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Miguel Tejada Is Now Houston's Problem

Nathan_Buckley — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 18:44:06 EST

+1000 to the guy that got the Orioles the advance copy

Nathan_Buckley

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No Dice — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 18:35:02 EST

@Ladies Love Fennis: You stop sending me information, and you start getting me some.

No Dice

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J-No — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 18:26:48 EST

@Ladies Love Fennis: I opened the doors for you... showed you how the steroids work... the value of good syringes... how to *get it*! and this is how you fucking pay me back you COCKROACH

J-No

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J-No — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 18:18:47 EST

@Scout: +1, I about pissed my pants.

J-No

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Ladies love Fennis — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 18:15:37 EST

I wonder what "Blue Horseshoe Loves Anacot Steel" would sound like in spanish?

Ladies love Fennis

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No Dice — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 18:09:47 EST

@StuScott Booyahs: New York Times front page headline tomorrow: "STEROID USE RAMPANT IN MLB"

Bush's urge for a 70 billion dollar "emergency funding" will get pushed to page 13.

No Dice

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Jefferson Short Bus — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 18:08:56 EST

Caveat emptor.

Jefferson Short Bus

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Nationalcoholic — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 18:07:02 EST

[www.bugsandcranks.com] Comment 2.

Nationalcoholic

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PopJocks — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 18:04:26 EST

From ESPN's comments:

"Mo Vaughn....damn...the y went way back, didn't they?

Elect Jim Rice to the HoF!"

PopJocks

Miguel Tejada Is Now Houston's Problem

StuScott Booyahs — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 18:04:23 EST

Seriously, with the foofara surrounding this report you'd think they gave away secrets to the Chinese.

This is probably the 987,186th biggest problem facing America. But it's great for headline-grabbing political grandstanding!

StuScott Booyahs

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katolesce — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 18:01:34 EST

@quick:

I am intrigued by your ideas, and wish to subscribe to your circle jerk.

katolesce

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chilltown — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 18:01:20 EST

Ah the inevitable steroid-report backlash. I had over 4 hours post, so I lose.

chilltown

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Scout — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 18:00:44 EST

Our new bride has herpes.

/Houston

Scout

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GW06 — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 18:00:17 EST

The whole I invited him to comment and he said no like is the new are you or have you ever been a communist

GW06

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Summer-of-George — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 17:59:11 EST

God, I could use $3100 bucks.

Summer-of-George

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Thu, 13 Dec 2007 17:58:43 EST

Houston, you have a n/m Will made that joke just now.

Should I be concerned that I have been compared to Miguel Tejada as a baseball player?

Coming Into The Game, ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #J23 - The Superstar Receiver, ofyourupperdeck TORONTOOOoo BJSss ®

Miguel Tejada Is Now Houston's Problem

#ERR404 — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 17:58:22 EST

@Spectacular Sam: Jason Grimsely is your man. Tulips! And something that looks like a dude leaning against a fence.

#ERR404

Miguel Tejada Is Now Houston's Problem

Larry Bird Flu — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 17:57:49 EST

I'll be honest, his cursive is exactly like they teach you in 3rd grade -- straight from the alphabet they post up on the wall.

For some reason this makes me admire him.

Larry Bird Flu

Miguel Tejada Is Now Houston's Problem

quick — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 17:57:24 EST

@katolesce: Public reaction to this report and the effect the report has on the sport of baseball will dictate general acceptance (or lack thereof) of PEDs in professional sports on a go forward basis. I think we're looking at a sea change in sports, just like Watergate changed politics.

In other words, it's important if you care about sports.

quick

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Scout — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 17:56:11 EST

@ILoveIt:
"Those walnuts are my testicles."

Scout

Miguel Tejada Is Now Houston's Problem

StuScott Booyahs — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 17:55:24 EST

They cheated! In a game! Is nothing sacred!

StuScott Booyahs

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Spectacular Sam — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 17:55:13 EST

Geez, those checks are boring. He couldn't spring the extra $14.50 for some rainbow or landscape design?

Spectacular Sam

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ILoveIt — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 17:55:01 EST

Miggy: "Wow, Adam...you're in pretty good shape. Rock-hard abs. Firm, sculpted glutes. Biceps you could crack walnuts with. Glistening pecs...."

ILoveIt

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Scout — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 17:54:35 EST

This is the second best Deadspin day Evah.

(1st is The Day ESPN.COM Died)

Scout

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wes mantooth — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 17:54:01 EST

@Chicago Jones: damn you jones.

wes mantooth

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wes mantooth — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 17:53:35 EST

Miguel, you forgot to fill out the memo on the check.

If you're not going to be truthful and write "For Steriods" at least write something funny, like "Blow job" or "Butt Sex."

wes mantooth

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quick — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 17:52:48 EST

@District 5 Dangler: Thee steroids! They is sooo reeeeel

quick

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Adonis — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 17:52:29 EST

"King Kong Ain't Got Nothin'... on Me!"
-B12 Vitamins

Adonis

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Babcocksure — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 17:52:28 EST

"Canseco: Tejada and I had a secret weapon"

Anyone else expecting to hear something different here?

Babcocksure

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MDT — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 17:52:27 EST

At the press conference, Mitchell produced a red Sharpie and wrote "COWARD!" at the end of page 204.

MDT

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katolesce — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 17:51:53 EST

Ummm... who gives a fuck about this?

This is just a giant media circle jerk.

Drop the dick and step away from the circle!

katolesce

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Chicago Jones — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 17:51:29 EST

At least he didn't write "for steroids" in the memo.

Chicago Jones

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quick — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 17:50:19 EST

Hey Baltimore, we'll trade you back Tejada for Patton and a box of Cheez-its...whaddya say???

quick

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Scout — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 17:50:00 EST

He makes up for Bagwell missing the list.

Scout

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Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 17:49:44 EST

Rafeal Palmerio is laughing

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

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quick — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 17:49:32 EST

FUUUUUUCK

quick

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Jen P — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 17:48:57 EST

Lord have mercy, I'm officially PDFed out.

Jen P

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No Dice — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 17:48:28 EST

Miguel's gonna forget how to speak english a la Sammy Sosa

No Dice