SHOTY Elite Eight: Ron Mexico Vs. Isiah Thomas - Deadspin Comments

SHOTY Elite Eight: Ron Mexico Vs. Isiah Thomas

Satyr Icon — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 16:11:17 EST

Isiah threw away $100+ million dollar franchise in favor of torturing fans. What's more SHOTY than that?

FIXED.

SHOTY Elite Eight: Ron Mexico Vs. Isiah Thomas

failurate — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 15:53:42 EST

Vick threw away $100+ million dollars in future earnings in favor of torturing dogs. What's more SHOTY than that?
His dumbassedness is unmatchable.

failurate

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gobblegirl — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 01:21:47 EST

@RagingRomones: Well said.

gobblegirl

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She Blinded Me With Violence — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 18:33:44 EST

@She Blinded Me With Violence: Correction:It has been brought to my attention by my esteemed colleague, roland_t_flakfizer, that Jonathan Lee Riches sued Thomas as well as Mexico. So now we have...

Number of times sued by Jonathan Lee Riches:
Mexico - 1
Thomas - 1

I would like to recant the vote I made earlier for Mexico and place it amongst its friends in Isiah's column. I apologize in advance for any errors in voting tabulation and if Isiah winds up losing by one vote, you may all punish me by getting me a roster position on the New York Knickerbockers. Thank you, and Nightmare Ant bless.

She Blinded Me With Violence

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That-Dude — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 17:41:21 EST

I want a full examination of the bracketology. How in the hell is Zeke an 8 seed? At minimum, he supplants Quinn for the 7th seed and he probably should be ranked 6th (Salisbury).

Joe Luinardi would not approve.

That-Dude

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Kiner's Rounded Edge — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 16:50:59 EST

As a Knicks fan, I refuse to vote for Isiah to win anything.

Kiner's Rounded Edge

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Patchy Drizzle — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 16:27:14 EST

@ArkansasFred: Both options are better than starring IN a porno with your parents . . . trust me on that one.

Patchy Drizzle

SHOTY Elite Eight: Ron Mexico Vs. Isiah Thomas

VTBen — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 16:20:29 EST

Isiah got my vote but it was a tough call. A Thomas/Dukes semifinal has potential to be a classic too.

VTBen

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Athletic Supporter v0.42beta — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 16:16:42 EST

@Scout: Considering a horse won it last year, it's safe to say that anything goes.

Athletic Supporter v0.42beta

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Brazil Thrill — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 15:56:33 EST

@Scout: Make sure to take a cow for the sacrifice, otherwise he won't be too happy.

Brazil Thrill

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Juancho — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 15:55:49 EST

@Juancho:Er, to not.

Juancho

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The Mirl — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 15:55:40 EST

I just hope the Knick players don't leave the bench area and let Isiah and Mexico fight this out themselves. I would hate for the outcome to be impacted by league suspensions.

The Mirl

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Brazil Thrill — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 15:55:34 EST

@Becky_MI: So... nice place you got here.

*Awkward silence*

I'll call you, we should totally hang out again!

Brazil Thrill

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Juancho — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 15:51:23 EST

@Scout: You don't know how much restraint I'm using to to make a joke in reply to that.

Juancho

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Scout — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 15:50:22 EST

@Brazil Thrill: I'll ask Nightmare Ant. See what he thinks. Thanks.

Scout

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Scout — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 15:47:15 EST

@Becky_MI: Tell me about it. I thought I picked up Bess Marvin, Girl Detective last night!

Scout

SHOTY Elite Eight: Ron Mexico Vs. Isiah Thomas

RagingRomones — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 15:46:34 EST

Isiah hates bitches. Mexico loves to watch bitches fight. It's a draw, so I'll take the guy that isn't in the pokey

RagingRomones

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Da_Mang — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 15:42:09 EST

@FredGarvin: That's why I'm voting for Zeke. Vick is rotting in a jail cell while not only is Isiah still free, but also still managing to pull a paycheck.

That's what a SHOTY is made of, bitch.

Da_Mang

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Becky_MI — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 15:39:45 EST

@Scout: @Brazil Thrill: @Herbies_Wingman: By the way, I almost feel dirty seeing you here by daylight. It's like a weird walk of shame the next morning... ha.

Becky_MI

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Brazil Thrill — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 15:36:25 EST

@Scout: It's kind of like voting for an MVP. Should you vote for the best player in the league? Or the most valuable player for the league? Or the most valuable player for his team? These all mean different things.

The only definition for SHOTY is "Sports Human Of The Year", it is not clearly defined otherwise. So you can make a case for anybody, really.

Brazil Thrill

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HugsFromHarold — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 15:36:24 EST

Vote for Isiah, it's the only thing the Knicks will "win" this year.

HugsFromHarold

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Becky_MI — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 15:36:22 EST

@Scout: That's a fine criteria. And Isiah's exploits have given me more joyful fodder. Perhaps not AS many posts, but some of the best. Plus, you have sexual harassment, overuse of Bitch, racism, popcorn, and most recently, sunt. I like. As for Vick, I found the "Ookie" fodder at KSK more entertaining and on DS more informative and sad.

Plus, I'm from Detroit, bitch! ;)

Becky_MI

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She Blinded Me With Violence — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 15:33:50 EST

@Scout: You're putting too much analysis into it. Just go with whoever you feel is right.

/Guy who spent 10 minutes analyzing who he was going to vote for and voted for both

She Blinded Me With Violence

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Jefferson Short Bus — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 15:32:33 EST

George Foreman's grill plug in his letter to the judge is sort of like the steel chair in this SHOTY death match.

Jefferson Short Bus

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That-Dude — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 15:30:50 EST

@That-Dude: * inverse not opposite.

That-Dude

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Scout — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 15:30:05 EST

@katni: @Brazil Thrill:
I was just wondering if Deadspin defined the SHOTY anywhere in the past. A word/acronym search wasn't successful.

Scout

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That-Dude — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 15:29:29 EST

@And_You_Shall_Know_Me_By_The_Trail_Of_Cheez-its: I incurred the opposite phenomenon.

That-Dude

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Herbies_Wingman — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 15:27:56 EST

White Bitches > Real Bitches

Go Isiah!

Herbies_Wingman

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BigTenObsession — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 15:19:51 EST

@ClueHeywood:

I do not want to see those results.

BigTenObsession

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@werk — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 15:16:31 EST

@katni:

Yes it is today! I dread Tuesdays.I'm going to go take some nyquil, wake me up when it's the jambaroo on Thursday.

@werk

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I Shot the Sherrill, But I Did Not Shoot the Deputy — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 15:15:19 EST

@SenatorsLostCojones: You've convinced me. Isiah gets my vote.

I Shot the Sherrill, But I Did Not Shoot the Deputy

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FredGarvin — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 15:15:09 EST

compeete = compete

FredGarvin

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FredGarvin — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 15:14:46 EST

Voted for Mexico only because he will be pretty much unable to compeete for the next, oh, 23 months or so, while Douchebag will continue to have numerous opportunities to entertain us over that time.

FredGarvin

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ClueHeywood — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 15:13:06 EST

@Pennington Noodlearm Enthusiast: I see your point...but I think dog executions might test the boundaries of that theory. I'm going to have to work on this in the lab.

ClueHeywood

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Brazil Thrill — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 15:12:04 EST

@Scout: But if we go by the sheer volume of entertainment as opposed to its quality, then we would end up giving the SHOTY to ESPN.

@Juancho: What about my avatar? It's just a simple peacock feather, it signifies nothing really. Nothing at all.

Brazil Thrill

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SlantedAndDisenchanted — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 15:10:17 EST

Zeke's Teflon Don status makes him a true winner among the losers. Anyone who has ever tried to get fired from a job and failed can relate better to Isiah.

SlantedAndDisenchanted

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Katni — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 15:10:01 EST

@Scout: I think we should look at who has the most potential for future hilarity. Clearly Isiah, save for the occassional handwritten missive from Mr. Meh-hee-co.

Katni

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Little Wooden Boy — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 15:09:33 EST

See, Isiah dealt with multiple issues. Everything Vick did all stemmed from the same thing. So I've got to vote for Isiah.

Plus, as it was mentioned before, Isiah has done everything without comeuppance, while Vick is getting his for the next 23 months.

Little Wooden Boy

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Pennington Noodlearm Enthusiast — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 15:07:41 EST

@ClueHeywood: Perhaps. A friend an I recently concluded that anything set to said Yakkity Sax is immediately and inarguably hi-larious.

Pennington Noodlearm Enthusiast

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Katni — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 15:07:38 EST

@@werk: Oh, god, is that today??? Brb. I'm gonna need a Red Bull.

Katni

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SirWalterIII — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 15:06:52 EST

I recommend someone do a bracket pool for this next time. I totally would've called this upset.

SirWalterIII

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@werk — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 15:04:02 EST

Can you hear that? It is the silence before the onslaught of the pain storm that is the SSW.

@werk

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BigTenObsession — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 15:03:23 EST

@landon:

I try. I really should have led off with "First!", though.

BigTenObsession

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throwbot — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 15:03:13 EST

Bitch, I don't give a fuck about these SHOTY voters.

throwbot

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Farneyismycopilot — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 15:00:33 EST

They were both mean to Woody Paige, so, you know, he's not voting for either. Kige, on the other hand, was a complete gentleman and should get the honor. Whether he deserves it or not.

Farneyismycopilot

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Scout — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:59:52 EST

@Becky_MI: @Carmen McFanzone:

I thought the SHOTY is for the person who provided the best DEADSPIN fodder over the past year? Or is it a vote based on who you feel the most entertaining f*ck*p has been? Because what the person did and the results DEADPIN made from that, are 2 different things.

Does this question make any sense?

Scout

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HazelMaesLandingStrip — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:59:45 EST

After Ookie's rather sad and pathetic apology attempt, I'm going to go with the other unrepetent sociopath, I mean Zeke.

HazelMaesLandingStrip

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bamassippi — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:59:28 EST

@BigTenObsession: ESPN comment of the day

bamassippi

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She Blinded Me With Violence — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:57:13 EST

I voted for Isiah, thought about it, made a pros/cons list for each contestant, cleared out my cookies/cache, then voted for Vick. Or I could have saved myself about 10 minutes of my life, not voted at all, and would have had the same impact on the results.

I shall now go play in traffic.

She Blinded Me With Violence

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CaptainHomeless — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:56:33 EST

I voted for Isiah. His woes are a lot more funny. Vick's are mostly just depressing.

CaptainHomeless

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Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:56:26 EST

The joy of Vick (herpes, Ron Mexico) became just sad this year, whereas Isiah was the comedy gift that keeps on giving. Given that this is a humor site, I had to vote Isiah.

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

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Juancho — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:55:38 EST

@Brazil Thrill: With your avatar, I'm trusting your judgement on these things.

Juancho

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crazyjoedavola — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:55:31 EST

Zeke is such a bad coach, they got lit up last night by Mike Dunleavy, jr. He is such a bad GM/President/Grand Poobah that Jerome James is his 3rd worst signing.

Oh yeah and all that legal trouble. Easy.

crazyjoedavola

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Senators Lost Cojones — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:55:17 EST

@Farneyismycopilot: We'll leave it up to the Florida delegates.

Senators Lost Cojones

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Chad Sexington — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:53:48 EST

I'm sick of hearing about Ookie. I voted Zeke.

Besides,we're just killing time until Elijah makes them dead. Dawg.

Chad Sexington

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ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:53:27 EST

Gotta go with the sunt here. Ookie is DSHOF worthy, but this is akin to Williams v. Dimaggio for AL MVP in 41. Vote Isiah!!!

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

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Juancho — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:53:26 EST

@I Party With Smoot: Still have last week's Cultural Oddsmaker up?

Juancho

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A Pimp Named DaveR — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:52:10 EST

Fuck the season ticket holders! Bitch, you're a sunt if you don't vote Isiah.

A Pimp Named DaveR

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morrisalmondjoy — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:52:00 EST

But who is more Now?

morrisalmondjoy

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RonZookonRedBull — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:51:39 EST

Ron Mexico: I should win, I ruined my team.

Zeke: Bitch, please! I ruined two teams and a whole damn league!

There's your winner, folks.

RonZookonRedBull

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Peter Cavan — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:51:36 EST

I had to take Isiah here. He's generated so many back-page and front-page headlines here in NY. And he's the one I can boo in person.

Peter Cavan

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CubsDynasty — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:50:49 EST

Before Isiah is done people will forget he was one of the greatest PG's of all time. In Vick's case people will only forget he was one of the greatest video game players of all time.

CubsDynasty

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drewbage — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:48:37 EST

This is a tough one and should be a final but RM takes the cake.

drewbage

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Rozelle’s Bagman — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:48:01 EST

Fuck Lion.

Rozelle’s Bagman

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riahekans — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:47:44 EST

Isiah gets my vote. Anybody who helped to make the Knicks more of a joke than they already were, deserves a medal of honor.

riahekans

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Gourmet Spud — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:47:05 EST

Wow. Talk about your Sophie's Choice.

I'm going to have to go with baffling ineptitude over pure evil on this one.

Gourmet Spud

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blastitbiggs — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:47:00 EST

If Vick was white, he'd just be another sunt.

blastitbiggs

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Ronnie Woo Woo — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:46:56 EST

@ASox:

SDOTY -> Levis107

Ronnie Woo Woo

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Brazil Thrill — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:46:33 EST

@ArkansasFred: It's even better if you're watching one starring your parents with your parents. Then they can kind of give you some first-hand insight as to why they decided to switch positions, if your dad had to slow down so he didn't bust too early, why he chose the face and not the back at the very end...

Brazil Thrill

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I Party With 33765-183 — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:46:11 EST

@I Party With Smoot: Please stop fucking up your own jokes. Ignore me. I'm going back to looking at porn now.

I Party With 33765-183

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ASox — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:45:08 EST

There really should be 2 awards: SHOTY and SDOTY (Sports Douchebag of the Year).

It's even possible that the same person could sweep both awards some years.

ASox

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I Party With 33765-183 — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:44:47 EST

@Rob Iracane: Seen that one too. Your parents are freaks, dude.

I Party With 33765-183

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UpstateUnderdog — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:43:47 EST

"Who advances to the Elite Eight: Ron Mexico, Or Isiah Thomas?"

I thought this was the elite eight.

UpstateUnderdog

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MannysHeadStash — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:43:32 EST

I'm gonna give Vick a couple more days to do something spectacular while in prison before I cast my vote. The whole "Sunt/Nightmare Ant" video is still too fresh in my mind and it's swaying my decision.

MannysHeadStash

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And_You_Shall_Know_Me_By_The_Trail_of_Cheez-Its — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:43:24 EST

I tried voting for Isiah 3 times and it wouldn't bring up the results. I then tried Ookie and it brought them right up. Conspiracy?

And_You_Shall_Know_Me_By_The_Trail_of_Cheez-Its

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Scout — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:43:12 EST

These guys are both pretty much in the sunset of their Deadspin offerings. Isiah will be fired and Vick will be in jail for a few years.

But Vick has been the more well-rounded mark for us. Lying, Gambling, Fighting/Killing Dogs...Lying about Gambling and Fighting/Killing Dogs...Killing Dogs by Electrocution and Hanging...especially for someone so shy. Gotta be Vick.

Scout

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DennyCrane — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:42:50 EST

@complicated wet dreams: I volunteer to make one.

DennyCrane

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ClueHeywood — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:42:27 EST

@Becky_MI: I agree...Isiah's escapades have been far more funny than Ron's...if you set the "highlights" of the last few years of Isiah's career to the Benny Hill theme song that would be funny. Electrocuting dogs to the theme song...not nearly as funny.

ClueHeywood

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Carmen McFanzone — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:41:40 EST

Zeke.

Ookie is just a serious, serious asshole.

Carmen McFanzone

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complicated wet dreams — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:41:12 EST

So since he's run the Knicks into the ground so badly that they can't win anything in the foreseeable future, do you think Isiah could get Dolan to hang the SHOTY banner up in the MSG rafters if he wins?

complicated wet dreams

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Rob Iracane — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:40:31 EST

@ArkansasFred: Option two. I've seen it, and it's fantastic.

Rob Iracane

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wes mantooth — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:40:01 EST

@Ladies Love Fennis: I agree. He's the Marty Scorsese of Sportshumans.

wes mantooth

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Becky_MI — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:39:22 EST

Isiah is so much more... HILARIOUS in his quest for SHOTY. Plus, only dirty sunts like puppy killers.

Becky_MI

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HazelMaesLandingStrip — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:38:49 EST

@SenatorsLostCojones: I have, it took me about half hour to get my name back

HazelMaesLandingStrip

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Triple B — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:38:32 EST

@Lady Andrea:
She had that ass grab coming.

/Jason Kidd

Triple B

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She Blinded Me With Violence — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:38:31 EST

@She Blinded Me With Violence: Number of times sued by New York bitches:
Thomas: 1
Mexico: 0

I'm also just sayin'.

She Blinded Me With Violence

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DennyCrane — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:38:30 EST

Isiah IS Sofa King. He is my pick to go all the way.

DennyCrane

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Senators Lost Cojones — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:38:08 EST

Anybody else being logged off at random and/or had their profile info (display name, website, etc) erased? Or is it just Rob giving me very strong hints?

Senators Lost Cojones

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Camp Tiger Claw — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:36:54 EST

@Ladies Love Fennis: Ditto. I ask you to look at the swath of ineptitude this gentleman has cut across the sporting landscape. Now meditate on the fact that he continues to coach one of the most visible franchises in sports.

Isiah is a Sportshuman of indelibly retarded prowess.

Camp Tiger Claw

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wehadababyitsaboy — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:35:49 EST

this is spurs v. suns before the conference finals

wehadababyitsaboy

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DennyCrane — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:35:25 EST

@She Blinded Me With Violence: So you'd vote Schrutebag over Zeke too?

DennyCrane

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Brazil Thrill — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:35:19 EST

Considering the fact that some people are anti-Mexico and won't vote for him no matter what, and also that I don't want Kige to win, I must cast my vote for King Sunt. He appeals to both the red and blue states, and is probably our only chance of keeping fetal-alcohol syndrome from winning it all.

Brazil Thrill

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lordjoebill — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:34:19 EST

"I can give you a lot of things, but I can't give you pride and heart," Zeke said. If that's not accepting the SHOTY right there, I dunno what is!

lordjoebill

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ClueHeywood — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:34:14 EST

Isiah doesn't give a shit about your soon-to-be-fiance, bitch.

ClueHeywood

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Ladies love Fennis — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:33:52 EST

I view this as a lifetime achievement award for Zeke.

Ladies love Fennis

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She Blinded Me With Violence — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:33:48 EST

Number of times sued by Jonathan Lee Riches:
Mexico - 1
Thomas - 0

I'm just sayin'.

She Blinded Me With Violence

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Nationalcoholic — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:33:44 EST

Sunt ftw.

Nationalcoholic

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ArkansasFred — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:33:02 EST

This is kind of like deciding whether I would rather watch a porno with my parents or a porno starring my parents.

ArkansasFred

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UpstateUnderdog — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:33:01 EST

I smell upset after yesterdays sunt video.

UpstateUnderdog

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Stay Away From Oprah — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:32:48 EST

@Farneyismycopilot: Like that would ever happen in a democratic society.

Stay Away From Oprah

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Farneyismycopilot — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:31:07 EST

Ok, is it possible for one of these guys to win the popular vote, but lose the electoral vote? Because that would be fantastic.

Farneyismycopilot

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Ihateyourteam — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:31:00 EST

Isiah just called Ron Mexico a Sunt. Game over.

Ihateyourteam

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Rory B. Bellows — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:30:48 EST

Don't be a sunt, its got to be Isaih...bitch.

Plus, Vick's letter to the judge really got to me.

Rory B. Bellows

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complicated wet dreams — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:30:46 EST

I don't think Vick has a chance. Zeke can do something like Dukes did and still speak to us while voting is open. The screams coming from the prison won't have the same effect for Mikey.

complicated wet dreams

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DennyCrane — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:30:44 EST

This is the AFC Championship Game of the SHOTY Tournament.

DennyCrane

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Lady Andrea — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:30:13 EST

@GlenAndersonLikesBoys: to vote, either give some unsuspecting girl herpes or grab some unsuspecting girl on the ass.

Lady Andrea

SHOTY Elite Eight: Ron Mexico Vs. Isiah Thomas

Juancho — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:29:43 EST

@SenatorsLostCojones: I'm thinking of sending Ookie a copy of Marley & Me for Christmas. Any other DSers want to chip in?

Juancho

SHOTY Elite Eight: Ron Mexico Vs. Isiah Thomas

Triple B — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:29:41 EST

Nevermind, Nibbles is done his job.

Triple B

SHOTY Elite Eight: Ron Mexico Vs. Isiah Thomas

ASox — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:29:21 EST

Deciding factor for me is that Isiah did all that shit and STILL has a job...that's just phenomenal.

ASox

SHOTY Elite Eight: Ron Mexico Vs. Isiah Thomas

Senators Lost Cojones — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:28:28 EST

If Ron doesn't win this, I swear to God I will dunk him underwater and stick a cattle prod up his ass.

Wait, I think I'll do that anyway.

Senators Lost Cojones

SHOTY Elite Eight: Ron Mexico Vs. Isiah Thomas

Farneyismycopilot — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:28:19 EST

I see some voting irregularities on the horizon with this one.

Farneyismycopilot

SHOTY Elite Eight: Ron Mexico Vs. Isiah Thomas

Tony E — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:28:14 EST

Isiah is ready to slap hoes and bitches into the finals.

Tony E

SHOTY Elite Eight: Ron Mexico Vs. Isiah Thomas

Triple B — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:27:57 EST

why can't i vote? damn you americans, with your flawed electoral process.

Triple B

SHOTY Elite Eight: Ron Mexico Vs. Isiah Thomas

bizzo5000 — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:27:14 EST

This is a finals matchup, not an Elite Eight. Both have brought us so much joy/misery this year.

bizzo5000

SHOTY Elite Eight: Ron Mexico Vs. Isiah Thomas

BigTenObsession — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:26:46 EST

Toughest match-up by far. These 2 should be facing off in the finals.

BigTenObsession

SHOTY Elite Eight: Ron Mexico Vs. Isiah Thomas

Juancho — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:26:46 EST

Ron Mexico gives Will more book fodder. Vote Ron Mexico!!!

Juancho