<![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> Roger Cosack just told us that Jason Priestley took steroids!!!

Sports Scribbler

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> It's a reach, but Jason Giambi.

Oh, and Jake Taylor. Came back from the Mexican League to win the pennant? No WAY he's clean.

NiceCatchHayes

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> This explains the precipitous fall of Pat Listach...

Burnination

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> They caught Elijah Dukes when he accidentally sent a picture of a syringe instead of his dong to a high school sophomore in the Tampa area

district5dangler

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> @jose reyes.the roof: +¥100

Rozelle’s Bagman

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> No Pat Boone?

blastitbiggs

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> @Kalamazoo_Kicker: I have to say, his droppings have tasted kind of weird, lately.

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> @encyclopediablack: Guess that means Timbaland is on the juice too.

The Fan’s Attic

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> They really should have just released the name of one active player a week during the baseball season so the entire press corps would follow around that guy and eat him up. Hey, it would keep me interested in baseball all season.

pantherandhawk

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> Trackback

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> @dombrowskiisagenius: Don't you DARE leave Chet Lemon off your list buddy....

Kalamazoo_Kicker

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> Darryl Kile...

Well, that would sorta help explain things.

FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> If Clemens AND Edmonds are on the list, I'm going to run through the streets of San Fran like George Bailey.

JimmyChitwood

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> @Boy Howdy: Me too, but the dude died of heart failure, it only makes sense.
Same thing with Bagwell, his deteriorating shoulder could either be attributed to or was worsened by 'roids.


quick

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> @ihateyourteam: I saw no Japanese players on that list. Then again, they acquire all their power from sniffing ninth graders's panties.

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> Dr. Dre. He is no longer the chubby dude from "Nothin' But A "G" Thing." He now looks like he's audition for the role of Deebo in "Not This Friday But The Friday Two Weeks From Now."

encyclopediablack

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> @euphman8: Nah, Grissle McThornbody was too thin.

Sandy Magic Jackson

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> Other potential players on the list: Big McLargeHuge, Buff Hardback, Grissle McThornbody, and Dirk Hardpeck

euphman8

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> @crazyjoedavola: LIKE ANY BLOGS HAVE "SOURCES"
/STEPHEN A

cowbell204

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> i've heard Mitchell himself is on the list.

Alanis Morrisette is on standby to add a verse to her song about unfortunate situtations that are not actually ironic.

drewheyman

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> Fukudome, definitely Fukudome. By the way, I might own part of Wrigley Field soon.

[www.chicagotribune.com],0,1739786.story?coll=chi_tab02_layout

Chicago Jones

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> I'm just thrilled that today is the day that I find out my scrotum and testes are bigger than 80+ major leaguers!

CharlesBronsonPinchot

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> I just got the same email, does anyone know the source?

crazyjoedavola

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> Have any media outlets run with this 'list' yet? I'm not buying it. Why use Mo Vaughn's full name, but Ozzie (Osvaldo) Canseco's? Why mention the suffix on Felix Heredia, Jr, and not mention the middle initial of Abe Nunez?

stjoehawk

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> Does someone with more spare time than I do want to break this list down by team? Obviously we're talking about various eras, but from a first glance, looks like the Yankees had one of the most juiced clubhouses in MLB.

Larry Bird Flu

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> Do you think George Mitchell would at least spell the players' names correctly?

Rickey_Fitts

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> M(the effeminate one) said it wasn't fair the perps about to be named weren't going to be given a 'heads up'. He should have said 'given time to start their spin', since one would hopefully have a good idea why they were sticking a needle in the backside in a stall.

Oh, and I managed to get the entire 2007 Pirates and Royals for my dark horse selection - if any of them are using, they aren't even good enough to get that right.

JoeyPorterAle

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> "Gary Sheffield"

Discuss.

koivutoakill

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> @Sh!tShow: I'll assume it was partly the roids that made him go after A-Rod in '04. And so, I'll forgive him.

Larry Bird Flu

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> @Da_Mang: not to mention Kile, who is dead. talk about rubbing it in.

UpstateUnderdog

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> @44 in a Row: Are you sure those were steroids? Are you sure they weren't, you know, muscle relaxants or something?

koivutoakill

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> @cowbell204: Yes, that's same one i've got.

Scott

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> Clemens and Tek? Oh no, I'm going to have to take away Texas Gal's shoelaces.

The name I'm scratching my head over is Abe Nunez. Dude has no pop whatsoever.

Clare

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> NomaAAAAAAAAhhh? tha ROYDS?? NOMAAhhh? It Haddtoa Been Adfta he left Baaaaaaston.

/red sox fans.

Ihateyourteam

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> Why are Troy Glaus and Juan Gonzales on the list twice? Did they do twice as much as everyone else?

I'm Hafner the man I used to be

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> Juan Gonzalez twice!!

HIV 2 Elway

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> Ankiel and Pujols?

Someone take Will's belt and shoelaces, ASAP.

Da_Mang

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> I made it through to Varitek without getting upset. I hope that's not true... but I won't be surprised.

Sh!tShow

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> I'm glad that Mitchell and his underlings were able to uncover Rafael Palmeiro. I always questioned him...

pantherandhawk

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> Why'd ya do it, Brian Roberts?! Why'd ya do it?!

She Blinded Me With Violence

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> Would it be a huge blow to Disney if the guy from "The Rookie" was named in the report?

Threat Level: Midnight

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> El Guapo !

UpstateUnderdog

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> Ozzie Canseco?!?

And my hopes and dreams are dashed.

GreatOdensRaven

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> If Varitek is on the list I will jump for joy.

BigRicks

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> It makes me sad that they put Darryl Kile on the list, if that's the case.

Boy Howdy

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> head_asplode

StartingAces

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> Wally Joyner? Seriously?

Hit Bull Win Steak

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> @Doyle McPoyle: Streetrat

cowbell204

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> I am going to guess Bruce Springsteen. Does anyone remember how pumped up looking this guy was during the Born in the U.S.A. era?

Midwesterner in NYC

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> I so want to live blog the ESPN comments section during this...

Jezzies-Scare-Me

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> @Doyle McPoyle: Oh no! Not Varitek!

That's depressing.

And did they have to put Kile on there?

Heredia!

Larry Bird Flu

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> Wow, Bret Boone- go figure.

Stev D

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> Ned Isakof
Elaine Benes


Chones_Chonies

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> Thank fuck lion, no Chipper.

drew.catt

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> et tu, Bacon Pants? Then fall Phillies!

FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> God I hope Pujols is on the list. I would jump up and down like a school girl... No homo.

Sorry Will.

Ihateyourteam

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> Where is Elijah Dukes?

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> @cowbell204: @toddjonesmustacheride: VICTORY!

Doyle McPoyle

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> @Rob Iracane:
Please don't even mention "his" name today. My poor little heart couldn't handle that. Thanks to the Tejada trade/ARod staying at 3rd base..."he" is a lock for AL All-Star SS the rest of "his" career.


Kalamazoo_Kicker

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> @ghostsoftheSCupcountry:

Agreed.

Afino

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> YES! Only the Mets that suck!

44 in a Row

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> @Tyrone Briggs: OH MY GAWD RAWJUH CLEMENS IS IN JAWGE'S BAWX. MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS HE HAS USED STEROIDS.

/Waldman

y2ames

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> @Stay Away From Oprah: Anthony Michael Hall!!!

Before: [chemenn.files.wordpress.com]
After: [www.karendecoster.com]

Ok I couldn't find a picture of him in Edward Scissorhands, but that was just FIVE YEARS AFTER BREAKFAST CLUB.

Nationalcoholic

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> Pwned by the actual list. Someone break it down. Who the hell is Paxton Crawford?

koivutoakill

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> I really hope Pujols is wrong, the rest sound about right.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> @Doyle McPoyle:

Farnsworth???

The Dugout denies that claim.

Afino

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> Ichiro. Has to be Ichiro.

He just has so much power for a little man.

Ihateyourteam

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> @ghostsoftheSCupcountry: tips@deadspin.com is where you send that.

J-No

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> Brady Anderson, Manny Alexander, Rick Ankiel, Jeff Bagwell, Barry Bonds, Aaron Boone, Rafaeil Bettancourt, Bret Boone, Milton Bradley, David Dante Bichette, Albert Belle, Paul Byrd, Wil Cordero, Ken Caminiti, Mike Cameron, Ramon Castro, Jose and Ozzie Canseco, Roger Clemens, Paxton Crawford, Wilson Delgado, Lenny Dykstra, Johnny Damon, Carl Everett, Kyle Farnsoworth, Ryan Franklin, Troy Glaus, Rich Garces, Jason Grimsley, Troy Glaus, Juan Gonzalez, Eric Gagne, Nomar Garciaparra, Jason Giambi, Jeremy Giambi Jose Guillen, Jay Gibbons, Juan Gonzalez, Clay Hensley, Jerry Hairston, Felix Heredia, Jr., Darren Holmes, Wally Joyner, Darryl Kile, Matt Lawton, Raul Mondesi, Mark McGwire, Guillermo Mota, Robert Machado, Damian Moss, Abraham Nunez, Trot Nixon, Jose Offerman, Andy Pettitte, Mark Prior, Neifi Perez, Rafael Palmiero, Albert Pujols, Brian Roberts, Juan Rincon, John Rocker, Pudge Rodriguez, Sammy Sosa, Scott Schoenweiis, David Segui, Alex Sanchez, Gary Sheffield, Miguel Tejada, Julian Tavarez,Fernando Tatis, Maurice Vaughn, Jason Varitek, Ismael Valdez, Matt Williams and Kerry Wood

Todd Jones Mustache Ride

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> Eckstein? What the hell was wrong with John McDonald? Was he too good as a defender? Did he hit too well in the clutch?

Fucking Blue Jays.

What, you want a guess? Gimme Hillenbrand and the points.

koivutoakill

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> @Scott: Is this said list?

Brady Anderson, Manny Alexander, Rick Ankiel, Jeff Bagwell, Barry Bonds, Aaron Boone, Rafaeil Bettancourt, Bret Boone, Milton Bradley, David Bell, Dante Bichette, Albert Belle, Paul Byrd, Wil Cordero, Ken Caminiti, Mike Cameron, Ramon Castro, Jose and Ozzie Canseco, Roger Clemens, Paxton Crawford, Wilson Delgado, Lenny Dykstra, Johnny Damon, Carl Everett, Kyle Farnsoworth, Ryan Franklin, Troy Glaus, Rich Garces, Jason Grimsley, Troy Glaus, Juan Gonzalez, Eric Gagne, Nomar Garciaparra, Jason Giambi, Jeremy Giambi, Jose Guillen, Jay Gibbons, Juan Gonzalez, Clay Hensley, Jerry Hairston, Felix Heredia, Jr., Darren Holmes, Wally Joyner, Darryl Kile, Matt Lawton, Raul Mondesi, Mark McGwire, Guillermo Mota, Robert Machado, Damian Moss, Abraham Nunez, Trot Nixon, Jose Offerman, Andy Pettitte, Mark Prior, Neifi Perez, Rafael Palmiero, Albert Pujols, Brian Roberts, Juan Rincon, John Rocker, Pudge Rodriguez, Sammy Sosa, Scott Schoenweiis, David Segui, Alex Sanchez, Gary Sheffield, Miguel Tejada, Julian Tavarez,Fernando Tatis, Maurice Vaughn, Jason Varitek, Ismael Valdez, Matt Williams and Kerry Wood.

cowbell204

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> The entire 2004 Red Sox. And they started just before game 4 of the ALCS.

Spaceman Spiff

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> @Tyrone Briggs: Suzanne Waldman has her vibrator and a bottle of scotch at the ready...

Hit Bull Win Steak

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> 15 years without a winning season? Clearly there will be no Pirates on the list.

DamnSkippy

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> Here's what he sent me (he said it was on CNN):

Brady Anderson, Manny Alexander, Rick Ankiel, Jeff Bagwell, Barry Bonds, Aaron Boone, Rafaeil Bettancourt, Bret Boone, Milton Bradley, David Bell, Dante Bichette, Albert Belle, Paul Byrd, Wil Cordero, Ken Caminiti, Mike Cameron, Ramon Castro, Jose and Ozzie Canseco, Roger Clemens, Paxton Crawford, Wilson Delgado, Lenny Dykstra, Johnny Damon, Carl Everett, Kyle Farnsoworth, Ryan Franklin, Troy Glaus, Rich Garces, Jason Grimsley, Troy Glaus, Juan Gonzalez, Eric Gagne, Nomar Garciaparra, Jason Giambi, Jeremy Giambi, Jose Guillen, Jay Gibbons, Juan Gonzalez, Clay Hensley, Jerry Hairston, Felix Heredia, Jr., Darren Holmes, Wally Joyner, Darryl Kile, Matt Lawton, Raul Mondesi, Mark McGwire, Guillermo Mota, Robert Machado, Damian Moss, Abraham Nunez, Trot Nixon, Jose Offerman, Andy Pettitte, Mark Prior, Neifi Perez, Rafael Palmiero, Albert Pujols, Brian Roberts, Juan Rincon, John Rocker, Pudge Rodriguez, Sammy Sosa, Scott Schoenweiis, David Segui, Alex Sanchez, Gary Sheffield, Miguel Tejada, Julian Tavarez,Fernando Tatis, Maurice Vaughn, IJason Varitek, Ismael Valdez, Matt Williams and Kerry Wood

Doyle McPoyle

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> @jose reyes.the roof: She's pretty sad, but she's come to terms with Clemens. I've dosed her pretty heavily with Vicodin and Maker's.

Me, on the other hand...I have a horrible feeling it took Bacon Pants a long time to hook up with a team because he'll be in there. I just have a feeling.

Clare

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> For $28 million up front and a packed Yankee Stadium, give Clemens a microphone and let him explain what happened....

Tyrone Briggs

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> @Off The Baggie: I feel the same way about Trammel, Whitaker and Gibby

Babcocksure

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> Doyle, do you think that list is legit? I've got it too. It looks pretty real, right?

Scott

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> @Doyle McPoyle:
Well post that bad boy then.


ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> I imagine this isn't the last we'll see of the "Roger Clemens Doper" tag.

44 in a Row

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> Oh, and BDD's got an exclusive over at KSK.
[kissmesuzy.blogspot.com]

Lupicas!XofullofBile

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> Here's one I'm sure all the Yankee haters are hoping for: Danny Tartabul

UpstateUnderdog

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> My co-worker just forwarded me "THE LIST", and fucking Mo Vaughn is on it!

Doyle McPoyle

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> My co-worker jsut forwarded me "THE LIST", and fucking Mo Vaughn is on it!

Doyle McPoyle

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> There is no way...NO WAY...Craig Counsell is on the list. No way.

ILoveIt

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> Daily News is saying Pettitte.

[www.nydailynews.com]

Good thing they just signed his new contract this morning!

44 in a Row

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> Bonnie Bernstein.

Chad Sexington

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> Antonio Alfonseca. He will be at the press conference and at the moment his name is announced that thing in his belly, which is the product of years of streoid usage, will pop out a la the chestbursters from Alien.

Dewey Decimal System

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> @The Fess: Tejada gets traded the day before this comes out... hmmmm

From the DUH! pile:
Bonds, Caminetti, Clemens, Pameiro

From the HUH? pile:
Brady Anderson

From the WAH?! pile:
Hank Aaron

Nationalcoholic

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> @blastitbiggs, @KeithMath, @Rick: Mitchell: Even his name says, are you going indict that?

And I wish there was a camera on suspected players sitting on the couch, like teams waiting to be called for the NCAAs... that'd be worth staying home for.

Sandy Magic Jackson

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> Eckstein. But the HGH was given under a doctor's supervision for his dwarfism.

nervda

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> If Jack Morris is on this list, baseball is dead to me...

Off The Baggie

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> @tonguequinncheek: He also said that if he had a hall of fame vote, he would vote for the best players of the era, regardless of steroids.

At least he's consistent (oh, how much I would give to have him back in the Mets' front office)

drew.catt

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> Henry Rowengartner

pantherandhawk

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> Julio Franco

Jews For Purple Jesus

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> Wally
[www.flickr.com]

cowbell204

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> @Camp Tiger Claw:

Brilliant! How could there be 100+ comments before someone recognizes the undisputed greatest juicer of all time?

katolesce

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> @Animal Style: I thought the happiest day of Ley's life was when a Men's Wearhouse was opened in Bristol.

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> Billy Wagner. Oh, and Jamey Carroll. Never trust a scrappy utility infielder!

Philadelphia Eagles of Death Metal

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> Piazza, Walker, and Walt Weiss.

Summer-of-George

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> @UkraineNotWeak: Say it ain't so, but I've had the same feeling for days.

GreatOdensRaven

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> Has anyone actually said Pettite? Or are people saying it here b/c he shares a trainer with Clemens?

Count Rugen's Sixth Finger

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> Carrott Top is a shoe in, as is Ed Hockuley.

Stay Away From Oprah

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> Jay Buhner

UkraineNotWeak

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> Report?!
I don't like to read. I'll just wait for the made-for-tv movie.


phillas

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> I don't care about anything else than the Mitchell Report today. And I ain't reading anything else than articles on deadspin about the mitchell report. I am an eager beaver, over here! Is it 2pm yet?

The Man with No Name

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> DA-LE BER-RA!

THEGINOCIMOLICONSPIRACY

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> @tonguequinncheek: Well, Steve never has been the sharpest bulb in the box, now has he?

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> Please God, let Chipper Jones be on this list.

BadCall

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> I've seen "the list" but I'm curious if it's all B.S. -- but there are some random guys on it, so maybe it's legit -- i mean, some guys I've never even heard of. So, maybe it's the real deal???

Scott

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> Remember when Ivan Rodriguez put that homeplate ump in the lion tamer?

Stev D

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> @Animal Style: Jeremy Schaap's fluffing himself as well.

Locker Room Guise

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> Big Papi! Until Mitchell realized that the Red Sox still pay him.

twoeightnine

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> So do I have to post a guess to see more comments? OK - Mike Lieberthal.

stjoehawk

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Pettite!
The way the news is playing it up, George Steinbrenner will end up being on the list.

ILoveIt

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> This is the happiest day of Bob Ley's life.

Animal Style

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> According to Steve Phillips, "it's a punch in the giut for me to see Clemens in that report". Pretty insightful there Steve.

Lupicas!XofullofBile

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> I picked a fucking awesome day to get pink eye and work from home.

ArkansasFred

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> Jeffery Maier.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> @Larry Bird Flu: ...and dead.

Bob Loblaw

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> Adrian Beltre's 2004 contract year with the Dodgers has to be in there.

Karl Hungus

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> @UkraineNotWeak: I am not sure about the roids, but he is one hell of a drunkard.

J-No

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> @UkraineNotWeak: No doubt. Rey Ordonez as well.

crazyjoedavola

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> @jrubzer: God please let Kent be on that list.@HIV 2 Elway: No way on Nebraska. His striking out of Ozzie Smith was completely legitimate.

Bunkie Perkins

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> Moses.

The parting of the Red Sea is a dead giveaway.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> @ArkansasFred: must of happened when he was playing for the Astros.

UpstateUnderdog

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> Larry Walker and Barack Obama

Locker Room Guise

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> @DucksOnPondScum: True, but Hank Aaron would have a word with you.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> Benoit.

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> Oh snap! Pettitte!

ArkansasFred

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> Mark "The Bird" Fidrych

blastitbiggs

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> @Shea Guevara: But Dempsey kicked that 64 yard FG with half a foot...

My money is on Christopher Reeves...

Too soon?

Off The Baggie

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> @UkraineNotWeak: Only in Ballmer.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> Todd Hundley

UkraineNotWeak

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> Not saying they're connected, but the Yankees finalized A-Rod's deal today of all days

cowbell204

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> @Shea Guevara: wow. the Jays are really going after it this offseason

Babcocksure

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> Elijah Dukes and Ankiel.

/dodges empty liquor bottles, cell phones, foster children, Bibles, syringes, and daggers stared in my direction

She Blinded Me With Violence

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> @ghostsoftheSCupcountry: Rose? No way. Fans would be devastated. Don't sully the name of the greatest living player like that. How could you!

DucksOnPondScum

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> Pokey Reese. Doug Glanville, for sure. ever see that dude with his shirt off? good Lordy. also, Bernie Mac 'roided up while filming "Mr. 3000." no one acts that well w/o a little artificial help.

Damit

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> @44 in a Row: As a doctor, I am sure he had easy access to the stuff.

Civil Negligence

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> Javy Lopez has to be on that list.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> I bet Brian and Marcus Giles are on the list.

SourKrautSaul

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> Am I alone in questioning Christ Sabo's post history?

Stev D

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> I'll take a Luis Gonzalez, a Juan Gonzalez, and...uh what the hell, Mike Gonzalez.

instinct after dark

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> Early word is that Stephen A is going to read the entire Mitchell report on ESPN2 with no commercial interruptions starting at 4 pm. Sort of like the people who read the bible all day in the park, but with more yelling and predictable transitions.

Stay Away From Oprah

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> Moonlight Graham. Definitely on something.

44 in a Row

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> @44 in a Row:

I highly doubt any people on this list would let down their tribe by doing these:
[jewishmajorleaguers.org]


LosOsosdeChicago

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> Pedro Cerrano

cowbell204

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> Clemens is a no brainer. Please god let there be Jeff Kent, throw in Magilla Bonilla, Tejada, Pudge, Dykstra (sorry Lenny but let's face facts) Bobby Valentine, Mel Hall, Johnny Estrada. Of course Selig will redact any mention of Pujols.

jrubzer

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> Jack Lalanne.

Camp Tiger Claw

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> On hairroids? Definitely Oscar Gamble.

McCroskey

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> @ColleywoodBanjo: +1. Love that idea.

Sh!tShow

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> @crazyjoedavola: Hey now, it's not just Yankee fans that hate the Sox.

Count Rugen's Sixth Finger

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> Eddie Gaedel - that dude was huge

Bob Sheppards Flock

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> "Are these players juicing?"

"Some are, some aren't."

"They're randomly juiced."

/Mitchell!-ized

blastitbiggs

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> I hope they release the names one at a time, Royal Rumble style using a countdown clock. That would be highly entertaining.

ColleywoodBanjo

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> Pete Rose? Chris Sabo? Bobby Bonds? Barry Bonilla?

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> Izzy Alcantara. Where else would someone get the rage to dropkick a catcher?

EdFinnerty

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> To reduce the PR sting MLB will take, George Mitchell will conclude the conference by admitting that he himself also took steroids, and that everyone played by the rules of the times so there's no need for further discussion. To be sure and get your season reservation tickets early before Spring training.

/Bud jack

DucksOnPondScum

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> @Weed Against Speed: If it's Ripken, I'll kill myself.

blackaces

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> @Peter Cavan: What about Mordecai "3-Finger" Brown? That guy had to be juicing--he didn't even have a whole hand!

shea_guevara

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> Have to go with Rick 'Wild Thing' Vaughn.

Civil Negligence

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> @Stev D: Steve Nebraska?

HIV 2 Elway

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> @Port City Gangsta:
Mark Grace will be sole name on the "Krispy Kremes and cigarettes" list.

As for the roids list, the "Luis Sojo" entry will truly shock the world.

ILoveIt

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> Mark Prior gets non-tendered the day before the report comes out? Hmmm.

thefess

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> @BigTenObsession: If we're going international, then I've got dibs on Rooney (roid rage anyone?)

@romc: That's Football - steroids are ok there.

By the way, no Rockies yet? (Helton) Is this the part where there's one set of footprints in the sand?

drew.catt

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> Mike Lansing.

Sh!tShow

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> Just not Halladay. I can deal with anyone else.

Dan Daoust

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> Brian Jordan

UkraineNotWeak

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> @Carlton_Whitfield: In that case, how about everyone on the 2007 Colorado Rockies too? No other way they get on such a hot streak at the exact right time...

VTBen

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> @Disgruntled Goat: If Honus Wagner is on there, my life is over.

Peter Cavan

]]> <![CDATA[Last Chance For Blatant Mitchell Report Guessing ... But There's No Guessing On Clemens]]> @