<![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone! - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone! - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> Is it just me or do the McCowns look like Opus Dei extras used in Di Vinci code?

/self-flagellation joke

Free Matt Roloff

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> What in the hell is Linda Cohn wearing? I think she's a little old for the half silk half sheer blouse. HELLO SEE-THRU CLEAVAGE TOWN!

Arkbear

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> @1980DavidBowieFromTheMusicVideoAshesToAshes: he's still online - give him a "fuck dat spider" at LEAST.

notthequarterback

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> Heh.

Token_Tennis_Fan

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> @1980DavidBowieFromTheMusicVideoAshesToAshes: I don't know how you don't just type in bold caps: HEYYYYY FUCK LION!!!!!"

Becky_MI

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> Who?

Token_Tennis_Fan

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> OH MY GOD, EVERYONE.

MARQUES SLOCUM IS ON AIM.

GRAND1MARQUES JUST SHOWED UP ON MY BUDDY LIST.

What should I do?

1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> "Late Night DUAN SECRETS" (like Conan's segment "SECRETS" with famous actors):

I actually like the Youtube series "Quarterlife"

CardinalRedOctober

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> @BedBathAndJihad: Timmy is not destructable by the likes of you.

Token_Tennis_Fan

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> @BedBathAndJihad: ...and Duncan immediately apologized.

CardinalRedOctober

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> My Spurs voodoo doll appears to have worked. Tim Duncan hurt his knee tonight. He fell while trying to post-up former Sun James Jones...attaboy JJ!

Bed Bath and Jihad

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> I was doing pretty well in the Deadspin college pool until I forgot one week. I haven't bothered since.

Token_Tennis_Fan

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> @JoeyT: I've tried several "Affirmeds" as well... but then, my ID is the same as my Game ID, which is in the Deadspin pools (way, way down mind you), so that - and the dredges of obviousness normally picked - may prevent my selection.

JB*

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> @JB*: We should all comment on ESPN stories with phrases where the first letter of each word spells something meaningful to this site. Then, if they select it, it will be like a secret code! OMG!!!!111

JoeyT

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> Oh no, are we having more in the means of Server Trouble?

Yostal

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> Wait, I lied. I'm sorry. But it should be soon.

And I'm outta here.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> Everybody's favorite scene from Wild Things is coming up on FX.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> Peace and hairgrease.

Naptown Drew

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> Okay, time for me to put on Sportscenter and fall asleep on the couch.

La vida loca. Night, all.

44 in a Row

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> @Clare: Eh?

Token_Tennis_Fan

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> @Somewhere Hidden Within The Dark Recesses Of The Mind:

Love that song.

Naptown Drew

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> Berman, referencing Roderick Hood's INT return for a TD, says he took it " to the hood."

Goddamnit, Boom.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> Ah, the Pharcyde's "Passin Me By."

Story of my life.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> @Token_Tennis_Fan: @naptowndrew: I like the dichotomy of opinions on Rich Eisen.

Andrea ALWAYS has to talk about her boyfriend Tom, doesn't she? GOD, Andrea, shut up about him!

I'm out.

Clare

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> This one seems like a sure winner -

"Sometimes you have to do what you have to do to get the deal done. Good luck wherever you end up, Johan!"

C'mon, ESPN Intern - pick me!

JB*

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> @peytonloveskenny: Only if ticky-tack defensive holding calls are acts of God.

Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> A whole game with no sacks. Do you believe in miracles?

peytonloveskenny

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> Good evening all. Finally back from Tennessee. I've got nothin'.

Yostal

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> @44 in a Row:

Didn't see it. Was someone givin' someone the business down there?

Kid Canada

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> Chad must have mistaken the first down marker for a skinny trainer.

Victory formation, and there but for the grace of God go the Steelers to Foxborough.

Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> They are who we thought they were!

Naptown Drew

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> I'm out. I'm taking my towel and going home. See you all later.

Peter Cavan

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> @Gourmet Spud: It's a fun name to say, kind of rolls off the tongue.

Brazil Thrill

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> Nice route running, Chad.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> Chad Johnson, you're a moron.

Peter Cavan

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> The Dick LeBeau count is approaching man-love levels. Are he and Madden business partners?

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> This game must've been on earlier today, cuz I can't see the U starting a basketball game at 11:30 at night.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> Hey Toledo. When you're 1-6 and losing by an average of 15 points, that's embarrassing. Sorry if that offends you.

Token_Tennis_Fan

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> @Gourmet Spud: I'll keep an eye out for you.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> OK, let's see if Cincy finds a different way to blow this possession.

Brazil Thrill

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> @Tuffy:

Mine's an actual photo. I've...had a rough go thus far.

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> 4th and 2 and the Bengals get a defensive offsides on the punt. How'd they get the bean stuck above the frank?

Hit Bull Win Steak

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> @Gourmet Spud: Well that should be worth a whole episode of Frank TV.

Though I have to admit the "Sean Connery Voice Club for Men" was funny.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> @44 in a Row: I love the Bungles.

Peter Cavan

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> Hah! The Bengals are clearly trying to lose this game.

Brazil Thrill

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> Okay, that might be the dumbest penalty of the weekend.

44 in a Row

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> @Peter Cavan: I bear a strong resemblance to Old B.O.B.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> @Peter Cavan:

Oh, but I do! That's the reason I use it.

Naptown Drew

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> Nice penalty, Cincy.

peytonloveskenny

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> I think Madden just really likes saying "Dick LeBeau".

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> @Clare: Odd, I would have though touting a product with bacon would rate highly with you. Does it have to be bacon pants?

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> @Hit Bull Win Steak: Well that sounds rather painful.

J-No

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> @Hit Bull Win Steak: Nah, this is a typical Stillers/Bengals game at Heinz Field. When we win, it's an escape, and it's not always a win.

What's stranger is that the Steelers own Paul Brown Stadium. Seriously. It should be called Dan Rooney Stadium, we win there so often.

Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> @Gourmet Spud: Maybe they should try the 10 man defense. Lull the offense into a false sense of security.

Brazil Thrill

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> @Clare:

I'm not sure "Rich Eisen" and "mighty" belong in the same sentence.

Naptown Drew

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> @Clare: Fallen? He's still the head guy of the NFL Network.

Token_Tennis_Fan

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> @naptowndrew: I bear a bit of a resemblance to Guy Smiley. That's why I use that photo as my avatar. I don't suppose you look like Sam the Eagle.

Peter Cavan

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> @44 in a Row: Well, they just showed the scene where Denise Richards is "all wet".

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> Well, now we know what Cincy talk radio callers will be bitching about this week. "Marvin, why didn't you challenge that?!"

Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> Really, Ticketbastard? You expect to me believe that the entire place is sold out for Kentucky-Florida State in the Music City Bowl?

Liars. Or f'n scalpers.

JB*

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> Rich Eisen in an ad for a bacon-laden fast food burger? How the mighty have fallen.

Clare

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> Aaaaannnnd....

Steelers win.

Naptown Drew

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> Cincy decided to make it a game?

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> the Steelers are basically bending over for the Bengals and begging them to take them, and the Bengals just cant stop getting their balls caught in their zippers...

Hit Bull Win Steak

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> Well, at least that wasn't Willie Parker's fault, right?

44 in a Row

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> @44 in a Row: We all care about it. Don't be selfish.

J-No

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> I'm blaming that interception on those sleeve things.

bizzo5000

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> @Brazil Thrill:

This would be a really, really frustrating time to be starting Cincy's defense. Which, of course, no one is.

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> is this the same crew that called the seattle super bowl? jesus.

algiers4

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> Why, oh why, can't we put the Bengals away at home?

Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> What the hell is Lebron James wearing? A turtleneck sweater and a double-breasted 18th-century British naval officer's frock coat? He looks like Horatio Hornblower.

Clare

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> If anybody cares, Wild Things is on FX.

When did it start? And are they going to show the scene I care about?

44 in a Row

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> @Peter Cavan:

Nice.

Naptown Drew

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> @Brazil Thrill: Or not.

Brazil Thrill

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> That....um.....helped?

bizzo5000

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> Hooray defensive holding!

peytonloveskenny

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> @peytonloveskenny: I have a feeling that one may get a flamewar in the Steelers "conversation". I'll try it.

JB*

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> If anybody cares, Wild Things is on FX.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> Safety!

Brazil Thrill

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> @peytonloveskenny: I dont know but the one with the groundhog rapping with the senior citizens makes me want to blow up an assistance bus....

Hit Bull Win Steak

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> redskins have been calling taylor meast for a couple years now.

calmasacucumber

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> @naptowndrew: It's Guy Smiley.

Peter Cavan

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> @The Legend of Vincent Tremblay: No. Well, I hope not. But I figure the drinking should drop me down a bit, but I will be still conscientious enough to remember to keep it basic and include "Go ______" in every one.

JB*

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> Was that the Gin Blossoms?

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> Ok, that towel thing between Roethlisberger and Parker was officially weird.

peytonloveskenny

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> @Clare: I heard Dana Jacobsen say that Taylor's nickname was "Meast" in her obit on him last week...but she said it was from his teammates.

notthequarterback

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> was Willie Parker artificially inseminating a cow at halftime or something? Guy just cant hold on to the damn ball....

Hit Bull Win Steak

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> @Clare:

Maj must be representin'

Naptown Drew

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> @JB*: "Willie Parker needs to to a better job of holding on to the ball. He is fumbling too much."

peytonloveskenny

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> @JB*: Do you really get that dumb when you're drunk?

Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> Who else is watching Sportscenter? Did I just see a sign at FedEx field that said "Sean 'Meast' Taylor" during the Redskins segment?

Did the KSK crew plan the Sean Taylor tribute?

Clare

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> I have decided my goal for the night is to become the Comment of the Moment on ESPN. It should be easy, as I have been drinking.

JB*

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> @procras:
Nah, they told the NFL to make sure to include a lame ass commercial break after almost every kickoff return.


The Trying Too Hard To Look Young Face

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> do we think that the companies that buy ad time on NBC ask the coaches to challenge as many plays as possible?
/conspiracy theory

procras

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> "Push It" as bumper music? I guess "I'm Only Happy When It Rains" was too obvious tonight.

I vote for "Stupid Girl" to play during breaks following Giants interceptions.

44 in a Row

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> Another Willie fumble, another red flag.

This one's out. He was on bodies, as they're fond of saying in the NFL.

Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> @Tuffy: That may have been how my marriage ended.

/actually it was worse than that, but who really wants to think about that.

J-No

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> OK, that one is a fumble.

bizzo5000

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> When did Willie Parker turn into Tiki Barber circa 2004?

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> Damn Willie.

RedDear

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> Wow, Willie Parker really wants to give the ball away.

The Trying Too Hard To Look Young Face

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> @Tuffy:
Not anyone that is still married.

bizzo5000

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> "Push It" as bumper music? I guess "I'm Only Happy When It Rains" was too obvious tonight.

Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> Has anyone ever bought their spouse a new Kia for Christmas? Just curious.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> I'm going to put one of "those sleeves" over Madden's face.

bizzo5000

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> I'm just waiting for them to open up a series of Grease Trucks on Park Avenue.

44 in a Row

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> @peytonloveskenny:
The same amount of years as Budweiser has shown those fucking Clysdale horses. I remember those commercials from the 80s. You would think a billion dollar corporation could make a little more modern one.


The Trying Too Hard To Look Young Face

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> so is marvin lewis on the hot seat yet?

calmasacucumber

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> @bizzo5000*: I agree. Those may be the most annoying commercials ever. That bastard needs to die.

peytonloveskenny

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> @Peter Cavan:

Hey, is that a muppet avatar?

Naptown Drew

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> @The Legend of Vincent Tremblay: We should all get paid for our work as much as Hines Ward does.

Token_Tennis_Fan

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> @peytonloveskenny:
At least 10. And I am officially hunting for "Gus" the stupid fucking groundhog.

bizzo5000

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> @Somewhere Hidden Within The Dark Recesses Of The Mind: NBC only cares about hockey between New Years Day and the start of the Preakness pre-race show. And not one second more.

Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> @The Legend of Vincent Tremblay: @Peter Cavan:
They put one 5 minutes from where I live. I'm going there for lunch tomorrow.

bizzo5000

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> For anyone else in PA, how many years in a row has the PA Lottery run the same fucking Christmas commercial?

peytonloveskenny

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> @peytonloveskenny:

I swear I thought he was about to draw a penis again.

Naptown Drew

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> Oh, now NBC cares about hockey.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> John Madden sure does enjoy him some telestration.

peytonloveskenny

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> @bizzo5000*: I had a giant dagwood sandwich for dinner, but it didn't have French fries and cole slaw on it. I love those Primanti Bros. sandwiches.

Peter Cavan

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> Do I get bonus fantasy points for Hines Ward smiling so much?

Speirs

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> We should all enjoy our work as much as Hines Ward does.

Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> Madden: Have you seen anybody smile more than Hines Ward?

Well, you would too if.........if...........why the hell is he smiling?

Oh, he just broke the all-time Steeler receiving TD record.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> @Gourmet Spud: Romo, Romo, Romo!

J-No

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> Tony Romo takes exception to Madden's assertion that "no one smiles more on the football field than Heinz Ward."

lavaughn

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> @bizzo5000*: And possibly the last sandwich you will ever have in your life, depending on the rest of your diet. They're dangerously tasty.

Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> Have you ever seen anyone smile on a football field as much as Hines Ward?

Peter King, you have officially been called out.

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> @Somewhere Hidden Within The Dark Recesses Of The Mind:
Ohhhh, you have no idea. Fries. coleslaw and your meat of choice on the best fucking sandwich you will ever have in you life.

bizzo5000

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> TD, Steelers.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> @SunDevilDogg: Honestly, I don't know that there is any team worthy of being crowned national champs this year.

Good thing it's mythical championship.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> @Somewhere Hidden Within The Dark Recesses Of The Mind: sandwich.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> Yes, Al... John has eaten every sandwich known to man.

Naptown Drew

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> I would murder a man for a Primanti Bros. right now.

bizzo5000

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> A french-fries snadwich?

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> @naptowndrew: Is he Mr. Madden if you're nasty?

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> How the hell did Big Ben complete that pass?

peytonloveskenny

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> Independence Bowl is "Pearl Harbor/9-11" vs. "It's DIVISION ONE FOOTBALL!"

Pinata

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> I don't particularly like John Madden talking about nasty guys.

peytonloveskenny

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> John Madden likes him some nasty guys.

Naptown Drew

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> I see Lou spread the Jack Daniels around tonight.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> @calmasacucumber: and at the end of the day, after all games are played, are you going to be content with crowning the winner as National Champion? Especially if USC and GA win out?

The Devil's Advocate

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> @bizzo5000*:
Surly? Yes. Yes I am.

bizzo5000

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> @naptowndrew:
That and the fact that since he is comprised of 87% helium , an aneurysm would surly follow.

bizzo5000

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> @SunDevilDogg: Posters post. Holtzs holtz and players play.

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> At least Madden hasn't hit us with a "gave the head" reference like last week.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> @SunDevilDogg:
yeah osu sucks but when's the last time LSU had an impressive, decisive win? anyone?

I have to go back to s. carolina or virginia tech, both in september. they have been winning or losing close games ever since (louisiana tech/tulane, etc excepted)

don't see how they are #2...but then again, I don't see how ohio state is #1 either.

calmasacucumber

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> Shouldn't that be some sort of illegal forward pass?

bizzo5000

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> did the steelers just try a rugby handpass to no avail?

procras

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> Dammit, Willie.

peytonloveskenny

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> @bizzo5000*:

That's right. He will need to take a plane to get there, too. I'm convinced part of the reason he won't fly is because he's such a fucking fatty and he would have to sprawl into adjacent seats.

Naptown Drew

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> Cade is changing that "N" into a "C" right now.

Tyrone Briggs

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> Ah, the nutjobs at Fanzone.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> @naptowndrew:
You mean WHEN Madden goes to hell right?

bizzo5000

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> If John Madden goes to Hell, there will most certainly be an eternal fumble review there.

Naptown Drew

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> Please, John Madden, stop speaking!
-Mrs. Buttons

buttons

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> Lou Holtz sez tOSU by 2 td's over LSU. Call the guys in the white jackets...

The Devil's Advocate

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> John Madden: "Get off my lawn!"

peytonloveskenny

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> So which block in the back are they calling? I counted three.

Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> Is Madden officially retarded at this point?

bizzo5000

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> "One buttock equals two feet."

-Al Michaels

Brazil Thrill

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> Yes John it sucks that right call gets made now.

RedDear

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> Mike Tomlin finally wins a challenge!

peytonloveskenny

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> @JB*: thanks.
@Token_Tennis_Fan: thanks.


The Devil's Advocate

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> @SunDevilDogg: It's celebrating UCLA's 100th national title.

Token_Tennis_Fan

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> @Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: We had it last year.

Token_Tennis_Fan

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> @lavaughn:
You don't know the Yinzer accent then.

bizzo5000

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> @The Legend of Vincent Tremblay:
No, that cracked me up as well.

bizzo5000

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> June Jones, throwing more smak in the face of Tim Tebow-- very classy.

The Devil's Advocate

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> @Hank Scorpio:

Hell to the yeah they did.

Naptown Drew

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> Is Sam Bradford playing the role of NBC's Chuck?

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> A distant relative of Chris Collinsworth?

[news.softpedia.com]

thefuseproject

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> @SunDevilDogg: Thank you, I was wondering why that was yellow. That game was outstanding btw

NDEddieMac

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> OK, that probably annoyed the hell out of the rest of you, but that Steeler Bar-Bengal Bar sketch just cracked me up.

Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> @SunDevilDogg: Should be Memphis. grumble grumble

chilltown

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> @naptowndrew: Well I think Butler had a little something to do with the turnovers.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> @thefuseproject:

Of course.

Naptown Drew

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> ...and welcome back to #1, North Carolina.

The Devil's Advocate

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> If you have FSN, switch to the UCLA-Texas game now.

chilltown

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> @SunDevilDogg: They had a press release earlier in the year. It signifies the 100th Championship won by the University.

JB*

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> @Bill Belichicks Videographer: The generation that was forced outside is seeking it's revenge by shackling it's pasty, pudgy offspring to the television.

thefuseproject

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> @Somewhere Hidden Within The Dark Recesses Of The Mind: What's with the golden C in the Bruin's uni?

The Devil's Advocate

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> @thefuseproject: Sorry. I just assume that any discussion of psycho-weather pertains to Pittsburgh.

Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> I recall as a child in the '70's being forced outside for hours at a time now the NFL is trying to get parents to put their kids out for 60 minutes a day. WTF happened to us?

Josh Beckett Indian Killer

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> @naptowndrew: Which would mean I don't have to got to work tomorrow, right?

thefuseproject

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> @thefuseproject:

The end of the world is near. We will all die tonight.

Naptown Drew

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> if the upper was warmer than theground then you should have sleet or freezing rain right?

Josh Beckett Indian Killer

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> @lavaughn: Heeeaaaaatth.

peytonloveskenny

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> OK, this game is in Pittsburgh, right? Why does everyone boo when Heath Miller catches the ball? What am I missing? I tried to figure out how an "oooh" sound could be made out of his name, or if "Deuce" Davenport has entered the game. Nothing.

lavaughn

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> @Slothrop: I assumed it was freezing rain/sleet, but I just took out the trash and there was nothing frozen about what was falling on me. Maybe it's a prelude to swarms of locusts or toads falling from the sky.

thefuseproject

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> @thefuseproject:

I can only guess that the upper atmosphere is warmer than the ground.

still, I'd have thought you'd be looking at that odd occurence of frozen rain.

Slothrop

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> @The Legend of Vincent Tremblay: I was referring to the weather outside my window here in the Berkshires.@Crash Davis: Nope.

thefuseproject

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> Andris Biedrins has a double double...at the end of the first quarter. It doesn't hurt that the Sonics are shooting 7 for 28.

chilltown

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> @The Legend of Vincent Tremblay: I went to school for a year in W.Pa and now that you mention it what a depressing weather cycle

Josh Beckett Indian Killer

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> @thefuseproject: Celsius?

Crash Davis

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> @thefuseproject: Must have been a typo. It's been in the upper 40s all night.

Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> @Hank Scorpio:

OSU kept turning the ball over and Butler capitalized. Great game.

Naptown Drew

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> If there area any meteorologists in the house tonight feel free to explain to me how it's 21 degrees out and raining?

thefuseproject

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> Ahhhhh! The Loverboy-singing hamburger in that Wendy's commercial is my new nightmare fuel.

The Trying Too Hard To Look Young Face

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> Bowling Green has the second to last bowl game?

Only one person can be responsible for that.

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> @thefuseproject: I didn't think of that, but that would make sense.

peytonloveskenny

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> @peytonloveskenny: It's a great choice, because N-O-B-O-D-Y can stop him from throwing interceptions.

thefuseproject

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> This Big 11-Pac 10 challenge hasn't been too bad. Texas leading the Bruins by 2.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> @Bill Belichicks Videographer: Welcome to Pittsburgh in autumn. It's the city's dirty little secret: We get as much rain as Seattle, only not as constant.

Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> I know this has been mentioned before, but couldn't the Citizen EcoDrive people have found someone more, um, unstoppable than Elisha?

peytonloveskenny

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> @Brazil Thrill:

Nibbles and I have an understanding.

Naptown Drew

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> @Brazil Thrill: I guess the hamster needed replacing.

The Devil's Advocate

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> @Discombobulatingly Devastating: I hear you. I wasn't advocating for any one team, just pointing out the importance placed in this system on losing early instead of late.

Crash Davis

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> @Bill Belichicks Videographer: doah...ark

Josh Beckett Indian Killer

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> @naptowndrew: I'm still trying to figure that game out, with 8 minutes to go it was tied. I expected a win, and double digits didn't surprise me, but they way they completely shutdown OSU was surprising.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> @notthequarterback: Oh, no doubt. I'm more worried for my liver.

buttons

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> what is with Pittsburgh and the weather of biblical proportions lately? are the Yinzers building an arc?

Josh Beckett Indian Killer

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> So what's with all this intriuge about Najeh Davenport? Michaels was tickling my balls there with his sly talk.

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> What the hell just happened with the hamster?

44 in a Row

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> @naptowndrew: tOSU: Not good.

Token_Tennis_Fan

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> @naptowndrew: How much did you have to pay for that?

Brazil Thrill

]]> <![CDATA[McCowns For Everyone!]]> OK, as I was saying...

@chilltown: Isn't it funny how that happens? A team threatens to move out of town because of a bad old arena, and something at said bad old arena catches fire? (*cough*MELLON ARENA*cough*)

Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay

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