<![CDATA[Tebow Wins Heisman, Loves Jesus - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Tebow Wins Heisman, Loves Jesus - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Tebow Wins Heisman, Loves Jesus]]> Those three women don't know who they're dealing with...

"Nobody's gonna take him away, especially
not some godless Jezebel(s) like you."

/Bobby's mama


bearcats_are_people_too

]]> <![CDATA[Tebow Wins Heisman, Loves Jesus]]> This is a Tebow post.

Where is the shot of the woman with the enormous breasts?

Damn weekenders. Don't they know how this works?

cromartie

]]> <![CDATA[Tebow Wins Heisman, Loves Jesus]]> @williamzabka: Wishing someone's mother had an abortion...a new peak for Deadspin!

Christ Sabo

]]> <![CDATA[Tebow Wins Heisman, Loves Jesus]]> @williamzabka: Yeah I am not much like him as I like him as a player.

/Still drunk

williamzabka

]]> <![CDATA[Tebow Wins Heisman, Loves Jesus]]> After Tebow's speech last night, I may have to rescind my previous assertion that he gets "Laid like carpet" in Gainsville.

Ichiro Death Glare

]]> <![CDATA[Tebow Wins Heisman, Loves Jesus]]> Yeah, I am like Tebow but wow does that guy love the shit out of god. It got quite annoying. Almost to the point kind of wished his mom did have the abortion they recommended to her.

williamzabka

]]> <![CDATA[Tebow Wins Heisman, Loves Jesus]]> Sweet one handed grab for #36 (TEXAN).

Scout

]]> <![CDATA[Tebow Wins Heisman, Loves Jesus]]> Hey! Texans vs Tampa Bay? Haven't heard anything about the Buccaneers all season long. This could be promising.

Scout

]]> <![CDATA[Tebow Wins Heisman, Loves Jesus]]> Tebow might as well join the clergy. He'll never make it in the NFL.

Abe Froman's Sausage

]]> <![CDATA[Tebow Wins Heisman, Loves Jesus]]> Let me know where Tebow decides to open up his new store, The Leftorium.

Scout

]]> <![CDATA[Tebow Wins Heisman, Loves Jesus]]> Steve Spurrier is not impressed.

SonofSpurrier

]]> <![CDATA[Tebow Wins Heisman, Loves Jesus]]> @Unsilent Majority: Oh, just one more thing... I really don't have a good Columbo quote to use here.

*Leaves room with a smirk*

Brazil Thrill

]]> <![CDATA[Tebow Wins Heisman, Loves Jesus]]> @twoeightnine: i hate maryland. i grew up in a gator household. i went to pitt. i went to arizona.

Unsilent Majority

]]> <![CDATA[Tebow Wins Heisman, Loves Jesus]]> @TattooedMess(iah): That's been my contention for years, and I hadn't even lived up here yet...

Rock You Like An Iracane

]]> <![CDATA[Tebow Wins Heisman, Loves Jesus]]> @Walker Told Me I Have AIDS:

You go to USF? Enjoy playing a bowl in Texas against the best team in the country this year. Two former #2 teams facing off in a bowl in December is remarkable.

Rock You Like An Iracane

]]> <![CDATA[Tebow Wins Heisman, Loves Jesus]]> @Mannys Acta: Funny, I figured him for a future Chicago Bears bust.

Innings Eater

]]> <![CDATA[Tebow Wins Heisman, Loves Jesus]]> What'd you do, pick a college to root for in every region? Arizona, Pitt, Maryland, Florida... I think you forgot the Pacific Northwest.

twoeightnine

]]> <![CDATA[Tebow Wins Heisman, Loves Jesus]]> God Damn It, UM. Fuck this Tebow shit--Arsenal bit the dust and Tottenham beat City. This demands a Breaking News post.

Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price

]]> <![CDATA[Tebow Wins Heisman, Loves Jesus]]> @RockYouLikeAnIracane: It's the only part of Florida that's actually "the south".

TattooedMess(iah)

]]> <![CDATA[Tebow Wins Heisman, Loves Jesus]]> I honestly thought that ESPN was going to cut Tebow's long long LONG speech off with some music or better, having Corso scream out "FUCK!"

Satyr Icon

]]> <![CDATA[Tebow Wins Heisman, Loves Jesus]]> @TattooedMess(iah): Amen to the northern Florida comment.

Rock You Like An Iracane

]]> <![CDATA[Tebow Wins Heisman, Loves Jesus]]> Boy, I bet all of those people I saw down here at USF wearing "Grothe>Tebow" t-shirts back in October feel quite foolish right now eh?

Walker Told Me I Have AIDS

]]> <![CDATA[Tebow Wins Heisman, Loves Jesus]]> @TattooedMess(iah): That explains so much about the Jaguars.

Brazil Thrill

]]> <![CDATA[Tebow Wins Heisman, Loves Jesus]]> If Tebow's career turns out as mediocre as winning the Heisman usually does, something tells me he's the future quarterback for the Redskins.

Natzzzzzz

]]> <![CDATA[Tebow Wins Heisman, Loves Jesus]]> @Brazil Thrill: Kenny Mayne is not familiar with this Columbo you speak of.

Unsilent Majority

]]> <![CDATA[Tebow Wins Heisman, Loves Jesus]]> @Christ Sabo: That's a shame. :)

Billy Clyde Puckett

]]> <![CDATA[Tebow Wins Heisman, Loves Jesus]]> Did anybody else see this Mayne Event with Tony Sparano of the Cowboys? They played the diner scene of the last Sopranos episode, it was pretty funny.

Brazil Thrill

]]> <![CDATA[Tebow Wins Heisman, Loves Jesus]]> Robo Tebow ain't fuckin around dawg.

MrRedDevil

]]> <![CDATA[Tebow Wins Heisman, Loves Jesus]]> After this moment, these three girls found out that they were pregnant.

Natzzzzzz

]]> <![CDATA[Tebow Wins Heisman, Loves Jesus]]> @Brazil Thrill: That's just Jacksonville. The northern part of my state scares the everliving shit out of me sometimes.

TattooedMess(iah)

]]> <![CDATA[Tebow Wins Heisman, Loves Jesus]]> Seeing as how Mayweather won the fight and Tebow won the Heisman, I'm now sure the Dolphins will lose today. Actually, that was never in doubt really.

TattooedMess(iah)

]]> <![CDATA[Tebow Wins Heisman, Loves Jesus]]> Things we learned last night:

- Tebow really, really loves Jesus
- Tebow really, really loves being a Gator
- Tebow really, really needs a speech therapist

Brazil Thrill

]]> <![CDATA[Tebow Wins Heisman, Loves Jesus]]> Tebow, yes, no, no

HazelMaesLandingStrip

]]> <![CDATA[Tebow Wins Heisman, Loves Jesus]]> Tim Tebow, king of 2-yard TD runs and 6-yard slant passes...and yes, I'm still bitter he and Chris fucking Leak destroyed my university last year in the Championship.

Christ Sabo

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