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]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> cjj would probably be matched with Bess Marvin on eHarmony. God, I hope they don't breed.

Johnny LaRue

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> Great time to be talking about killing people at a mall, Drew.

DumpDolan

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> @tuckpendleton: Oh no -- not sex, drugs and property damage!

mamacita

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> @BigRicks: Nahh dude, Battles are the new hipster band out of New York. Not that there's anything wrong with Grizzly Bear; they're just too "mainstream" for the smugness of hipsters now.

DougOLis

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> @Gourmet Spud: The b-side of GN'R Lies is the greatest quartet of songs in the Rock Era (if not beyond that measure). "Used to love her" is stunning, "Patience" is mesmerizing, "One in a million" absolutely Axl's raison d' etre. But, that's not that he's a hater of a singular concept/group/idea, but that he's a singular hater. No one escapes his eye/ire. Police, n*ggers; immigrants, f*ggots; radicals, racists -- he rips them all.

Axl is Steppenwolf. (The book, not the band.)

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> @Paper Cut: Did Phil Collins refer to Steven Furst as an ex Babylon-5er and not Flounder. Damn do I feel old.

Crap. He was flounder wasn't he. I'm 23, I just forgot because I was blinded by my love of B5.

PhilCollins

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> @drewheyman:

Dude. I love the streets.

but yes; i'm white.

PhilCollins

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> God-DAMMIT, BDD, am I supposed to eat wasabi peas for the gametime snack this week or not? I'm so confused.

Silky John-STON!

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> @tuckpendleton: That's about 40 kinds of awesome.

At my favorite bar back in college, the jukebox had all kinds of good indie rock/hip-hop, and for some reason, one Phish album. Every weekend some douche would come in and put in a 20 minute Phish jam, and every weekend, the bartender/manager would unplug the machine 4 minutes in costing him the rest of his money and everyone else in the bar who'd put money in already, theirs. Finally, it got to be routine enough that the guy would walk in and a bunch of people would shout him out and block him from getting near the jukebox.

Larry Bird Flu

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> Sean Young called. Said she highly recommends Puffs with Vicks menthol. Makes it feel like a candy cane.

sidesalad

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> @ Larry Bird Flu: on a spring break trip, a bunch of us, thoroughly hammered, convinced a couple of the dancers at the hole-in-the-wall strip club we were haunting, to dance to "Estranged." We thought it was the greatest idea. I'm pretty sure it depressed everyone for weeks, and may have convinced some of the dances to stop stripping.

So that's nice.

tuckpendleton

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> @Im a people person. Who drinks.:

Maybe? I'm somewhat colored by the family take on the matter. I was just a wee youngin and as impressionable as someone in a Mao indoctrination center.

And_You_Shall_Know_Me_By_The_Trail_of_Cheez-Its

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> @Clare:

Hahahah, well it was the night of the Super Bowl. We were coming off Mt. Wash going to South Side and everything was ice. It's pretty hazy on my part to be honest. All I remember is the Chinese fire drill of getting out of the car and three of us slipping and cracking our heads rushing to run back in.

Suffice to say, I'm going to need your insurance information.

(Or not. The Pittsburgh Parking Authority took that car years ago.)

And_You_Shall_Know_Me_By_The_Trail_of_Cheez-Its

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> @TheNorvFace:
Not if you're Will Leitch.

LitiGrrl30

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> "It's So Easy" was the one that hooked me too, the pure vacantness of the lust just for the sake of doing SOMETHING in it is perfect. Though I agree that "Rocket Queen" was the strongest musically, and I loved "My Michelle" for sentimental reasons, the REAL "You're Crazy" wasn't half bad either (not the slowed-down Lies garbage). After Live Like a Suicide and Appetite it all goes down hill (though I have to admit that I like Axl's penchant for recording languid compositional masturbation--i.e. "Estranged" and "November Rain").

My dick has always vehemently rejected all forms of the Geena.

That One Guy

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> @cjj: Hey man, somebody shortened your name. I believe it's "CockJonesingJagoff."

Phony Gwynn

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> @Lady Andrea: Eh, you're not missing much. He's too wee; A stern look could crush his ribcage.

Clare

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> @And_You_Shall_Know_Me_By_The_Trail_Of_Cheez-its: Wasn't Corey Holiday the receiver who was involved in the whole bad pass/bad route heart breaker?

Im a people person. Who drinks.

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> @Upstate Underdog: OE toll free

HIV 2 Elway

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> @And_You_Shall_Know_Me_By_The_Trail_Of_Cheez-its: OH MY GOD.

Dude, you might be talking about me, because I may or may not have done that on the way home from a North Side bar one night.

Clare

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> @drewheyman: Also true, but you still have to skip to the 2nd CD at some point. I'm still stuck in 1992 or whenever it came out, putting single CDs into my shitty Sears boom box.

Larry Bird Flu

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> @Chief Wahoo: Yes, that's definitely a top 3 choice. Totally agree.

Larry Bird Flu

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> Laser>>>>>>>>all other malt liquor.

Im Hafner the man I used to be back when I was using PEDs

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> @cjj: Hey, his hands are tied by the formula.

Boy Howdy

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> @Larry Bird Flu:
unnecessary. the illusions came out in the CD era, and it's easy to skip bad songs on CDs. if it had come out in the tape or record era, then i'd agree. otherwise, jam 80 minutes of music onto the thing, and let me skip the stuff i dislike.

drewheyman

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> @cjj:

I read your post in the voice of John Ritter from "Bad Santa".

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> @Chief Wahoo: Seconded. The author doesn't show much love of the South for a lardass.

mamacita

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> (singing)"Romo if you want to . . . Romo around the world . . . take it hip to hip rockin' through the world . . ."

I hear Eli Manning has Roam on his iPod pregame playlist.

JAMMQ

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> @Upstate Underdog: True Dat!

TheGeneral

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> I miss Crazy Horse. It combined my two favorite hobbies: drinking and cultural genocide.

MyronCopacetic

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> If you turn Geena Davis down, you might get an arrow through the throat.

I's be all for Suss's third option, but I know it'll all end in tears when they dig the flag out of the giant nose and throw it into the stands in celebration.

Boy Howdy

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> Clearly not as great as the Malts listed above, but a "Tip 'O the Hat" to Colt 45 for packaging their swill in the truly unique and namesake 45 oz. bottles. C'mon- it's FIVE more ounces!

AND: 'It's So Easy' may be one of the funnest songs to play air drums to. Just don't do it on the dashboard of your Dad's car with two pop-up umbrellas. Windshields ain't cheap!

G.G.

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> I'm pretty sure Emeril is from Fall River, MA, or somewhere in RI. He ain't from Louisiana.

Rusty Cajun Ron

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> 1. I agree about OT in the NFL. It fucking blows.
2. Yes, Geena Davis is hot. Dirt in the skirt indeed.
3. Where was my shirtless Milo picture?

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> @Rob Iracane: How did you let cjj in?

CubsDynasty

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> @Larry Bird Flu: Bzzzzt. Wrong answer. The correct one is "The Clash".

Chief Wahoo

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> @Larry Bird Flu:

I guess I'll be getting Social Security when "Chinese Democracy" comes out.....

Who am I kidding.... SS will be gone by then.

Lunatic Fringe

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> Did Phil Collins refer to Steven Furst as an ex Babylon-5er and not Flounder. Damn do I feel old.

Paper Cut

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> @Lunatic Fringe: Wait, 9 minute epics with Elton John piano refrains not your thing?

If they'd edited Illusions I and II into one album, it would have been great. I'd even allow "Estranged" to close the album, if Axl demanded it.

Larry Bird Flu

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> Thank you for another fine installment of the Jamboroo. Maroney screwed my fantasy team two weeks ago, and I'm a Dolphins fan. So this one was especially fucking wonderful.

BDoc

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> @Big Daddy Drew:
Maybe you could do an "Explainer" column on how to avoid the t.p. sticky dick....

Botswana Meat Commission FC

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> @Larry Bird Flu:

Then Axyl fucked it all up

Lunatic Fringe

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> Camo High Gravity Lager Silver Ice?

fuck and yes

Dieter

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> Geena Davis was hot when she was in assassin mode in The Long Kiss Goodnight.

I stand behind this statement: Appetite is either the best or 2nd greatest debut album ever. If you look at many the revered bands throughout time, it's usually the 2nd or 3rd album (Radiohead, Beatles, Beastie Boys, etc.) that they hit their stride. GnR was fit from birth.

Larry Bird Flu

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> I think black people got mad at white people for creating The Streets, so in retaliation, they created TV on the Radio.

drewheyman

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> King Cobra, St. Ides, Mickey's... these are all jive ass beers.

Olde English 800 is the only malt liquor for that smoove mother fucker in your life.

Botswana Meat Commission FC

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> @cjj: Oh, I'm sorry. Next time I'll write it like a Slate article. Just for you.

Drew Magary

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> Is no one assigned to the new kid?

The Great Barstoolio

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> @cjj:

Clearly, you're not at all familiar with BDD's writing.

...or anything on this site at all?

And_You_Shall_Know_Me_By_The_Trail_of_Cheez-Its

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> College O.T. even has a sweet nickname = Texas Shoot-out

UpstateUnderdog

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> @TheStarterWife:

Hahah, I know it doesn't help, but from the man himself, one slipped and the other Thigpen ran the wrong route.

Also, I would make the argument that it still would've been preferable to keep him around to Kordell.

And_You_Shall_Know_Me_By_The_Trail_of_Cheez-Its

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> We already have Terry Bradshaw, Frank Caliendo, and about a zillion local loudmouths who think football analysis just gets in the way of whatever schtick they're promoting. Do we really need to add to this steaming pile?

Big Daddy Drew's laughable suggestion about adopting NCAA overtime--a strategy which basically turns football into a bloated pinball game--rests first on the suggestion that sudden-death overtime isn't exciting enough. And as for the obvious objections he raises, does he deal with one of them in a way that couldn't be summarized with his two favorite words: "Fuck that!".

Then again, I may be missing the irony here. But as any fourth-grader would say "Fuck that! It's fuckity fuck nuts fuck!"

cjj

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> Just read the first two paragraphs:

[www.rollingstone.com]

tuckpendleton

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> 1. Mickey's 40 oz.; the green menacing wasp on the label should've warned us, but most of us were too underage to care.

2. Brooke Richards is still among my top five hottest Playmates of all time (with Heather Kozar, Julie Lynn Cialini, Anna Nicole Smith and Dorothy Stratton), and not just because she displayed labia, which at the time was a fairly subversive move in Playboy pictorials.

3. Kate Pierson is FIFTY-NINE?!? The fuck?

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> I wanted to hate your idea but I'll be darned if you didn't convince me.

Rob Iracane

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> Wow, Big Daddy Drew must suck at fantasy football if bitching about getting ass-raped is what he finds most enjoyable about it.

Dieter

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> That is some hot cowbell from GNR.

LosOsosdeChicago

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> Am I the only one afraid of where that "makes me feel like going to the mall" sentence was going after yesterday's events?

JohnCocktosten

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> @And_You_Shall_Know_Me_By_The_Trail_Of_Cheez-its: Neil O'Donnell doesn't count! He fucking pulled our gizzards out and stomped on them in that Super Bowl! We didn't know such pain existed outside of the 1992 Pirates! That game was more painful than the Kordell post-seasons!

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> @TheStarterWife: Anthony Smith is our new Mr. Jinx. I'll drink any 40 oz you care to name to that crazy bastard; best of luck, everybody.

ClownForPound

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> fuk those wasabi peas....nasty stuff

Babcocksure

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> Perhaps I should read all of the Jambaroo before commenting.

Old No.7

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> I kinda dug the platinum blonde Geena from Long Kiss Goodnight.

Cool Colt > King Cobra. How could you not love Colt .45 infused with minty goodness? (This is a trick question.)

The last minutes of Rocket Queen are fucking amazing. Some music critic, somewhere (I am far too lazy to look it up) called it the best four minutes of music of its decade.

tuckpendleton

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> @Cassifras: Amen.

"Nobody does it bigger."
-Wilt

Jankie

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> "Turn around bitch, I got a use for you...
Besides, you've got nothing better to do...
And I'm bored."

Old No.7

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> @sir_pantsalot: Measurements are relative to how sober you are.
/un-tarded

sir_pantsalot

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> @Christmas Ape: That's kind of what I'm thinking. I'm still hoping a team like the Texans can knock off the Pats somehow; they don't have any fans to gloat about it.

Magnakai Haaskivi

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> @The Great Barstoolio: So when the last few women's links have died - which seems to be a pattern in the Jamboroo - the comments have had to do with Suss masturbating? Or is that just code for HTML high jinks?

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> True story re: King Cobra:
When my family was moving my infirm great-grandfather out of his house, while cleaning the fridge my cousin and I found a half-drunk bottle of King Cobra in the door.

All I'm sayin is, my great grandpa lived to be 90.

quick

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> @Lunatic Fringe: @Upstate Underdog: Not after 64 oz. of malt liquor. It is a measurements are relative to how sober you are.

sir_pantsalot

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> "Wine is fine, but whiskey's quicker"
O. Osbourne

Lunatic Fringe

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> Haffenreffer Private Stock Extra blew my goddamn mind.

MENDOZA!!!!!

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> @Sarcastro:

Don't think it can't happen. As someone who knew Neil O'Donnell as a kid, the love of a Steeler fan is a fickle beast indeed.

And_You_Shall_Know_Me_By_The_Trail_of_Cheez-Its

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> Oh, and favored post-wank cleaning device: Baby wipes. They get rid of the mess and leave a pleasant scent.

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> @bigboneded: 64 oz. = 1/2 gallon.

UpstateUnderdog

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> @bigboneded:

I think 64oz. is a HALF gallon

Lunatic Fringe

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> My NFL overtime solution: First team to 6 points in the extra period wins, or the team ahead at the end of the OT.

TD means sudden death. Two scoring drives for FGs win. Single FG gives the other team the chance to beat it with a TD. Easy peasy.

Nationalcoholic

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> @LeNoceur: "Rock Lobster" is possibly the most fun karaoke song ever. Scorpion Bowls + gay accent + falsetto = GOLD.

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> @TheNorvFace:

Well the same could be said about a lot of what's on MTV "grown" people singing about high school problems because they never got real jobs or became real people. (And by on MTV, I mean the music they play in the background of whatever show is on that makes me want to kill myself and everyone involved.)

And_You_Shall_Know_Me_By_The_Trail_of_Cheez-Its

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> @bigboneded: The 64oz OE was the shit. By the time you were 3/4 of the way through the bottle, you were too drunk to care that the remaining contents was just warm backwash.

Da_Mang

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> "I would really love to see college overtime in the NFL." -- gatordmb89

Big Jim Slade

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> suicide suggestion: alcohol poisoning from wine enemas

MattMillenFanClub

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> @Upstate Underdog: Every time Suss discusses self-pleasure, a perfectly good link dies.

The Great Barstoolio

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> Also, Slash has remained one of the very few childhood icons of mine that has not been subsequently revealed as a total douche.

Eddie Vedder, Roberto Alomar and The Ultimate Warrior can all go fuck themselves.

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> @Christmas Ape: I'm going to shoot holes in my neighbor's Pat the Patriot flag. Then I'm going to burn down his house, which will suck for me long-term as the two houses are connected.

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> @Big Daddy Drew: You don't care if an asteroid destroys Louisiana? I don't care much for the rest of the state but New Orleans is one of the greatest places on earth.

Chief Wahoo

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> Emo music seems to be music that should only be played by those under 20 years old. I mean, isn't it a little silly to whine about your parents not listening to you or a girl dumping you when you're 35 years old?

The Vigilante Face

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> "Back then, girls wouldn't give me the time of day."

Some things will never change.

KipBoomGoesTheDynamite

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> @bigboneded: What?

l-i-q-u-o-r.

bigboneded

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> Agree with you on that Charmin bit.

DM

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> @HugsFromHarold: I started with Mickey's Big Mouths in High School, but when Crazy Horse came out, I was a fast convert. That shit will FUCK YOU UP!!

My mind was blown when I moved from NorCal to Seattle and saw my first OE800 64 oz.er. That's what you NEED is a gallon of malt liquour.

bigboneded

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> any of the guys having trouble with the HMK for men ?

UpstateUnderdog

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> @And_You_Shall_Know_Me_By_The_Trail_Of_Cheez-its: The Cowher/Tomlin thing would be cool regardless.

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> tidal wave of douchebaggery

annnd, there's my entry name for the Deadspin college bowl challenge.

thetaxman

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> Kenoy Kennedy (frozen in carbonite)

So is it Purple Jesus, or Purple Jaba?

Phony Gwynn

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> @Christmas Ape:

One can only hope its not as icy as the night of the Super Bowl when my buddy's drunken gf, driving my car, skidded into another car on a bridge to South Side, only to get waived off by the person they hit because they were 10x drunker than her.

And_You_Shall_Know_Me_By_The_Trail_of_Cheez-Its

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> Shit. Here's a link to the HMK for girls that works.

[buzznet-32.vo.llnwd.net]

Drew Magary

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> I'm more scared by the fact that you mentions ex-Babylon 5 star Stephen Furst.

And yes, i'm a proud recovering Cobraholic. 3 years and counting. Hopefully someday i'll remember what I did during those years.

PhilCollins

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> @StupidAngelos: Sorry about that.

HazelMaesLandingStrip

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> i love that hidden song at the end of rocket queen. man, now THAT is the most underrated power ballad of all time, no? it didn't even have a name!

Yes it did. It was called "The last few minutes of Rocket Queen".

Drew Magary

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> THE HALFTIME FUN FOR LADIES LINK IS NOT WORKING.

Oh. FedEx is here. I'm okay now.

The Great Barstoolio

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> I always thought Slash sang "I'ts So Easy" too.

Oh...and go with the Towel, Shirt, Sock trio.

bigboneded

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> @public enemy #1:

If you had told me when I was thirteen that one day I would be able to play as Slash in a video game without actually learning how to play guitar, I would have bet you five Vaurnet t-shirts that you were crazy.

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> associate Maj
associate is code for gay buddy, right?

CubsDynasty

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> @Signal to Noise: Yes, but a Mickey's Big Mouth is pure gold.

@Christmas Ape: Glad you used an "if", Mr. Jinx. Here's hoping.

An old person in my family (well, MrStarter's family) has the nerve to turn 90 this weekend, which is seriously fucking putting a crimp in my game watching plans. We already blew off a family member's wedding this to attend a game earlier this season, how much more can the in-laws hate me for leaving the party early on Sunday?

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> Ah, King Cobra. When I ran track in high school, I'd have to dodge the broken bottles of it that littered the surface every Monday.

StupidAngelos

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> @Dany Heatley Speedwagon: Tank Girl happened to Lori Petty

UpstateUnderdog

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> Maroney is the Kool-Aid man, or so his bling would tell us.

[deadspin.com]

The Fan’s Attic

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> @public enemy #1: i love that hidden song at the end of rocket queen. man, now THAT is the most underrated power ballad of all time, no? it didn't even have a name!

Cockeye Jones

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> the college overtime gimmick is ###

Dieter

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> Hey, the Buzzsaw makes overtime interesting...missed FGs, fumbles, and whatnot. How about a rule in the NFL that, if you go to OT, your QB is Kurt Warner and your kicker is Neil Rackers?

ClueHeywood

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> On the other hand, if the Patriots go undefeated, we'll no longer be subjected to oh-so-funky-fresh Mercury Morris rapping on Sportscenter. Or Mercury Morris in general. For that reason alone, go Pats.

She Blinded Me With Violence

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> Re: Seahawks-Cardinals

If my only other option is the Buzzsaw, I'd rather have the Seahawks than a book deal.

Captain Caveman

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> @ Suss--: +3, one for each option.

MisterC

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> @Red Sox Monster: People in PG County don't need gyms; they get their exercise simply dodging bullets on the street.
/Not going to be welcomed by the chamber of commerce

Send It In, Jerome!

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> @Hustler of Culture: HOC, do you know how to turn a chainsaw on?

Rub its thighs!

MattMillenFanClub

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> @Upstate Underdog:Bitches, the best malt liquor is Crazy Horse!

HugsFromHarold

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> The Big Clock > No Way Out

Nacho Friendly

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> No Schlitz Malt Liquor?!? Y'all ain't keepin' it real! Y'all ain't representin'!

Jefferson Short Bus

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> Speaking of Geena Davis she was in "A League of their Own" with Lori Petty who was in "Point Break". Me-ow! What ever happened to Lori Petty.

Oh sorry what were we talking about?

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> Geena Davis in The Fly, before it got all yucky.

crazyjoedavola

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> @Gourmet Spud: I always love the drum intro for "Rocket Queen". That whole album kicks ass.

Dead Wrestlers Society

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> Would the chainsaw be on?

Hustler of Culture

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> Steel Reserve > King Cobra

UTFLW

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> Who want's Bloody Stoolade? OH YEAH!

sir_pantsalot

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> @Signal to Noise: O.E. 800 is a close second for me.

UpstateUnderdog

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> I got a similar "It's So Easy" feeling when listening to "One in a Million". I would only listen to it when I was sure my parents were nowhere near my room.

"Immigrants and faggots/they make no sense to me". Blew my adolescent mind.

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> Two thoughts:

First, they sure as hell don't play Christmas music in my beautiful Prince George's County gym. So, there's that.

Second, I have been waiting for WEEKS hoping to see the merits of the "KC Smoothie" debated in this here space.

In college, I used to get two of them on a Friday night for three bucks and have a blast. It was economical. And insane. But mostly, economical.

Red Sox Monster

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> None of you asswipes (author included) talking about Dolphins fans have spent any extended length of time in South Florida.

I once saw a kid who couldn't have been born earlier than 1987 wearing a Dolphins #72 jersey with "Undefeated" on the name plate. Dolphins fans are extreeeemely obnoxious.

Camp Tiger Claw

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> @LeNoceur: Yeah, I was sticking with the Cosmic Thing album. Rock Lobster totally rocks.

Dead Wrestlers Society

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> @Upstate Underdog: Old English > St. Ides.

Although really, a 40 is a 40. So long as it isn't Mickey's.

Signal to Noise

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> It's like the Irate Gamer, but for sports!

blastitbiggs

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> Remember "Candy?" You know damn well Iggy Pop hit that shit.
Iggy hit a lot of shit a lot of different ways.

Chicago Jones

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> Methinks Drew underestimates how obnoxious we Steelers fans will be if Pittsburgh wins Sunday.

Christmas Ape

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> Isn't shoving things up your ass already part of the emo culture? After they do it they can whine and bitch about how they cant feel pain and everything in the world is gray.

HazelMaesLandingStrip

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> Stephen Furst and Buddy Ryan reference in same sentance
[head explodes]

MENDOZA!!!!!

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> @UkraineNotWeak: And I'll take leaky nipples Geena in Angie.

Baudolino

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> Drew, TV on the Radio is so 2006, pick up the Grizzly Bear EP if you want Brooklyn hipster music in 2007. C'mon now.

I once murdered a homeless person after a King Cobra fueled game of Edward Fortyhands. I then cooked myself Steak Ums and Pierogies and woke up 3 days later.

BigRicks

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> @public enemy #1: Rock Lobster > Channel Z > Roam

LeNoceur

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> Preach on Brother Daddy. Bruschi, Vrabel and HGHarrison are going to be 1000000x worse than Mercury Morris. Not to mention Sully and Billy and Douchefucknozzle. Have we ever heard from Morris before this year, even though it's not the first time a team has gone deep into the season? It's like ESPN is putting him on TV to create news or something... oh.

twoeightnine

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> "I had to spend a solid five minutes trying to get the residual pilled Charmin off my cock"

Listen closely, Drew. I'm going to give you two words, and two words alone. I want you to take them to heart, and never speak of this again:

Lint. Brush.

Matt Sussman

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> "Appetite for Destruction"--I have the best picture of me from Christmas when I am 10, and I have just unwrapped "Appetite" on vinyl from my parents (or maybe Santa). You can see the parental warning sticker on the front of album in the photo. Boy, mom and dad had no idea what they had bought for me (and really, it wasn't until MANY years later that I had a clue who "Mr. Brownstone" was--thought he was Axl's neighbor).

LitiGrrl30

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> ....and about college overtime, I think they'd still play a 48-3 Cowboys over 49ers game on Fox while another game was in triple overtime because the NFL hates us all and desperately wants us not to enjoy their product.

And_You_Shall_Know_Me_By_The_Trail_of_Cheez-Its

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> St. Ides = best malt liquor ever. S, T, crooked I

UpstateUnderdog

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> I used to always equate Geena Davis with Nancy Travis. I either found them to be really hot, or I was completely indifferent. Not two-faces, but something like that.

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> Jambaroo version of FAQ = FACK!!

MENDOZA!!!!!

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> Needs more dick joke.

Triple B

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> "Charmin's a very delicate tissue, so little bits of it stuck to my cock"

that is why I always use a towel, a t-shirt, or dirty sock.

UpstateUnderdog

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> Is that chainsaw you're shoving up my ass dishwasher safe? cuz, y'know we gotta clean it somehow

MattMillenFanClub

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> I got Construda very early in my fantasy draft. What a disappointment.

My friends and I have wanted the NFL to adopt college overtime for years. I don't care who's playing but if a college game goes into OT I will watch.

VTBen

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> Coqui 900 < King Cobra

Jefferson Short Bus

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> SEC football > NFL football

(ducks lightning bolts)

If the Pats go 19-0, Tedy Bruschi will be the co-host for American Gladiators 2017.

Roam is a great song. I think I like Channel Z a bit better.

Dead Wrestlers Society

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> The Baltimore players would like to know what phantom entity called that timeout, seeing as they don't have a coaching staff.

Also, as a Pittsburgh resident, I have to say one good bonus about the Patriots this year is the providing of a whole nother team to hate with a fiery vengeance. The venom directed towards the Pats in this city has been nothing short of a revelation. I think they'd sacrifice Bill Cowher to Mike Tomlin in a heartbeat in some dark ritual if it meant a W in Foxboro.

And_You_Shall_Know_Me_By_The_Trail_of_Cheez-Its

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> I'll take Earth Girls Are Easy Geena Davis.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> We did get to see Sean Young's tits in No Way Out. But then again, we learned she had a dick in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective.

We need some sort of tie-breaker.

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> Wait, isn't the NFL already regular football on steroids?

Yinka Double Dare

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> After speaking to the referee, Joe Gibbs then stole his gun and broke into a darkened department store to find shoes.

ArmansCopyOfSwank

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> I fully endorse King Cobra Premium Malt Liquor

Jack Cobra

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> Ah, King Cobra...the memories, or lack thereof, from college. $2 for drunken bliss.

Signal to Noise

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> • Eliminate the field goal option in overtime

OR

• If you miss an overtime field goal, you lose

OR

• Double Dare Physical Challenge

Matt Sussman

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> Don't you just hate when it sticks to you like that?

/NotthatIwouldknow

Send It In, Jerome!

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> I wish I could quit you Tuna.

/Strahan

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

]]> <![CDATA[Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F--k Yeah!]]> Brett Myers hates retard states

WFNYScott

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