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Sat, 15 Dec 2007 15:43:57 EST

@WNBC Plays the Dope on Daily Intelligencer - New York Magaz...: Ha! WNBC takes the fall! Those sick assholes put Rich Garces under a lot of stress! Deadspin for the win!

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Trackback — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 15:26:57 EST

Nomar Garciaparra: not on steroids.Photo: Getty ImagesYesterday WNBC beat everyone to the punch by printing the much-sought-after list of doped-up baseball players in the Mitchell Report.

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Fri, 14 Dec 2007 02:06:31 EST

@The All-Snubbed Team: These players want to know why THEY w...: Leave Rich Garces alone! Are you that disturbing and sick individual that put Garces on this hoax list? Viva El Guapo!

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Trackback — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 20:29:32 EST

Let’s face it, the Mitchell report didn’t include ALL the names we expected to see. Frankly, the “list” circulating this morning, which Deadspin posted and which several “respected” news organizations like MSNBC freely shared, seemed fishy from the get-go.

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Thu, 13 Dec 2007 19:27:43 EST

@What - you want more on the Mitchell Report? on The Feeding...: Yes, but Rich Garces think's the individuals who included him in this Hoax report should seek psychiatric help.

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Trackback — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 18:39:17 EST

Lots and lots and lots and lots of actual and virtual ink will be spilled on the Mitchell Report, which is going to make life hell for a whole mess of people. I’ll resist added too much of my drivel and will instead limit myself to some few quick points on issues such as… Roger Clemens.

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Thu, 13 Dec 2007 16:07:05 EST

HAHA! The Intranets and Interblogs got played by this HOAX!
Whoever included Rich Garces in this hoax is a sick and disturbing individual.

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morrisalmondjoy — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 15:36:53 EST

Does this mean Mia Hamm got roids from Nomar?

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Gadgetgirl — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 15:05:57 EST

Like others, I couldn't pick many off the list, nor was I surprised by some names (Bonds, Clemens, Garciapara-I don't remember him being that diesel prior to that SI pose years ago, los Cansecos...). However, Pudge and Damon? Wow...

Figures Pettite would be on the list as he's Robin to Clemens' Batman. Farnzy-Mr. Retaliation, oh yea!

ESPN was briefly discussing the 2000 World Series and it had me rolling my eyes.

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arstal — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 14:46:40 EST

Dan Majerle got caught for roids once. Some of the skinniest dudes are the biggest juicers.

I'm shocked Andruw Jones wasn't on the list personally. He screamed recovering juicer last year with how flabby he got.

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Trackback — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 14:22:38 EST

Just in case you can’t get enough of all Mitchell report, all the time, here is a summary of what has been leaked so far: *Roger Clemens, Chuck “Hot Dog” Knoblauch and, ahem, Miguel Tejada are on SI.com’s list.

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NDouble — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 14:21:32 EST

Neifi Perez eh. What, no David Eckstein?

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Thu, 13 Dec 2007 13:55:29 EST

Where is the Mitchell Report ticker?

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Paulie3Sticks — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 13:47:40 EST

I just read a news article from news.com. They are reporting that the Mitchell report will be available online at www.mlb.com/mitchellreport "just as soon as Sen. Mitchell concludes his press conference about his findings."

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pitchforknation — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 13:44:37 EST

Anyone else think its ironic that the guy who gave up 755 is on the list?

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Trackback — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 13:41:59 EST

An hour and a half to go... Deadspins revised list after the jump... Update [2007-12-13 13:18:44 by lboros]: and before you read the list --- two names are absent from it that should be the most discussed when the mitchell report gets released: don fehr and bud selig.

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Rosebud Henri Withmustard — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 13:36:42 EST

There's a lot of famous douches on the list like Belle, Clemens, Rocker, Bonds, Everett, etc. Do you think the trainers are just giving up names of guys they don't like? If Kevin Brown shows up, I think I'm right.

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gorillavsmarykate — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 13:30:39 EST

Wait, no Griffey Jr?

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Thu, 13 Dec 2007 13:26:57 EST

@Report: Andy Pettitte Named in Mitchell Report on Autoblog: I agree.

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Cooler Than Warm Milk — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 13:25:29 EST

I don't know if anyone said this yet so here it goes:

The Ramon Castro listed played for the A's and is not the one on the Mets.

The Abraham Nunez listed played for the Marlins and Royals and is not the one on the Phillies.

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Trackback — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 13:21:32 EST

Steve posted the list of names RUMORED to be in Mitchell Report and let’s just say some names are going to shock you, especially if you’re a Red Sox fan.

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Trackback — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 13:17:15 EST

Filed under: New York, Yankees, AL East, MLB Gossip, MLB Police Blotter, Breaking NewsWe're just an hour away from the official announcement of George Mitchell's report -- can you feel the rush? -- and yet another Yankee pitcher has been named.

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josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 13:14:31 EST

@Coming Into The Game, The Superstar Receiver, Of Your Upper...: Dreamboat is to Peyton as Jeter is to A.Rod.

In a few years, everyone will wake up & realize that, Champion or not, Jeter, like Brady, is a huge douche while A.Rod is gawky but jilarious.

... Yes, I do know I spelled that with a 'j'.

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Thu, 13 Dec 2007 13:10:36 EST

I find it hard to believe that this list are namely big names, and not enough Alex Sanchez's and Robert Machado's.

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TheWrathofQBEagles — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 13:09:08 EST

@Simon Phoenix: I have a Dante Bichette signed 8 x 11 from my youth...I will be CRUSHED if this is true.

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Dave J. — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 13:07:58 EST

SI says Knoblauch on the list.

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Tracy Ham and Eggs — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 13:06:00 EST

1 hour till confirmation

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Tracy Ham and Eggs — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 12:58:26 EST

oh thank god.

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ikarl67 — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 12:57:09 EST

Brian Roberts? Only if they were testing for "Smartees" .

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digris — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 12:56:49 EST

Tony LaRussa is supposedly on the final list as well. He was prescribed a box of chardonnay from his dentist in Kansas City.

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chilltown — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 12:52:48 EST

Carl Everett's excuse is that he got his from the dinosaurs.

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BigChiefChaw — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 12:48:08 EST

I am not surprised by Varitek. Look at his body shrinkage in 2005. And no he wasn't in a pool.

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Mr. Pennsylvania — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 12:46:48 EST

Not so Honest Abe Nunez.....I'm Shocked

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sarah — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 12:46:45 EST

@Enrique: Obvs he didn't do it the Bucco years...

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Thu, 13 Dec 2007 12:44:47 EST

Jays close to signing Eckstein: Report

Free-agent shortstop David Eckstein need only pass a physical...

FUCK THIS ROIDER how does this guy sneak his way through life?

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Chief Wahoo — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 12:42:51 EST

@metroville: Well, at least you got two World Series out of it. All I got is a rock.

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The Professor — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 12:41:12 EST

No Devil Rays on the list? (alex sanchez doesnt count)

that explains a lot.

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Enrique — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 12:41:04 EST

Abraham Nunez?? I thought that steroids were supposed to be performance ENHANCING!

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metroville — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 12:39:50 EST

@Chief Wahoo: I wish you'd somehow made a Rashomon reference, so I could reply, "that's not how I remember it" and it would be funny.

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Buzz's Monkey Butler — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 12:39:42 EST

All of the agents need to bone up on their Chewbacca Defense skills:

"What? My client supposedly using steroids? That's ridiculous. That's absurd. It doesn't make any sense! It's like that Star Wars movie when the Wookies were all on Endor. Wookies on Endor?? Have you seen what lives on Endor? Ewoks, that's who. Ewoks are tiny, like this tall. Wookies are huge! They're this tall! You can't have giant Wookies walking around with tiny Ewoks! It don't make no sense! If it don't make no sense, you must acquit!"

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Dave J. — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 12:38:13 EST

Please for the love of God keep Ken Phelps off that list.

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Buzz's Monkey Butler — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 12:36:43 EST

I'm shocked that the Phillie Phanatic isn't on this list.

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Yinka Double Dare — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 12:34:33 EST

@Max Mercy: Najeh Davenport is also part of List #2

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JosephFinn — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 12:33:55 EST

@J-No: Exactly, regarding Frank Thomas. Hell, I don't think anyone has ever reasonbly implied he ever took steroids. Remember at the congressional testimony he was the only one speaking his mind about it.

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Thu, 13 Dec 2007 12:32:40 EST

Alex Rodriguez finalized his $275 000 000 contract. A ROD OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR?

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Simon Phoenix — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 12:32:26 EST

Juan Gonzalez! It couldn't have been in 2001. Dante Bichette breaks my heart, this has to drop his rookie card book price to $.000001, no college for my kids, thank you baseball!

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Doctor Lingerie — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 12:29:47 EST

Albert Belle? Who the fuck is Albert Belle?

/Joey Belle

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Max Mercy — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 12:29:42 EST

If you listen close enough, you can hear Barry Bonds laughing his ass off.

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Contempty — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 12:29:19 EST

Varitek, that one stings.

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Chief Wahoo — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 12:29:01 EST

@metroville: Nah, my Red Sox hate stems from all the playoff series our teams played in the late 90's. You remember, the ones where the Red Sox played like jerks and their fans were completely obnoxious?

Chief Wahoo

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blainer — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 12:25:23 EST

Carl Everett does not believe in steroids because they are not in the Bible.

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Max Mercy — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 12:25:04 EST

@Blackaces: He's part of List #2....wait for it...wait for it...

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MadmanMundt — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 12:24:48 EST

Jose Offerman? Yeah right. It's not like he attacked anyone with a bat early this year.

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blackaces — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 12:24:11 EST

No Luis Gonzalez? Hmmm

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Scout — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 12:21:10 EST

@Dave J.: That may be his natural "Fight or Flight" instinct kicking in after marrying Tawney Whitesnake Kitaen Seinfeld Finley.

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soccer4life — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 12:20:02 EST

i really hope no brewers are on this upcoming list..
OH CRAP WE SIGNED GAGNE...

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TopesWin — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 12:19:28 EST

@The Ghost of Tom Gordon:

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Dread — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 12:19:04 EST

say it aint so, No

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StevieY19 — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 12:18:52 EST

No Berman? This list is bogus.

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Max Mercy — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 12:18:51 EST

FYI, if someone is not on the list...it doesn't mean they didn't do them. *cough* Papi *cough*

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Scoops — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 12:18:08 EST

Y'know, real or not, this list has me wondering something. Just how big a deal will the Mitchell list be. I mean, will it mostly be players we already know about, via positive tests or confessions? All this list looks like to me is "guys we know about" + "guys most people suspect" + "a couple of shockers to fill out the list".

How many "new" names are we really expecting to see on this list?

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Kim_Jong_Illin — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 12:17:13 EST

Apparently Juan Gonzalez did so many 'roids he's on the list TWICE.

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Max Mercy — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 12:17:12 EST

*2004 Championship

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Thu, 13 Dec 2007 12:16:57 EST

I would have bet the house on Raul Mondesi, but Johnny Damon?

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FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 12:16:35 EST

Stubby Clapp

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Buzz's Monkey Butler — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 12:16:13 EST

Lenny Dykstra? Really? What a shock. Really.

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TheTick — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 12:15:14 EST

Milton Bradley? NO WAI. You'd think he could hold up better to getting tackled by an older fella.

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blastitbiggs — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 12:14:59 EST

♪ You Know My Name, Look Up The Number ♬

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Lindsay Lohans Left Boob — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 12:14:34 EST

Brian Roberts??? Does this take anything away from Dayton's victory over Louisville?

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anonymouseducator — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 12:13:38 EST

Why would they alphabetize by letter but not within the individual letters?

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Thu, 13 Dec 2007 12:13:32 EST

If that's the list, then The Snitchell Report is worth the hype. I fuckin hope it isn't or else my childhood was real like Santa Claus!

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J-No — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 12:12:00 EST

@JimmyChitwood: Why would my ex-husband be on the list. Asshole sure, but roid user? I don't know. Oh, there's more than one?

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Dave J. — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 12:11:52 EST

How is Steve Finley not on that list? Went from a 15 HR doubles hitter to a 40+ guy overnight.

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Signal to Noise — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 12:09:50 EST

I just woke up to the Clemens mention.

I can't remember being so happy in a while.

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Sandburgh — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 12:09:15 EST

Also, how is Brad Fullmer not on this list????

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Sandburgh — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 12:07:24 EST

I'm still getting over my Bret Boone shock.

There may have been two Juan Gonzalez's in the game but I don't remember a second Troy Glaus.

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Senators Lost Cojones — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 12:07:24 EST

Milton Bradley?? That surprised me so much I threw my water bottle at the pregnant woman in the next cubicle.

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digris — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 12:07:12 EST

Troy Glaus is on there twice. He's going to get crucified.

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blackaces — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 12:06:22 EST

It's important to note that the list doesn't necessarily mean the player tested positive, only that he was 'involved' with steroids. Whatever that means.

Whatever, they're all guilty until they're proven innocent, as far as I'm concerned.

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Jefferson Short Bus — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 12:05:54 EST

@Senators Lost Cojones: "You can throw out all the names in the Mitchell Report, it all comes down to Barry Bonds. Go Cubs!"

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Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 12:04:43 EST

@MidinNYC: Sheff too, but he only did it because the white man made him

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The Ghost of Tom Gordon — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 12:02:38 EST

The picture of George Mitchell on ESPN.com is frightening.

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metroville — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 12:01:43 EST

@Chief Wahoo: Don't let the ALCS loss make you a Yankees sympathizer, LeBron.

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The White Boom Boom — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 12:01:16 EST

@Hustler of Culture: RE: Big Papi- 3 Big Macs in one sitting aren't exactly the same as steroids.

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SteveJeltzFan — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 12:00:49 EST

@Upstate Underdog: Cross him off, then.

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koivutoakill — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 12:00:47 EST

@Bruschis Brewsky: Hillenbrand was my guess too. but maybe he got his 'roids from some other Canadian sources.

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Senators Lost Cojones — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 12:00:32 EST

I sincerely hope this doesn't distract us from the ESPN Comment of the day.

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Trot Nixons Hat — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 12:00:15 EST

@Bruschis Brewsky: Those steroids gave Daubach superhuman strikeout powers in the ninth inning. Performance enhancers my foot.

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Fuzzy Dunlop — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:59:59 EST

@HIV 2 Elway:

Zero tax dollars. This wasn't a Senate investigation, it was a private investigation run by MLB.

Fuzzy Dunlop

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BruschisBrewsky — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:59:33 EST

@Bruschis Brewsky: That'd be *shocked, to the leighman.

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Midwesterner in NYC — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:59:30 EST

MSNBC.com is reporting Pujols, Tejada and Brady Anderson are on the list.

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Citizen 192 — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:59:30 EST

I knew thunder thighs Mondesi would be on that shite.

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metroville — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:58:46 EST

You had your Red Sox sacrificial lamb quota covered with Julian "Nightmare on Lansdowne Street" Tavarez, Hypothetical Version of Mitchell! There was no need to hypothetically drag Varitek into this!

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furiousball — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:58:42 EST

Nunez? really? wow he would have been really terrible without the roids!

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BruschisBrewsky — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:58:15 EST

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: I am actually totally shcoked neither Shea Hillenbrand or Brian Daubach is on this list.

Seriously, Hillenbrand came in his second year with 25 lbs of muscle tacked on. Plus he's a serious douche.

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blastitbiggs — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:57:31 EST

Barry Bonds?!

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Rory B. Bellows — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:57:30 EST

@winterconditions: Baseball is paying for this themselves.

Who gave Barry Bonds a Deadspin account?

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Herbies_Wingman — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:57:25 EST

the question is why there is no Bobby Estalella since he was part of that BALCO group with Giambi/Bonds

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JimmyChitwood — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:57:20 EST

@onside kick: we'll know for sure if Tony Micelli is on the list

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Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:56:49 EST

@Blackaces: Yo Gabba Gabba frightens me

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Marth — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:56:21 EST

How come Aaron and Bret Boone are listed separately, but Jose and Ozzie Canseco are listed together?

CONSPIRACY???

Marth

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Summer-of-George — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:55:52 EST

Hey Mitchell, Dante doesn't think you should suck any dick on the way to the parking lot.

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josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:54:46 EST

@TheDismalScience: Amen, Mr Malthus. Amen.

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Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:54:38 EST

@Trot Nixons Hat: According to this list the entire 2001 Red Sox roster was injecting needles into each other

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Trot Nixons Hat — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:53:05 EST

Noooooooooooo! Not Trot! Don't tell me that hat was unnaturally nasty!

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blackaces — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:51:36 EST

Since it's such a sad day today with all of these names coming out, there is only one person who can cheer us up.

The Diabolical Biz Markie, from Yo Gabba Gabba!

[www.youtube.com]

Ah, I'm happier now.

blackaces

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I'm Hafner the man I used to be — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:51:30 EST

@Phony Gwynn: What does the Raptor's head coach have to do with this?

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Chief Wahoo — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:51:11 EST

@winterconditions: In other news, this is being conducted by Major League Baseball and has nothing whatsoever to do with our government.

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Yinka Double Dare — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:50:59 EST

@Clare: I think the only stuff Bacon Pants has been on is stretchers.

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ILoveIt — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:50:29 EST

PROF3550R FAR5N5W0RTH: "Dont be a fag dude, put the needel in my butt!"

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JimmyChitwood — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:50:12 EST

Neifi Perez?!?! I didn't see that one coming.

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Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:49:29 EST

@BubbaCJ24: All signs point to Steve Nebraska.

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Rory B. Bellows — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:48:58 EST

@Kanye Gagne: If that's the definition you are working with, well I guess I'm guilty as charged.

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Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:48:39 EST

Breaking News: Doink is named in the Mitchell Report.

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1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:48:35 EST

Johnny Damon must have taken the kind of steroids that makes your arm weaker.

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BubbaCJ24 — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:48:22 EST

This can't be the complete list right? How is it possible that Henry Rowengartner didn't make it? The kid was throwing 95+ at 13!

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winterconditions — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:48:06 EST

In other news..
threadjack/ Senate Republicans move toward passing energy bill after stripping away oil taxes /end threadjack

but this is a far better use of our government's time.

winterconditions

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KeithMyath — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:47:32 EST

There is no Randy Poffo, so I can't believe this is real.

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TopesWin — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:47:29 EST

HOW DID I NOT MAKE THE LIST?

*slams helmet, shattering it and causing crater behind first base

/Paul O'Neill

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SlantedAndDisenchanted — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:46:43 EST

I am drunk on wild speculation!

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Clare — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:46:03 EST

@TheDismalScience: No Bacon Pants or Pat Burrell either.

What? They didn't call him "The Bat" for nothing. (In 2002.)

Clare

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The Trying Too Hard To Look Young Face — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:45:37 EST

@cowbell204:
I think that is because they have to be actual players, not brittle fucks who just steal paychecks.

The Trying Too Hard To Look Young Face

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Stay Away From Oprah — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:45:09 EST

Kirk Herbstreit is reporting that Cecil Fielder, Todd Jones, and Frank Tanana will be on the list.

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Phony Gwynn — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:45:06 EST

pr0ff3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: this best be the Santa's list or else i might just have to go an punch that sam mitchell sonnovabitch in the cockhold. hey did you ever notice that Santa and Satan have the same letters in there names. one of them's an evil bastard. probably not Satan tho because he gave me HGH in the bathroom of an applebee's.

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blackaces — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:44:35 EST

@JoeyPorterAle: Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.

blackaces

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Stev D — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:44:35 EST

You know who's really on something? Rock-N-Rollers! Have you heard that noise they call music? Jeez Louise.

Stev D

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Boy Howdy — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:44:34 EST

@Da_Mang: Kirk Herbstreit's sources have confirmed that Les Miles is on the list.

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ithacabaron — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:44:21 EST

@TheDismalScience: Amen. Thank God.

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ArkansasFred — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:43:48 EST

I'm so happy that almost every former Phillie on this list completely fucking blew dicks.

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capty99 — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:43:43 EST

does anyone else notice that ... half of this list is former rangers? how 'bout dem rangers? i love my team.

pudge, palmeiro, canseco, sosa, everett, gagne, gonzalez and rocker on my first scan.

capty99

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Herbies_Wingman — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:42:50 EST

Wally Joyner!

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Ihateyourteam — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:42:46 EST

@Rickeybeingrickey: What?

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lasvegasreb — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:42:38 EST

I don't know, Will. Didn't you get in trouble for this before? Why not just wait a couple of hours?

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cowbell204 — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:42:23 EST

Carl Pavano is clean!

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Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:41:44 EST

"Rich Garces
Mo Vaughn"

Are we sure this isn't a list of who is on hamburgers?

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

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ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:40:35 EST

@onside kick: Come on! No.
Only the first 20 or 30.

ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos

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Chief Wahoo — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:40:08 EST

Bah. If Varitek wasn't embarrassed by keeping his mask on and fighting like a gigantic pussy then being a roid-using cheater shouldn't bother him that much.

Chief Wahoo

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West Coast Sh!tShow — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:40:06 EST

@Rob Iracane: (blocks ears)

NANANANANNANNANANANNANANANANANA! I CAN'T HEAR YOU! NANANANANNANAANANANANANA!

West Coast Sh!tShow

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katolesce — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:39:59 EST

@ComradeFesenko:

Screaming "BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL" that is...

katolesce

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cowbell204 — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:39:56 EST

No Darryl Strawberry or Dwight Gooden? Its not like they did every other drug available.

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mingusmonk — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:39:18 EST

@Blackaces:

He forgot to get his steroids from the lo-carb aisle. Ooops.

mingusmonk

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onside kick — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:39:16 EST

I'm confused, Alyssa Milano had sex with everyone on this list?

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JoeyPorterAle — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:39:09 EST

@Blackaces:

[www.youtube.com]

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BubbaCJ24 — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:39:00 EST

So the steroids helped Wil Cordero build muscle, but it couldn't provide him with another L so his name wasn't so fucking stupid.

BubbaCJ24

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heyzeus — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:38:58 EST

Sheffield? No way. Steroids is something you put in your butt.

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Tony E — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:38:51 EST

damn, I listed 7 of these names yesterday in the Early bedtime post Clemens, Bichette, Damon, Tavarez, Puge, Juan Gone and Brady. Give me a cookie

Tony E

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Triple B — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:38:40 EST

@SlantedAndDisenchanted: Anything you say FIF.

Triple B

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Send It In, Jerome! — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:38:34 EST

@ihateyourteam: Could you type louder next time?

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Threat Level: Midnight — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:38:07 EST

@Da_Mang: But this list is from unnamed sources. I thought that was all it took to run it.

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ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:38:05 EST

@Quintanarama:I thought Piazza and Jeter loved man-Cream?

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ADismalScience — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:38:02 EST

No Howard, Utley, or Hamels
No Howard, Utley, or Hamels
No Howard, Utley, or Hamels
No Howard, Utley, or Hamels
No Howard, Utley, or Hamels

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msquared — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:37:55 EST

Not only am I surprised by none of those (Wally Joyner confessed to using roids in ESPN the magazine about three years ago), but had you asked me all of those names individually, my answers on whether they juiced would have ranged from "probably" to "duh."

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Rob Iracane — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:37:50 EST

Jason Varitek: YES
Derek Jeter: NO

Ahhh, sweet relief.

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ManchuCandidate — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:37:37 EST

Why am I not shocked that Clemens and Pettite are on the list? Maybe it's the fact that I have a hard time seeing 40 year olds who could still throw 95+ gas consistently or sinkerballing lefties who went from a top speed of 91mph to suddenly throwing 95+.

It probably explains how Clemens resurrected his career in TO and why he enjoyed having Jose Canseco as a teammate.

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SlantedAndDisenchanted — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:37:12 EST

Mark McGwire????? You are fucking shitting me! He took the fifth!

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Colin White Devil — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:37:11 EST

Wally Joyner?!? In his day, "performance enhancement" meant going down to Del Rio and getting goat gonads implanted in your scrotum.

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Burnination — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:36:57 EST

We need Tony Armas to finally be called out. Dude always homered in RBI Baseball.

Burnination

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Da_Mang — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:36:47 EST

@Threat Level: Midnight: Putting it on ESPN hardly makes it fact these days.

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Clare — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:36:41 EST

Abe Nunez, why?

I mean, you've got the crappiest OBP this side of a little leaguer, so, really, what's the point?

Clare

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Triple B — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:36:38 EST

@katolesce: Damn.

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Quintanarama — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:36:05 EST

I told you, Rich Garces loves The Cream.

Quintanarama

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LilJerrySeinfeld — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:35:56 EST

This is one of the funniest things I have ever read.

LilJerrySeinfeld

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Threat Level: Midnight — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:35:54 EST

Has this list been on ESPN as fact yet?

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Tobias Funke — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:35:30 EST

Sammy Sosa is on the list?!?!? And Mel Brooks is Jewish?!?!?

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The Fan’s Attic — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:34:55 EST

@Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!: Funny thing about Tavarez's back. It's on his face.

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Rusty — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:34:51 EST

Lots of dead people here. That hardly seems fair.

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StartingAces — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:34:43 EST

Seems like the mid to late 90's Sox clubhouse must have looked like a pharmacy.

StartingAces

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:34:41 EST

@Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!: They just make your back look like a cheese pizza.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

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Triple B — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:34:39 EST

The fuck is a Dante Bichette?

Triple B

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Rory B. Bellows — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:34:33 EST

@Blackaces: Mitchell was just about to write his name down, but the Orioles shut down the lights in his house. By the time he replaced the fuse, he had forgotten all about the entry. That's how Cal Ripken stayed an American Hero.

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Ihateyourteam — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:34:27 EST

I'll Admit it... I am shocked Curtis Pride wasn't on the list.

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She Blinded Me With Violence — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:34:25 EST

@Chamomiles Davis: And also Darren Daulton, who tested positive for numerical synchronicities.

She Blinded Me With Violence

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Rob Iracane — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:34:18 EST

No Snuffy Stirnweiss? CMON! His name was SNUFFY!

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Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:34:10 EST

@twoeightnine: Brian Downing is still clean though, right?

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Swordchucks, yo — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:33:46 EST

@Mr. Poon: +1.

I can't believe Eric Gagne is on there. No way does somebody that wussy do 'roids. Somewhere, Ivan Drago is screaming.

Swordchucks, yo

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twoeightnine — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:33:36 EST

Wally Joyner? What?

He already admitted to using them briefly.

twoeightnine

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Stev D — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:33:26 EST

@Hextall454: he was Ratatouille

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J-No — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:33:23 EST

@johnny five: I have to say I would be shocked if Frank Thomas was on the list. That guy was monster in college (not that he couldn't have taken them then) and was consistently productive. I always thought he was the real deal, hated him, but the real deal.

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crazyjoedavola — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:33:09 EST

Ramon Castro? Were they hiding the steroids in cheeseburgers?

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Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:33:08 EST

Julian Tavarez? I knew steroids shrunk your balls, but I didn't know they made you look like someone put out a fire on your face with a screwdriver.

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

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Stay Away From Oprah — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:32:49 EST

Say it ain't Sosa.

Stay Away From Oprah

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BubbaCJ24 — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:32:47 EST

Does this mean that we need to put an asterisk in front of Fernando Tatis' unbreakable record of two grand slams in an inning?

"Dad, why does this record have a star next to it?"
"Oh, I don't remember. I think it's because he had big ears."

BubbaCJ24

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katolesce — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:32:41 EST

What the fuck is a Dante Bichette?

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The Fan’s Attic — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:32:34 EST

I don't see how A-Rod isn't on this list. He's always having testosterone injected into him.

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Musburger_with_cheese — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:32:25 EST

I was about to take some steriods just now, I have always wanted to be a player in MLB, but then I saw Neifi Perez on the list and I thought to myself, I don't need steriods to not hit a ball! I can be in the MLB!

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twoeightnine — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:32:19 EST

I see no Wally Pipp... everyone knows that he'd do anything to get his job back from that asshole.

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thetaxman — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:32:17 EST

@Upstate Underdog: Cross him off the list, then...

The Dan Duquette-era Sox are well represented on that list.

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CheapShotsWinChampionships — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:32:13 EST

Lenny Dykstra, but no One Nut Kruk? Shenanigans. The man weighed 310+ pounds when they won the pennant. Just look at the size of his head for christ's sake...and his ass, and his everything, really. He could have eaten Giambi at that point.

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Chamomiles Davis — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:32:10 EST

@roland_t_flakfizer: Come back to Philly, Abraham! We need you at third base. All will be forgiven!

Chamomiles Davis

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Lady Andrea — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:32:00 EST

@Weed Against Speed: I love that song!

I wonder if anybody could set this to the tune of the song that lists all the elements...

Lady Andrea

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Da_Mang — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:31:57 EST

First Jodie Foster comes out of the closet and now we know that Ozzie Canseco juiced.

I just don't know what to believe anymore.

Da_Mang

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ArkansasFred — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:31:33 EST

No Hit Nunez? Really?

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ithacabaron — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:31:11 EST

Dykstra took it by mistake -- he thought Darren Daulton was giving him LSD.

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blackaces — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:31:09 EST

@Hustler of Culture: Amen to that. I would have hung Ripken in effigy if he were on the list. Amazing, though, that so many of his teammates were on this list.

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Jackfruit — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:30:53 EST

Wally Joyner? What?

Jackfruit

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Chamomiles Davis — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:30:53 EST

@Upstate Underdog: Speaking of rubbing it in...

Chamomiles Davis

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roland_t_flakfizer — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:30:45 EST

Abraham Nunez! I knew it! There's no way a guy puts up that much power without the help of drugs!

roland_t_flakfizer