<![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> Who are the ad geniuses that came up with this one?

(way late but someone had to say it)

Bo Pelini Temper Tantrum

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> I just peed into an electrical socket and used an eye dropper to place battery acid in my eyes. These events were funnier than this roast will be.

Juicebox

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> what Howard Stern rip off is next? is Greenberg gonna ride the sybian?

Upshaws Leash

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> The TV execs are gonna sneak an AFL game in this little event, right Bon Jovi?

Tyrone Briggs

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> ESPN Featured Comment of the Day:

Mike and Mike's Roast will be an entertaining evening with great guests, plenty of hi-jinx, and best of all, Mike and Mike! I can't wait to buy my tickets!

-Berminator1000

BelichickSpiesOnYou

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> Are the same people that give Dick Vitale all his material for Stock up and Stock down going to write Dick Vitale's jokes for the roast?

BelichickSpiesOnYou

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> @Gourmet Spud: Shaq or any current/former Celtic is not involved, so I would say no.

The Fake Gimel Martinez

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> What great dads these two are. It's nice to see that the apples don't fall too far from the tree.

Golic's son is going to play Division 1 Football, and Greenie's son just offered to blow me in the back.

MyronCopacetic

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> @JoeyPorterAle: Too friggen slow

JoeyPorterAle

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> Please tell me that Nick Bakay will be appearing as the cat on Sabrina. That HAS to be Greenie's favorite show.

Viva_Delmon

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> @Lady Andrea: He was the voice of one of the Angry Beavers

[fill in the angry beaver joke here]

JoeyPorterAle

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> Charlie Weiss is undoubtedly going to slay the audience when he gets his turn.

"Why is it that you people drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?"

StuScott Booyahs

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> "... uh, and I guess we may as well make that our Hummer Press Pass, an all-exclusive look into some part of the world of sports we're hard-pressed to come up with in time for the segment's slot."

Burnination

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> This thread: Funnier than the actual roast, free, and I don't have to spend an evening surrounded by douchebags from the 4-Letter.

Michael Bertin

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> @VTBen: It's a shame...He actually used to be one of the funniest people alive. His stuff for National Lampoon was fantastic. Truely a fall from grace.

The White Boom Boom

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> I sure hope it gets featured in SSW.

blastitbiggs

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> @VTBen: Honestly, Nick Bakay used to be one of the funniest people on the planet. He wrote articles for National Lampoon that were amazing. Such a fall from grace.

The White Boom Boom

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> I think that their upcoming appearance on Guiding Light will get a lot of play at the roast. But, really, sports guys appearing on a soap opera and getting roasted are kind of redundant, being equally humiliating.

Dieter

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> @UkraineNotWeak: Hey, hey, hey...watch it. Don't speak badly of Da Coach.

J-No

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> Somebody put a body on Suss!

Dieter

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> @StuScott Booyahs: "We'll be running humidifiers all night for your convenience."

/man, i wish alan king was here to make these jokes actuallly funny

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> @TrojanBrand: "Greenie's a Diaper Dandy - Dispy Doo Dunkeroo on that mangina."

GreatOdensRaven

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> @Tuffy: "Surprisingly, Kathy was able to find time for this event."

StuScott Booyahs

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> "We're thrilled all of you could make it to Kathy Griffin Hall here in Atlantic City this evening for our Mike and Mike celebrity roast. We'll be clearing your plates and silverware shortly for safety purposes as we hear Kathy may want to go jogging later."

/alan king memorial joke

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> "And how about Mike Golic! Gentle ribbing of him being somewhat on the portly side before turning to him and telling him what a swell guy he is and how much I respect him!

And take a look at Mike Greenberg here! Toothless joke about how he likes to decorate a lot and how he actually makes an effort to dress well, while pointing out how many gay friends I have and that I have nothing against them! I'll be here all weekend."

Yeah, I'll skip it.

StuScott Booyahs

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> IT IS A RIDICULOUS INJUSTICE THAT A RESPECTED JOURNALIST SUCH AS MYSELF IS NOT ON THIS PANEL OF ROASTERS

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Sent by my Blackberry Wireless Handheld


Jews For Purple Jesus

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> @Dany Heatley Speedwagon: I have $1000 that says that one will be used at least once.

Da_Mang

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> "One's fat, one's queer. Where's my check?"

shea_guevara

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> "Bill Belichick couldn't be here tonight but I've been told he is taping this."

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> "John Skipper was unable to make it tonight, sadly. I know. But it's his turn to feed the ducks."

Matt Sussman

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> @Decided Schematic Advantage:

Him or Mike Ditka.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> Don Rickles spits on this roast.

UpstateUnderdog

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> @Big Daddy Drew: Fortunately, the cast of Laguna Beach will be in attendance.

StuScott Booyahs

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> @Decided Schematic Advantage: "Beano Cook is here tonight... I guess Abe Vigoda finally kicked it."

/vilanch'd

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> "Mike Golic, everyone! He's got a face made for radio, and shrunken balls from years of steroid abuse. Give it up for him, he's alright."

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> Can I just assume that Abe Vigoda will be seated on the dais so the roasters can make jokes about how he's still not dead yet?

El Knob Grande

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> @JohnCocktosten: +1

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> "Ed Werder couldn't be here tonight. Thursdays are Jerry Jones sponge bath nights."

Matt Sussman

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> Dean Martin is rolling in his grave right now.

Dan-tastic

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> @Dany Heatley Speedwagon: Beat me to it... " Don't you have to be a Celeb to have a Celeb Roast? or at least funny?"

Ihateyourteam

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> "We just want to prove that any show we put on will make money, unless it involves SAS"

CubsDynasty

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> @Upstate Underdog: 14 seconds into the roast: "Tonight could be the night...."

A Pimp Named DaveR

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> "Is Dane Cook here tonight? No one invited him? I had ten minutes of material on him! I even call him poopyhead! You people are corrupting my art! The only reason I stayed was for the money! Where's my fucking coffee?!"

-Simmons

Drew Magary

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> Hopefully Gilbert Gottfried can show up and the tell the Arisocrats joke so that the Gay One and the Fat One are so horrified they never show their faces in public again.

parker91

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> You're all wrong - Nick Bakay was Elaine's boyfriend on the episode when Jerry's car got demon BO from a valet.

Barry Lutz

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> "We apologize for the last commercial break being twice as long, but Joe Gibbs insisted."

Matt Sussman

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> January 12th on E:60 -- a touching video feature on Gregg Easterbrook's "attendance" at the roast wearing rags and a tinfoil hat, wandering the streets outside the casino begging for someone to investigate the Patriots and Belicheat for running up the score, or to stop him before he blitzes again....

A Pimp Named DaveR

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> "John Maine is here tonight. Ironically, he's sitting in Marv Albert's seat."

Sh!tShow

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> Sign me up if Kornheiser is added to the list of roasters.

UpstateUnderdog

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> @MyronCopacetic:
Did Vitale do it through his glass eye?


ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> @Big Daddy Drew: Hey, I'm jealous you found out about it.

Juancho

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> Here's hoping that Charlie Weis shows up in black face to impersonate Ty Willingham.

/Ted Danson

JohnCocktosten

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> Too bad tWWL banned Jimmy Kimmel or else we could hear things like "Mike and Mike are responsible for more homeless black kids than Hurricane Katrina."

Jews For Purple Jesus

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> "I thought I saw a group of fans clamoring to get in here to see these two tonight... then I realized it was just Jason Whitlock trying to sneak past security."

Sh!tShow

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> "Chris Berman Mel Kiper, Jr. are here tonight. Nice to see them here. I feel bad for those who have to sit next to them tonight, as they'll hear the punch lines to the jokes 10 seconds before they're told."

Matt Sussman

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> I did blow with Vitale and Kinison at the Comedy Store in '85.

MyronCopacetic

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> On the dinner menu: Cheese, chicken, and a sampler portion of steroids.

A Pimp Named DaveR

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> "We would've liked Chad Pennington to attend tonight but Greenie's restraining order prevents that from happening"

UkraineNotWeak

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> That lineup is lamer than the 08 Marlins.

crazyjoedavola

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> @Big Daddy Drew: +1 - Just snarfed on my keyboard.

Mr. Marinovich

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> @Herbies_Wingman: as Bobcat Goldthwait weeps.

Juancho

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> Special musical guest: Gin Blossoms!

Drew Magary

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> "Tony Kornheiser is here toni--- wait, never mind, that's Dan LeBatard. Let's see what else is on."

Matt Sussman

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> Fine, fine...

"We're glad Colin Cowherd could make it tonight. If you would like a transcript of tonight's roast, be sure to catch his show tomorrow afternoon on ESPN 1050."

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> @The Fan's Attic: It's a Nickelodeon cartoon, pretty funny actually. Holly Mangold does not appear.

apostles03

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> "Mike Hall is here tonight, which means all the cars have been officially valet parked."

Matt Sussman

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> Hopefully it'll be like when they roasted Pam Anderson and her sidekick, boobs. I'm just not sure if Golic is more Pam and Greeney is more boobs, or the other way around...

StevePerryPsychOut

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> Charlie Weis hopes his roast will give the Mikes a nice, hickory-smoked flavor.

StuScott Booyahs

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> ESPN's movies were unintentionally funnier than this roast is going to be.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> @Ronald Mexico Sr.: If I were banging Nikki Cox, I would be busy alot too

Herbies_Wingman

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> Should we expect the comedy stylings of Dustin Diamond?

apostles03

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> @apostles03: The fuck is The Angry Beavers? Is it a show on the Spice Channel for Sado-Masochists?

The Fan’s Attic

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> @Phony Gwynn: there's a reason he's the current Roastmaster General. I'm not sure if he does much else.

@Dany Heatley Speedwagon: why should he be different than anyone else at this trainwreck waiting to happen?

Signal to Noise

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> So will their be any actual celebrities at this roast?

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> "Sean Salisbury is here tonight. Hey Sean, I built a robot out of an iPhone and some Legos. Do you think it can beat Vlad the Impaler?"

Matt Sussman

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> Frank Caliendo? I thought roasts were supposed to be funny.

HazelMaesLandingStrip

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> Nick Bakay? Jay Mohr actually busy that one night, or what?

The Other Otto

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> "Tim Kurkjian is here tonight. Hey Tim, Billy Beane called, he said he traded a minor leaguer to the Mariners for cash considerations. Don't have an orgasm."

Matt Sussman

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> @crazyjoedavola:

I hear Linda Cohn does a standup that puts Lisa Lampanelli to shame.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> Charlie Weis thought people were actually being roasted. He wanted the thigh, neck, and leg.

jwaves2007

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> I hope Frank Caliendo does his in an impression format, that'd be hilarious.

The Harriet Tubman Underground Railroad Disaster

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> @crazyjoedavola: why, not enough black guys to fuck?

Herbies_Wingman

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> I was really hoping the headline of this post was meant literally, by the way.

Drew Magary

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> I heard the role of Courtney Love will be played by The Faulous Sports Babe

Herbies_Wingman

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> Lisa Lampanelli wouldnt be caught dead there.

crazyjoedavola

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> I hope this doesn't conflict with their busy arena football schedule.....

A Pimp Named DaveR

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> Who's more annoying, Mike or Mike? Advantage...push.
/Bakay


Helmet Touch

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> No Mo'Nique?

Drew Magary

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> @LesMilesIsAMouthyDouche: You haven't seen Frank's show, have you?

brougham

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> FINALLY! The longstanding public outcry for a celebrity roast of these men is on!

Silky John-STON!

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> @LesMilesIsAMouthyDouche: The Chevy Chase roast disproved that.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> What the fuck else is Jeffrey Ross doing that day?

SteveJeltzFan

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> Damn, the talent list alone would cure insomnia. Sadly, it will also cause brain aids in dead people. I'll be watching paint dry (aka surfing for porn on the ebays).

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> @Lady Andrea: He's Norb on The Angry Beavers!

apostles03

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> Can this possibly be so unfunny that it ends up being funny?

LesMilesIsAMouthyDouche

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> Is Simmons performing, or just doing a running diary?

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> "Celebrity Roast?! I thought I heard Pot Roast. Damnit!"

-Golic

Dewey Decimal System

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> What can you possibly roast these guys about besides "one's fat, one's gay"?

Also, Nick Bakay still has a career?

VTBen

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> @Lady Andrea: The old "Tale of the Tape" guy on tWWL, also the voice of that terrible robotic cat on the teenage witch show.

Where do your allegiances lie, Andie? Will you go for guy reference A, or girl reference B?

Phony Gwynn

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> Vivisection? I thought they were both neutered by ESPN already.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> Is Dennis Miller busy taping his own show that night?

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> Someone please bury that lineup under a comedy pyramid.

Was Shecky Greene not available?

McCroskey

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> What's the over/under on a wacky parody song set to music from the 80s?

Gareth Keenan Investigates!

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> Too bad I have more important things to do…like re-arranging my sock drawer.

DumpsterDining

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> Charlie Weis would like you to know that fat jokes are not funny.

suedevsleather

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> @Lady Andrea: The fuck's Nick Bakay?

fixed

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> @Herbies_Wingman:

Seriously. Were they booked? You could atleast invite the guy who's whole career is based on roasting people.

IsoldmysoultoMilhouseVanhouten

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> @Signal to Noise: Jeffrey Ross's bit is still one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

Phony Gwynn

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> Unfunniest. Roast. Ever.

The Fan’s Attic

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> Vitale: "Greenie is a huge homo baby!"

TrojanBrand

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> @Signal to Noise: I'm pretty sure Weis is just going for the free food.

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> Frank Caliendo? Finally, he's getting some publicity.

MeSoHornsby

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> Who the hell is Nick Bakay?

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> I predict fat jokes and gay jokes.

Jews For Purple Jesus

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> That's going to be the most roast ever.

IsoldmysoultoMilhouseVanhouten

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> @Mr. Marinovich:

@Slothrop:

Figured I'd have to be quick with that one.

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> It is not a roast until Greg Geraldo and Jeff Ross are there

Herbies_Wingman

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> No Sinbad?

MrShiz

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> @Slothrop: Bastard.

Mr. Marinovich

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> I wouldn't fuck Mike's pussy with Mike's tiny dick.

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> I thought they'd bring in Mario Cantone for Greenie,

UkraineNotWeak

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> Frank Caliendo wouldn't fuck Golic with Greenberg's dick. Or Bea Arthur's.

/this roast sucks

Mr. Marinovich

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> I wouldn't fuck Mike with Mike's vagina.

Slothrop

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> Pole Golic is roasted on: telephone
Pole Greenberg is roasted on: penis

Phony Gwynn

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> It's turducken Mike! Boom.

suedevsleather

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> Charlie Weis is just there for everyone else to make fun of when they're at the podium, like Courtney Love was when Pamela Anderson got roasted.

Signal to Noise

]]> <![CDATA[The Upcoming Vivisection Of Mike And Mike, Truly]]> They are actually CHARGING people to attend?

ASox

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