Inmate Sues Schrutebag For "Ear Poisoning" - Deadspin Comments

Inmate Sues Schrutebag For "Ear Poisoning"

Mr. Mangold — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 11:08:42 EST

Amen.

Mr. Mangold

Inmate Sues Schrutebag For "Ear Poisoning"

Chet Lemon — Sat, 15 Dec 2007 15:47:19 EST

Where's he get the $ for the filing fee?

Chet Lemon

Inmate Sues Schrutebag For "Ear Poisoning"

7-8 Deville — Sat, 15 Dec 2007 10:19:39 EST

I think this does qualify as cruel and unusual punishment...

7-8 Deville

Inmate Sues Schrutebag For "Ear Poisoning"

D.B. Cooper-Nichol — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 22:24:15 EST

All this does is make Schrutebag more famous.

D.B. Cooper-Nichol

Inmate Sues Schrutebag For "Ear Poisoning"

Kid Canada — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 21:09:36 EST

@Sandy Magic Jackson:

Perhaps that will be the name of my law practice if I ever venture out on my own and become a personal injury litigator.

Kid Canada

Inmate Sues Schrutebag For "Ear Poisoning"

FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 20:11:07 EST

"Cowherd has a secret affair with Amanda from the show, saw them at a Ohio State Best Western together."

God, please tell me Carl Monday will be subpoenaed as a witness.

FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns

Inmate Sues Schrutebag For "Ear Poisoning"

Trackback — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 17:48:47 EST

I know I said I was never going to mention Shrutebag's nonsense on this site again, but this is just about the funniest thing I've ever read. Remember the guy that sued all of those stars from jail trying to get $25 Million?

Trackback

Inmate Sues Schrutebag For "Ear Poisoning"

Jen P — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 16:57:47 EST

@PeteJayhawk: Yeah, luckily I didn't recognize the name - I think he's a couple years older than I am.

Jen P

Inmate Sues Schrutebag For "Ear Poisoning"

Jen P — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 16:57:08 EST

Honestly, this guy is a godsend. Everyone's heard about the recent study that said nobody's reading these days ... how could anyone resist this stuff? He could help America become educated again!

Jen P

Inmate Sues Schrutebag For "Ear Poisoning"

Pete Gaines — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 16:54:07 EST

@Jen P: No contact with people under 18? Yikes. I bet that classmate is in jail for unmentionable acts with youngsters.

Pete Gaines

Inmate Sues Schrutebag For "Ear Poisoning"

MeanMachine — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 16:46:50 EST

Man, Steinbrenner needs some help. He's into some sick shit.

MeanMachine

Inmate Sues Schrutebag For "Ear Poisoning"

The Harriet Tubman Underground Railroad Disaster — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 16:39:44 EST

$25 million in damages, eh? Just hit up Rick Riley after he gets paid on Friday.

The Harriet Tubman Underground Railroad Disaster

Inmate Sues Schrutebag For "Ear Poisoning"

Sandburgh — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 16:38:44 EST

This guy deserves a Pulitzer. I honestly can't think of anything I'd rather read than one of his filings.

Sandburgh

Inmate Sues Schrutebag For "Ear Poisoning"

lisa — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 16:37:22 EST

good one against George "daddy" Steinbrenner, he made Dr Blood eat a banana in front of the Yankee team and is waiting to be his "tony danza" when he gets out in 2012.

lisa

Inmate Sues Schrutebag For "Ear Poisoning"

MeanMachine — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 16:34:51 EST

Someone should mail him this comments section and see if he sues Deadspin.

MeanMachine

Inmate Sues Schrutebag For "Ear Poisoning"

BDoc — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 16:34:25 EST

@Jen P: "Friend this member"? I thought Myspace was the preferred service for random hookups and conjugal visit scheduling.

BDoc

Inmate Sues Schrutebag For "Ear Poisoning"

Gareth Keenan Investigates! — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 16:31:07 EST

@Shea Guevara: I wouldn't mind hearing a few inmates give Schrutebag a 'Fudgie the Whale' either, if ya know what I mean...ha cha cha cha.

Gareth Keenan Investigates!

Inmate Sues Schrutebag For "Ear Poisoning"

The New Math: 86=1 — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 16:29:35 EST

Oh, please let this go to trial. The bit about Carr and Starbucks is great.

@Summer-of-George: But then people can't complain about how awful it is.

The New Math: 86=1

Inmate Sues Schrutebag For "Ear Poisoning"

peytonloveskenny — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 16:29:05 EST

@Jen P: Who cares about that, you can join one of several fan clubs.

[www.facebook.com]

peytonloveskenny

Inmate Sues Schrutebag For "Ear Poisoning"

Hit Bull Win Steak — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 16:28:18 EST

Cowherd is a double agent; also works part time at Fox Sportsnet but collects double paychecks with ESPN.

Awesome

Hit Bull Win Steak

Inmate Sues Schrutebag For "Ear Poisoning"

She Blinded Me With Violence — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 16:28:02 EST

I wish Jonathan was my grandpa so I could sit on his lap while he told me stories all day.

She Blinded Me With Violence

Inmate Sues Schrutebag For "Ear Poisoning"

Sargent — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 16:27:52 EST

@Sarge: Scott T. Sargent©

Sargent

Inmate Sues Schrutebag For "Ear Poisoning"

iamfootstepsfalcosuncle — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 16:27:29 EST

Dr. Blood is due to be released 3/23/2012.

iamfootstepsfalcosuncle

Inmate Sues Schrutebag For "Ear Poisoning"

roland_t_flakfizer — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 16:27:01 EST

I had not read the complaint against Isiah Thomas. I learned numerous facts by reading it:

1) Isiah played pick up with Rip Hamilton in Pennsylvania.

2) Isiah really likes white men.

3) If Riches refused to have phone sex with Isiah in prison, Isiah would send his friend patrick ewing to get riches.

Wow. My coworkers think I'm bananas right now.

roland_t_flakfizer

Inmate Sues Schrutebag For "Ear Poisoning"

Jen P — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 16:25:00 EST

@Zach Parise's Shorty: I guess they can join if they have computer access, but his facebook page just says "This facebook member is currently incarcerated in the South Carolina state prison system. You must be 18 or older to friend this member."

Jen P

Inmate Sues Schrutebag For "Ear Poisoning"

chilltown — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 16:24:29 EST

@Jen P: He has facebook in prison? Jesus, its worse than I thought.

chilltown

Inmate Sues Schrutebag For "Ear Poisoning"

War Penguin — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 16:24:20 EST

You know, what with some prisons having Internet access (I think, anyway) ... I wonder if this guy reads Deadspin. Maybe he's reading this very post.

War Penguin

Inmate Sues Schrutebag For "Ear Poisoning"

CubsDynasty — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 16:23:37 EST

Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

I think he should be hired for a daily closer

CubsDynasty

Inmate Sues Schrutebag For "Ear Poisoning"

MitchKayak — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 16:23:04 EST

If he is in solitary, he must travel through space and time with Darren Daulton to see the Schrutebag at Starbucks.

MitchKayak

Inmate Sues Schrutebag For "Ear Poisoning"

Summer-of-George — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 16:22:19 EST

Can Jonathan take over the SSW?

Summer-of-George

Inmate Sues Schrutebag For "Ear Poisoning"

Matt Sussman — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 16:21:46 EST

Oh, and Riches© is suing Brangelina and their children for international kidnapping. Money quote:

"Zahara, Shiloh, Pax Pitt know about this, but fail to report it to police. I learned of this through Billy Bob Thorton who is my pen pal."

Also, David Beckham is financing the entire thing. But he's not being sued. Thank the Lord.

Matt Sussman

Inmate Sues Schrutebag For "Ear Poisoning"

Sargent — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 16:21:31 EST

@Disgruntled Goat: where do i sign

Sargent

Inmate Sues Schrutebag For "Ear Poisoning"

Scoops — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 16:21:26 EST

This Riches© character is lying. I invented and patented the Wheel of Genius.

Scoops

Inmate Sues Schrutebag For "Ear Poisoning"

Babcocksure — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 16:21:03 EST

If ear poisoning is really a punishable offense, then I have some suing to do.

I'm looking in your direction SAS...

Babcocksure

Inmate Sues Schrutebag For "Ear Poisoning"

Disgruntled Goat — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 16:17:35 EST

Anyone interested in making this class-action?

Disgruntled Goat

Inmate Sues Schrutebag For "Ear Poisoning"

Shorty — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 16:16:34 EST

@Jen P: There's a facebook network for people in prison?

Shorty

Inmate Sues Schrutebag For "Ear Poisoning"

crazyjoedavola — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 16:16:27 EST

@Upstate Underdog: Where they hook up with Peter King and enjoy vigorous man love.

crazyjoedavola

Inmate Sues Schrutebag For "Ear Poisoning"

peytonloveskenny — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 16:16:24 EST

Is there a place for all of this guy's lawsuits? Like how Toby files Dwight's complaints about Jim, I'm guessing.

peytonloveskenny

Inmate Sues Schrutebag For "Ear Poisoning"

Larry Bird Flu — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 16:15:58 EST

I just passed out with pleasure while reading this. I'm glad to see it wasn't all a dream.

Larry Bird Flu

Inmate Sues Schrutebag For "Ear Poisoning"

parker91 — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 16:15:55 EST

@Shea Guevara: It's too bad he has already passed on to the great ice cream store in the sky

parker91

Inmate Sues Schrutebag For "Ear Poisoning"

The Fan’s Attic — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 16:15:50 EST

Somebody really needs clemency and I would fully support it knowing he is subjected to Schrutebag every day.

The Fan’s Attic

Inmate Sues Schrutebag For "Ear Poisoning"

Stay Away From Oprah — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 16:15:43 EST

I picture a running list of egregious offenses of Colin posted on this guy's cell wall, and it makes me very happy.

Stay Away From Oprah

Inmate Sues Schrutebag For "Ear Poisoning"

rombuu — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 16:15:10 EST

This reads like one of Lou Holtz's pep talks...

rombuu

Inmate Sues Schrutebag For "Ear Poisoning"

Sandy Magic Jackson — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 16:15:05 EST

@Kid Canada: I love the fact he's "doing business as" Dr. Blood's Orgy of Organs. How do you advertise? Is it a cash business? So many questions...

Sandy Magic Jackson

Inmate Sues Schrutebag For "Ear Poisoning"

Dr.Bledsoe — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 16:15:04 EST

Anyone else think this handwriting looks familiar? I'm wondering about the connection between "Michael Vick" and Jonathan Lee Riches.

Dr.Bledsoe

Inmate Sues Schrutebag For "Ear Poisoning"

She Blinded Me With Violence — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 16:13:39 EST

Cowherd is "Spanning The Globe" with my mind, giving me a constant variety of sports hernias.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you your Deadspin SHOTY 2008.

She Blinded Me With Violence

Inmate Sues Schrutebag For "Ear Poisoning"

UpstateUnderdog — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 16:13:18 EST

Who knew Lloyd Carr and S-bag went to Starbucks together ?

UpstateUnderdog

Inmate Sues Schrutebag For "Ear Poisoning"

FredGarvin — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 16:12:57 EST

Jonathan Lee Riches > Ombudsmen re: gutting Schrutebag

FredGarvin

Inmate Sues Schrutebag For "Ear Poisoning"

Pete Gaines — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 16:12:55 EST

Dr. Blood's Orgy of Organs. Awesome.

Pete Gaines

Inmate Sues Schrutebag For "Ear Poisoning"

Rory B. Bellows — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 16:12:48 EST

Does this man need pro bono representation?

Rory B. Bellows

Inmate Sues Schrutebag For "Ear Poisoning"

GorgeForeman — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 16:12:07 EST

I like that he had the foresight to "copyright" his name.

GorgeForeman

Inmate Sues Schrutebag For "Ear Poisoning"

Jen P — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 16:12:05 EST

"Cowherd lies on the show. Claims he 'goes to the gym' after work, instead I saw him at Starbucks with Lloyd Carr ..."

Jen P

Inmate Sues Schrutebag For "Ear Poisoning"

shea_guevara — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 16:11:39 EST

I think I'd rather listen to all of this guy's legal filings read over the air by Tom Carvel than Schrutebag.

shea_guevara

Inmate Sues Schrutebag For "Ear Poisoning"

UpstateUnderdog — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 16:11:31 EST

I thought "Dr. Blood's Orgy of Organs" was a song by Cannibal Corpse

UpstateUnderdog

Inmate Sues Schrutebag For "Ear Poisoning"

Matt Sussman — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 16:10:45 EST

Cowherd just wants to be the King of Denmark so badly.

Matt Sussman

Inmate Sues Schrutebag For "Ear Poisoning"

She Blinded Me With Violence — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 16:10:41 EST

@'Suss--': Didn't realize that was the same guy. Fudge the blog, get this man a reality show, STAT.

She Blinded Me With Violence

Inmate Sues Schrutebag For "Ear Poisoning"

Jen P — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 16:09:48 EST

I was doing a facebook search for folks who graduated from my high school, and came up with someone who's currently in the South Carolina prison system. Maybe he knows this guy.

Jen P

Inmate Sues Schrutebag For "Ear Poisoning"

Camp Tiger Claw — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 16:09:46 EST

You know why this guy is a genius? He manages to drop non sequitors like "Fish come from the bottom of the Salt Lake" into a lawsuit that is already nonsensical.

That's a dangerously high degree of comedy difficulty.

Camp Tiger Claw