- Deadspin Comments

econdave — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 16:42:51 EST

I like how he's referred to as "Mr. Eva Longoria".

econdave

being_sven — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 15:43:11 EST

@ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos: But it's true! You can ask them!

BruschisBrewsky — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 15:35:50 EST

@Bruschis Brewsky: @skeets: Upon watching this video, i have concluded i am a stupid, ignorant man.

mother of god, it just never ends for Tony Parker, does it...

ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 15:28:48 EST

The answer: Tony Parker, Eva Longoria and Alexandra Paressant.

The question: Who are three people who have never been in my kitchen?

ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos

Skeets — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 15:15:15 EST

But this video said she did. I'm so confused!

Skeets

Stev D — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 15:13:49 EST

It was probably the rat voiced by the guy from King of Queens

Stev D

BruschisBrewsky — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 15:11:24 EST

Parker wants $20 million to not have sex with Alexandra Paressant.

She must be a real treat.

Kid Canada — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 15:11:15 EST

Too bad. She's way hotter than his wife.

being_sven — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 15:08:57 EST

Did you know there are 36 different words in French that mean 'sex', but not one that means 'never'?

being_sven

Weed Against Speed — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 15:08:41 EST

Maybe Tony Parker never had sexual relations with this woman, Ms. Paressant, but his alias Henri France may have done so.

Weed Against Speed

Paul Zuvella — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 15:05:17 EST

Neither have I