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SHOTY Elite Eight: Pac Man Jones Vs. Sean Salisbury

Tuffy — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 17:38:03 EST

Will, are you working on Casimir Pulaski Day? I'm building my 2008 calendar.

Tuffy

SHOTY Elite Eight: Pac Man Jones Vs. Sean Salisbury

Philadelphia Eagles of Death Metal — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 17:25:36 EST

I said NO INTERNET!

Philadelphia Eagles of Death Metal

SHOTY Elite Eight: Pac Man Jones Vs. Sean Salisbury

How do you spell retard? — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 16:57:54 EST

Sean isn't leading? I guess Schill's family[deadspin.com] isn't voting for their fellow Aryan.

How do you spell retard?

SHOTY Elite Eight: Pac Man Jones Vs. Sean Salisbury

Katni — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 16:55:12 EST

@BigRicks: See you here on the 26th. I'll be in Bumfuck, Montana on the 31st, so not sure who has the short end of the stick there.

Katni

SHOTY Elite Eight: Pac Man Jones Vs. Sean Salisbury

BigRicks — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 16:46:24 EST

Don't most people work on the day after Christmas and on New Years Eve? When did these become holidays (Canada not included)? Am I the only other sack of shit that has to work?

/shakes head angrily

/shits pants

BigRicks

SHOTY Elite Eight: Pac Man Jones Vs. Sean Salisbury

VTBen — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 16:37:01 EST

Salisbury was the influence for the SSW. Pacman was the influence of my fantasy team's name. Vote Pacman, if only to see a matchup between him and Kige next round.

VTBen

SHOTY Elite Eight: Pac Man Jones Vs. Sean Salisbury

JoeyPorterAle — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 16:28:07 EST

@No Dice: OOKIE'S GOIN' DOWN!

oh, wait, that doesn't sound right...

[Bring back post preview, get rid of the dubious Gawker Artistic renderings of confused male youths wearing only briefs]

JoeyPorterAle

SHOTY Elite Eight: Pac Man Jones Vs. Sean Salisbury

Jefferson Short Bus — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 15:54:11 EST

@No Dice: Word. Nothing against Zeke's body of work, but we're including stuff that goes back 25 years instead of just considering 2007. This would be like "Two Against Nature" beating out "The Marshall Mathers LP" for Album of the Year.

Jefferson Short Bus

SHOTY Elite Eight: Pac Man Jones Vs. Sean Salisbury

district5dangler — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 15:52:07 EST

ISIAH IS BEATING MEXICO... This cant happen

district5dangler

SHOTY Elite Eight: Pac Man Jones Vs. Sean Salisbury

Summer-of-George — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 15:51:11 EST

Pacman helped cripple a man, Sean showed us his man.

Advantage SSW.

Summer-of-George

SHOTY Elite Eight: Pac Man Jones Vs. Sean Salisbury

Katni — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 15:51:02 EST

@daver4470: I was about to give you a +1, but I started to nod off at my desk.

Katni

SHOTY Elite Eight: Pac Man Jones Vs. Sean Salisbury

I'm Hafner the man I used to be — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 15:48:49 EST

The only vote Salisbury would get from me is for death by electric shock, lethal injection, firing squad, etc. Yo wisdom's dead, dawg.

I'm Hafner the man I used to be

SHOTY Elite Eight: Pac Man Jones Vs. Sean Salisbury

Signal to Noise — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 15:48:14 EST

Has to be Pacman.

Signal to Noise

SHOTY Elite Eight: Pac Man Jones Vs. Sean Salisbury

A Pimp Named DaveR — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 15:48:02 EST

Old SSW: Vote for Lil' Sean.

New SSW: Make it rain.

But Wait, There's Less: I mean, come on. Salisbury? As a steak, yes. As a SHOTY, no.

A Pimp Named DaveR

SHOTY Elite Eight: Pac Man Jones Vs. Sean Salisbury

Tebow2007 — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 15:47:25 EST

I have Salisbury in the Conservatory with a lug wrench

/clue

Tebow2007

SHOTY Elite Eight: Pac Man Jones Vs. Sean Salisbury

She Blinded Me With Violence — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 15:46:48 EST

@ClueHeywood: No, but it has put an eye or two out.

She Blinded Me With Violence

SHOTY Elite Eight: Pac Man Jones Vs. Sean Salisbury

district5dangler — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 15:45:18 EST

@MeSoHornsby: +1000

Make. it. rain.

district5dangler

SHOTY Elite Eight: Pac Man Jones Vs. Sean Salisbury

ClueHeywood — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 15:44:58 EST

I voted Salisbury. At least Sean Salisbury's penis never paralyzed an innocent bystander. As far as I know.

ClueHeywood

SHOTY Elite Eight: Pac Man Jones Vs. Sean Salisbury

Triple B — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 15:43:09 EST

Purple Rain (movie and song) > Make it Rain

Triple B

SHOTY Elite Eight: Pac Man Jones Vs. Sean Salisbury

Jefferson Short Bus — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 15:42:55 EST

TNA > WWL

Jefferson Short Bus

SHOTY Elite Eight: Pac Man Jones Vs. Sean Salisbury

ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 15:40:42 EST

@KC Cal: God, we all hope so.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

SHOTY Elite Eight: Pac Man Jones Vs. Sean Salisbury

The Fan’s Attic — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 15:39:13 EST

I just hope the Big Mouth gets rained upon and drowns.

The Fan’s Attic

SHOTY Elite Eight: Pac Man Jones Vs. Sean Salisbury

FredGarvin — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 15:37:54 EST

Votes for Salisbury, not sure why.

Worse, I think I agoinzied more over this vote than I did during the last election.

FredGarvin

SHOTY Elite Eight: Pac Man Jones Vs. Sean Salisbury

HazelMaesLandingStrip — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 15:34:46 EST

Sean you have been exposed

HazelMaesLandingStrip

SHOTY Elite Eight: Pac Man Jones Vs. Sean Salisbury

Katni — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 15:32:47 EST

Large portions of the country have suffered from droughts this year. Voting Pac Man is the only conscionable thing to do.

Katni

SHOTY Elite Eight: Pac Man Jones Vs. Sean Salisbury

MeSoHornsby — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 15:30:03 EST

"By the way, the first final four matchup with be posted Wednesday, the day after Christmas -- yes, we're working -- and the second final four matchup will be posted on New Years Eve. We're working then too."

Wait, this is your JOB? I thought it was just a fun little hobby like golf or managing a Burger King.

MeSoHornsby

SHOTY Elite Eight: Pac Man Jones Vs. Sean Salisbury

DennyCrane — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 15:29:06 EST

Salisbury, I Jew-Jew-Jews you!!!!!!!!!!!!

DennyCrane

SHOTY Elite Eight: Pac Man Jones Vs. Sean Salisbury

chilltown — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 15:29:05 EST

Pac Man is a reprehensible, but funny person. In the spirit of the SHOTY, vote Pac Man.

chilltown

SHOTY Elite Eight: Pac Man Jones Vs. Sean Salisbury

complicated wet dreams — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 15:26:21 EST

This is like the play-in game in the NCAA tourney. It really doesn't matter who wins this, they are going to be Kige's fuck lion in the next round.

complicated wet dreams

SHOTY Elite Eight: Pac Man Jones Vs. Sean Salisbury

Doyle McPoyle — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 15:24:57 EST

Shoulda been you, Joey Chestnut.

Doyle McPoyle

SHOTY Elite Eight: Pac Man Jones Vs. Sean Salisbury

Stev D — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 15:24:02 EST

GO BIG MOUTH OR GO HOME? NOBODY PUTS BABY IN THE CORNER??! THIS MAN IS BITING MY ALL-CAPS STLYE, I AM NOT GOING TO LET THIS TRANGRESS.
--------------------------------------------
Sent From A Blackberry Wireless Device

Stev D

SHOTY Elite Eight: Pac Man Jones Vs. Sean Salisbury

Herbies_Wingman — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 15:23:50 EST

Salisbury's cell phone > Weintraub's anything

Herbies_Wingman

SHOTY Elite Eight: Pac Man Jones Vs. Sean Salisbury

peytonloveskenny — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 15:22:07 EST

@KC Cal: If people vote for Salisbury, they're only encouraging Weintraub.

peytonloveskenny

SHOTY Elite Eight: Pac Man Jones Vs. Sean Salisbury

VanBurenBoy — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 15:21:25 EST

@KC Cal: I hope a Salisbury loss will mean the end of Sean Salisbury sending me pictures of his penis.

VanBurenBoy

SHOTY Elite Eight: Pac Man Jones Vs. Sean Salisbury

Civil Negligence — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 15:20:11 EST

@KC Cal: I've come to the sad conclusion that the SSW is like the Hirshey squirts: can't fight it, just have to let it run its course.

Civil Negligence

SHOTY Elite Eight: Pac Man Jones Vs. Sean Salisbury

ithacabaron — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 15:19:27 EST

Hate to rain on Mr. S's parade, but this is all Pac's.

ithacabaron

SHOTY Elite Eight: Pac Man Jones Vs. Sean Salisbury

Dany Heatley Speedwagon — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 15:19:04 EST

Worst,bracket,ever.

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

SHOTY Elite Eight: Pac Man Jones Vs. Sean Salisbury

Gourmet Spud — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 15:19:03 EST

Zeke or Vick would have wiped the floor with either one of these guys. God damn that stacked Naw-russ bracket.

Gourmet Spud

SHOTY Elite Eight: Pac Man Jones Vs. Sean Salisbury

Kccal — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 15:18:31 EST

I hope a Salisbury loss will mean the end of the Sean Salisbury Wisdom segments.

Kccal

SHOTY Elite Eight: Pac Man Jones Vs. Sean Salisbury

blastitbiggs — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 15:17:17 EST

Pac-Man and cancer blows.

blastitbiggs

SHOTY Elite Eight: Pac Man Jones Vs. Sean Salisbury

Stay Away From Oprah — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 15:17:06 EST

Conventional wisdom says to vote for Salisbury, but I'm Jonesin' for an upset.

Stay Away From Oprah

SHOTY Elite Eight: Pac Man Jones Vs. Sean Salisbury

ArkansasFred — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 15:15:42 EST

Jews wisely.

ArkansasFred