Vick Sentenced To 23 Months In Jail - Deadspin Comments

Vick Sentenced To 23 Months In Jail

Fire Scott Armstrong — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 17:33:03 EST

@SpiroAgnewsGhost: Can't wait for the furniture sale on craigslist.

Fire Scott Armstrong

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ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 14:52:44 EST

@WWKD? - Fred Willard? WTF?:
Well, I was drunk off my ass when I heard it. Thanks for clearing that up.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

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FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 13:49:05 EST

Checking in early was probably a mistake. Should have played it like the airport...still trying to make it through the metal detector as they're closing the boarding door.

FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns

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Kccal — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 13:34:15 EST

Guess his hobby switches from dog fighting to prison fighting.

Kccal

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LeNoceur — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 13:03:46 EST

@Tracy Ham and Eggs: Nope. Prosecutors can only agree to recommend a sentence. Federal judges have near-total discretion to impose whatever they want, within the Fed sentencing guidelines. Part of the plea agreement would also almost certainly include an appeal waiver. Vick agreed to live by the judge's decision.

LeNoceur

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Abe Froman — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 13:01:52 EST

ladies and gentlemen, your new vick family breadwinner is...marcus vick!

Abe Froman

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KipBoomGoesTheDynamite — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 12:59:28 EST

@LingeringBursitis:

More like a Split End, I would think.

KipBoomGoesTheDynamite

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Wasted Talent — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 12:50:51 EST

@'Suss--': A very belated +1

Wasted Talent

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drjayphd — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 12:48:06 EST

@ClownForPound: Katie Vick? HHH already screwed her brains out.

drjayphd

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Tracy Ham and Eggs — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 12:21:19 EST

Any members of Deadspin LLC want to answer this?

If the prosecution reccomded a certain sentence based on Vick working with them, and the judge went way over it (50-100%) isnt that pretty solid grounds to appeal the sentence?

Its not like I think Vick is a good guy here, but it sure seems like he is being targeted and got an excessive penalty.

Tracy Ham and Eggs

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Tyrone Briggs — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 12:07:07 EST

The sentence should've been in dog years.

Tyrone Briggs

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What Would Kornheiser Do? Presented by Peniston Fuels — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 12:05:30 EST

@ghostsoftheSCupcountry: Actually, Ron's character is Thunder Dick.

/able to see uncensored version

What Would Kornheiser Do? Presented by Peniston Fuels

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Botswana Meat Commission FC — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 12:05:21 EST

@calmasacucumber:
A judge's job at sentencing is to send a message to the general public?

You're fucking kidding, right?

Botswana Meat Commission FC

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SantaBarbaraWahoo — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:59:57 EST

Might I recommend Caged Wisdom to Mr. Vick?
- George Bluth Sr.

SantaBarbaraWahoo

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calmasacucumber — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:56:03 EST

part of being a judge is having the authority to, when appropriate, impose a sentence that sends a message to the general public. good on him.

vick will end up being some sort of martyr from all this anyway, so I'm not going to feel too bad for him. I see some sort of B-list celebrity status in his future where he guests on crappy hip hop tracks and has small roles in crummy action movies. think "mr t" without the funny, and with more sadness.

calmasacucumber

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Theodore_Donald_Kerabatsos — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:53:37 EST

@procras: "WOW THAT IS ALMOST TWO YEARS WOW I DON'T THINK HE WILL HELP MY FANTASY TEAM DURING THAT TIME!"
-StpdDchbg378
(Or something like that).

Theodore_Donald_Kerabatsos

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muggsybogues — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:52:29 EST

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: yup.

muggsybogues

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ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:44:16 EST

@Cowboycane: Yes, sadly, along with OJ and Leonard Little.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

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ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:43:40 EST

@HIV 2 Elway:
Thunder Dan is a charcter of Ron "Tater Salad" White, not the former NBA All-Star (I hope).

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

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crazyjoedavola — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:41:51 EST

@Pepper Leach: Its all that corn. Cant digest the stuff, leaves you in a foul mood.

crazyjoedavola

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Babcocksure — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:41:03 EST

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: that killed me. douche is too stupid to realize a perfect season is 16-0

Babcocksure

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TopesWin — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:38:59 EST

23 months? Just the latest thing Michael has done that Marcus will now try to live up to. I actually like his chances on this one.

TopesWin

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Pepper Leach — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:38:40 EST

@BelichickSpiesOnYou: Nebraska is just an angry state right now. Perhaps those results were the byproduct of Bill Callahan deleting his cookies and voting 15,000 times.

Pepper Leach

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Lady Andrea — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:38:01 EST

@BelichickSpiesOnYou: Montana has jumped on the "too lenient" train. Alaska is the only "too harsh" state. Damn tree-hugging lumberjack hippies.

Lady Andrea

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Senators Lost Cojones — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:33:02 EST

@Lamppost: There's always his state trial in April to look forward to.

Senators Lost Cojones

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drewheyman — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:32:37 EST

@SpiroAgnewsGhost:
get sex-months suspended? so he's in there for 24 months, and no conjugal visits? that's cruel and unusual.

drewheyman

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BelichickSpiesOnYou — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:32:04 EST

Funny- on ESPN.com's poll asking if the sentence was too harsh, too lenient, or just right.. the entire world thinks its just right EXCEPT for the state of Nebraska, who half think it was too lenient..

It's scary to think what they want.. maybe the head football coaching job?

BelichickSpiesOnYou

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DennyCrane — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:31:50 EST

Does this mean we'll never get to see that photo again? We should find a way to run it once a month, just because.

DennyCrane

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Juancho — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:30:55 EST

@SpiroAgnewsGhost: wow, that's better than Secret Honor!

Juancho

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LingeringBursitis — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:30:47 EST

@Juancho: So so sorry.

LingeringBursitis

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crazyjoedavola — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:27:41 EST

@SpiroAgnewsGhost: Thanks Rob for the talking points for the rest of the week.

crazyjoedavola

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EddieRebel — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:27:33 EST

@SpiroAgnewsGhost: If that what it takes to get sex, I will start the garden variety animal cruelty tonight.

EddieRebel

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Senators Lost Cojones — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:27:24 EST

Boom. Bitch.

'Nuff said.

Senators Lost Cojones

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Lunatic Fringe — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:25:10 EST

@SpiroAgnewsGhost:

Good point

@Rob Iracane: Don't ban us 'bro.

Lunatic Fringe

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Bunkie Perkins — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:23:47 EST

@Herbies_Wingman: Theyve been running the "spread" in prison for years.

Bunkie Perkins

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Chamomiles Davis — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:23:44 EST

Vick might want to call Jamal Lewis for a few survival tips while he's locked up.

Plus, the guy is famous. Don't they keep them isolated for their own safety? If so, Vick would have less time to worry about tossing salads and more time to worry about tossing interceptions.

Chamomiles Davis

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And_You_Shall_Know_Me_By_The_Trail_of_Cheez-Its — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:23:37 EST

Can we set a spread on his inevitable football game against the evil, abusive prison guards now or later?

And_You_Shall_Know_Me_By_The_Trail_of_Cheez-Its

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SpiroAgnewsGhost — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:23:19 EST

I have a standing wager of $100 that any person on this board will not be able to produce a sentence of 23 months for animal cruelty within the next twelve months anywhere in the US. Anywhere.

Everyone will good about themselves about Michael Vick and then go on about their business, while garden variety animal cruelty will continue to get sex-months suspended, knocked down to a misdemeanor if it was even charged as a felony in the first place. Thanks to Nixon's War on Drugs (which was an artifice to lock up political enemies on the left), you only get serious time for murder, rape, and drugs. And Bush added child porn. That's it, that's the list.

SpiroAgnewsGhost

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And_You_Shall_Know_Me_By_The_Trail_of_Cheez-Its — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:22:53 EST

@FredGarvin:

OJ's going to have to clink that glass on his side of a partition soon enough.

And_You_Shall_Know_Me_By_The_Trail_of_Cheez-Its

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Locker Room Guise — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:22:30 EST

To hedge against my tax dollars flowing through there, I'm buying some Valtrex stock.

Locker Room Guise

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That-Dude — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:21:07 EST

@Herbies_Wingman: + 23 (months to win a championship)

That-Dude

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Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:20:39 EST

@ASox: He is a fan of great coaching

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

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Lunatic Fringe — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:20:38 EST

DUI Manslaughter < Dogfighting ?

Someone please 'splain it to me.

Lunatic Fringe

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Lady Andrea — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:19:26 EST

@EddieRebel: as opposed to one of those dolls from the Ryan Gosling movie.

Lady Andrea

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Chuck Knoblockhead — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:19:12 EST

Nasty Nate is going to want his cocktail; fruit cocktail.

Chuck Knoblockhead

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HazelMaesLandingStrip — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:18:57 EST

@FredGarvin: Question is: its Saints and Falcons, will anyone actually be watching this game?

HazelMaesLandingStrip

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ClownForPound — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:18:44 EST

At least when he gets out he can have sex with Katie.

ClownForPound

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Stay Away From Oprah — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:18:34 EST

@Juancho: Maybe he'll finally properly execute that "end around" play that has eluded him all these years.

Stay Away From Oprah

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Tony E — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:18:19 EST

@Lunatic Fringe: Hopefully they pile some more on him, I think he got off too light here and I really dont think he will ever make it back to the NFL.

Tony E

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FredGarvin — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:17:30 EST

Meanwhile, O.J. and Leonard Little quietly clink glasses, and share a knowing smile.

FredGarvin

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ASox — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:17:29 EST

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: But his favorite teams include the Chargers AND the Redskins. Really?

ASox

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procras — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:17:12 EST

@Juancho: is that before or after he gets out of prison? =/

procras

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Stay Away From Oprah — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:17:02 EST

Kornheiser needs no actual game notes for tonight's broadcast with the Pats being 13-0 and the Vick sentencing.

Stay Away From Oprah

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Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:16:52 EST

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: Or NFL season. Stupid acronyms

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

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Herbies_Wingman — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:16:16 EST

Burt Reynolds says they needed a new QB to run the spread offense they are installing for The latest Longest Yard remake

Herbies_Wingman

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drewheyman — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:16:07 EST

@Hustler of Culture:
because the woman he killed was on her way to cause some trouble, so he actually did us all some good by preemptively taking her down.

drewheyman

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EddieRebel — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:15:57 EST

@Lady Andrea: As opposed to a fake human being?

EddieRebel

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Lunatic Fringe — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:15:36 EST

Don't forget that the State of VA is looking to charge him as well

Talk about piling on...

Lunatic Fringe

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That-Dude — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:15:35 EST

@And_You_Shall_Know_Me_By_The_Trail_Of_Cheez-its: Exactly. See Tank Johnson and his jail supplements of 100 Slim Jim's per day. [sports.aol.com]

That-Dude

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Juancho — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:15:17 EST

@LingeringBursitis: He could always find work as a back judge.

/more sorry

Juancho

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Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:15:09 EST

Don't worry about the rest of the ESPN season. The featured comment knows what will happen.

"I'm predicting it: The Bolts will beat the Pats at NE in the playoffs and ruin their perfect season."

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

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hi_im_the_rog — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:14:46 EST

oh, and that's 13 years, 5 months in dog years, by the time he gets out, his red rocket will be ready to fire!

hi_im_the_rog

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The Gizmo from Pismo — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:13:51 EST

@Hustler of Culture: Little should be. sigh

The Gizmo from Pismo

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FredGarvin — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:13:47 EST

Any chance this gets mentioned during the ESPN telecast tonight?

FredGarvin

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Slothrop — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:13:40 EST

Boy I hope Vick finds a friend in the joint. You know, someone to look out for him, be a shoulder to cry on when the walls creep in. For small, personal favors.

Slothrop

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hi_im_the_rog — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:13:24 EST

he and rae carruth can start an all asshat team.

hi_im_the_rog

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roland_t_flakfizer — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:13:08 EST

How many times has that picture been used on this site?

roland_t_flakfizer

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Summer-of-George — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:12:19 EST

Ha Ha!

/Nelson Muntz

Summer-of-George

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roland_t_flakfizer — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:11:34 EST

@LingeringBursitis: Wide receiver?

roland_t_flakfizer

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That-Dude — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:11:20 EST

@Technicolor Jan Stenerud: Federal Prison is less pound me in the ass than its states' counterparts, at least that is what I have heard . . .

That-Dude

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Lady Andrea — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:10:40 EST

The issue of "people getting off more lightly when they injured/killed an actual human being" aside, I think this is just fine.

Lady Andrea

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LingeringBursitis — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:10:20 EST

He'll come back to the league as a tight end?

So sorry.

LingeringBursitis

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Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:09:50 EST

@And_You_Shall_Know_Me_By_The_Trail_Of_Cheez-its: Mike Tyson agrees.

Coming Into The Game, ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #J23 - The Superstar Receiver, ofyourupperdeck TORONTOOOoo BJSss ®

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Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:09:20 EST

@EddieRebel: I wear my Vick jersey all the time, does that mean I'm a bad person?

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

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Skeets — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:08:23 EST

23 months, eh? That's ruff.

Try the veal!

Skeets

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Frank Beamers Goiter — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:08:03 EST

You have to do 80% of fed prison terms as well before you get the chance to leave on good behavior, unlike 50-60% of state pens. So yeah, he better find some accuracy and pocket presence while he's in there to go along with the weight-lifting program.

Frank Beamers Goiter

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Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:07:57 EST

Hector and Victor suggest you don't start him on your fantasy team this week

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

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EddieRebel — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:07:39 EST

Will it ever be acceptable to wear my Vick jersey anywhere? Or will it stay in the closet with my Jar Jar Binks tee?

EddieRebel

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And_You_Shall_Know_Me_By_The_Trail_of_Cheez-Its — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:07:30 EST

@Monday Morning Punter:

Actually, its pretty much the opposite. There's no way he can keep up the kind of conditioning he's used to in prison. The nutrition and facilities just aren't there. You're going from a meticulously planned diet (KSK pot-jokes not withstanding) and multi-million dollar training facilities to bologna/orange drink and free weights. Look at Jamal Lewis. He went in for 4 months and wasn't the same for about 2 years.

And_You_Shall_Know_Me_By_The_Trail_of_Cheez-Its

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Koko B. Ware — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:07:29 EST

@Quintanarama: Beyonce Knowles & The Shawshank Redemption" For his sake lets hope that Jeff Garcia and the Sisters don't get to him.

Koko B. Ware

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Cowboycane — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:04:22 EST

@ghostsoftheSCupcountry: Ray Lewis is laughing hysterically at this development.

Cowboycane

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SlantedAndDisenchanted — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:04:04 EST

"ESPN's Chris Mortensen has learned..."

SlantedAndDisenchanted

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Sports Scribbler — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:03:46 EST

I still think Vick's punishment should have been having to star in the next Air Bud movie.

Sports Scribbler

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Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:03:43 EST

@procras: "Micheal Vick's future just looks terrible right now. His lawyer needs to go. Go Knicks!" - Levis107

Coming Into The Game, ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #J23 - The Superstar Receiver, ofyourupperdeck TORONTOOOoo BJSss ®

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HIV 2 Elway — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:03:18 EST

@ghostsoftheSCupcountry: What is Dan Majerle in jail for?

HIV 2 Elway

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Monday Morning Punter — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:03:10 EST

And when he gets out of jail, he'll be in shape. And rested.

Well, in shape, at least.

Monday Morning Punter

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Sarcastro — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:02:48 EST

@StuScott Booyahs: How dare you? My dog is a genius. She knows to poop and pee outside and that kibble is tasty. (Though she does, on occasion, eat other animals' fecal matter as well.)

Sarcastro

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And_You_Shall_Know_Me_By_The_Trail_of_Cheez-Its — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:02:43 EST

@Hustler of Culture:

No puppies were harmed in the drunk driving incident? Maybe if he had run over a ferret on the way to killing the woman...

And_You_Shall_Know_Me_By_The_Trail_of_Cheez-Its

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HappyFeltonsGloryHole — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:02:39 EST

@Quintanarama: Thanks for the lead to my comment. Perfect timing.

HappyFeltonsGloryHole

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LostinTheOffice — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:02:31 EST

@Hustler of Culture:
Obviously he has a disease. Duh.

LostinTheOffice

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White Speed Receiver — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:01:44 EST

@Hustler of Culture: Leonard Little didn't take bets on if he'd hit the lady on the way home.

White Speed Receiver

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HappyFeltonsGloryHole — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:01:33 EST

Who are you gonna wager on Red?

I have that tall guy with the cornrows. Who wants to bet? A full pack of milkbones? you are on then.

HappyFeltonsGloryHole

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ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:01:19 EST

@Hustler of Culture: Nope, but maybe someone should examine that. Maybe Ray Lewis can offer some insight?

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

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Quintanarama — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:01:19 EST

Michael Vick came to Shawshank Prison in early 2008 for murdering his dogs and the legs they were bangin'...

Quintanarama

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Sarcastro — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:00:56 EST

@Rob Iracane: Henry Hill would have taken care of this quite differently.

Sarcastro

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Mr. Marinovich — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:00:48 EST

Virg. > VA

Mr. Marinovich

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preciousroy — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:00:45 EST

@Hustler of Culture: Daily. Well, not really daily but anytime Vick is back in the headlines.

preciousroy

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SteveJeltzFan — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:00:45 EST

A late round steal in next year's keeper league draft!

SteveJeltzFan

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Cousins of Ron Mexico — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:00:37 EST

@Dan Daoust: Belichick could turn him into a model citizen/long snapper.

Cousins of Ron Mexico

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And_You_Shall_Know_Me_By_The_Trail_of_Cheez-Its — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:00:30 EST

That's actually less than I thought he'd get. When I heard the initial co-defendants that cooperated first got above the prosecutors' recommendation, I knew the judge was fire and brimstone. My personal over/under was actually closer to 28 months.

And_You_Shall_Know_Me_By_The_Trail_of_Cheez-Its

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HIV 2 Elway — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:00:25 EST

Should've been you, dudes who only get 17 months for trying to fuck 14 year olds.

HIV 2 Elway

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ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:00:21 EST

Thunder Dan looks forward to his company on Cellblock C and has bought a new tub of grape jelly.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

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StuScott Booyahs — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:00:12 EST

@Sarcastro: Dogs are so forgiving. It's almost like they're stupid.

StuScott Booyahs

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LeNoceur — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 10:59:22 EST

Well, I guess all those who were spouting the "he'll get off easy because he's FAMOUS" line can put 23 months in their pipes and smoke it.

LeNoceur

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Cousins of Ron Mexico — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 10:59:17 EST

If anything he should have been sentenced to a longer sentence for the crimes that he committed. I like dogs. Go dogs!
/vicksux90

Cousins of Ron Mexico

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Send It In, Jerome! — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 10:58:58 EST

"Virg.?" Not after 23 months in prison.
/AP stylebook nerd

Send It In, Jerome!

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Gourmet Spud — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 10:58:52 EST

@Monday Morning Punter:

+1.

Gourmet Spud

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ASox — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 10:58:50 EST

23 months = what in dog years?

ASox

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Dan Daoust — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 10:58:32 EST

2010 season? I can think of a few teams that are on pace to have a spot available for him while it's still 2009.

Dan Daoust

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Chief Wahoo — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 10:58:29 EST

@Rob Iracane: My secret to Holiday time commuting? Canoe.

Chief Wahoo

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Hustler of Culture — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 10:58:14 EST

So has anyone answered the question why Vick is in jail but Lenord Little is still playing?

Hustler of Culture

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StuScott Booyahs — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 10:58:07 EST

@procras: Michael Vick is going to jail for hurting doggies. Go Cubs! -- shortstack482391

StuScott Booyahs

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TheStarterWife — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 10:58:07 EST

@Botswana Meat Commission FC: Can you tell me which bus goes to Jones Beach?

Oh.

TheStarterWife

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Technicolor Jan Stenerud — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 10:58:03 EST

So now is this 23 months in a low-security, white-collar resort, or 23 months in a federal, pound-me-in-the-ass prison?

Technicolor Jan Stenerud

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Sarcastro — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 10:57:44 EST

@Afino: My dog would probably kiss him. She's far too nice.

Sarcastro

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Monday Morning Punter — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 10:57:30 EST

That's almost 14 Dog Years.

Monday Morning Punter

Vick Sentenced To 23 Months In Jail

StuScott Booyahs — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 10:57:19 EST

Those dogs shouldn't have been in the way of his electrocuting devices.

StuScott Booyahs

Vick Sentenced To 23 Months In Jail

She Blinded Me With Violence — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 10:57:14 EST

Wow, he's really giving 110% to nail down the SHOTY. Gotta admire a guy that gets himself incarcerated an extra 5 months in the name of polishing up his resume.

She Blinded Me With Violence

Vick Sentenced To 23 Months In Jail

Botswana Meat Commission FC — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 10:56:33 EST

@Rob Iracane:
There's also an NAACP boycott of Hudson Bay.

Botswana Meat Commission FC

Vick Sentenced To 23 Months In Jail

Sarcastro — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 10:56:27 EST

@Rob Iracane: And cornhole Governor Malcolm Wilson Tappan and his zee.

Sarcastro

Vick Sentenced To 23 Months In Jail

UpstateUnderdog — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 10:56:07 EST

Will this hurt or help his 2007 SHOTY chances ?

UpstateUnderdog

Vick Sentenced To 23 Months In Jail

Gourmet Spud — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 10:55:59 EST

Applying the "Jamal Lewis Algorithm", that means he will be a serviceable NFL starter by...carry the seven...

November 2017.

Gourmet Spud

Vick Sentenced To 23 Months In Jail

Matt Sussman — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 10:55:56 EST

This sentencing brought to you by Dr. Pepper

Matt Sussman

Vick Sentenced To 23 Months In Jail

procras — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 10:55:50 EST

anyone got ESPN featured comment predictions on this one?

procras

Vick Sentenced To 23 Months In Jail

BigRicks — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 10:55:43 EST

The judge will reduce his sentence for good behavior and winning the 2007 SHOTY

BigRicks

Vick Sentenced To 23 Months In Jail

Rozelle’s Bagman — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 10:55:38 EST

ESPN the Courtroom Artist?

Rozelle’s Bagman

Vick Sentenced To 23 Months In Jail

Rob Iracane — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 10:54:51 EST

Damn Henry Hudson and damn his river and parkway.

Rob Iracane

Vick Sentenced To 23 Months In Jail

Afino — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 10:54:49 EST

@Sarcastro:

Agreed.

Too bad it didn't include 23 dogs biting the shit out of him.

Afino

Vick Sentenced To 23 Months In Jail

Chief Wahoo — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 10:54:27 EST

My dog thinks he got off light.

Chief Wahoo

Vick Sentenced To 23 Months In Jail

Stay Away From Oprah — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 10:54:13 EST

Does this jeopardize his chances of starting tonight on MNF? If so, someone should alert the scheduling folks at tWWL, because this has the chance to be an ugly game. Imagine if Chris Redman was actually in line to start on MNF...

Stay Away From Oprah

Vick Sentenced To 23 Months In Jail

Phony Gwynn — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 10:54:08 EST

Be like Mike + wear 23 = good

Be like Mike + get 23 = bad

Phony Gwynn

Vick Sentenced To 23 Months In Jail

ArmansCopyOfSwank — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 10:53:13 EST

Good thing he knows how to scramble.

ArmansCopyOfSwank

Vick Sentenced To 23 Months In Jail

Sarcastro — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 10:53:12 EST

Fine by me. Enjoy yourself, asshat.

Sarcastro