<![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> Wow it will be amazing if he can sit and type on a computer for 8 hours straight! I'm not sure if anybody has ever pulled something like that off.

Strokke

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> @Scout: I'm no ESPN apologist, and while I'm assuming this has already been said, ESPN began the V Foundation and continue to be the biggest contributor to the V foundation, year in and year out. Save your snarkiness for Simmons, but not for the cause.

BigRicks

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> Looks like this finally ended. Congrats to BS for breaking some sort of record. It is a real accomplishment to beat Rob Neyer in something.

BaBaBooey

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> "Seinfeld's voice was tough to take for that long."

thefess

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> Shit this is still going?

Coming Into The Game, ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #J23 - The Superstar Receiver, ofyourupperdeck TORONTOOOoo BJSss ®

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> @Chad Sexington: And, of course, ESPN has already removed that from the transcript.

Shawon-O-Meter

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> Someone needs to get Simmons to admit he's a closet Bruins fan.

SonofSpurrier

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> @Chad Sexington: Looks like that's gone already.

stjoehawk

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> Red A. (Formerly Among The Living): Bill, it's hot as BALLS down here. Could you send Belichick down with a glass of ice water?

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> Jimmy Kimmel (Los Angeles, CA): How come you didn't stick up for me for my Theismann jokes on MNF with ESPN? Tony, Mike, and Ron could not stop laughing during my whole interview, now I am banned. It should not be a secret that Theismann broke his leg, sucked as an announcer, and really never talked to the offensive,defensive,linebacker coaches at the Sizzler at the night before his broadcasted games....Help a old colleague out.

SportsNation Bill Simmons: (1:57 PM ET ) I couldn't stick up for you because they would have removed whatever I wrote... kinda like right now.

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Ooh, subversive...

Chad Sexington

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> The best escape goats are found in Bolivian.

blastitbiggs

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> Bill Simmons: (1:20 PM ET ) I think the NFC West is going through a rice of passage right now, so you can't make it an escape goat.

Someone reads KSK.

goathair

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> Thoughts on Peyton Manning?

Sandburgh

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> From what I've seen, the screeners must be more bored with this than we are. You'd be surprised. I'm eagerly awaiting the memo popping up any second.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> @ghostsoftheSCupcountry: Like he'd answer that.

Paper Cut

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> I painted the Patriots logo on my scrotum but used permanent marker! What would the Sports Guy do?

The Sports Hernia

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> Does it count as a "record" chat if you answer your own questions, like the one from "Tommy Heinsohn?"

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> @The Proverbial: Man, those jokes about how much he references his friends never get old!

@OchentaYcinco: Fair enough.

Locker Room Guise

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> @Locker Room Guise: Norby??

Senators Lost Cojones

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> @Paper Cut: Someone should ask about that.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> Do you think Simmons knows about the bounty Drew put on him?

Paper Cut

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> @Locker Room Guise: As an Eagles fan, I'm always looking for another reason to hate anyone, and it doesn't get any easier than that. I can't help it if that douche is serving it up on a platter.

OchentaYcinco

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> I'm gonna get a migraine if I keep reading this awful white on black font...

TheWrathofQBEagles

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> The first person who ends their question with "So what would the Sports Guy do?" gets a Chuck Cecil to the nuts.

The Sports Hernia

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> @Locker Room Guise: Thanks for the heads-up J-Bug

Proverbial

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> I just sent in about 20 questions from John Skipper.
[deadspin.com]

Botswana Meat Commission FC

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> It's become very trendy to hate Simmons, now hasn't it?

@OchentaYcinco: stop following the chat at any time you'd like.

Locker Room Guise

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> @BigTenObsession:
What a stunner. If they use my question, steaks for everybody!!!

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> The part about "the same guys who designed our fantasy baseball" has already been removed.

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> Zeke (Harrison, NY): Gus Johnson won't save your bitch ass next time...

Chad Sexington

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> It's better to be shtickless.

shtickless

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> Justin (Peabody, MA): It seems to me the refs are looking for Offensive P.I. against Randy Moss now. Anything close, they call it. I have this bad feeling they will make an awful call against him in the playoffs and it could cost us.

SportsNation Bill Simmons: (12:40 PM ET ) I will only say this - Moss isn't allowed to raise his hands in the end zone, but opposing d-backs are allowed to maul him on every play. In the Miami game, he caught 2 TD's with guys pulling his arms down - no flag. It's like he's being officiated the same way NBA refs officiated Shaq back in the day, where there's a degree of difficulty brought into it for him.
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Deep breaths... deep breaths... don't start screaming at your computer or punching things... think pleasant thoughts... fluffy clouds... puppies... boobs...

OchentaYcinco

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> Jefferson Short Bus (Philly): Bill, can you settle a bet for me? My friend and I have a bet. I think you sound so nasal because of all the coke you snorted in college, while he thinks it's because you broke your nose off in Jimmy Kimmel's ass. Which is it?

Jefferson Short Bus

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> "Rondo (Boston): Do you know who pays for the new backboards in Cleveland? KG is making me write a check to pay for the backboard I cracked with that jumpshot in OT last night. Also, do you know a good safehouse? KG frightens me."

Oh I get it, it's like the person's asking the question AS Rajon Rondo.

The Ghost of Tom Gordon

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> "Bill, you're obviously smarter than anyone else in sports. Can you please answer my inane question, which shall awash me in the light of your brilliance?"

/paraphrasing every question in the chat

J.L. White

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> SASaholic: EXCUSE ME GOOD SIR BUT DID I LEAVE MY CHEEZ DOODLEZ IN THE THIS CHAT LOCATION

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> @Muggsy Bogues: Muggsy, Simmons is such an awesome writer that all he needs to do is write the same column over and over.

Carson

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> @Scout: I sent my message. I guess we'll see what happens.

Scout

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> Bill, quick favor: If you run into Will Hunting out there in California, will you smack him with a wrench and tell him it's all his fault? Thanks.

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> Danny Salamander. God has just handed this man so many losses.

Chad Sexington

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> @The Proverbial:
But don't play with the pen after he makes it "disappear". SHUDDER.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> @Muggsy Bogues: I agree

Stev D

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> @Muggsy Bogues: Ya...he's a real magician with the pen.

Proverbial

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> Ok, no more x-posting. I can't take anymore.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> Gatordmb89: Simmons, I would love to see a playoff system in college football. What do you think?

BSiheartceltics: It reminds me of this episode of the OC, where Ryan and Luke were battling it out for Marissa's affection. I think we should see some brooding and fist-fights between the top programs, followed by Mischa Barton and Rachel Bilson attempting field goals while being defended by LC and Kristin from Laguna Beach. Who is the real OC anyway? Let me check with House/Dad on this.

Gatordmb89: Ummm... right. Do you like Dave Matthews Band? I do.

BSiheartceltics: See Dave Matthews Band is the Larry Legend of rock bands. White people love 'em, black people don't understand.

Gatordmb89: Like, ok.

BSiheartceltics: Yup, these are my chatters.

/ -10 to myself for oppressive length.

Jehovahs Witness Protection Program

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> Bill, which sport will Boston rule next? A) Speed-fathering (Irish division), B) Leaf-blower hockey, C) Smuggo, or D) Blackball (no blacks allowed)?

Phony Gwynn

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> James (Murfreesboro, TN): Do the Suns have a serious shot at winning the NBA title as they are constructed, or do you think they need to add something? How good would Mike Miller or Anderson Varejao look on that team?

Bill Simmons: (12:17 PM ET ) I think the Suns need to make a deal - they're too soft and they can't get stops. G-State ran all over them the other night; it was like a layup line. I am patiently waiting for them to put Amare into play because that's the real problem here - they have enough offense as it is, and he's a terrible defensive player. I would love to see them trade him to Detroit for Rasheed Wallace and Jason Maxiell, I think that trade makes them tougher and better defensively. Rasheed can guard Duncan one-on-one and Amare can't - and they're not getting to the Finals without beating SA.

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Scott (Chicago, IL): You should have started the chat at 9:00 am, because you would have, easily, broken the record, seeing how everyone who is in this chat is at work, and would be on it til 5:00 with you. What are you going to do at 5:00 when everyone leaves work? I love you, but I don't love you enough to stay late at work just to chat about inane things going on in the world!
OOOH, analysis.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> Chamomiles Davis (Philly): Help me sort something out, Bill; are these your readers? Am I your readers?

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> @ArkansasFred: A travshamockery?

GreatOdensRaven

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> @Muggsy Bogues: still a mega-douche

cowbell204

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> ESPN's clearly just maintaining journalistic integrity by not creating a financial interest in a relevant news story, such as a charity drive.

In this way, they can beat you over the head with the only relevant moment the ESPYs ever generated: Jimmy V's "Don't give up" speech.

GreatOdensRaven

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> @Stay Away From Oprah:
Don't tease us , man.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> Can we agree on this?

Simmons pro-Boston homer-ness is annoying, but he's a helluva writer.

T/F?

muggsybogues

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> Well, if nothing else, this marathon chat is somehow an even bigger travesty than I could have possibly expected.

ArkansasFred

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> It's noon ET and I just polished off a 20-ounce coffee. Let's make history!

20 ounces? You pussy! Come back to me after you've polished off a Super Big Brew, you eunuch motherfucker!

DennyCrane

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> I will get a chat question posted today in there from Kige Ramsey... Mark my words.

Stay Away From Oprah

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> over/under on the number of people who say "I need to know these things" has been set at 12

BigRicks

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> Bill, why are you the only columnist on espn.com that I can't leave comments for? Don't you think that's the least bit hypocritical considering you're obviously a deadspin fan?

MrMoustache

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> Oh yes, I smell DSHOF in '08 this crap.

Kyle (Columbia, MD): Bill, you never talked about the Dane Cook "There's only one October" skits they did on SNL a few months back. THAT WAS YOUR IDEA!!! Did Seth Meyers bring it up at pitch? Are you going to get royalties? I need to know these things.

Bill Simmons: (12:12 PM ET ) Kyle from Columbia asks, "Bill, you never talked about the Dane Cook "There's only one October" skits they did on SNL a few months back. THAT WAS YOUR IDEA!!! Did Seth Meyers bring it up at pitch? Are you going to get royalties? I need to know these things."

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> If I post fake questions here will someone go post them for me? My doctor says even brief exposure to ESPN.com will give me an instant brain tumor.

Camp Tiger Claw

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> OOOHHH, snarky. And brave too.

Bill Simmons: (12:10 PM ET ) Glad you brought this up. I hate to give away a key plot point in an Oscar winner like Mr. Brooks, but here we go... if you don't like Dane Cook, definitely rent this movie if you ever wanted to see something horrible happen to him.

Bill Simmons: (12:10 PM ET ) By the way, it's one of the 15-20 worst movies ever. It's completely inexplicable.

Bill Simmons: (12:11 PM ET ) Steve asks, "Seriously - wow. I mean come on...no one at the worldwide leader thought it would be a good idea to see if the font color clashed with the ridiculous background?"

Bill Simmons: (12:11 PM ET ) Steve, I wish I had a good answer for you. I think we used the same people who created our fantasy baseball game.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> @Skillet: Bill Conlin plans on setting the Del Boca Vista record by playing canasta for 45 straight hours.

McCroskey

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> Simmons...is it true that you're a ####?

Lindsay Lohans Left Boob

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> Billiam,

If your seven-year-old self found out you gleefully refer to your team as the Cobra Kai, he would dickpunch you, right?

ClownForPound

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> Bill Simmons: (12:08 PM ET ) I'm going to post the questions in my answers, then answer them. So glad we were able to screw this up for you, it's not like this hasn't been planned for 2 months.

Bill Simmons: (12:09 PM ET ) Mike from Cleveland asks: "Dont know if you've seen Mr.Brooks, but Dane Cook is in it and when he dies I couldnt help but yell out THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO HAVE YOUR THROAT SLASHED to mock his playoff baseball commercials."

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> Mike from Cleveland needs to cool it with the spoilers of movies I have absolutely no interest in seeing.

ArkansasFred

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> 9 minutes in and already there's a Dane Cook question. I can't imagine how much more douche they can fit in the next 6 hours.

Jews For Purple Jesus

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> Mike from Cleveland has likely been a featured commenter of the day over there

Jerkwheat

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> Way to go, idiotic ESPN web designers.

VTBen

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> Bill, first time long time. I was wondering you could weigh-in on an argument I'm having with a buddy of mine. I contend that Boston is more awesome than New York. He disagrees.
Thoughts?

Bob Loblaw

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> @cowbell204: Neyer is Finkle! Finkle is Neyer!

DennyCrane

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> @Stev D: Hmmm. I suppose it could have been worse -- could have spelled it bike rape

*sigh*

being_sven

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> Rob Neyer: I rigged the background, you'll never touch my record. Expect more hiccups if you continue to try.

SportsNation Bill Simmons: (12:07 PM ET ) Rob Neyer
I rigged the background, you'll never touch my record. Expect more hiccups if you continue to try.

Simmons is Neyer! Neyer is Simmons!

I kissed a man!

cowbell204

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> @McCroskey: yeah, but Neyer's chat will have a higher VORP, so it's better. Bill Conlin told me so.

Skillet

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> Bill, are you hiding the questions because no one is asking any?

Ihateyourteam

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> Bill, Bill, BILLLLLLLLLLL - I've got 16 and the dealer's showing a king. WHAT DO I DO?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Phony Gwynn

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> If I need to stop x-posting this, someone let me know before Iracane brings the hammer down.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> Bill,

As a heads up, your inability to determine the difference between contrasting colors is why you're wife is physically disgusted by you.

ArkansasFred

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> Does simmons know how to use a fucking computer?

cowbell204

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> @being sven: Bike rake?!? Dear lord!

Stev D

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> Unreadable Questions: The chat questions are in black font and unreadable on the background, please make a change

Bill Simmons: (12:06 PM ET ) Uh-oh... just found out that you guys can't see the questions when I post them. That's a problem.

Bill Simmons: (12:06 PM ET ) Uh-oh... just found out that you guys can't see the questions when I post them. That's a problem.

And our 1st doubleclick upchuck of the day...

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> Bill, why do you call yourself a blogger when you actually just write a column for a heavily edited, Disney-owned web site?

Carson

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> Since u work 4 Disney can u intoduce me 2 jesica rabit?

Stev D

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> Bill,

When will they be replacing the bike rake?

/deadhorse

being_sven

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> Bill, I love how you are very unbiased with your writing. What are your thoughts on A-rod?

Ihateyourteam

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> Bill, have you ever met Bess Martin, Girl Detective?

DennyCrane

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> 1st question:
Craig, London, Ontario: How worried were you during the Pats game Sunday night, on a scale of 1 to 10.

Bill Simmons: (12:03 PM ET ) I was worried almost immediately, when it became apparent that A.J. Feeley was throwing darts. Any time A.J. Feeley is in the zone, you know it might not be your night.

Bill Simmons: (12:04 PM ET ) But I didn't get super-worried until they showed the clip of Feeley leading the comeback in Miami against them in 2004 - one of the most famous gambling moments of the decade, when the Pats-Indy-Pittsburgh 3-team tease that had been winning for like 7 straight weeks went down in flames on a Monday night in about 3 minutes.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> fuckers not really chatting very much

MeanMachine

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> @BigTenObsession: I came to say the same thing - typical ESPN

Jerkwheat

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> Bill, what is worse: Reading your book, or cancer?

Ihateyourteam

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> excellent - they have the questions in black font on a red background, so you can't actually read them.

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> bill, how do you have a wife, house, and kids?

wehadababyitsaboy

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> One important note: We're doing this marathon chat to raise awareness for the Jimmy V Foundation. If you want to donate, click on this link - [www.jimmyv.org] - or call 1-800-4JIMMYV.

'Cause we sure as fuck aren't donating anything.

ArkansasFred

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> Well, today, Simmons is going for the chat "record" on ESPN, attempting to "break" Rob Neyer's mark of six hours and 37 minutes.

And, tonight, Simmons is going for the "sex with the Sports Gal" record, attempt to "break" J-Bug's mark of six minutes 37 seconds.

throwbot

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> Bill, did the Pats' O-line learn "sweep the leg" move from Karate Kid?

DM

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> Bill, is your ESPN commenter name gatordmb89?

Shorty

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> Kip Dynamite is not impressed with your chat endurance.

Old Gregg

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> Over/Under on "The Hills" references? I'm setting it @ 5 for now.

MrMoustache

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> I honestly can't remember the last time I read anything of his.

Carson

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> Bill, why did you have only one soundbite during the entire I Love the 80s series? Was it your voice? Did they not cover any sports?

blastitbiggs

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> @blastitbiggs:
pitch that guy over the side of the dam, and take bets on how he dies. everybody wins.

drewheyman

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> six hours and 37 minutes

I dont even work that long...but I'm a lazy grad student...

Shorty

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> Bill, I've read your column for years. I've always wondered where you're from. My buddy T-Carb says you're from Philly, I insist it's New York. Please clear this up!!

Wee_Evans

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> @Scout: hahahahahahahaha

DM

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> "And by 'for charity,' we mean 'there's a phone number slapped on ESPN stories this week,' not 'the site's giving ad revenue for the week to the Jimmy V Foundation.' Because they're not doing that."

Yet one more reason why I have a man-crush on you, Leitch.

The Dude

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> Q: Why don't you guys donate actual money to the charity? Extra long chatting and providing a phone number is nice and all, but instead of ESPN shifting the donation burden to the public, maybe ESPN could step up and make a financial donation themselves.

Scout

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> Hell, watching simmons try to answer anything harder than "Do the Pats rock this year?" may cause the ebays to 'splode.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> @Botswana Meat Commission FC: YES!!!!!!

DennyCrane

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> Bill, why's the V Foundation logo in Carolina blue?

One Shining Moment joke? It's lame and such?

... I see.

ClownForPound

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> @Phony Gwynn: And +1 back to you for catching it.

DennyCrane

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> Bill...

Wilma...or Betty?

Jason...or Randy?

THEGINOCIMOLICONSPIRACY

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> I'm all for a mass posting of the John Skipper ESPN Memo questions back to Simmons. Combined with a liveblogging, that might cause some kind of meta-interwebs implosion.

Botswana Meat Commission FC

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> Bill, thanks for sticking to your "I'm not going to write about my kids unlike [i]some[/i] columnists" claim.

Karate_Kid_Reference

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> Bill, what do you think of the lesbian that looks like Brady Quinn on Shot at Love with Tila Tequila? Oh, you're only taking questions about The Hills. Fair enough.

@Lamppost: +1 for an Idiocracy reference (I think).

Phony Gwynn

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> Bill, you would make an excellent GM for any team in the NBA, or NFL or MLB for that matter. Everybody forgets this.

Proverbial

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> Bill, I'm scheduling a trip with some good buddies to Hoover dam. One of the guys wants to spend a day in Vegas. What's up with that? What do I do?

blastitbiggs

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> I will now light myself on fire

Jerkwheat

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> So does one survive on bi-weekly paychecks?

Senators Lost Cojones

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> Charity just means helping other people donate their money. Duh.

Botswana Meat Commission FC

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> Damn, someone should liveblog this CFD.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> Bill:

Do you have any children? Because if you do, I never see you mentioning them in any of your columns....

A Pimp Named DaveR

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> Will Rob Neyer try to sabotage his competitor? Because, you know, he's never done that before.

Send It In, Jerome!

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> please mention the Patriots "eff you TD" a few thousand times, i don't think i've heard that one

wehadababyitsaboy

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> Bill, does your daughter put out?

Jews For Purple Jesus

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> So, Bill, does Kimmel's jism taste sweeter than Beli-cheat's? Who's bigger, Doc or Danny?

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> Featured comment on ESPN.com:

"Stop saying that A.J. Feeley was a better fantasy QB than Tom Brady."
- AKFortyKevin

OhTheHugeManatee

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> Bill,
Boston: Racist, or merely a misunderstood "anti-black"?

Pennington Noodlearm Enthusiast

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> @BigRicks: Bill, will you actually take a question pertaining to the fact that your wife is whooping your ass again in NFL picks this year?
Fixed for added hilarity.

DennyCrane

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> Does Neyer's record get an asterisk for being, you know, bullshit?

McCroskey

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> @OhTheHugeManatee: That's blooming onion dip.

MannysHeadStash

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> @Max Power: Someone here is unfamiliar with Brian Scalabrine and Scot Pollard.

Fair enough.

MannysHeadStash

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> Bill, how do you wear your Wes Walker jersey in public with all the semen stains on it?

OhTheHugeManatee

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> Since there is no one white on the Celts, are you wearing your Wes Welker jersey, Bill?

Max Power

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> ESPN_Simmons: I like money.
CeltsFan1985: I like money too.
ESPN_Simmons: We should hang out.

DennyCrane

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> Bill, will you actually take a question pertaining to the fact that your wife is whooping your ass in NFL picks this year?

BigRicks

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> Who's your favorite baseball team?

Contempty

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> ESPN2.com is hosting a chat with J-Bug, Hench and House.

The Count of Monte Fisto

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> Underground, AHOY!!!

I smell a DSHOF for this one.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[Bill Simmons Finally Clocks A Full Day Of Work]]> I just threw up in my mouth. Good Times. Can I get a ruling on this?

Dead Wrestlers Society

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