<![CDATA[Richard Gasquet Is Eager To Correct Your Misconceptions - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Richard Gasquet Is Eager To Correct Your Misconceptions - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Richard Gasquet Is Eager To Correct Your Misconceptions]]> @Clare: I prefer eating clams. Thank you and good night!

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[Richard Gasquet Is Eager To Correct Your Misconceptions]]> Wow, hello every kid in Newport, RI circa 1982.

Tyler Knew and Turk! Wendell Ate Won Too

]]> <![CDATA[Richard Gasquet Is Eager To Correct Your Misconceptions]]> Reporter: So how is it you've become so good at tennis?

Gasquet: I'm very good at ball control. You know, hitting them, playing with them, batting them around, juggling them, putting them in my pockets 2 at a time.

Jubar

]]> <![CDATA[Richard Gasquet Is Eager To Correct Your Misconceptions]]> @Diddly: @Eirishis: No "Two Chinese Girls, One Metal-handled Cardboard Carton" jokes?

Poo-poo Platter, indeed.

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

]]> <![CDATA[Richard Gasquet Is Eager To Correct Your Misconceptions]]> Why isn't this guy nominated for the SHOTY?

SportsCentre

]]> <![CDATA[Richard Gasquet Is Eager To Correct Your Misconceptions]]> @Diddly: hilarious!

Ronnie Woo Woo

]]> <![CDATA[Richard Gasquet Is Eager To Correct Your Misconceptions]]> Instead of just 1, he should look into 2 Chinese girls and 1 cup.

Phatty

]]> <![CDATA[Richard Gasquet Is Eager To Correct Your Misconceptions]]> @Clare: Spartacus?

zizou

]]> <![CDATA[Richard Gasquet Is Eager To Correct Your Misconceptions]]> The Shermanator is a pro tennis player?

illiniowl

]]> <![CDATA[Richard Gasquet Is Eager To Correct Your Misconceptions]]> He got into the gay lifestyle, he lived in it, embraced it, and refused to divorce himself from it. I'm not surprised at all, not even a little.

Nationalcoholic

]]> <![CDATA[Richard Gasquet Is Eager To Correct Your Misconceptions]]> @Hank Scorpio: Perhaps if he finds two Chinese girls, and they both have green eyes, he will marry them both!

ChiSwede

]]> <![CDATA[Richard Gasquet Is Eager To Correct Your Misconceptions]]> @Eirishis: excellent

Rocco Siffredi

]]> <![CDATA[Richard Gasquet Is Eager To Correct Your Misconceptions]]> @Diddly: Dammit.

Eirishis

]]> <![CDATA[Richard Gasquet Is Eager To Correct Your Misconceptions]]> Wait ... only once chinese girl? Won't he just be horny again in 30 minutes?

Eirishis

]]> <![CDATA[Richard Gasquet Is Eager To Correct Your Misconceptions]]> So, Richard you like female Chinese hookers? Don't we all. Don't. We. All.

The Fan’s Attic

]]> <![CDATA[Richard Gasquet Is Eager To Correct Your Misconceptions]]> No homo.

Pete Gaines

]]> <![CDATA[Richard Gasquet Is Eager To Correct Your Misconceptions]]> @dippity sauce: I was thinking the same thing...he's too ugly to be gay.

The White Boom Boom

]]> <![CDATA[Richard Gasquet Is Eager To Correct Your Misconceptions]]> No. (Well, maybe, if he just went all the way with wanting to look like Jim from the Office).

TheLou-Do

]]> <![CDATA[Richard Gasquet Is Eager To Correct Your Misconceptions]]> @Diddly: +1 Bravo!

Chones_Chonies

]]> <![CDATA[Richard Gasquet Is Eager To Correct Your Misconceptions]]> I think the more telling question is whether or not he rollerblades.

BDoc

]]> <![CDATA[Richard Gasquet Is Eager To Correct Your Misconceptions]]> If Richard Gasquet is gay, it won't be by much.

/1gaydude

McCroskey

]]> <![CDATA[Richard Gasquet Is Eager To Correct Your Misconceptions]]> Eli Manning likes his style.

MitchKayak

]]> <![CDATA[Richard Gasquet Is Eager To Correct Your Misconceptions]]> For a minute I thought that was a photo of Cooper Manning.

Josh Beckett Indian Killer

]]> <![CDATA[Richard Gasquet Is Eager To Correct Your Misconceptions]]> @Chief Wahoo: +1

diddly

]]> <![CDATA[Richard Gasquet Is Eager To Correct Your Misconceptions]]> When did Ben Folds start playing tennis and talking about Chinese girls anyway?

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> <![CDATA[Richard Gasquet Is Eager To Correct Your Misconceptions]]> In the full interview, it looks like Chinese reporters asking him questions, which I imagine he answered in French. So maybe this is all a translation issue. But he's still probably totally ####.

PenskeMaterial

]]> <![CDATA[Richard Gasquet Is Eager To Correct Your Misconceptions]]> @Chad Sexington: I'd rather have to deal with Riley then Huey.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> <![CDATA[Richard Gasquet Is Eager To Correct Your Misconceptions]]> Who is this homo anyway?

Chief Wahoo

]]> <![CDATA[Richard Gasquet Is Eager To Correct Your Misconceptions]]> Look how he's dressed! No gay man would ever be caught in clothes that unstylish!

econdave

]]> <![CDATA[Richard Gasquet Is Eager To Correct Your Misconceptions]]> Didn't Tim Hardaway answer a question the same way once?

MrRedDevil

]]> <![CDATA[Richard Gasquet Is Eager To Correct Your Misconceptions]]> @Midwestern-City_Water-Vapor: Tiger Woods doesn't want to be left out.

Technicolor Jan Stenerud

]]> <![CDATA[Richard Gasquet Is Eager To Correct Your Misconceptions]]> @Shea Guevara: That's a comedy pyramid unto itself....

Interviewer: Tony, the Cowboys face a tough test in the Packers this week. How do you plan to stop them?

Romo: Well, we just need to keep on making our plays. Speaking of the Packers, Carrie Underwood's crotch smells like tunafish.

A Pimp Named DaveR

]]> <![CDATA[Richard Gasquet Is Eager To Correct Your Misconceptions]]> Riley Freeman has some choice words for Richard Gasquet.

Chad Sexington

]]> <![CDATA[Richard Gasquet Is Eager To Correct Your Misconceptions]]> Instead of Chinese, can i recommend someone that's half black & Asian?

- Nelly

Midwestern-City_Water-Vapor

]]> <![CDATA[Richard Gasquet Is Eager To Correct Your Misconceptions]]> Chinese girl, Thai ladyboy prostitute...They all look alike anyways.

Arriaga_II

]]> <![CDATA[Richard Gasquet Is Eager To Correct Your Misconceptions]]> @Clare: +1, and and Oscar nomination!

A Pimp Named DaveR

]]> <![CDATA[Richard Gasquet Is Eager To Correct Your Misconceptions]]> Brady Quinn wishes we would all just leave Richard alone.

MrRedDevil

]]> <![CDATA[Richard Gasquet Is Eager To Correct Your Misconceptions]]> I look forward to the next pro athlete interview in Non-Sequitir Monthly.

shea_guevara

]]> <![CDATA[Richard Gasquet Is Eager To Correct Your Misconceptions]]> Interviewer: Do you eat oysters?
Gasquet: When I have them, master.
Interviewer: Do you eat snails?
Gasquet: No, master.
Interviewer: Do you consider the eating of oysters to be moral and the eating of snails to be immoral?
Gasquet: No, master.
Interviewer: Of course not. It is all a matter of taste, isn't it?
Gasquet: Yes, master.
Interviewer: And taste is not the same as appetite, and therefore not a question of morals.
Gasquet: It could be argued so, master.
Interviewer: My robe, Antoninus. My taste includes both snails and oysters.

Clare

]]> <![CDATA[Richard Gasquet Is Eager To Correct Your Misconceptions]]> How do you define a just friend?

He returns the favor.

The Jesus

]]> <![CDATA[Richard Gasquet Is Eager To Correct Your Misconceptions]]> What's to deny? It's already been established that he's French.

RashaanEnis

]]> <![CDATA[Richard Gasquet Is Eager To Correct Your Misconceptions]]> ESPN censors: Richard Gas####

Tebow2007

]]> <![CDATA[Richard Gasquet Is Eager To Correct Your Misconceptions]]> Sounds like someone's watched Madame Butterfly a few hundred thousand times.

Scout

]]> <![CDATA[Richard Gasquet Is Eager To Correct Your Misconceptions]]> Who wants to sex Gasquet?

A Pimp Named DaveR

]]> <![CDATA[Richard Gasquet Is Eager To Correct Your Misconceptions]]> After the match I plan to go ride with Sebastien Gacond. Wait! No!

ClueHeywood

]]> <![CDATA[Richard Gasquet Is Eager To Correct Your Misconceptions]]> @greglooseanus: settle down Francis.

MrRedDevil

]]> <![CDATA[Richard Gasquet Is Eager To Correct Your Misconceptions]]> When asked if he wanted 2 Chinese girls, Gasquet responded "I'm not gay! Would you like a blowjob? I'm not gay!"

Pennington Noodlearm Enthusiast

]]> <![CDATA[Richard Gasquet Is Eager To Correct Your Misconceptions]]> Q: Are you gay?

A: I think I'm going out to get a sandwich with my uncle. I play tennis. My shirt is quite nice, don't you think. One Chinese girl. 6-1, 6-1. It is very hard.

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA[Richard Gasquet Is Eager To Correct Your Misconceptions]]> @Tuffy: You win, you always do.

TopesWin

]]> <![CDATA[Richard Gasquet Is Eager To Correct Your Misconceptions]]> One chinese girl? He's just going to be horny again in a half hour.

diddly

]]> <![CDATA[Richard Gasquet Is Eager To Correct Your Misconceptions]]> Rex Grossman wants his French alias back Dick Gasquet.

Jews For Purple Jesus

]]> <![CDATA[Richard Gasquet Is Eager To Correct Your Misconceptions]]> With a name like Dick Gasket, I'd be making sure people knew this every chance I got, too.

TopesWin

]]> <![CDATA[Richard Gasquet Is Eager To Correct Your Misconceptions]]> I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my French tennis players FUH-LAMING!

ArkansasFred

]]> <![CDATA[Richard Gasquet Is Eager To Correct Your Misconceptions]]> Your mouth says no, but your loosely-buttoned Lacoste rugby shirt says, "take a run at me, big fella."

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[Richard Gasquet Is Eager To Correct Your Misconceptions]]> Wait, this guy is a pro athlete and he only wants one Chinese girl? That ain't right.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> <![CDATA[Richard Gasquet Is Eager To Correct Your Misconceptions]]> Home-schooling is hell on social development.

Chicago Jones

]]> <![CDATA[Richard Gasquet Is Eager To Correct Your Misconceptions]]> So Dick Gasket isn't gay? Okay! Good to know.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[Richard Gasquet Is Eager To Correct Your Misconceptions]]> Richie, have you ever seen a grown man naked?

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Richard Gasquet Is Eager To Correct Your Misconceptions]]> @Technicolor Jan Stenerud: +3

Jehovahs Witness Protection Program

]]> <![CDATA[Richard Gasquet Is Eager To Correct Your Misconceptions]]> Would any self-respecting gay man want to do it with that pizza face? He looks like a Kornheiser in a wig, beaten with a sack full of frozen nickles.

Chanukah Zombie

]]> <![CDATA[Richard Gasquet Is Eager To Correct Your Misconceptions]]> Methinks he doth wear one terrible shirt.

Mr. Marinovich

]]> <![CDATA[Richard Gasquet Is Eager To Correct Your Misconceptions]]> "If any of youse homos touches me or my stuff...I'll kill ya"

/psycho

Babcocksure

]]> <![CDATA[Richard Gasquet Is Eager To Correct Your Misconceptions]]> When I go out and play tennis, I like to watch the men reach into their pockets and go straight for the bulge where the balls are, you know... so they can serve again. Now, I've played tennis naked before... and I've seen where men have to stuff their balls then. And yeah, we grunt and groan, but there ain't no penetration. I'm not gay. I'm not sitting on a banana right now. I ain't do down with that. Ohhh!

/orgasm

Jehovahs Witness Protection Program

]]> <![CDATA[Richard Gasquet Is Eager To Correct Your Misconceptions]]> Did Izod alligator shirts make a comeback? I remember the cool kids wore those in like the 6th grade.

Dead Wrestlers Society

]]> <![CDATA[Richard Gasquet Is Eager To Correct Your Misconceptions]]> I'LL FUCK ANYTHING THAT MOOOOOOOOOOVES!

/jay

Technicolor Jan Stenerud

]]> <![CDATA[Richard Gasquet Is Eager To Correct Your Misconceptions]]> I don't know about his sexual orietation, but that shirt sure is gay.

Spectacular Sam

]]> <![CDATA[Richard Gasquet Is Eager To Correct Your Misconceptions]]> Queue "not that there's anything wrong with that in 3, 2, 1...."

Jehovahs Witness Protection Program

]]> <![CDATA[Richard Gasquet Is Eager To Correct Your Misconceptions]]> Why not one Chinese girl indeed?

LeNoceur

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