Never Bring A Lion To A Cannonfight - Deadspin Comments

Never Bring A Lion To A Cannonfight

spinachdip — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 19:21:15 EST

@Somewhere Hidden Within The Dark Recesses Of The Mind: I bet Google does.
/asshole

(Actually, I'm watching it later on DVR, so I'd prefer not to read the score)

spinachdip

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My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 18:40:12 EST

Does anybody know who won the AC Milan-Juventus match?

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

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LingeringBursitis — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 18:23:10 EST

i JUST got back from the Kinsale...... it's safe to say I'm drunk after all that excitement

LingeringBursitis

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UncleHorns — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 16:57:47 EST

Diarra is shite.
Where was Clichy up the left side?
Ade has been watching too many yank sports.

UncleHorns

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Michael Bertin — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 14:32:10 EST

Wegner is American for Wenger.

Michael Bertin

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Michael Bertin — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 14:31:18 EST

Whoop. Three goals with Torres and Tevez yet to play this week. I am moving out of the twenties... What? Iracane can't possibly care about fantasy futbol.

Six up with a game in hand and a mild bout of heart palpitations as Wegner pretty much invited Villa to equalize.

Michael Bertin

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hockalees — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 14:20:06 EST

2-1 win at Villa with a depleted squad... I'll take it. Now it is time to take care of Newcastle on Wed with the game in hand.

BTW, you could do worse things than spending Wednesday with a "game in hand".

hockalees

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Permanent4 — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 13:20:45 EST

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Davidson just pulled within 3 of Duke early in the 2nd half. I've got that game on split-screen with Villa-Arse.

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Permanent4

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being_sven — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 13:05:53 EST

I hadn't realized Villa had gone Nike...

Shame, I always liked Hummel.

being_sven

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DM — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 13:05:30 EST

Fantastic win by Chelsea, 1-0 over mighty West Ham. I see Frankie still can't hit the side of a barn.

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TurboSloth — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 13:03:48 EST

Quintessential Eboue...

Announcer: "He nearly made something of that!"

The announcers even get excited when Emmanuel ALMOST does something these days.

TurboSloth

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being_sven — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 12:57:40 EST

Adebayor likes to play paddycake. Who'd have thunk it?

Come on, Villa.

being_sven

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KOGOD — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 12:56:04 EST

@being sven: i believe it depends on the method of shipment

KOGOD

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KOGOD — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 12:54:14 EST

fuckfuckcockshit

KOGOD

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DM — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 12:53:50 EST

ADEBAYOR!!

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Munsoned — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 12:43:38 EST

FLAMINI!

Munsoned

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TurboSloth — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 12:41:31 EST

FLAMBOOZLED!

TurboSloth

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Slothrop — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 12:41:04 EST

brilliant!

Slothrop

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being_sven — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 12:39:11 EST

Oh, come on LiveFooty/SopCast! Stop fucking with me...

Random question -- Does UPS usually deliver on Saturdays?

being_sven

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being_sven — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 12:36:12 EST

No, I can't spell.

being_sven

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KOGOD — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 12:33:48 EST

did i miss an e?

KOGOD

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being_sven — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 12:33:02 EST

Gardener! Villa go ahead.

being_sven

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KOGOD — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 12:32:26 EST

Today, redemption is spelled G-a-r-d-n-e-r

KOGOD

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KOGOD — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 12:31:57 EST

VILLAINS!!!!!

KOGOD

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Slothrop — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 12:31:43 EST

piss poor d, great score there

Slothrop

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being_sven — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 12:23:20 EST

I'd love to see Villa take some points off them today.

being_sven

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Slothrop — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 12:21:55 EST

Arsenal looks fairly sharp so far.

Slothrop

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Tony E — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 12:12:24 EST

I was not impressed w/ Man City at all today, what happened to Elano? Aresenal is going to mop the floor w/ Aston Villa right now.

Tony E

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DM — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 11:12:26 EST

I could have gone without a close up shot of Emile Heskey's ass on a 52" TV. Thanks fellas.

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StuScott Booyahs — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 11:07:28 EST

Well Blackburn lost 4-nil to Asotn Villa so I guess I can look forward to a royal ass-beating on Newcastle today.

StuScott Booyahs

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DM — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 10:46:51 EST

Pretty stupid challenge Dietmar.

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Slothrop — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 10:41:20 EST

the ref for this ManC Wigan match looks like a cross between Moby and John Clayton. If Clayton had legs.

Slothrop

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DM — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 10:41:08 EST

@spinachdip: The dapper Swede can't work his magic THAT quickly. Seriously though, DE-FENCE!!

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being_sven — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 10:36:39 EST

Awwww... thanks Suss. You do care!

I'm looking forward to the Villa-Arse match.

being_sven

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spinachdip — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 10:34:31 EST

@tonguequinncheek: SOMEBODY PUT A BODY ON SCHARNER. Seriously, there wasn't a defender within 2 yards of him.

spinachdip

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DM — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 10:28:25 EST

Got a gimme against Villa

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DM — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 10:25:51 EST

Nice goal by Scharner

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Munsoned — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 10:25:50 EST

Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way;
Santa is an Arsenal fan
And at Highbury today - oh!
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way;
Oh what fun it is to see
the Arsenal win away

Munsoned

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spinachdip — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 10:17:04 EST

Also, Steve Bruce is much fatter than I remembered.

spinachdip

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spinachdip — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 10:15:16 EST

@SpottersBadge: Can we play you every week? Can we play you every week?
/Not actually Bolton fan

spinachdip

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SpottersBadge — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 10:13:18 EST

@gotohe11carolina: No! Not well done!

\ ManUtd fan still petulant over Bolton 1-0 and does not want to hear Liverpool singing

SpottersBadge

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DM — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 10:13:18 EST

@Munsoned: yep

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DM — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 10:12:55 EST

Milan vs. Juve should be a nice one. That's on FSC at 2:30 Eastern.

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Munsoned — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 10:12:17 EST

tonguequinncheek: 12:15 right?

Munsoned

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Munsoned — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 10:11:48 EST

Yeah... i use the internet so I can watch pretty much any of them. Let me know if any are particularly decent.

Munsoned

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spinachdip — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 10:10:37 EST

@Munsoned: On Setanta, it's either Blackburn vs Newcastle or Sunderland vs Derby. Wigan vs Citeh on FSC right now.

I think I'll stay home, thanks.

spinachdip

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DM — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 10:09:58 EST

I got the Villa Arsenal game next.

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Munsoned — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 10:07:15 EST

Saw that. Ouch. Pompey Everton should be good. Really just waiting for the noon game.

Munsoned

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DM — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 10:05:57 EST

Watching the Wigan Man City game on FSN. Man city scored 30 seconds into the game

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DM — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 10:05:02 EST

@gotohe11carolina: raises a pint. Well done.

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Munsoned — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 10:00:42 EST

So which game are we watching this morning?

Munsoned

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gotohe11carolina — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 09:41:33 EST

When you walk through a storm
hold your head up high
And don't be afraid of the dark.
At the end of a storm is a golden sky

And the sweet silver song of a lark.
Walk on through the wind,
Walk on through the rain,
Tho' your dreams be tossed and blown.

Walk on, walk on with hope in your heart
And you'll never walk alone,
You'll never, ever walk alone.
Walk on, walk on with hope in your heart

And you'll never walk alone,
You'll never, ever walk alone.

gotohe11carolina

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combat chuck — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 09:39:54 EST

@youstayclassy: The Twellman?

combat chuck

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youstayclassy — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 09:33:59 EST

ARod is interested in what you call this position.

youstayclassy

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gotohe11carolina — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 09:31:46 EST

so i've heard about the ping pong ball trick, but i've never heard about the soccer ball... ouch!

gotohe11carolina

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combat chuck — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 09:29:54 EST

"Even if Arsenal does beat the Lions it will not beat them by a lot." -- 1clvrdude

combat chuck