Becky_MI: My week has to improve from here. The Steelers win is a good start.

Peter Cavan

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becky — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 00:02:15 EST

@Becky_MI:
OMG WE HAVE BEEN WANTING TO MAKE ONE!
I can't believe I missed.
can I get the highlights?

becky

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Brazil Thrill — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 00:01:38 EST

@peytonloveskenny: You spelled that wrong. When talking about Billick, it's spelled jeenious.

And it's time to call it a night. Take care folks.

Brazil Thrill

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Tracy Ham and Eggs — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 00:01:34 EST

@MrRedDevil: I obviously agree, but the Ravens have modeled the franchise structure after Pittsburgh (stability in the office and field) and may decide that he gets off due to injuries. (Remember, Ive been begging to fire him for years, and actually tried to organize a formal protest last week)

Tracy Ham and Eggs

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Becky_MI — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 00:01:33 EST

@becky: The McDonald's pizza. Smoot made, and liveblogged eating, one of those monstrosities. I don't remember his website though...

Becky_MI

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becky — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 00:00:30 EST

@Becky_MI:
pizza experiment?
I am intrigued.

becky

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Becky_MI — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:59:43 EST

@I Party With Smoot: So Smoot, have you explained your sobriety and I just missed it? Feel like I haven't "seen" you much since the great pizza experiment.

Becky_MI

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peytonloveskenny — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:59:34 EST

@MrRedDevil: They would keep him because he's a genius.
/obligatory

peytonloveskenny

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MrRedDevil — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:59:34 EST

alright people, i'm out. PEACE

MrRedDevil

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MrRedDevil — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:57:38 EST

@Tracy Ham and Eggs: I don't know why they would keep Billick. I think they'd be better off bringing in a new HC.

MrRedDevil

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Becky_MI — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:57:21 EST

@TheStarterWife: Oh, I know, and Pistons and Wings. It's just the sheer SUCK that is the Lions, the cocktease of 6-2 to disaster... ugh.

@Peter Cavan: Yeah. I know of the crappy day. If only football ever stopped building a person up only to kick them in the nads. Sigh.

@White Speed Receiver: Hahaha. Lions, tackling someone. Hahahaha.

Becky_MI

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becky — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:56:12 EST

@MrRedDevil:
uhhhh I am not entirely certain. I'm the worst. I'll get back to you on that.

becky

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Tracy Ham and Eggs — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:55:22 EST

@MrRedDevil: No way that happens. On either side. I think Billick may actually keep his job, , but if he doesnt its either one of the coordinators or Ferentz.

Tracy Ham and Eggs

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TheStarterWife — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:54:22 EST

@The Legend of Vincent Tremblay: Ryan Malone (MARRIED!) makes me feel old from the Pens.

TheStarterWife

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MrRedDevil — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:51:25 EST

@Tracy Ham and Eggs: Did you hear the rumor yesterday that Cowher may want the Baltimore job, but he would also want full player personnel control?

I can see them firing Billick, but I don't know about firing Ozzie.

MrRedDevil

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Peter Cavan — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:50:38 EST

@Becky_MI: I had a crappy day, and all I wanted was a good football game tonight. And I didn't even get that. Now I've gone and made the mistake of calling Time Warner about my slow Internet, so I can't even go to bed and forget all about this day.

/cranky

Peter Cavan

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MrRedDevil — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:49:27 EST

Orlando and Portland have a real scorcher going. 59-58 at the start of the 4th.

MrRedDevil

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Tracy Ham and Eggs — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:49:05 EST

@MrRedDevil: it would also be redundant.

May Billick be shot in the dick.

Tracy Ham and Eggs

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I Party With Smoot — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:49:04 EST

Evening DUAN!
Nothin' like watching a 3-0 football game with a winless team, at a bar, and you don't drink. Though, to be honest, I don't know if any amount of alcohol would've saved this night.

I Party With Smoot

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The Legend of Vincent Tremblay — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:48:25 EST

@TheStarterWife: Kenny was reading FSN Pittsburgh's score bar as they showed clips of all the games played on Heinz Field's downtrodden turf this weekend. It's still Central.

(Penguin geekery aside: Central's top running back is the son of Peter Taglianetti. Feel old yet, TSW?)

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TheStarterWife — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:48:25 EST

@Becky_MI: You have the Tigers.

Life is not that bad.

TheStarterWife

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White Speed Receiver — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:48:24 EST

@Becky_MI: You watch it. If your kitties even tackle Purple Jesus funny this weekend, hooboy...

White Speed Receiver

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MrRedDevil — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:48:04 EST

@Becky_MI: i can tell, grrrr....

MrRedDevil

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Becky_MI — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:47:08 EST

@MrRedDevil: Sorry, football complainin' makes me feisty these days...

Becky_MI

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MrRedDevil — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:46:32 EST

@Tracy Ham and Eggs: that's ok. I was gonna make a Kyle Boller joke, but I didn't want to make you cry.

MrRedDevil

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Tracy Ham and Eggs — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:45:48 EST

@MrRedDevil: Sorry, couldnt help it.

Tracy Ham and Eggs

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MrRedDevil — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:44:37 EST

@Tracy Ham and Eggs: you son of a........

MrRedDevil

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MrRedDevil — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:43:45 EST

@Somewhere Hidden Within The Dark Recesses Of The Mind: hey, what bowl game are the Cavs going to?

MrRedDevil

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Tracy Ham and Eggs — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:43:27 EST

@MrRedDevil: My money is on England.

Tracy Ham and Eggs

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Disgruntled Goat — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:43:20 EST

@Dr. Michael Mancini: I can't believe I'm on the precipice of not making the playoffs. I could use one of those Purple Jesus-fueled asskickings next week.

Disgruntled Goat

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Old Gregg — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:42:56 EST

@buttons: It's OK, I've had to specify that to anyone who's ever asked me where I go to college.

Old Gregg

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Devin Hester Prynne — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:42:54 EST

I didn't get to see the game. Which Pittsburgh team played, the Steelers or Penguins?

If they lost 3-0, I would guess the Pirates.

Devin Hester Prynne

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MrRedDevil — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:42:28 EST

@Becky_MI: +1

MrRedDevil

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My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:42:13 EST

Thugnificent, bitches!!

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MrRedDevil — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:41:56 EST

@becky: you have a British roommate? where's he from?

MrRedDevil

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Becky_MI — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:41:22 EST

@Peter Cavan: As a Lions fan, I say: shut it.

Becky_MI

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Brazil Thrill — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:41:04 EST

@koivutoakill: You sure did. Hope you had some money riding on that guess.

Brazil Thrill

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becky — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:40:05 EST

@MrRedDevil:
it's got its finer points.
still is no NYC though.
the British roomie visited NYC for the first time over the weekend and came back and told me he now understands why I think DC is wack.

becky

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koivutoakill — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:39:19 EST

@koivutoakill: I called it. You all watched it anyway.

koivutoakill

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Disgruntled Goat — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:39:05 EST

@thefuseproject: Thanks for the advice; I'm U.S. History, so I haven't take that many European classes yet.

Disgruntled Goat

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peytonloveskenny — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:38:46 EST

@Peter Cavan: Terrible may be an understatement.

peytonloveskenny

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TheStarterWife — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:38:41 EST

@The Legend of Vincent Tremblay: When did Central become PCC?

Best box score.

TheStarterWife

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Peter Cavan — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:38:04 EST

I never want to see, hear, or think about this game again. A win is a win, but ye gods, that was terrible.

Peter Cavan

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MrRedDevil — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:37:40 EST

Dwight Howard just picked up his 4th foul with 4 min left in the 3rd. Thanks Dwight.

MrRedDevil

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Brazil Thrill — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:37:10 EST

@peytonloveskenny: I don't know, Goodell may put an asterisk next to this one.

(Steelers 3 - Dolphins 0)*

*Ugliest game ever, all of its footage has been burned from the NFL archives.

Brazil Thrill

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MrRedDevil — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:35:42 EST

@becky: nothin, watching some hoops, tryin to forget that terrible Footbaw game.

You warmin' up to DC at all?

MrRedDevil

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buttons — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:35:34 EST

Alright, that's all I can handle. See y'all mañana.

buttons

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The Legend of Vincent Tremblay — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:35:32 EST

Wow, "Gate" and "PCC".

Would it have killed you to load post-gazette.com to see that it was Gateway and Pittsburgh Central Catholic, ESPN Research Department?

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buttons — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:33:49 EST

@Et Tu, Schrute?: University? Oops.

buttons

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becky — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:33:49 EST

@MrRedDevil:
Monsieur!
sup?

becky

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TheStarterWife — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:33:31 EST

TSB - "We're drinking shots if we win this game 3-0."

Me - "A win is a win, even if it is 3-0. Fine."

I don't think I will ever erase this game from my Tivo.

TheStarterWife

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Brazil Thrill — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:33:20 EST

@Herbies_Wingman: You lost me there. Is that a Deadspin thing or did Lomas really hit that?

Brazil Thrill

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peytonloveskenny — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:33:11 EST

Well, a win is a win, right? Right?

peytonloveskenny

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johnny five — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:32:56 EST

@Herbies_Wingman: shenanigans!

johnny five

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MrRedDevil — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:32:47 EST

@businessorleisure: barely...

MrRedDevil

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:32:12 EST

That was such a thrilling game, I think I'll call it a night.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

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Old Gregg — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:31:49 EST

@buttons: All I know is that Trinity University can execute laterals much better.

Old Gregg

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My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:31:40 EST

And one of the best games on the year, and I won't be able to see it, bcuz it's on the goddamn NFL Network.

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MrRedDevil — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:31:36 EST

@becky: becky!

MrRedDevil

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businessorleisure — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:31:20 EST

@MrRedDevil: Is it 3-0 yet?

businessorleisure

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Dr. Michael Mancini — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:31:10 EST

First place in the Puppykiller Championship Series and headed for the playoffs in my money league. Fantasy football is good.

Almost makes me forget about going from temps in the 80s last week to temps in the 30s and freezing rain this week. No, wait; no, it doesn't at all. [/cries into snow boots]

Dr. Michael Mancini

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MrRedDevil — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:30:25 EST

and now I have Magic @ Jailblazers halfway through the 3rd.

MrRedDevil

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The Legend of Vincent Tremblay — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:30:15 EST

The All-Blacks are not impressed.

Next time in gale-force wind, guys?

The Legend of Vincent Tremblay

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buttons — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:30:06 EST

@Yostal: Even a stopped clock, etc.

buttons

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MrRedDevil — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:29:44 EST

I really do hate this lateral bullshit at the end of a game.

oh yeah, FUCK YOU JOEY PORTER.

Had to get that out.

MrRedDevil

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becky — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:29:31 EST

now i can to watch the basketball please?

becky

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44 in a Row — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:29:25 EST

The band is on the field! The band is on the field!

I'm disappointed, by the way, that the touchdown in the Notre Dame-Stanford game got called back. Because that was a pretty good display of laterals.

44 in a Row

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Scoops — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:29:22 EST

@Disgruntled Goat: I choose "or".

Scoops

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Old Gregg — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:29:14 EST

Challenge it Tomlin!

Old Gregg

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Tracy Ham and Eggs — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:29:05 EST

Well, I lost my fantasy game by 20 points in a week in which my position players (Non-Brady division) averaged 2.1 points.

Tracy Ham and Eggs

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thefuseproject — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:29:01 EST

Wow, that looked like rugby for a second.

thefuseproject

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My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:29:01 EST

Any living members? What the hell, Tony?

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bizzo5000 — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:28:29 EST

I demand my money back from this game and by money I mean the money I spent on beer that I needed to get through this game.

bizzo5000

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businessorleisure — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:28:25 EST

Wow, that was a well-designed piece of chicanery there.

0-11.

businessorleisure

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Disgruntled Goat — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:28:24 EST

Question: Great game, or Greatest game?

Disgruntled Goat

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buttons — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:28:19 EST

Wow. Trinity College could beat the Fins, huh?

buttons

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Herbies_Wingman — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:28:04 EST

@Brazil Thrill: ask Lomas Brown...he knows about Suzy's junk

Herbies_Wingman

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MrRedDevil — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:28:04 EST

why did they throw it back? the initial receiver had some room to run. way to go ASSHOLE.

MrRedDevil

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thefuseproject — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:27:40 EST

@Disgruntled Goat: You're gonna make me weepy- history here too! Green is the man- been there so long my dad had him and he got his degree in '72. Just be prepared to read, read, read, and read. Arnold teaches a course on the sagas that rocks- especially when he reads untranslated sections from Beowulf.

thefuseproject

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Brazil Thrill — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:27:38 EST

The band is on the field! The band is on the field!

Brazil Thrill

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Yostal — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:27:27 EST

Hey, so maybe Coach Foreman figured out that it was, in fact, Lupus?

Yostal

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Brazil Thrill — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:27:03 EST

@Herbies_Wingman: Junk in the trunk? Suzy Kolber is always facing the camera.

Brazil Thrill

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metroville — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:25:41 EST

And there's 3 points to close out the night. What an explosive display of offense.

metroville

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buttons — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:25:38 EST

And this is the team that's supposed to save us all from the Pats?

Fuuuuuuuuuuck.

buttons

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thefuseproject — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:25:37 EST

And Big Ben points to the heavens after 59 minutes of pure suck. Yeah, this was just what God had in mind when he schedule came out.

thefuseproject

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businessorleisure — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:25:34 EST

@UkraineNotWeak: 1) Pats, 2) Sean Taylor coma, 3) A-Rod is probably alive somewhere.

businessorleisure

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Yinka Double Dare — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:25:32 EST

It's good! An insurmountable 3-0 lead!

Yinka Double Dare

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notthequarterback — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:25:21 EST

@Yinka Double Dare: C'mon man, Anders Eriksson is the future of Blackhawk hockey!

/cries into copy of NHL '94

notthequarterback

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Tracy Ham and Eggs — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:25:18 EST

@Yostal: Lol. I had it when it was released. May be the only books I buy hardcover. Ive been hoping he would attack the Indian wars and the conquest of the west with his next book, but it sounds like hes in the 20th century for good.

Tracy Ham and Eggs

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Herbies_Wingman — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:25:15 EST

Jeff Reed must have had a bar or five to hit after the game

Herbies_Wingman

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The Legend of Vincent Tremblay — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:25:13 EST

IT'S FUCKING GOOD! WITH 0:17 REMAINING!

The Legend of Vincent Tremblay

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johnny five — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:25:12 EST

dong ftw!

johnny five

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MrRedDevil — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:25:11 EST

OMG 3 POINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jesus h christ........

MrRedDevil

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44 in a Row — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:25:04 EST

Well... how 'bout that.

44 in a Row

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Yostal — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:25:03 EST

We have points! Now watch Ted Ginn run it back, just for the Crushinator.

[/but Pa, I love him!]

Yostal

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My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:25:01 EST

Thank you, Jeff Reed.

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Peter Cavan — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:24:58 EST

THANK GOD!!!!!

Peter Cavan

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hozzleshank — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:24:58 EST

I still feel empty inside

hozzleshank

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Brazil Thrill — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:24:54 EST

C'mon, the Steelers are just running up the score there.

Brazil Thrill

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peytonloveskenny — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:24:50 EST

Wow. Points.

peytonloveskenny

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bizzo5000 — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:24:45 EST

Thank fucking god.

bizzo5000

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MrRedDevil — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:24:35 EST

@Becky_MI: Becky!

MrRedDevil

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Yostal — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:24:06 EST

@The Legend of Vincent Tremblay: True. But the weirdest thing about that one. My brother is probably the biggest Red Wings fan I know, and yet, he has always liked Chelios, even when he was a Blackhawk, so he's clearly now his favorite Red Wing (which makes the picture of Chelios, my then three month old niece, and my brother at Cheli's Chili all the cooler.)

Yostal

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SA — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:24:01 EST

@TheStarterWife: Umm...wow. I have nothing else to say.

Ok, I'm out. Night everyone. I hope some team scores?

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Disgruntled Goat — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:23:56 EST

@thefuseproject: History. I've heard a lot of great things about Greene.

Disgruntled Goat

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Old Gregg — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:23:53 EST

This should be fun.

Old Gregg

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MrRedDevil — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:23:48 EST

@Somewhere Hidden Within The Dark Recesses Of The Mind: just watching this scab-like football game.

MrRedDevil

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Herbies_Wingman — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:23:45 EST

haha, nice one Kornheiser: "whoa, nice hair Jeff Reed"

Herbies_Wingman

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thefuseproject — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:23:32 EST

Unless Jeff Reed figures out a way to kick a 45 fantasy point field goal, I'm going to be 10-2 in about 20 seconds.

thefuseproject

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Peter Cavan — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:23:29 EST

@businessorleisure: It's not rope, it's Cat5 network cable. It is my line of work, after all.

Peter Cavan

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peytonloveskenny — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:23:24 EST

I have never been so scared for a 23-yard field goal.

peytonloveskenny

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Becky_MI — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:23:17 EST

@Somewhere Hidden Within The Dark Recesses Of The Mind: What up Hidden Berto?

Becky_MI

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Yinka Double Dare — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:23:04 EST

@Yostal: Yeah, thanks a lot for that box of pucks with a hockey stick to be named later you guys gave the Blackhawks for him. That was super.

Yinka Double Dare

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:22:51 EST

@UkraineNotWeak:

I guess there was no Red Sox or Yankee news today.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

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My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:22:24 EST

@Becky_MI: @MrRedDevil: What up, people?

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MrRedDevil — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:22:22 EST

@Herbies_Wingman: by $$$ I'm assuming you mean rubles or some shit. In that case, sure, she's worth a few rubles.

MrRedDevil

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The Legend of Vincent Tremblay — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:22:20 EST

@Yostal: That's playing for the Other Team in a rivalry. Entirely different beast. (See also: Jaromir Jagr, New York Ranger.)

The Legend of Vincent Tremblay

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:21:39 EST

@businessorleisure:

Glad to know that tWWL knows what's important.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

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Rozelle’s Bagman — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:21:16 EST

@businessorleisure: 0) Rain game.

Just keeping it real

Rozelle’s Bagman

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My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:21:13 EST

I have a butcher knife handy if anybody wants to cut their wrists.

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Rock You Like An Iracane — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:20:50 EST

Is there a rule that says these two teams play in terrible weather?

Rock You Like An Iracane

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Herbies_Wingman — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:20:41 EST

@notthequarterback: push is no action....I no longer deal with Tony Soprano types since college years

Herbies_Wingman

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44 in a Row — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:20:27 EST

I can't believe I passed up Heroes for this.

44 in a Row

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Becky_MI — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:20:21 EST

@Yostal: Was going to also suggest Cicarelli, but thought that would be homer-y.

Becky_MI

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notthequarterback — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:20:11 EST

@notthequarterback: errr, pay

notthequarterback

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businessorleisure — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:20:09 EST

@Peter Cavan: Point taken, although it is scary that you keep a length of rope so close to you these days.

businessorleisure

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MrRedDevil — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:20:09 EST

@businessorleisure: you have to have priorities...

MrRedDevil

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Herbies_Wingman — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:19:50 EST

@MrRedDevil: cmon that early 80s hair and nice junk in her trunk is $$$

Herbies_Wingman

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businessorleisure — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:19:19 EST

Sportscenter: 1) Can the Patriots be beaten? 2) Sean Taylor, almost dead.

businessorleisure

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Peter Cavan — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:19:18 EST

@businessorleisure: The toaster in the bathtub would require me to leave my couch.

Peter Cavan

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notthequarterback — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:19:15 EST

@Herbies_Wingman: push play the house? because an extra point is no certainty...

notthequarterback

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peytonloveskenny — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:18:56 EST

Willie Reid? What the fuck?????

peytonloveskenny

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The Legend of Vincent Tremblay — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:18:36 EST

@RockYouLikeAnIracane: That's a perfectly cromulent word.

(You hear that, Firefox spell checker? Perfectly cromulent!)

The Legend of Vincent Tremblay

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MrRedDevil — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:18:31 EST

@Herbies_Wingman: i'd love to shoot her with an elephant gun, and i'm not talking about my junk.

MrRedDevil

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Yostal — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:17:37 EST

@The Legend of Vincent Tremblay: Chris Chelios. Devil in Chicago, one of my all-time favorite Red Wings now.

Yostal

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thefuseproject — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:17:32 EST

@TheNorvFace: Seconded.

thefuseproject

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Herbies_Wingman — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:17:12 EST

@MrRedDevil: I would love to roll Suzy Kolber in the sloppy turf.

Herbies_Wingman

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Peter Cavan — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:17:11 EST

@buttons: I'm standing by. That holding penalty had me ready to go.

Peter Cavan

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My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:16:55 EST

For God's sake, Pittsburgh, end this.

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thefuseproject — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:16:47 EST

@Disgruntled Goat: I don't know what you're majoring in, but if you get a chance to take a class with Nat Green or Herbert Arnold, do it.

thefuseproject

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Rock You Like An Iracane — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:16:32 EST

@RockYouLikeAnIracane: Putrescence. God, buy a dictionary.

Rock You Like An Iracane

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MrRedDevil — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:16:03 EST

I don't know about you guys, but every time I hear the words "sloppy turf," I think of Suzy Kolber.

MrRedDevil

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Rock You Like An Iracane — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:16:01 EST

Could this game please end at goose eggs? I want that putresence.

Rock You Like An Iracane

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businessorleisure — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:16:01 EST

@Peter Cavan: C'mon, you're a creative dude... you can do better than that. Hanging? C'mon.

businessorleisure

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The Vigilante Face — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:15:45 EST

That's it. I am hoping for a 0-0. The Dolphins still remain winless and the Steelers have to say they tied a team who didn't win a game. Who's with me?

The Vigilante Face

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Herbies_Wingman — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:15:22 EST

I have Miami +6 cmon OT!

Herbies_Wingman

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bizzo5000 — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:15:21 EST

@buttons:
Offensive line back to the decline.
Peter Cavan - Pull out the shotgun.

bizzo5000

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hozzleshank — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:15:18 EST

Seriously, if there is a psychiatrist out there, please diagnose what kind of obsessive disease I have that forces me to continue to watch this monstrosity.

hozzleshank

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The Legend of Vincent Tremblay — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:15:10 EST

Nice fucking fist full of jersey, Miller.

The Legend of Vincent Tremblay

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TheStarterWife — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:15:04 EST

FUCK YOU KORNHEISER. "TOO MUCH TIME"

I HOPE YOU YOU GET ANAL LESIONS ON YOUR BALD ASSHAT OF A HEAD.

TheStarterWife

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buttons — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:14:38 EST

@buttons: Scratch that, holding, push 'em back.

Pass the damned rope.

buttons

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peytonloveskenny — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:14:25 EST

Heath Miller, fuck you, too.

peytonloveskenny