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The Dolphins Climb Out Of The Hole

KidU — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 12:46:27 EST

Deadspin'sSSWandFOOTBALLGUYS: /sucks on dick
/lacks talent
/not funny

KidU

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bartlebysmiles — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 12:40:01 EST

@supermike4ever

arod: /ballroom dances
/sucks a dick
/decapitates poodle
/chugs jack daniels
/grows neckbeard

Happy? Isn't it funny? Start laughing, it's funny! 19th century leisure activity and feces and homosexuality and drunken athletes and ungroomed facial hair is funny! Because we said so!

bartlebysmiles

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Hernandez-is-the-Mandez — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 10:52:46 EST

It's nice having a forum where The Dugout guys can curse. I miss that...that and rowdy Kyle Farnsworth barking at me.

Hernandez-is-the-Mandez

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Southeast Jerome — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 18:14:43 EST

/sleeps with babysitter

/does HGH, gets caught, and nobody really gives a fuck

/watches member of own posse stab guy to death, wins Super Bowl next year

Southeast Jerome

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Matt_T — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 17:52:47 EST

Hey guys whats going on in this chat room lol

Matt_T

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JakeFratelli — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 17:10:27 EST

Maybe I'll find this and SSW funny tonight, as it is K-Hole Tuesday around these parts.

JakeFratelli

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Juancho — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 17:03:37 EST

@mattsussman: and the Orthodox get thrown out?

Juancho

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BDoc — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 17:02:45 EST

Throwing that 45-yard shank in there instead of the correct 44-yard one was the true genius of this wonderful entry.

BDoc

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RagingRomones — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 17:01:30 EST

This post is the fuck lion

RagingRomones

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buttons — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 17:00:47 EST

/makes it rain

/carries an arsenal

/gets underage girls drunk

buttons

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Pete Gaines — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 16:57:43 EST

@Nationalcoholic: I will never, ever not find that line hilarious.

Pete Gaines

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Afino — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 16:53:59 EST

@pr0fe330r_j3rkwh3at:

You wouldn't want to leave that rum around here with this group...

Afino

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TheStarterWife — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 16:52:46 EST

@mattsussman: That might be one of the dorkest references ever, and I hate that I know that.

And besides, they're on IRC.

TheStarterWife

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grungedave — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 16:47:03 EST

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus:

to be fair, they weren't going to win anyway!

grungedave

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Matt Sussman — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 16:45:52 EST

"you sayin the Lord Jesus Christ is a joke to you, son?"

A Pharisee and a moneychanger walk into a bar...

Matt Sussman

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Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 16:45:09 EST

@grungedave: threadjack
I don't think Florida State is going to win now

/threadjack

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

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Kid Canada — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 16:44:52 EST

@grungedave:

If the Pro Bowl is in the off-season, why don't they announce the rosters after the whole regular season is finished? I have never understood that. What if Mario Williams has 5 sacks next week?

Kid Canada

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Kid Canada — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 16:43:39 EST

SteakGrowsOnDmitri: i jus red tmq what in the fuck iz marine mammals

Kid Canada

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Jerkwheat — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 16:42:14 EST

@mattsussman: you sayin the Lord Jesus Christ is a joke to you, son?

Jerkwheat

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Nationalcoholic — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 16:41:58 EST

THIS! IS THE FUCK!

Nationalcoholic

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grungedave — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 16:41:55 EST

/threadjack/

Mario Williams does not make Pro Bowl.
A dead guy does. This is bullshit.

/end jack/

grungedave

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Matt Sussman — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 16:41:32 EST

And Egypt from the Phoenicians.

And the Phoenicians from homo erectus.

And homo erectus from paramecium.

God really created satire in his own likeness, really.

Matt Sussman

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Wasted Talent — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 16:41:29 EST

@supermike4ever: Won't Jeter get jealous?

Wasted Talent

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Afino — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 16:38:17 EST

@supermike4ever:

HEY JOO KNOW WHAT? ARAH NO LIKE IMPERSONIZATIONS

Afino

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Chicago Jones — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 16:38:00 EST

@mattsussman: And they stole "satire" from ancient egypt.

Chicago Jones

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Matt Sussman — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 16:34:45 EST

To be fair, The Dugout guys originally stole the idea from Webster's definition of "conversation."

Matt Sussman

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supermike4ever — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 16:34:34 EST

someone do arod! someone do arod!

supermike4ever

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Kid Canada — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 16:30:56 EST

CamCamDancer: Boom bitch.

Kid Canada

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Jerkwheat — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 16:29:19 EST

@Chico Mike: is it really ripping off when The Dugout guys are responsible for this?

Jerkwheat

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notthequarterback — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 16:28:36 EST

@Lady Andrea: I have no idea who knows him in Edwardsburg, but Lunker's definitely seems like his kind of place.

notthequarterback

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Lady Andrea — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 16:27:55 EST

@VTBen: I saw a local commercial here the other night for a store in Michigan and the spokesman is Jim Thome. How does his part start? "Hi, I'm Jim Thome." I could not stop laughing.

Lady Andrea

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Chico Mike — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 16:26:59 EST

It just seems wrong ripping off a great, ORIGINAL premise like the dugout.

Chico Mike

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DennyCrane — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 16:26:47 EST

@notthequarterback: I think you're confusing that with The Dugout's upcoming NBA piece starring Carmelo Anthony.

DennyCrane

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notthequarterback — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 16:24:35 EST

/throws directionless haymakers

notthequarterback

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She Blinded Me With Violence — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 16:24:17 EST

@cdriver: You forgot "/shits pants" between those two.

She Blinded Me With Violence

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Jerkwheat — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 16:22:46 EST

@cdriver: the fucks a cdriver?

/to the profile page!

Jerkwheat

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twoeightnine — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 16:22:43 EST

That was Tom I was talking about.

twoeightnine

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UpstateUnderdog — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 16:22:37 EST

why is TraylorTrash trying to be like Kyle Orton ?

/chugs jack daniels
/grows neckbeard

UpstateUnderdog

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Civil Negligence — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 16:22:27 EST

@The Fan's Attic: I consider myself more of a connoisseur of sports.

Civil Negligence

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VTBen — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 16:22:00 EST

NEEDS MORE JI
JIM THOME

VTBen

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Jerkwheat — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 16:21:48 EST

I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS MOCKERY OF THE FINEST PLAYER ARKANSAS STATE HATH PRODUCED

Jerkwheat

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Tebow2007 — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 16:21:42 EST

this just isn't as funny as SSW

/Weintraub fan club

Tebow2007

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twoeightnine — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 16:21:42 EST

I've heard of slump busters but which player actually sucked a dick? Brady hasn't really ever slumped.

twoeightnine

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Nationalcoholic — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 16:21:20 EST

Inappropriate to use this thread for reliving and retelling classic Dugout jokes?

the fuck is a football guys

Nationalcoholic

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DennyCrane — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 16:21:04 EST

Can /shits pants replace /dick joke? Permanently?

DennyCrane

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Afino — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 16:20:43 EST

/ballroom dances
/hangs out with Bret Michaels
/sucks a dick

Fixed.

Afino

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Absent minded or just absent — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 16:20:42 EST

At least I know why I don't enjoy the SSW. I'm not entirely sure what I'm not laughing at here.

Absent minded or just absent

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The Fan’s Attic — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 16:20:03 EST

@JohnCocktosten: Agreed.

@Civil Negligence: I thought all Deadspin commenters were sports nerds.

The Fan’s Attic

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MitchKayak — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 16:19:49 EST

I'm glad they closed that sucks a dick tag.

MitchKayak

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Matt Sussman — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 16:19:47 EST

Absolutely ridiculous and inaccurate portrayal of Cam Cameron coaching his team.

Dolphins team meetings happen over ICQ.

Matt Sussman

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Farneyismycopilot — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 16:19:16 EST

/ballroom dances
/sucks a dick

--

/decapitates poodle

--

/chugs jack daniels
/grows neckbeard

Fucking amazing.

Farneyismycopilot

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Pete Gaines — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 16:18:00 EST

Once again I will state that I just love the Dugout.

Pete Gaines

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Civil Negligence — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 16:17:24 EST

Do you have to be a sports nerd to get these?

Civil Negligence

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Stay Away From Oprah — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 16:17:03 EST

Perhaps if Cam Cameron drove a Dodge Stratus, he would get more respect at the dinner table.

Stay Away From Oprah

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1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 16:16:32 EST

/shits pants

1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes

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JohnCocktosten — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 16:15:58 EST

Once again I will state that I just don't get these.

JohnCocktosten