<![CDATA[Knicks Keep On Falling ... - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Knicks Keep On Falling ... - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Knicks Keep On Falling ...]]> Unfortunately Zeke was reading the number of timeouts left and not the game score. That's why he thought his team was winning 5-1.

MadmanMundt

]]> <![CDATA[Knicks Keep On Falling ...]]> LEBRON JAMES IS ON THE MITCHELL REPORT!

Coming Into The Game, ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #J23 - The Superstar Receiver, ofyourupperdeck TORONTOOOoo BJSss ®

]]> <![CDATA[Knicks Keep On Falling ...]]> @Upstate Underdog: You guys steam a good ham up there.

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[Knicks Keep On Falling ...]]> Ladder match? Only with Jerry Remy working the Spanish Announcer's Table.

Buenos Tardes Amigos!

thetaxman

]]> <![CDATA[Knicks Keep On Falling ...]]> @MitchKayak: How about a Karate Kid or MTV reality show metaphor?

CubsDynasty

]]> <![CDATA[Knicks Keep On Falling ...]]> Trackback

]]> <![CDATA[Knicks Keep On Falling ...]]> Surrounded by a chorus of booing mouths, Isiah... oh, sorry, I thought you said Synecdoche.

Canadian DJM

]]> <![CDATA[Knicks Keep On Falling ...]]> Last nights Knicks loss was clearly the fans fault

CubsDynasty

]]> <![CDATA[Knicks Keep On Falling ...]]> It's all fine and good, but I miss Walton.

all hail blue and gold

]]> <![CDATA[Knicks Keep On Falling ...]]> Zeke deserves a raise, right Dolan?

Tyrone Briggs

]]> <![CDATA[Knicks Keep On Falling ...]]> @luol dang: I went to the mall yesterday and sat on George Mitchell's lap and asked for a Clemens for Steroids Day. I hope that means I've been good enough this year.

Spaceman Bill Leah

]]> <![CDATA[Knicks Keep On Falling ...]]> Glen Davis has been awesome... strong kid, big down low, fighter.

great yin to Garnett's yang.

supermike4ever

]]> <![CDATA[Knicks Keep On Falling ...]]> Mmmmmmmmm......pizza bagel.

/Stopped reading after that

JohnCocktosten

]]> <![CDATA[Knicks Keep On Falling ...]]> PREVIOUS SSW:
SSW with Fergie references.

NEW SSW:
NBA Closer with Fergie references.

BUT WAIT THERE'S LESS:
Actually, no, there isn't. That's it. Carry on.

Skeets

]]> <![CDATA[Knicks Keep On Falling ...]]> @J.E. Skeets: Steve Miller voice or Seal voice?

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[Knicks Keep On Falling ...]]> @luol dang: Not really a suprise.

ASox

]]> <![CDATA[Knicks Keep On Falling ...]]> @Nationalcoholic: My head hurts just thinking about it.

UpstateUnderdog

]]> <![CDATA[Knicks Keep On Falling ...]]> @She Blinded Me With Violence: China, I have something that you may want...

The Man with No Name

]]> <![CDATA[Knicks Keep On Falling ...]]> Back up--a Fergie reference, Skeets? What the hell? That's Weintraub's turf.

Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue

]]> <![CDATA[Knicks Keep On Falling ...]]> "That's the worst LOLcat ever."

It's more of a WTFdog.

Matt Sussman

]]> <![CDATA[Knicks Keep On Falling ...]]> Kurt Thomas has 2 entirely separate lines of vision...that's a distinct advantage if ever there were one.

becky

]]> <![CDATA[Knicks Keep On Falling ...]]> @Tuffy: + 53 & 54.

(Those are the jokers.)

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

]]> <![CDATA[Knicks Keep On Falling ...]]> @Rob Iracane: Fair. But this is the best.
@Tuffy: That's exactly what I was thinking!
@Sarcastro: I should've went with "T-H-reads."

Skeets

]]> <![CDATA[Knicks Keep On Falling ...]]> ESPN Radio just reported that Clemens will be named in Mitchell for steroids

Bob Loblaw

]]> <![CDATA[Knicks Keep On Falling ...]]> @Upstate Underdog: Is this like Highlander? Can there be only one?

[en.wikipedia.org]

Nationalcoholic

]]> <![CDATA[Knicks Keep On Falling ...]]> @CardinalRedOctober:

They're already calling the names.

Roger Clemens... come on down!

/still don't give a flying fuck if all of them were juicing.

katolesce

]]> <![CDATA[Knicks Keep On Falling ...]]> Ahh, as Isiah stares up at the scoreboard, he wonders if he turned off the toaster oven...and, are there really turkish prisons? And...why do dogs take pleasure in rubbing up and down my leg? "Oh, wait, I think I should call a timeout."

EDogII

]]> <![CDATA[Knicks Keep On Falling ...]]> When he's not busy scouring the box scores or trying to pronounce Schenectady, NY ...

Fixed.

Skeets

]]> <![CDATA[Knicks Keep On Falling ...]]> @Windy City Flyer: Hey, nothing beats Judy Bagwell on a Pole Match.

Little Wooden Boy

]]> <![CDATA[Knicks Keep On Falling ...]]> Any city with a 12345 zip code can't be that hard to find...even for a Canadian

Herbies_Wingman

]]> <![CDATA[Knicks Keep On Falling ...]]> MERRY MITCHELL REPORT MORNING!!! God bless us, every one!

CardinalRedOctober

]]> <![CDATA[Knicks Keep On Falling ...]]> @Upstate Underdog: Pat Reilly is happy for you.

Cousins of Ron Mexico

]]> <![CDATA[Knicks Keep On Falling ...]]> I'd love to see the Pats/Celtics in a "spin the wheel/make the deal match". Bishoff sucked almost as bad the Knicks back then.

Chief Illiniwek

]]> <![CDATA[Knicks Keep On Falling ...]]> That's the worst LOLcat ever.

Rob Iracane

]]> <![CDATA[Knicks Keep On Falling ...]]> @Nationalcoholic: You've been led top believe wrong.

[en.wikipedia.org]

UpstateUnderdog

]]> <![CDATA[Knicks Keep On Falling ...]]> @J E Skeets: And in even better news: T.J. Ford, seen walking and smiling, received a loud ovation when he joined the Raps' bench in street clothes during the second quarter.

So when do the Patriots play the Raptors? After all, someone's got to steal the feel-good sentiment. The Pats have already proven they can do it.

FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns

]]> <![CDATA[Knicks Keep On Falling ...]]> FREE RENALDO BALKMAN!!!

"Free" as in "liberate", not "doesn't cost anything", you silly moo.

She Blinded Me With Violence

]]> <![CDATA[Knicks Keep On Falling ...]]> Hey Isiah, we might be able to use you here.

/ Arthur Blank

VanBurenBoy

]]> <![CDATA[Knicks Keep On Falling ...]]> @Tuffy: You are such a Joker.

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[Knicks Keep On Falling ...]]> The Knicks would have new/old digs if they switched arenas. I'm thinking you meant "duds" or, in a tribute to the early '70s, "threads."

Now I'm going to do some editing for my actual job.

/pedantic wankerdom

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA[Knicks Keep On Falling ...]]> KNICKS KEEP ON FALLING Falling falling INTO THE FUTURE...

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[Knicks Keep On Falling ...]]> @Doyle McPoyle: Not sure, but I'd love to hear Randall Gay's entrance music

WFNYScott

]]> <![CDATA[Knicks Keep On Falling ...]]> @Upstate Underdog: I've been led to believe Scranton is the Electric City.

Nationalcoholic

]]> <![CDATA[Knicks Keep On Falling ...]]> @ghostsoftheSCupcountry: That explains why he's below par.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[Knicks Keep On Falling ...]]> @Doyle McPoyle: Dunno, but Beli-cheat and Doc Rivers both have Foley grade brain damage already.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[Knicks Keep On Falling ...]]> I was going to make a WWE joke, but I think Simmons ruined those for everyone.

MitchKayak

]]> <![CDATA[Knicks Keep On Falling ...]]> Also, it's pronounced "throat warbler mangrove".

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[Knicks Keep On Falling ...]]> @Tuffy: Schenectady? Halfway between nowhere and here.

Jehovahs Witness Protection Program

]]> <![CDATA[Knicks Keep On Falling ...]]> You think Things are bad for Isiah Thomas now... wait till his name shows up on the Mitchell Report this afternoon.

VTBen

]]> <![CDATA[Knicks Keep On Falling ...]]> Celtics/Patriots Hell in a Cell match? Who'll get thrown off the top through the announce table, Mankind-style?

Doyle McPoyle

]]> <![CDATA[Knicks Keep On Falling ...]]> @Tuffy: No, no. it's across the street from Bumfuck Egypt and the other side of the Ottoman Empire.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[Knicks Keep On Falling ...]]> I'm Schenectady (the Electric City) born and bred, I'll be more than happy to help Skeets find it on a map.

UpstateUnderdog

]]> <![CDATA[Knicks Keep On Falling ...]]> Sadly, when Isiah scoreboard-watches, he thinks basketball is scored like golf.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[Knicks Keep On Falling ...]]> I think Schenectady is west of Oregon, Skeets. Or south. One of those.

Tuffy

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