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Elijah Dukes Blends Right Into Dominican Baseball

jrubzer — Sun, 02 Dec 2007 09:49:12 EST

@ CHIEF WAHOO: You say our names, we're going to have to kill all these people, Archie.

jrubzer

Elijah Dukes Blends Right Into Dominican Baseball

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 20:35:09 EST

@Nationalcoholic: That outfield of Wily Mo - Dukes - Lastings Milledge will be something; the Nationals will have cornered the MLB's freedarko quota.

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

Elijah Dukes Blends Right Into Dominican Baseball

Bill Belichicks Videographer — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 19:13:08 EST

Can the latina's cross borders in search of child support? If not look out ladies.

Bill Belichicks Videographer

Elijah Dukes Blends Right Into Dominican Baseball

PaulU — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 15:05:19 EST

If you think those games are intense, you should watch a game in Knuckle Beach sometime. They wouldn't even be allowed to wear those blue jerseys there.

PaulU

Elijah Dukes Blends Right Into Dominican Baseball

youstayclassy — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 14:42:23 EST

@Innings Eater:

I think I just shat myself laughing.

youstayclassy

Elijah Dukes Blends Right Into Dominican Baseball

Denis Lemieux — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 14:23:02 EST

Is this the same league Brendan Fraiser played in in The Scout?

Denis Lemieux

Elijah Dukes Blends Right Into Dominican Baseball

bankboy — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 14:19:09 EST

Well, the Rays had him down there to keep his game in shape right?

bankboy

Elijah Dukes Blends Right Into Dominican Baseball

mlmintampa — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 14:18:47 EST

@Tuffy: Joking buddy. Actually I would have sent him to Venezuela for winter ball. His level of crazy would be normal there.

mlmintampa

Elijah Dukes Blends Right Into Dominican Baseball

Innings Eater — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 14:16:59 EST

@Sarge: +3 pints of Jimmy Beam.

You're a regular fucking Staubach.

Innings Eater

Elijah Dukes Blends Right Into Dominican Baseball

jwaves2007 — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 14:14:10 EST

I wonder if he will visit any orphans?

jwaves2007

Elijah Dukes Blends Right Into Dominican Baseball

Andrew — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 14:11:27 EST

@RockYouLikeAnIracane: "How you feel and where you are, always use the verb estar"

That's what we were always taught. I supposed muerto is a way of feeling in this case.

Andrew

Elijah Dukes Blends Right Into Dominican Baseball

Animal Style — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 14:10:36 EST

@Slothrop: +1

Animal Style

Elijah Dukes Blends Right Into Dominican Baseball

WFNYScott — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 13:59:32 EST

I fucking got no Dukes

WFNYScott

Elijah Dukes Blends Right Into Dominican Baseball

Slothrop — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 13:53:14 EST

Dukes better stay in the DR and away from Haiti, or else he gonna be the un-dead, dawg.

Slothrop

Elijah Dukes Blends Right Into Dominican Baseball

The Harriet Tubman Underground Railroad Disaster — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 13:44:36 EST

Here's to hoping his broken Spanish is as good as his broken English, dawg.

The Harriet Tubman Underground Railroad Disaster

Elijah Dukes Blends Right Into Dominican Baseball

Nationalcoholic — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 13:40:38 EST

He will be ours. Oh, yes. He will be ours.

Nationalcoholic

Elijah Dukes Blends Right Into Dominican Baseball

SlantedAndDisenchanted — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 13:39:21 EST

"with players jawing and fans screaming and throwing bottles onto the field"

I'll think about this when the Royals are playing the Orioles before a half-empty stadium on a Saturday afternoon in July and both teams are 15 games out of first. Man, those Latins know how to turn everything into a party.

SlantedAndDisenchanted

Elijah Dukes Blends Right Into Dominican Baseball

Rock You Like An Iracane — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 13:39:14 EST

@Innings Eater: Usted esta muerto, Dawg.

Fixed.

/SPN 2200 does teach you things

Rock You Like An Iracane

Elijah Dukes Blends Right Into Dominican Baseball

Sat, 01 Dec 2007 13:39:01 EST

Elijah's intimidation would suit well for a Dominican Rap Video. In your face, Melkys Cabrera.

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Elijah Dukes Blends Right Into Dominican Baseball

Chief Wahoo — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 13:38:23 EST

Shut up, Dukes. You're just a white suburban punk like the rest of us.

Chief Wahoo

Elijah Dukes Blends Right Into Dominican Baseball

Tuffy — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 13:35:59 EST

@mlmintampa: Dude missed a few games this year; you may have heard about it. The Rays sent him for some practice where he couldn't get in any more trouble. Unfortunately, they soon discovered space travel hadn't advanced to that point yet, so they settled for the Dominican League.

Tuffy

Elijah Dukes Blends Right Into Dominican Baseball

Innings Eater — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 13:35:33 EST

Usted es muerto, Dawg.

Innings Eater

Elijah Dukes Blends Right Into Dominican Baseball

mlmintampa — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 13:32:38 EST

Why did Dukes go to the D.R? There are plenty of lovely latina teens in Tampa he can impregnate.

mlmintampa

Elijah Dukes Blends Right Into Dominican Baseball

BabyGorilla — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 13:30:44 EST

Lou Pinella is not impressed

BabyGorilla

Elijah Dukes Blends Right Into Dominican Baseball

CardinalRedOctober — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 13:28:01 EST

Is that Pedro Martinez Jr. holding him back!?

CardinalRedOctober