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rad_matter — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 13:17:08 EST

This is the funniest thing I've seen on the DBR ever since the DBR started ripping off Duke fans.

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Wormfather — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 09:54:23 EST

That picture never gets old.

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Bearcat44 — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 18:24:48 EST

Did the WWL send a reporter to Durham when Duke's grid coach got dumped?

Duke football: As dead as Barbaro!

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Bearcat44 — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 18:19:01 EST

@Brazil Thrill: ESPN : Duke (NOT ::) Erin Moran : Scott Baio

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#ERR404 — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 16:29:36 EST

And this kid hasn't even seen the football team play yet...

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ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 16:11:00 EST

@Yinka Double Dare:
Well, the Dookies slipped Northwestern a roofie the night before, so...

Just trying to help.

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TopesWin — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 16:09:50 EST

@Phony Gwynn: Are you sure he isn't more upset that he will be forced to sit through the Women's Selection Special?

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Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 16:09:32 EST

Is it official business for the dominant player in sports media to bash one school in particular?

Dear Duke,

Cry me a fuckin' river.

Sincerely,
Hockey and soccer fans

Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay

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TopesWin — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 16:08:38 EST

@CheeseForMe: I had this picture on my door in Easton Hall for the rest of that year.

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Phony Gwynn — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 16:08:19 EST

No wonder that kid's crying. Duke lost to a doctor. And just one, apparently.

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Arriaga_II — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 16:04:35 EST

ESPN hating Duke :: Stephon Marbury hating folding rear seats.

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Yinka Double Dare — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 16:04:24 EST

@ghostsoftheSCupcountry: I guess our local special ed class in Chicago then is known as "Northwestern", seeing as Duke actually beat them.

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Juancho — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 16:03:18 EST

Coach K needs to eat a child and all will be right with the world.

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I Heart Poop — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 16:01:38 EST

norby is definitely not getting a christmas card from coach k this year.

what do coach k christmas cards look like you ask? just a simple shot of coach k masturbating furiously at center court of cameron. professional and classy.

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UpstateUnderdog — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 16:00:03 EST

the only good think I will say about Duke is that their golf course is pretty nice.

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Babcocksure — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:59:56 EST

@Sandy Magic Jackson: it is the Duke jersey

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Slothrop — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:59:53 EST

In a battle between the crying baby and the fupa and the back there, I'll vote for the boiling oil.

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JohnCocktosten — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:59:51 EST

That kid probably was just told by some ass-clown Maryland fan that his mother was raped by a bunch of bandits and killed.

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BrockLanders — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:59:04 EST

Al Jazeera will hate Mohammed before ESPN hates Duke.

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Chad Sexington — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:58:54 EST

First thing he's crying on the sidelines, next thing his mom's cutting his steak for him as he dodges the "gay"... it happens all the time with these Dookies.

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ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:58:29 EST

@Upstate Underdog:
Your local special ed class has better football than Dook.

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Botswana Meat Commission FC — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:58:26 EST

@CheeseForMe:
D'oh. Good catch.

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Botswana Meat Commission FC — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:58:04 EST

@Sarcastro:
Nah, he'll get in. Duke legacies can always count on getting into to that glorified country club they call a university.

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Ray — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:57:16 EST

Josh McRoberts really needs to grow up.

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UpstateUnderdog — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:55:05 EST

@Technicolor Jan Stenerud: Is that why one of those lacrosse players transferred to Brown ? Plus, I think Brown might have better football than Duke.

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Tebow2007 — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:54:37 EST

should have been you, NORBY!

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Sarcastro — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:54:19 EST

Hey. li'l Duke kid: Santa's dead, Jesus hates you (and is dead as well), your mother blows gas station attendants for fun and profit, and, yes, that's your dad's small penis in your dirty hole. Also, there's absolutely no chance you'll get in to Duke, but that's OK as most community colleges will take anyone.

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CheeseForMe — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:53:28 EST

@Botswana Meat Commission FC:

True but if it were Lonny Baxter it would be even better.

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LingeringBursitis — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:53:26 EST

that kid is weeping for the missed synergy opportunity

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Brazil Thrill — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:53:14 EST

ESPN:Duke::Joanie:Chachi

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Dead Wrestlers Society — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:51:54 EST

@Botswana Meat Commission FC: This always makes me smile. On Senior night for Williams and Reddick no less.

[photos.tarheeltimes.com]

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Botswana Meat Commission FC — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:51:32 EST

@Technicolor Jan Stenerud:
I think Duke is the Cornell of the south.

"I went to Cornell... maybe you've heard of it."
- Andy from The Office

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MitchKayak — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:51:29 EST

@SteveJeltzFan: I wanted to make it my background on my computer, but I had the same thought.

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Chad Sexington — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:49:16 EST

@Johnny LaRue: I have a weird feeling NBC doesn't care either way... Even when losing, it seems like people tune in just to point and mock the Domers.

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Botswana Meat Commission FC — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:49:13 EST

@CheeseForMe:
One of the all-time great pictures. The only thing that could make it better would be Lonnie Baxter driving by in the background waving a gun out the window.

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A Pimp Named DaveR — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:48:57 EST

@ClueHeywood: It prepares them for life back in New York....

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ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:48:45 EST

Alternate caption: Daddy, Coach K touched me like you do but didn't spit on ot first. WAH!!!

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Arriaga_II — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:47:55 EST

@Arriaga_II: *They're mad, dumbass. My non-Duke education was showing.

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THEGINOCIMOLICONSPIRACY — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:47:29 EST

@Lady Andrea:

They laugh alike
They talk alike
You bet your ass
They walk alike
You can lose your minnnnnnnd,
When cousins are connected by the spiiiiiiiine...

THEGINOCIMOLICONSPIRACY

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Johnny LaRue — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:46:55 EST

I don't think NBC is digging Notre Dame right about now, either.

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Riddler — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:46:30 EST

@Hawkeye_Dills:
Dick Vitale licks the taint of Coach K.

Fixed

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Arriaga_II — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:45:57 EST

Ohhhhhh...I get it. Their mad because ESPN shows all Duke games...not just the ones where they win. It hurts their image. I blame VanPelt.

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McCroskey — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:45:55 EST

ESPN clearly also hates poker, Sportcenter and old guys yelling at each other.

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Yinka Double Dare — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:45:41 EST

I guess now I should expect President Bush and Rudy Giuliani to start bitching about how Fox News hates them?

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ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:45:34 EST

@Technicolor Jan Stenerud:
I'm thinking Dartmouth without the whimsy.

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Jefferson Short Bus — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:45:16 EST

Daddy pops Xanax and Vicodin because you cry.

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DumpsterDining — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:45:07 EST

This is kind of like Notre Dame football saying NBC hates them.

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CheeseForMe — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:44:56 EST

And may I point out the score of the game that made that douche cry?

GO TERPS! DIXON YOUR MOUTH!

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Phony Gwynn — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:44:49 EST

During the Duke-Wisconsin game last night, with Duke up 20, Dickie V said how Duke was playing great defense ... and Jon Scheyer promptly fell on his ass defending a crossover.

Did anybody point that out? Nope.

Quit bitching, Douche Bag Report ... I mean Duke Basketball Report.

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roland_t_flakfizer — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:44:12 EST

thomas hill approves...

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ClueHeywood — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:43:37 EST

Wow, people at Duke feeling a sense of entitlement? I am shocked.

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Gourmet Spud — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:43:28 EST

Son: Comfort me, father.
Father: I cannot, son. For I am dead inside.

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Technicolor Jan Stenerud — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:42:57 EST

Duke is the Brown of the South.

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CheeseForMe — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:42:05 EST

Are they mad because it came out that ESPN is only televising 20 of their games, instead of the usual 21?

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Roy Hobbs — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:41:39 EST

Next up, the Patriots will be saying that the Countdown Crew is disrespecting them.

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Tuffy — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:41:31 EST

Diaper pansies.

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SteveJeltzFan — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:41:14 EST

Is there any way I can say how excited that photograph gets me without sounding like a pedophile?

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ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:41:00 EST

That photo is of every Dook fan since the dawn of Coach K's career. Biggest cock-gobblers in the free world.

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GorgeForeman — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:40:36 EST

Rick Ankiel hates Will Leitch.

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PenskeMaterial — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:40:25 EST

@WWKD? - Fred Willard? WTF?: +1

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Camp Tiger Claw — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:40:08 EST

The TV branch (of ESPN) is unaviodable if you want to see Duke play on television. But here's a suggestion: turn the sound down. Put on some jazz instead. Ignore the commentators completely.

David Sanborn record sales are going to be at an all time high!

Dorks.

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ArkansasFred — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:40:00 EST

They'll always have those hard to remove cum stains as reminders.

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Dead Wrestlers Society — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:39:59 EST

That little brat will probably be the PG for Duke circa 2018.

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Sandy Magic Jackson — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:39:50 EST

Why do I want to punch that little kid in the face?

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DM — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:39:20 EST

Awww, J.J., don't cry!! Grandpa Mikey's gonna make it all better.

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ASox — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:39:18 EST

Dickie V. refused to swallow.

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goathair — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:39:08 EST

Duke is the clownfish to ESPN's sea anenome.

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Lady Andrea — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:39:04 EST

While Duke adores a minuet, the Ballet Russes, and crepe suzette;
ESPN loves to rock and roll, a hot dog makes them lose control -- what a wild duet!

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Jehovahs Witness Protection Program — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:38:59 EST

Apparently Coach K is pissed that Jay Bilas, Dickie V, Mike Patrick, and Joe Lunardi didn't offer the courtesy of a reach-around last time(?)

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What Would Kornheiser Do? — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:38:57 EST

Duke should get over itself. Go out. Have some fun. Maybe hire a few strippers.

Oh, wait....

What Would Kornheiser Do?

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Hamster-Style — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:38:54 EST

That's like Sox or Yanks fans saying ESPN hates them. Except more douchey, cuz, well, fuck Duke.

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Jankie — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:38:34 EST

I assume that's Concrete Brad crying in the photo?

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blastitbiggs — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:38:34 EST

Deadspin: From Yahhhhhhhhh to Whaaaaaaa in one day!

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Hawkeye_Dills — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:37:08 EST

Dick Vitale drinks at the teat of Coach K ...

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Illegal Immigrant — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:36:31 EST

Oh yea, Duke is one of the most under-appreciated and marginalized institutions in the country. Like, for instance, did you hear that the free iPods every incoming student got were just regular old iPod videos and not the brand new touch? Those poor, poor Dukies. Is there no justice in this world?

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