<![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ... - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ... - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...]]> A banner day for Deadspin.ca today.

Kid Canada

]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...]]> @Victorious Secret:
whomever teabagged him had a ball goatee. that's an interesting shaving experience.

drewheyman

]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...]]> Quatchi looks like he ripped off Fang Face.

Hit Bull Win Steak

]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...]]> All Quatchi is missing is a piece of broccoli and a Patrick Duffy leg, and he'd be a dead ringer for Scuzzlebutt.

FatTony

]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...]]> Nice. Miga, Sumi, and King Hippo.

StevieY19

]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...]]> You know Quatchi was partying hard last night because of that big teabag imprint on his face.

Victorious Secret

]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...]]> @failurate:

I do not want to meet the kid that imagined those critters!

grungedave

]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...]]> Quatchi is clearly Steely McBeam's furry alter-ego.

blackheartededitor

]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...]]> Kylierobotics > Vancouver Olympic mascots

(Sorry to be all #### about it, but her new album is JUST SO GOOD)

Clare

]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...]]> Holy crap! It's the satan worshiping Woodland Critters!

[en.wikipedia.org]

failurate

]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...]]> Not a single one can actually be found in nature!

Um Rick ... Quatchi is a sasquatch (i.e. a Bigfoot). About 10,000 bat-shit crazies disagree with you. They've seen real Quatchis man. Real ones.

Farneyismycopilot

]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...]]> @BigTenObsession: Just carrying a riff from earlier in the thread: [deadspin.com]

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...]]> Miga looks like that little creature from Futurama that craps black matter.

Andy G

]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...]]> I think the sasquatch is on steroids! OLYMPIC COMMITTEE!!!

Hawkeye_Dills

]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...]]> @Lady Andrea:

www.nickclassics.com

IsoldmysoultoMilhouseVanhouten

]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...]]> "The Wonder Pets save the Quatchi" is my favorite episode of that show.

This is serious.

Dan Serafini

]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...]]> @Wee_Evans: his name was Russ and I may or may not have had a huge crush on him.

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...]]> @Tuffy:

I'm afraid I don't get the reference.

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...]]> Awesome. They're letting candy ravers design olympics mascots.

Botswana Meat Commission FC

]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...]]> In case you don't know who Izzy is, feast your eyes:

[news.bbc.co.uk]

Pharmacoug

]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...]]> Can't we get rid of all this nonsense and make Izzy the permanent olympic mascot?

The world needs a mascot that looks like a glob of crest sparkle-fresh toothpaste.

Pharmacoug

]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...]]> sea-bear? so besides jellyfish and sharks, there's a new predator to worry about while swimming?

and it wears burberry corduroy pants?

also, which one do you think swears like a sailor, requiring Quatchi to wear earmuffs? my bet is on Miga, as Lostintheoffice says, Quatchi's already told her once to clean up her smelly whore mouth.

drewheyman

]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...]]> I HIGHLY recommend the video on the website, and once you've watched it, a topic for discussion: do you think the Saskquatch ate those children?

gobblegirl

]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...]]> @BigTenObsession: My bad; I didn't know you knew Shitpants.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...]]> ♫ Quatchi! Whatta mascot! ♫

blastitbiggs

]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...]]> @Dave Ryan: I thought he was the mascot against personal hygiene.

Rory B. Bellows

]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...]]> @Arriaga_II: Laugh it up, commenter.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...]]> @Lady Andrea: That show was made in Canada.

Camp Tiger Claw

]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...]]> @Lady Andrea: Oh Christ. That kid with the glasses was so gay.

Wee_Evans

]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...]]> @Rory B. Bellows: I believe that mascot is Kevin Federline.

A Pimp Named DaveR

]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...]]> These new friends are nice, but seriously, let's get to the fireworks factory already!

blastitbiggs

]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...]]> @Tuffy:

How dare you talk about my boy like that! He spoke to me once when we are at Purdue.

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...]]> @Lady Andrea: +1 for Are you afraid of the dark reference. I forgot about that show.

Jehovahs Witness Protection Program

]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...]]> Kick his ass Sea-Bear!

Im a people person. Who drinks.

]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...]]> Does everything have to be about protecting the environment nowadays? Where is the mascot for the that doesn't really give two shits and finds it easier to throw his empty coke bottle out the window?

Rory B. Bellows

]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...]]> @StuScott Booyahs: Nobody expects... the robot holocaust.

Sandy Magic Jackson

]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...]]> Sheila: NO! Blame Canada!
All: Blame Canada!
Sheila: With all their beady little eyes
And flappin' heads so full o' lies!

Tebow2007

]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...]]> @theheckle: Bob Uecker will be taking the place of Bob Costas in the annoucners' booth in 2010.

Civil Negligence

]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...]]> Obviously, all the pet food in Canada is tainted.

Jefferson Short Bus

]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...]]> @Upstate Underdog: Apparently Rick and Will reconsidered cause now it's there.

NDEddieMac

]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...]]> @I Heart Poop: Do they bath and do they microwave really bad smeeling food in the break room microwave?

sir_pantsalot

]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...]]> Nothing says "aww....cute!" like threats to gouge out the eyes of small children.

USA2Mexico0

]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...]]> Gee whiz, Santa, you're not gonna kill me, are you?

StuScott Booyahs

]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...]]> Vancouver 2010: We love us some Furries.

theheckle

]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...]]> @Gourmet Spud: Shitpants is gonna start a band as soon as he gets some money together. He totally knows a guy that has a practice space if the guy can play bass in the band...

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...]]> @Jefferson Short Bus: Submitted for the approval of the Deadspin Society, I call this story "The Tale of the Olympic Mascots."

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...]]> It's nice of the Vancouver Olympic committee to depict their city's typical prostitutes as mascots.

PQ Crash

]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...]]> Boy, what where they smoking up there in Vancouver when they came up with... oh.. right.

Maximum_Orsulak

]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...]]> @LostinTheOffice:

That must be the follow through then. Nice form.

IsoldmysoultoMilhouseVanhouten

]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...]]> What, no fuck lion?

Tickenest

]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...]]> @Chamomiles Davis:

With "Shitpants", the plucky young street-junkie/prostitute from East Hastings, as the official sidekick.

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...]]> @Jefferson Short Bus: +1, still laughing.

Jehovahs Witness Protection Program

]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...]]> They better have Peter Mayhew on speed dial to play Quatchi.

Arriaga_II

]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...]]> The type of things that earn the 'Nightmare Fuel' tag give us a keen insight into the unique phobias of Will and Rick.

Da_Mang

]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...]]> that's nothing. the chinese olypmic mascot is actually 1 billion little cartoon mascots who all look exactly the same and never smile.

I Heart Poop

]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...]]> This is what happens when you let Asians steadily take over Vancouver over the past 30 years.

Upside: Best Chinese food this side of Shanghai.

/asshole

Jehovahs Witness Protection Program

]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...]]> @Riddler: I thought it was the world's largest cattle brand.

Deadspin

]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...]]> Is that Hello Kitty?

Bunkie Perkins

]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...]]> Canada is clearly trying to challenge Japan as that place where all the weird shit comes from.

Just as clearly, they're not that good at it.

War Penguin

]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...]]> @Tuffy: Oh, and I'm pretty sure Cuonzo Martin's the cute sidekick.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...]]> When I was little, I referred to both mustard and Orange Juice as 'muck-muck.' I don't see what that has to do with a mascot.

diddly

]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...]]> I didn't know Shawn Kemp wore ear muffs.

LostinTheOffice

]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...]]> where the $&^%@ is Wolverine?!
I call bullshit

MENDOZA!!!!!

]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...]]> You're just not a viable mascot until you cause massive eye damage to Lenny at Moe's Tavern.

Doyle McPoyle

]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...]]> So Vancouver rejected my idea of featuring a Chinese store owner, a cameraman shooting an American TV series, and Pamela Anderson?

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...]]> How does this post warrant the nightmare fuel tag, but not the Canadian melting face PSA ?

UpstateUnderdog

]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...]]> So Mukmuk is like Bat-dog to Quatchi's Batman, Miga's Batgirl and Sumi's Robin?

Arriaga_II

]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...]]> Hello Kitty must be stopped at all costs.

PQ Crash

]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...]]> With Leonard Nimoy...KICKING OUT THE JAMS!

ArkansasFred

]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...]]> Miga is Nibbles' red-skinned cousin.

Civil Negligence

]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...]]> @IsoldmysoultoMilhouseVanhouten:
Obviously he already did. Miga's eye is already closing up.

LostinTheOffice

]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...]]> I also just noticed that Qatchi is sporting a tattoo. I can see it now...between the tatt, Sumi's Andree 3000 get-up and Miga's b-boy stylings, they will have this threesome rapping just before the snowboard halpipe event.

Riddler

]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...]]> @The Legend of Vincent Tremblay:

...natural born douchbag...

I didn't know Bill Simmons was Canadian.

Lunatic Fringe

]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...]]> One more mascot, and they could be Gorillaz....

A Pimp Named DaveR

]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...]]> Who are three characters I wouldn't want to meet in a dark 30-minute time slot on Nick Jr.?

Jefferson Short Bus

]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...]]> They look perfectly friendly, as long as you don't feed them after midnight.

44 in a Row

]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...]]> I think I have seen those characters while watching Yo Gabba Gabba with my 3 yr old.

UpstateUnderdog

]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...]]> Be careful with that hot oil, Quatchi!!!

Drew Magary

]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...]]> I never thought 2D, Noodle, and Russel would sell out.

Slothrop

]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...]]> @Wee_Evans: When the Olympics are over, I see a Mario Bros. game in Sumi's future.

Riddler

]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...]]> #### complaints from Japan about that picture giving them seizures in 3, 2, 1.....

Afino

]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...]]> One is big, gentle and shy . . . one is small, mischievous and outgoing . . . and one is a natural-born leader. . .

Bryant Reeves, Greg Anthony, and Byron Scott. Great; the new Olympic mascots are the '95-'96 Vancouver Grizzlies.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...]]> Quatchi the Sasquatch. A large out-of-focus monster roamin' the countryside....Run, he's fuzzy!

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...]]> So...Miga has a scarf, Quatchi has earmuffs, and Sumi has a helmet with spikes coming out of it? What the FUCK?

Wee_Evans

]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...]]> Miga with an Attitude

Riddler

]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...]]> Those guys will fuck you up in Imaginationland.

Spectacular Sam

]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...]]> Def jam is streaming the new Ghostface record today.

Miga, that shit is Quatchi.

Camp Tiger Claw

]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...]]> where's dipsy to complete the set?

LingeringBursitis

]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...]]> One is kinda creepy and may be a serial killer . . . one is that short skank with the annoying voice who gets all clingy when she's drunk . . . and one is a natural-born douchebag.

The Legend of Vincent Tremblay

]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...]]> I was hoping the mascot would be 20 different words for snow.

Gordon Bombay

]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...]]> Shouldn't one of them have Patrick Duffy for a leg?

ClueHeywood

]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...]]> This is all Elmo's fucking fault.

Jefferson Short Bus

]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...]]> waitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwait... ....
THAT'S nightmare fuel????
Can we retire this tag now?

DennyCrane

]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...]]> Which one of those adorable little creatures grows the best bud?

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...]]> @Rick: Mukmuk is on the practice squad, and a switch-hitter?

I thought we got rid of baseball as an Olympic sport.

Rock You Like An Iracane

]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...]]> Haiiiiil Satan!

Kiner's Rounded Edge

]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...]]> Ok. so the cute cuddly mascots get nightmare fuel, but Ms. Freddy Kruger doesn't?

Sandy Magic Jackson

]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...]]> It looks like Quatchi is about to bitch slap Miga.

IsoldmysoultoMilhouseVanhouten

]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...]]> Where's Pikachu?

Rock You Like An Iracane

]]> <![CDATA[The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...]]> The 2010 Winter Olympics present: Messin' with Sasquatch

McCroskey

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