<![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack! - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack! - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> Glory Glory Man United!!!

MrRedDevil

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> Don't worry Arse-holes,

You guys always get the calls at home.

Lunatic Fringe

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @BigTenObsession: I was thinking the same thing. I hope they drop a touchdown on Chelsea. Sounds like Hleb and Fabergas will be back with van Persie on the bench.

Munsoned

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @BigTenObsession:

Good Luck with that.

Looking forward to seeing it on FSC

Lunatic Fringe

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> Morning. So to get rid of nightmare ant do you need a giant magnifying glass?

Munsoned

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Lunatic Fringe:

fuck Manure. Now my boys have to get all 3 against Chelsea to stay top of the table.

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> THREADJACK

LIVERPOOL 0

MAN UTD. 1

GO DEVILS !!

Lunatic Fringe

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> Nightmare Ant killed Skeets, didn't he?

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> I live about 40 minutes from Foxboro and the weather is really not bad right now.

Munsoned

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> GOOD GIANT ANT MORNING

becky

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> Weekend Daddy doesn't love us anymore.

And who's that lady in his room?

Philistine

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> I've been up since 0430 Central, at the gym. It's like 3 degrees outside. Suck on that Boston honks. I'd rather have your snow.

FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> Update 3: Snow blowing sideways--street, car, garbage cans (almost) covered

Anyone wamt a live blog of the storm???

Anyone want 2 tickets for todays game?

Fawn Liebowitz

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> Update 2--this storm is a bad motherfucker--which is a word I dont use--except for this--

Since I checked in 20 mins ago--the street, my car, etc has major coverage

As Bob Dylan says--You aint goin nowhere...

Fawn Liebowitz

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Fawn Leibowitz: Nobody--thats what I thought--

Enjoy the games today everyone!

Fawn Liebowitz

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> Alright-an update--its fucking snowing like a madman--and my daily alarm for 6:20 just went off----

If I can go to the game I'll try to live blog--or at least I'll practice

And whoever said way earlier suck it up and go--come down to my stead and shovel me the fuck out--cause its looking like a monster--

So that means Tom/Randy will only score 3 TDs???????
Or should I say Randy/Tom...

This is the first official commment of the new day 12/16--god help me I will be driving...

Its six fucking fifty--sorry for the sweaaring but who the ef is up besides me?

Fawn Liebowitz

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> Nightmare Ant... I wanted to tell you I've been thinking about you all night. You've been in my dreams; but the only nightmare is that... you won't let us be together. Dammit Nightmare Ant! I think I'm starting to have feelings for you.

Hell... I'm not afraid anymore. I'll say it:
I'm falling in love with you, Nightmare Ant. And it feels so right.

Naptown Drew

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Tuffy: check your gmail

Fawn Liebowitz

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> I CAN'T SLEEP BECAUSE NIGHTMARE ANT HAS RELEASED HIS TOXINS INTO MY BRAIN.

SO NOW I'M GOING TO WATCH FARGO.

1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Coming Into The Game, The Superstar Receiver, Of Your Upper...: Your confirmation name must have caused quite the consternation with the congregation.

@Fawn Leibowitz: Boo.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Fawn Leibowitz: Okay, I'll just whore myself since it's DUAN and no one's peeking:

[refrigeratorlogic.wordpress.com]

My address is thereabouts. Don't tell the IRS or any such.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Tuffy: It's Catholic.
@Fawn Leibowitz: I think I am.
@Tuffy: Actually it's BlueJaysss...
@Coming Into The Game, The Superstar Receiver, Of Your Upper Deck Torontooo BJsss: WTF am I doing up at this time?
@Brazil Thrill: ²³ =

Coming Into The Game, ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #J23 - The Superstar Receiver, ofyourupperdeck TORONTOOOoo BJSss ®

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Tuffy: I went, responded--unless I am a total fucktard--?

Fawn Liebowitz

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Fawn Leibowitz: Apparently, Canada.

My Web site is on my commenter page. From there, deduction should be the deducing part. It's all About me, really.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Tuffy: Is that a clue? I'm so confused--and Im not even a natural blonde--
Plus who the fuck is up at this hour?

Fawn Liebowitz

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Fawn Leibowitz: Maybe I'm just trying to bump my page views. I'm devious that way.

@Coming Into The Game, The Superstar Receiver, Of Your Upper Deck Torontooo BJsss: That's one helluva Christian name, Coming Into The Game, The Superstar Receiver, Of Your Upper Deck Torontooo BJsss.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Coming Into The Game, The Superstar Receiver, Of Your Upper...: AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AGAIN?!?!?!?

WTF! Redux? DeJa Vu! I need to sniff base like Juan Pierre!

Dream doing Coke with Lohan & Minnillo!!!
Dream doing Coke with Lohan & Minnillo!!!
...

Coming Into The Game, ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #J23 - The Superstar Receiver, ofyourupperdeck TORONTOOOoo BJSss ®

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> Good Evening The Deadspins!

Coming Into The Game, ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #J23 - The Superstar Receiver, ofyourupperdeck TORONTOOOoo BJSss ®

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Tuffy: Fair enough--but if I cant figure it out dont hold it against me--

Fawn Liebowitz

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Fawn Leibowitz: To be on my own? Like a rolling stone? You'll have to crack the puzzle; we've pestered DUAN enough.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> No one's left but us--you must be in a way earlier that east coast time zone

How does it feel?

Fawn Liebowitz

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> Nightmare Ant-icipation
Nightmare Ant-icipation
Is making me late
Is keepin' me waitin

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Tuffy: I'm so dumb--

There is no sun up in the sky
No sign of heaven anywhere in sight

When are you coming back from holiday?

Fawn Liebowitz

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Fawn Leibowitz: I'm on vacation. If you tried to reach me before, you missed by a step; I have no way of responding to you. Look closer.

So tell me what I see
When I look in your eyes
Is that you, baby?
Or just a brilliant disguise

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Fawn Leibowitz: "sky"

Fuck--I ruined it

Fawn Liebowitz

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Tuffy:
Who will buy this wonderful morning
Such a aky you never did see
Who will tie it up with a ribbon
Amd put it in a box for me?

Fawn Liebowitz

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> I'm out as well. Nite folks.

Brazil Thrill

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Tuffy: Do you ever sleep? Or will you be serenading me with lyrics all night--

The screen door slams
Mary's dress waves
Like a vision she dances across the porch
As the radio plays
Show a little faith
Theres magic in the night
You aint a beauty but hey youre alright
And thats alright by me

Fawn Liebowitz

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Fawn Leibowitz: Look for the bare necessities, the simple bare necessities. Forget about your worries and your strife! I mean the bare necessitates are Mother Nature's recipes that bring the bare necessities of life.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Camp Tiger Claw: Guacamole and gin? You're a sinner in every god's eye. Bless you.

@Fawn Leibowitz: I'll light the fire and you place the flowers in the vase that you bought today.

...Our house is a very very very fine house with two cats in the yard; life used to be so hard. Now everything is easy 'cause of you.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Brazil Thrill: Yeah, the ex complained of gonad retraction in those cases....*exasperated*

and it's time to go to sleep...many thanks for the company all...

Adieu Nightmare Ant, until we meet again.

Scout

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Tuffy: Meatloaf sure had some suggestive lyrics.

@Scout: Your move. I think the well is about to run dry, though.

Brazil Thrill

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Tuffy: You are in my head--I love Baby Mine

A dream is a wish your heart makes
When youre fast asleep
In dreams you will lose your heartaches
Whatever you wish for, you keep

Fawn Liebowitz

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> alright. now i go to bed. i have enoyed our time together.

Never forget how delicious guacamole is.

Camp Tiger Claw

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Tuffy: Keep your eyes on the road
Your hands upon the wheel
Keep your eyes on the road
Your hands upon the wheel
We're going to the roadhouse
Were gonna have a real good time

Fawn Liebowitz

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Fawn Leibowitz: Baby mine, don't you cry
Baby mine, dry your eyes
Rest your head close to my heart, never to part
Baby of mine

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Tuffy: How do you know all this stuff? Are you in my head

When you wish upon a star
Makes no difference who you are
Anything your heart desires will come to you

Fawn Liebowitz

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> I am a back door man. I am a back door man. Well, the men don't know, but the little girls understand.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Camp Tiger Claw: Nightmare Ant has thrown the Earth off it's axis.

Scout

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> I have a bigger dick than anyone in the WNBA

/drunk

calmasacucumber

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> Hey Woman! Hey! Woman! Listen here. Since your old man ain't got no heart I bet maybe you like to see a real man. I bet you stay up late every night dreamin' you had a real man, don't ya? Listen to this. Tell you what. Bring your pretty little self over to my apartment tonight and I'll show you a real man.

Camp Tiger Claw

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Camp Tiger Claw: You can't win!

-Rocky 3 or 4

Scout

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Scout: I thought male ovulation only happened when going shopping with a girlfriend. Or maybe that was my testicles crying for help.

Brazil Thrill

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Fawn Leibowitz: The lunatic is in my head. There's someone in my head, but it's not me.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Scout: Ive matched my lifetime DUAN post total in one night. The sky is the limit tonihgt.

/gin

Camp Tiger Claw

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Tuffy: @Tuffy: What good is sitting all alone in your room?

Fawn Liebowitz

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Scout: Hush. I couldn't be more beautiful as when I'm part of the miracle of life. You can't take that from me.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> We always have to be in the middle of the action because we're the warriors! And without some challenge, without some damn war to fight, then the warriors might as well be dead, Stallion.

Camp Tiger Claw

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Brazil Thrill: Deadspin is my anti-drug.

Except quite the opposite.

@Fawn Leibowitz: Me and you. God only knows it's not what we would choose to do.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Scout: Peacocks are the polar opposite of humans. Males are all pretty and attractive, females don't want any attention or money.

@Camp Tiger Claw: I will break you!

Brazil Thrill

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Camp Tiger Claw: The longer you stay on this post, the closer you get to male ovulation*.

*imaginary concept

Scout

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> I totally meant Z25Y(2AB)6.

Brazil Thrill

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> Practice, practice, practice

I'll give it a shot tomorrow--wish you were here

Remember when you were young
And you shone like the sun?
Shine on you crazy diamond

Fawn Liebowitz

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Tuffy: So what's yer 3X2(9YZ)4A?

Brazil Thrill

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Camp Tiger Claw: We're testing my masculinity with musicals. Your testes are kangaroo-strong if you don't follow.

Rocky movies, it is. For it's the Eye of the Camp Tiger Claw.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> Or Meat Loaf lyrics.

Camp Tiger Claw

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> Because i dont know what the fuck is going on.

Camp Tiger Claw

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Tuffy: Time and place

Consider yourself at home
Consider yourself part of the family

Fawn Liebowitz

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> Can we change the game to lines from Rocky movies?

Camp Tiger Claw

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Brazil Thrill: Speak for yourself. Bushmills is my 3X2(9YZ)4A.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> Merrill Hodge: "In order to beat the Patriots, you must stay close. You can't get blown out." His intellect knows no bounds.

@Tuffy: Well, maybe my spine would be just fine if Lucy didn't yank that football at the last second before every kick. Bitch.
/Charlie

Brazil Thrill

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Brazil Thrill: Yeah...plus the peacocks get the brilliant plumage while the peahens are stuck in the brush with the drab brown feathers (to hide and protect the kids).

Scout

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Fawn Leibowitz: See me. Feel me. Touch me. Heal me.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Scout: Because it's hot, not because of allergies. The whiskey does not make me smarter.

Brazil Thrill

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Tuffy: Listening to you, I get the feeling
Gazing at you I get the heat
Following you
I climb the mountain
I get excitement at your feet

Fawn Liebowitz

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Tuffy: Am I going to be banned? For bad form and lousy diction?

Fawn Liebowitz

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Brazil Thrill: Grow a fucking spine, Charlie Brown. Now let me emasculate you further.

@Fawn Leibowitz: That deaf, dumb, and blind commenter sure plays a mean pinball.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Tuffy: Tonight
Tonight
Wont be just any night
Tonight there will be no morning star
Tonight
Tonight
I'll see my love tonight
And for us stars will stop where they are

Today the hours seems like minutes..

Fawn Liebowitz

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Brazil Thrill: They bring their computers to a mutually agreed upon asphalt surface. Once everyone has arrived someone approximates a square divided into quadrants. Then everyone puts down their computer and gets a giant red rubber ball fired at their fucking head because I kick ass at four square.

Camp Tiger Claw

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Scout: Thanks! Took it from Jimmy Eat World's new album, took me a bit to photoshop their name out. Are you allergic to feathers?

Brazil Thrill

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Scout: Muy cayainte (please read phonetically)

Scout

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Camp Tiger Claw: How does one play four square over them interwebs?

Brazil Thrill

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Brazil Thrill: The new avatar is very nice. It also drained my sinuses.

Scout

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Camp Tiger Claw: I thought ninjas just hung around airports and got sucked into airplane engines.

@Fawn Leibowitz: I feel pretty
Oh so pretty
I feel pretty and witty and gay
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me today

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Tuffy: I'll take some psychiatric advice for 5¢.

Brazil Thrill

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> Anyone wanna play four square?

Camp Tiger Claw

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> I only want to say
If there is a way
Take this cup away from me
Because I dont want to taste its poison

Fawn Liebowitz

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Tuffy: Just dont say I'm
Damned
For all time

Fawn Liebowitz

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Tuffy: I am looking out the window and waiting. It's headed quietly this way like a travel fucking ninja.

Camp Tiger Claw

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Tuffy: Why cant a woman be more like a man?

Men are so honest, so throughly square
Eternally noble, historically fair
Who when you win will always give your back a pat
Why cant a woman, be more like that

Fawn Liebowitz

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Scout: A ceramic dynamic, young lady.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Tuffy: Kiln explosion?

Scout

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Camp Tiger Claw: Oh, and do not discount a Vigoda/Estrada British joke. It's been done, but it's not all done.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Brazil Thrill: Ten cents for my advice.

@Camp Tiger Claw: You can also make a Ron Glass/Firefly joke, but it involves running out of booze an hour ago in a snowstorm. I am woefully underprepared for this influx of white shit.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Fawn Leibowitz: I don't know how to love her
What to do
How to move her
I can change
Yes, really change

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @becky: Also has a pretty good new band named after him.

[www.pitchforkmedia.com]

AND was namechecked in a Liz Phair song.

@Tuffy: I just spent five minutes trying to think of a Barney Miller pun. I couldn't and i thoght it was cause i'm drunk. It's actually cause there's only one Barney Miller pun and you just made it.

Camp Tiger Claw

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Tuffy: I must admit I'm more of a Lucy guy myself.

Brazil Thrill

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Tuffy: Small and white
Clean and bright
You look happy to meet me

Fawn Liebowitz

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Fawn Leibowitz: How do you solve a problem like Fawn?

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Tuffy: I am 16 going on 17
Innocent as a rose

Fawn Liebowitz

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Camp Tiger Claw: I dunno. It is kinda Fishy.

@Fawn Leibowitz: From the moment we posted tonight, that's just the way I've got to behave.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Camp Tiger Claw:
he's alive-
[www.abevigoda.com]

becky

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> None of this has any connection to Abe Vigoda.

Camp Tiger Claw

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Tuffy: Isnt it call a lawyer and sue me??

And call a policeman and shoot me, shoot me shoot bullets through me

I love you

Fawn Liebowitz

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Fawn Leibowitz: Siddown, Fawn, you're rockin' the boat.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Tuffy: I doubt anyone would ever make snake eyes at you..

Fawn Liebowitz

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Fawn Leibowitz: Alright already! So call a policeman! So sue me, sue me, what can you do me? I love you!

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Tuffy: I'm on this date with you (I wish)
The pickings have been lush
At times you have a very unladylike way of running our
You might refuse your manners
You might refuse to stay
So all the best that I can do is say...

Fawn Liebowitz

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Brazil Thrill: I emptied my bottle of Bushmills and have been plotting ways to convert Marcie since 11 pm.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Fawn Leibowitz: A lady wouldn't flirt with strangers. She'd have a heart; she'd have a soul. A lady wouldn't make little snake eyes at me when I've bet my post on this roll.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @naptowndrew: I don't know, I found that every swig of whiskey made the ant more cartoonish and likable. Maybe one more glass and it'll look like Snoopy.

Brazil Thrill

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Tuffy: Luck be a lady tonite
Luck be a lady tonite
Luck if you've ever been a lady to begin with
Luck be a lady tonite

Fawn Liebowitz

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Tuffy: I have to admit I did my SNL bit tonight with the dashing young Scout tonight when she went Land Shark. You'll have to settle for Simpsons. My apologies in advance.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Camp Tiger Claw:

I need the details on that new Palomino...

Naptown Drew

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Fawn Leibowitz: They call you Lady Luck, but there is room for doubt. At times, you have a very un-ladylike way of running out.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Tuffy: That was my original conceit, but then I switched to this:

[snltranscripts.jt.org]

Camp Tiger Claw

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> Oh Christ the fucking ant is still here. I'm way too fucked up for this tonight.

Naptown Drew

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Fawn Leibowitz: I just dfound out two hours ago that i have a ticket to the game tomorrow.

I went to about twenty games at ol' Foxboro. This will be my first time @ Gillette.

Camp Tiger Claw

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Tuffy: Your eyes are the eyes of a man who's in love

And oh how they give you away

Why try to deny you're a man who's in love

And I know very well what I say

Fawn Liebowitz

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Camp Tiger Claw: Simpsons.

@Fawn Leibowitz: I've really never been in love before.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @becky: @Tuffy: Blowfish and Funk Framingham?

Camp Tiger Claw

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Tuffy: Ask me how do I feel--
Ask me know that we're cozy and clinging--

Well all I can say if I was a bell I'd be ringing

Fawn Liebowitz

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Camp Tiger Claw: HELLO DOCTOR TIGER CLAW!

@Fawn Leibowitz: And you're the only doll I've ever wanted to share it with me!

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Camp Tiger Claw:

DR TI
DR TIGERCLAW

becky

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Tuffy: You have made my day, my tomorrow--when, instead of our usual stuff. I am playing "Guys and Dolls" on the way to Foxboro

Amd woe to those who try and stop me!

Fawn Liebowitz

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> Hello there everybodyy Its Dr. Tigerclaw.

Camp Tiger Claw

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> John McClain, you're a crazy son of a bitch.

Brazil Thrill

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @becky: Boy, if I were an ant, I'd be cooked.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> actually, I think I'd best leave you two alone.
pleasant giant ant dreams.

becky

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @becky: Yes. Yes, we are. If you're a lamp, you may light.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Fawn Leibowitz: heh. Ask me how do I feel.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> are we...are we doing Guys & Dolls?

becky

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Tuffy: "poisen"--now, wherever, whenever, I will gladly bear your children

Fawn Liebowitz

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Fawn Leibowitz: From the lack of community properity and a feeling she's getting too old, a poisen could develop a bad bad cold!

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Tuffy: You'll know from a glance by the two pair of pants

Not to intrude, but I love you

Fawn Liebowitz

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Fawn Leibowitz: Not yet. Just from waiting for that little email, a poisun could develop a coild.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @becky: He should be forced to name his next child "Sumner". Wow.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Tuffy: I tried--hope it works

We'll see if it takes

Fawn Liebowitz

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> NOG, Nick and Nick2.
I shit you not, my friend. 3 separate episodes.

becky

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @becky: Seriously? I mean it. Please identify those mounting the apocalyptic "I Am Legend" corpse.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Scout: And you'll know from a glance by the two pair of pants.

Never mind the bollocks. Mine, I leave to chance and chemistry.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> Japanese hair metal bands named "Loudness" = sublime

Videos for Japanese hair metal bands named "Loudness" = sublimier

She Blinded Me With Violence

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> and holy shit, there are 3 entirely different Fresh Prince marathons on simultaneously.

becky

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Fawn Leibowitz: I'll lead, if it's all the same. A talented person would deduce how to find me off DUAN. You'll know me from my strong moral fiber and the wisdom in my head to the homely aroma in my pipe.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> man, I was hoping the giant nightmare ant would be gone by the time I got back from my giant nightmare holiday party, but I'll be giant nightmare damned, it's still giant nightmare here.

becky

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Tuffy:Place and time, homes

And: Its 1,2,3 and

Fawn Liebowitz

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> Weed's out. I'm going to go pour him into bed. 'Night all. -Cinnamon

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Fawn Leibowitz: You've got me tied in knots and your queen is full of knowledge. Shall we still talk together with Deadspin all around us? Shall we dance? 1, 2, 3?

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Tuffy: More like,

Shall we dance,
On a bright cloud of music shall we fly?

And if you mention Stalag 17--you better include me--one of my favorites of all time

Fawn Liebowitz

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Hazel Maes Landing Strip: Yes. For example, you could stop coming home from drinking.

'Tis an exercise in futility though, my friend. Once you have seen Nightmare Ant, you cannot un-see him. His visage shall haunt us all evermore.

She Blinded Me With Violence

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Hazel Maes Landing Strip: Do NOT leave me as the only drunk here.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> I'm really and truly blushing. The belle of the ball, finally!

@Fawn Leibowitz: Archimedes? May we dance?

@Scout: Stalag 17? May we dance?

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> If I come home from drinking every night and see Nightmare Ant, I am going to have to re-evaluate my nighttime plans.

HazelMaesLandingStrip

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Tuffy: My goal is happy men--they like to eat, and drink, and they are all cute/cut so you never know

I will be the only fem so its almost like a smorgasbord--where you know the courses--but maybe one will cue you up

Fawn Liebowitz

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Tuffy: First, you need to begin by removing the soft clay your cell walls are constructed from. I'll send you some baggy pants and a Rita Hayworth poster. You know accounting, yes? I'll throw in a slide rule and a box of Number 2 pencils.

See ya on the island Tuffs!

Scout

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Tuffy: How can I practice when I keep answering to my fucking self?

I feel like Clemens--or whoever--after they discovered "Hey, this shit works"

Fawn Liebowitz

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Fawn Leibowitz: What's your goal? A foot of Nightmare Ant snow or the Mary Kay pink Cadillac? They require different tasks from the young lass.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Scout: Yes. I hope you brought a knife and an empty coal cart for the escape.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Fawn Leibowitz: Alright now that hydrocodone must be working because I answered to myself--

So again--Tuffy:

4 of each--plus I will find one of those Daulerio bims if I have to
Tell me how!

Fawn Liebowitz

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Fawn Leibowitz: I'll be honest, I am hoping for a blizzard during the game, I love watching football in the snow. Especially when I'm warm inside at home.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> Wow! Gone for awhile....Has Nightmare Ant locked everyone up in DU!AN?

Scout

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Yostal: Yes. I'm sure it's coincidence.

@Fawn Leibowitz: Practice, young Fawn. Practice, practice, practice. And now you know the secret word.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> Cheesy evil, I should say. Cheevil.

She Blinded Me With Violence

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @RockYouLikeAnIracane: I'm intriuged by the possibility, but concerned about Al's track record without Willie Mitchell as his producer.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> Holy shit, now a Krokus video. VH1 Classic is just a bit of alright.

It's kinda like the video for "The Safety Dance" except it's, I dunno, evil.

She Blinded Me With Violence

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Fawn Leibowitz: 4 of each--plus I will find one of those Daulerio bims if I have to

Tell me how!

Fawn Liebowitz

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Hank Scorpio: I am excited

BabaOje

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> The Smithereens' cover of "Time Won't Let Me" is really good.

What, yes, fine, I spent the afternoon watching TimeCop. Are you happy now?

Yostal

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Tuffy: I'll give you 3 of each if you tell me how...

Fawn Liebowitz

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> So I just became aware that Dokken did a version of "Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town". I'm... I'm not sure how to feel about that. But I think it might be awesome.

She Blinded Me With Violence

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Tuffy: What? What is the secret word? Please------------

Fawn Liebowitz

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Hank Scorpio: Al Green + ?uestlove warms the cockles of my heart.

Rock You Like An Iracane

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Fawn Leibowitz: Y'know what? I'm not even sure what you're enumerating anymore, but I'll take two of each.

The 'spin allows Blackberries if you know the Pee Wee Herman secret word.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @RockYouLikeAnIracane: Glad to hear it--sensitive, nice guys are at a premium and I hope she fully appreciates you

Fawn Liebowitz

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Tuffy: 1) Understood

2) Yeah, in about 30 mins or so

3) Its a hard knock life--

Thank you Hank Scorpio--you were right--not an effing flake--prepping for tomorrow's game!

If the 'spin allowed BlackBerrys I would live blog the game

BTW, the hydrocodone has no measurable effect...

Fawn Liebowitz

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Fawn Leibowitz: She knows. She's my best friend and all that. We click.

It's kind of a nice arrangement.

Rock You Like An Iracane

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Fawn Leibowitz: My KGB flask would do its duty. Until then, I shall drink from the bottle as I do tonight.

@Fawn Leibowitz: You're smacking yourself? How... yes. Well.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @She Blinded Me With Violence: It's far too late for technical.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Tuffy: I'll settle for seeing him in concert at some point, it should be interesting to see where him working with ?uestlove is going.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Hank Scorpio: I'd rather not, if that's copacetic.

She Blinded Me With Violence

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @RockYouLikeAnIracane: Not at all. Pretend to be Scottish; that's what made Zeta-Jones' loins quiver for Connery.

@She Blinded Me With Violence: When I am rich, I want to attend a sermon from the Reverend Al Green. I hope it is not too selfish or worldly to wish this.

@UkraineNotWeak: I understand. I came to it on my own.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Tuffy: As would I, normally--but I have the week btw Xmas and NewYears off and fams will be around--so I may hit the theatre--

Holy shit if you lived here you would totes be going wif me--and I would buy the popcorn and cokes (and you would bring in the rum for the coke)

Fawn Liebowitz

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @She Blinded Me With Violence: Well if you want to get really technical it's the Rev. Albert Greene.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> Night all.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Fawn Leibowitz: Smack me down if you must, but you are a little sweetie

Hope your girl appreciates that

Fawn Liebowitz

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Tuffy: Would it work?

@Fawn Leibowitz: I happen to think I have good taste, too. Much of it seems to be similar to those of my female friends.

Rock You Like An Iracane

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Baba Oje: That's "The Reverend Al Green", thank you. And mind the grits.

She Blinded Me With Violence

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Fawn Leibowitz: No. It will be a DVD experience. I could not fathom a movie theater with teenagers without the proverbial gun to my temple.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Tuffy:

My parents, who use to frequent Broadway quite often, had plenty of cast albums back when I was a child. Unfortunately, those albums went somewhere many years ago. Wish I had them today.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @She Blinded Me With Violence: That last one is both good advice and common sense.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @UkraineNotWeak: I had a cassette of that worn to bits. I have the iTunes version of the same now. It pleases me.

@RockYouLikeAnIracane: You'd drug them and then pretend to be Irish?

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @RockYouLikeAnIracane: You totes took my comment the wrong way--

I was props you for your artistic sensitivity--nothing else

Fawn Liebowitz

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Fawn Leibowitz: I liked Enchanted, even though I rolled my eyes at parts.

Rock You Like An Iracane

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> Al Green is the man.

BabaOje

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Tuffy: Then I worship at the fount of 42...

Have you heard Amy Adams songs from Enchanted?

Fawn Liebowitz

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @Hank Scorpio: The 1993 single for Carter's Strokin' includes such tracks as Strokin', Still Strokin', Still Strokin (XXX), and of course, Watch Where You Stroke.

She Blinded Me With Violence

]]> <![CDATA[He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!]]> @