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Curt Schilling Isn't Sure His Thoughts On The Mitchell Report, But He Knows He Has Them

Gereizt — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 18:45:38 EST

@econdave: Shortly after the first kid was born...

Gereizt

Curt Schilling Isn't Sure His Thoughts On The Mitchell Report, But He Knows He Has Them

BrooklynMetFan — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 17:03:14 EST

kinda creepy how they're all so blonde and... white

BrooklynMetFan

Curt Schilling Isn't Sure His Thoughts On The Mitchell Report, But He Knows He Has Them

Chad Sexington — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 16:01:03 EST

But, Curt, you're the one who's been bad. You've been sneaking puddings.

Chad Sexington

Curt Schilling Isn't Sure His Thoughts On The Mitchell Report, But He Knows He Has Them

Thu, 20 Dec 2007 15:24:55 EST

At least I read the comments before making this post:
Schilling is your Anti-Arenas.

Coming Into The Game, ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #J23 - The Superstar Receiver, ofyourupperdeck TORONTOOOoo BJSss ®

Curt Schilling Isn't Sure His Thoughts On The Mitchell Report, But He Knows He Has Them

HappyFeltonsGloryHole — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 15:03:44 EST

Goebbels family Xmas portrait circa 2007

HappyFeltonsGloryHole

Curt Schilling Isn't Sure His Thoughts On The Mitchell Report, But He Knows He Has Them

HappyFeltonsGloryHole — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 15:00:20 EST

No, No, No(one breast chick) No No No

HappyFeltonsGloryHole

Curt Schilling Isn't Sure His Thoughts On The Mitchell Report, But He Knows He Has Them

digris — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 14:41:23 EST

Now see what happens when you decide to give a home town discount to the Red Sox - you have to shop for your entire family at the Tello's in the Walpole Mall.

digris

Curt Schilling Isn't Sure His Thoughts On The Mitchell Report, But He Knows He Has Them

Clare — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 13:36:44 EST

Not Another Teen Movie and Mean Girls references in a thread about my favorite blowhard pitcher? Christmas came early to my house!

@Tuffy: Yeah, what's up with that? If your team wins a World Series, do you get a trophy of your own?

@MeSoHornsby: As someone who edits for a living, HA! +1 to you, good sir.

Clare

Curt Schilling Isn't Sure His Thoughts On The Mitchell Report, But He Knows He Has Them

blastitbiggs — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 13:21:18 EST

♫ We're white, we're white, wer're really really white ♫

blastitbiggs

Curt Schilling Isn't Sure His Thoughts On The Mitchell Report, But He Knows He Has Them

Katni — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 12:59:14 EST

@Chamomiles Davis: The one with Curt's hand awkwardly placed on his midsection. Easy.

Katni

Curt Schilling Isn't Sure His Thoughts On The Mitchell Report, But He Knows He Has Them

Chamomiles Davis — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 12:56:50 EST

I have never seen a photo that screams "We Vote Republican!" more than this one. I feel sorry for whichever child comes out of the closet one day.

Chamomiles Davis

Curt Schilling Isn't Sure His Thoughts On The Mitchell Report, But He Knows He Has Them

chilltown — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 12:54:14 EST

Curt Schilling and Steve the Pirate from Dodgeball: separated at birth.

chilltown

Curt Schilling Isn't Sure His Thoughts On The Mitchell Report, But He Knows He Has Them

UkraineNotWeak aka DelgadoNotWeak — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 12:49:38 EST

The Christmas card that comes with the photo plays "Tomorrow Belongs to Me" when you open it.

UkraineNotWeak aka DelgadoNotWeak

Curt Schilling Isn't Sure His Thoughts On The Mitchell Report, But He Knows He Has Them

Sandburgh — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 12:47:36 EST

As an American, Schilling is taking advantage of his freedom to dress the whole family in white turtlenecks.

Sandburgh

Curt Schilling Isn't Sure His Thoughts On The Mitchell Report, But He Knows He Has Them

CardedForDissent — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 12:46:22 EST

ESPN.com rumors - Theo Epstein has inquired into the availability of Curt's daughter

CardedForDissent

Curt Schilling Isn't Sure His Thoughts On The Mitchell Report, But He Knows He Has Them

Chanukah Zombie — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 12:36:43 EST

You think he's done yet with the reproducing? We've got overpopulation to worry about here.

Chanukah Zombie

Curt Schilling Isn't Sure His Thoughts On The Mitchell Report, But He Knows He Has Them

Im Hafner the man I used to be back when I was using PEDs — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 12:26:32 EST

If you don't plan on reading some idiotic off the cuff rant slanted one way or another feel free to close the page now.

/fixed

Im Hafner the man I used to be back when I was using PEDs

Curt Schilling Isn't Sure His Thoughts On The Mitchell Report, But He Knows He Has Them

IfindUrlacherfaithdisturbing — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 12:26:05 EST

I'm willing to bet the second kid from the left in fact belongs to Tom Bergeron.

IfindUrlacherfaithdisturbing

Curt Schilling Isn't Sure His Thoughts On The Mitchell Report, But He Knows He Has Them

econdave — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 12:25:09 EST

When did she change her name from Shonda to Zombie?

econdave

Curt Schilling Isn't Sure His Thoughts On The Mitchell Report, But He Knows He Has Them

MikeHass — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 12:24:28 EST

This from the Rick Neuheisel catalog. Only missing the sweater vests.

MikeHass

Curt Schilling Isn't Sure His Thoughts On The Mitchell Report, But He Knows He Has Them

Sculptor?!?I_just_met_her! — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 12:23:04 EST

I must say, in addition to all the other obvious abuses, this also qualifies as an abuse of DS Widescreen Technology

Sculptor?!?I_just_met_her!

Curt Schilling Isn't Sure His Thoughts On The Mitchell Report, But He Knows He Has Them

BigTenObsession — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 12:19:10 EST

@The White Boom Boom:

Hey, asshole. The comment was made twice.

What?

BigTenObsession

Curt Schilling Isn't Sure His Thoughts On The Mitchell Report, But He Knows He Has Them

The White Boom Boom — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 12:17:35 EST

Ugh, don't pile on...I clicked the post, started the comment, the phone rang, and then bang, I make myself look like an asshole.

The White Boom Boom

Curt Schilling Isn't Sure His Thoughts On The Mitchell Report, But He Knows He Has Them

hrbek cheated — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 12:17:15 EST

@The White Boom Boom: seriously. especially not twenty minutes ago

hrbek cheated

Curt Schilling Isn't Sure His Thoughts On The Mitchell Report, But He Knows He Has Them

MyronCopacetic — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 12:16:53 EST

You shall birth me a starting nine, woman.

MyronCopacetic

Curt Schilling Isn't Sure His Thoughts On The Mitchell Report, But He Knows He Has Them

Upshaws Leash — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 12:15:59 EST

nightmare fuel tag?

Upshaws Leash

Curt Schilling Isn't Sure His Thoughts On The Mitchell Report, But He Knows He Has Them

MeSoHornsby — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 12:14:47 EST

@Lamppost: Everybody knows that PGA Tour players get the best tail in the universe.

MeSoHornsby

Curt Schilling Isn't Sure His Thoughts On The Mitchell Report, But He Knows He Has Them

Weed Against Speed — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 12:14:35 EST

Not served before photo was taken: grape juice.

Weed Against Speed

Curt Schilling Isn't Sure His Thoughts On The Mitchell Report, But He Knows He Has Them

shea_guevara — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 12:13:26 EST

@That-Dude: Probably because they're away from home at least 81 days a year.

shea_guevara

Curt Schilling Isn't Sure His Thoughts On The Mitchell Report, But He Knows He Has Them

UTFLW — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 12:12:49 EST

Curt Schilling no function beer well without.

UTFLW

Curt Schilling Isn't Sure His Thoughts On The Mitchell Report, But He Knows He Has Them

DennyCrane — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 12:12:38 EST

@That-Dude: NHL, dude! Hockey players get the best tail.

DennyCrane

Curt Schilling Isn't Sure His Thoughts On The Mitchell Report, But He Knows He Has Them

UkraineNotWeak aka DelgadoNotWeak — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 12:11:48 EST

@The White Boom Boom:

At least twice by my count before your comment.

UkraineNotWeak aka DelgadoNotWeak

Curt Schilling Isn't Sure His Thoughts On The Mitchell Report, But He Knows He Has Them

crazyjoedavola — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 12:11:31 EST

Boomer Esiason referred to bagging hotter tail because your an athlete as "outkicking your coverage"

crazyjoedavola

Curt Schilling Isn't Sure His Thoughts On The Mitchell Report, But He Knows He Has Them

being_sven — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 12:10:51 EST

@The White Boom Boom: It was. Twice.

Hard to believe, indeed.

being_sven

Curt Schilling Isn't Sure His Thoughts On The Mitchell Report, But He Knows He Has Them

Unamerican — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 12:10:39 EST

Announcement: after seeing this picture, the obligatory 'British Teeth' joke on any post relating to the UK is henceforth banned. Cause y'all got nothin' to brag about, evidently.

Unamerican

Curt Schilling Isn't Sure His Thoughts On The Mitchell Report, But He Knows He Has Them

That-Dude — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 12:10:27 EST

@Shea Guevara: Why do baseball players get the worst chicks out of the big 3 sports? Actually, their WAGs are worse than soccer WAGs also. So disappointing.

Order --
1. NBA;
EPL (I have no comment on MLS or a 3rd division German league);
NFL (Skill players bring it home, but lineman . . . well, those dudes are

That-Dude

Curt Schilling Isn't Sure His Thoughts On The Mitchell Report, But He Knows He Has Them

MeSoHornsby — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 12:10:17 EST

I have a feeling that in 10 years, college students everywhere will pick up a copy of Curt Schilling's "Elements of Style" to refer to when writing term papers.

MeSoHornsby

Curt Schilling Isn't Sure His Thoughts On The Mitchell Report, But He Knows He Has Them

The White Boom Boom — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 12:09:08 EST

I can't believe this hasn't been brought up yet:

Kid, kid, maybe, kid, kid, Schilling

The White Boom Boom

Curt Schilling Isn't Sure His Thoughts On The Mitchell Report, But He Knows He Has Them

Sculptor?!?I_just_met_her! — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 12:08:21 EST

Apparently she can fake an orgasm better than she can fake a smile....

Sculptor?!?I_just_met_her!

Curt Schilling Isn't Sure His Thoughts On The Mitchell Report, But He Knows He Has Them

The Fan’s Attic — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 12:07:43 EST

@SportsCentre: It's nice to know that he has "feelings very strongly" and opinions. If he didn't have both, I would be concerned.

The Fan’s Attic

Curt Schilling Isn't Sure His Thoughts On The Mitchell Report, But He Knows He Has Them

illiniowl — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 12:05:20 EST

Curt Schilling Isn't Sure of His Thoughts on the Mitchell Report But He Knows He Has Them

Fixed. (You may now resume criticizing the sentence structure.)

illiniowl

Curt Schilling Isn't Sure His Thoughts On The Mitchell Report, But He Knows He Has Them

I Heart Poop — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 12:05:09 EST

these kids are going to make andy reid's kids look like angels

I Heart Poop

Curt Schilling Isn't Sure His Thoughts On The Mitchell Report, But He Knows He Has Them

CubsDynasty — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 12:05:05 EST

Having to this day never seen anyone inject steroids or HGH, I was in no position to speculate, nor would I.

The use of Steroids in the game is significantly lower now than it was.

HUH?

CubsDynasty

Curt Schilling Isn't Sure His Thoughts On The Mitchell Report, But He Knows He Has Them

SportsCentre — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 12:04:51 EST

As for the names on the list, and Lord knows there's no shortage of those, I have feelings very strongly in some cases due to personal history, and opinions in many others.
Wasn't that the ESPN comment of the day yesterday?

SportsCentre

Curt Schilling Isn't Sure His Thoughts On The Mitchell Report, But He Knows He Has Them

UpstateUnderdog — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 12:02:15 EST

White (turtleneck) Power !

UpstateUnderdog

Curt Schilling Isn't Sure His Thoughts On The Mitchell Report, But He Knows He Has Them

Tuffy — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 12:01:45 EST

@katni: Unsalted ones, though; the salted ones hurt my tummy. Too spicy.

Tuffy

Curt Schilling Isn't Sure His Thoughts On The Mitchell Report, But He Knows He Has Them

The Fan’s Attic — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 12:00:25 EST

Your honor, I would like to offer Exhibit 38 as evidence that professional athletes pull way hotter tail than they ever should.

Your honor, I would also like to offer Exhibit 39, which is a post of Mr. Curt Schilling from his blog 38Pitches.com. It shows that Mr. Schilling is neither intelligent nor humorous enough to offset the discrepancy between Mr. Schilling and his lovely wife.

The plaintiff, 10-Point Dating Scale, Inc., rests its case.

The Fan’s Attic

Curt Schilling Isn't Sure His Thoughts On The Mitchell Report, But He Knows He Has Them

Civil Negligence — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 12:00:06 EST

Actually the picture makes alot more sense if you look at it with "Christmas Shoes" playing in the background...

... not that I listen to that song.

Civil Negligence

Curt Schilling Isn't Sure His Thoughts On The Mitchell Report, But He Knows He Has Them

shea_guevara — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 11:59:47 EST

@Stay Away From Oprah: And then he'll write a bittersweet, Augusten Burroughs-type memoir about his wacky upbringing.

shea_guevara

Curt Schilling Isn't Sure His Thoughts On The Mitchell Report, But He Knows He Has Them

StartingAces — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 11:59:33 EST

This was my least favorite scene in Village of the Damned.

StartingAces

Curt Schilling Isn't Sure His Thoughts On The Mitchell Report, But He Knows He Has Them

Weed Against Speed — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 11:59:19 EST

@PeteJayhawk: He only did it twice to recover from a bad case of blue balls.

Weed Against Speed

Curt Schilling Isn't Sure His Thoughts On The Mitchell Report, But He Knows He Has Them

Katni — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 11:59:03 EST

@Stay Away From Oprah: Mom should stop bogarting the Xanax.

Katni

Curt Schilling Isn't Sure His Thoughts On The Mitchell Report, But He Knows He Has Them

UkraineNotWeak aka DelgadoNotWeak — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 11:58:35 EST

Not in photo: Family Doctor, Dr. Mengele.

UkraineNotWeak aka DelgadoNotWeak

Curt Schilling Isn't Sure His Thoughts On The Mitchell Report, But He Knows He Has Them

SuperFrankieLampard — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 11:58:06 EST

i appreciate schilling's efforts to write his blog in such a faulkner-esque style, but it's just not working for him.

SuperFrankieLampard

Curt Schilling Isn't Sure His Thoughts On The Mitchell Report, But He Knows He Has Them

Marth — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 11:57:56 EST

@roland_t_flakfizer: I thought those were some kind of crazy menorah.

Marth

Curt Schilling Isn't Sure His Thoughts On The Mitchell Report, But He Knows He Has Them

Dany Heatley Speedwagon — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 11:57:39 EST

@benzani: Imagine how his wife feels.

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

Curt Schilling Isn't Sure His Thoughts On The Mitchell Report, But He Knows He Has Them

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 11:57:07 EST

As a Sox fan, it's so friggin hard to root for that guy.

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

Curt Schilling Isn't Sure His Thoughts On The Mitchell Report, But He Knows He Has Them

being_sven — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 11:56:50 EST

They can only wear sweatpants one day a week and on Fridays they wear pink.

being_sven

Curt Schilling Isn't Sure His Thoughts On The Mitchell Report, But He Knows He Has Them

IfindUrlacherfaithdisturbing — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 11:55:53 EST

Not in photo: Alexei Yashin

IfindUrlacherfaithdisturbing

Curt Schilling Isn't Sure His Thoughts On The Mitchell Report, But He Knows He Has Them

Stay Away From Oprah — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 11:55:49 EST

The eldest son in the background is destined for a confused, torturous adolescence. Hey kid, there's always drugs.

Stay Away From Oprah

Curt Schilling Isn't Sure His Thoughts On The Mitchell Report, But He Knows He Has Them

UkraineNotWeak aka DelgadoNotWeak — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 11:55:33 EST

Guess who went shopping at The Gap right before this photo was taken?

UkraineNotWeak aka DelgadoNotWeak

Curt Schilling Isn't Sure His Thoughts On The Mitchell Report, But He Knows He Has Them

Pete Gaines — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 11:54:53 EST

Schilling buys PPV porn. I have proof.

Pete Gaines

Curt Schilling Isn't Sure His Thoughts On The Mitchell Report, But He Knows He Has Them

DennyCrane — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 11:54:51 EST

No, no, MILF, no, no, no.

DennyCrane

Curt Schilling Isn't Sure His Thoughts On The Mitchell Report, But He Knows He Has Them

crazyjoedavola — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 11:54:48 EST

I knew he picked a bad week to stop sniffing glue.

crazyjoedavola

Curt Schilling Isn't Sure His Thoughts On The Mitchell Report, But He Knows He Has Them

Artie Fufkin — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 11:54:47 EST

The trophy is nice, but no WS rings?

Artie Fufkin

Curt Schilling Isn't Sure His Thoughts On The Mitchell Report, But He Knows He Has Them

Katni — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 11:54:15 EST

I suddenly have a craving for saltines....

Katni

Curt Schilling Isn't Sure His Thoughts On The Mitchell Report, But He Knows He Has Them

Rob Iracane — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 11:54:06 EST

thawts on the mitshul report

i haz them

Rob Iracane

Curt Schilling Isn't Sure His Thoughts On The Mitchell Report, But He Knows He Has Them

Camp Tiger Claw — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 11:54:01 EST

Honky if you love Christmas.

Camp Tiger Claw

Curt Schilling Isn't Sure His Thoughts On The Mitchell Report, But He Knows He Has Them

wes mantooth — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 11:53:19 EST

Is that Dirk's kid in the back?

Somebody call Maury.

wes mantooth

Curt Schilling Isn't Sure His Thoughts On The Mitchell Report, But He Knows He Has Them

rsr26 — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 11:52:41 EST

Too bad Will didn't include the full picture. The bloody sock looks pretty cool on top of the tree.

rsr26

Curt Schilling Isn't Sure His Thoughts On The Mitchell Report, But He Knows He Has Them

UkraineNotWeak aka DelgadoNotWeak — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 11:52:40 EST

That family is so white that the Osmonds are Sly and the Family Stone by comparison.

UkraineNotWeak aka DelgadoNotWeak

Curt Schilling Isn't Sure His Thoughts On The Mitchell Report, But He Knows He Has Them

ClueHeywood — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 11:52:22 EST

The whitest kids I know.

ClueHeywood

Curt Schilling Isn't Sure His Thoughts On The Mitchell Report, But He Knows He Has Them

Dany Heatley Speedwagon — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 11:52:14 EST

The only thing this picture tells me is that Schilling has rocked his wife like a hurricaine no less than 4 times.

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

Curt Schilling Isn't Sure His Thoughts On The Mitchell Report, But He Knows He Has Them

roland_t_flakfizer — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 11:52:02 EST

@roland_t_flakfizer: * paid. idiot.

roland_t_flakfizer

Curt Schilling Isn't Sure His Thoughts On The Mitchell Report, But He Knows He Has Them

VTBen — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 11:51:59 EST

Someone please get this douchebag a muzzle already.

VTBen

Curt Schilling Isn't Sure His Thoughts On The Mitchell Report, But He Knows He Has Them

roland_t_flakfizer — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 11:51:38 EST

I bet they more more than a pretty schilling for that picture.. hey-oh... I got a million o' these.

roland_t_flakfizer

Curt Schilling Isn't Sure His Thoughts On The Mitchell Report, But He Knows He Has Them

Packy — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 11:51:24 EST

the boy in mom's lap just shat himself

Packy

Curt Schilling Isn't Sure His Thoughts On The Mitchell Report, But He Knows He Has Them

ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 11:51:02 EST

Why is there a picture of the Osmonds with a post about Schilling?

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

Curt Schilling Isn't Sure His Thoughts On The Mitchell Report, But He Knows He Has Them

Tuffy — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 11:50:56 EST

@FThat: And standing in a snowstorm. Next to a snowman. And Powder, their wacky effeminate neighbor.

Tuffy

Curt Schilling Isn't Sure His Thoughts On The Mitchell Report, But He Knows He Has Them

shea_guevara — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 11:50:38 EST

@Shtickless: He's probably most ashamed of his daughter, since she couldn't be bothered to put shoes on for the family Xmas photo.

shea_guevara

Curt Schilling Isn't Sure His Thoughts On The Mitchell Report, But He Knows He Has Them

Stev D — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 11:50:32 EST

Wishing you a +100 Happy and +100 Healthy New Year

Stev D

Curt Schilling Isn't Sure His Thoughts On The Mitchell Report, But He Knows He Has Them

Phony Gwynn — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 11:50:31 EST

Fuck, was I ever wrong.

-Hitler

Phony Gwynn

Curt Schilling Isn't Sure His Thoughts On The Mitchell Report, But He Knows He Has Them

She Blinded Me With Violence — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 11:50:19 EST

Minor, male minor, yes, adopted, junior douche, senior douche

She Blinded Me With Violence

Curt Schilling Isn't Sure His Thoughts On The Mitchell Report, But He Knows He Has Them

roland_t_flakfizer — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 11:50:13 EST

I like how the world series trophies are in the back there, a obvious, subtle reminder that he will rock you like a hurricane.

roland_t_flakfizer

Curt Schilling Isn't Sure His Thoughts On The Mitchell Report, But He Knows He Has Them

MitchKayak — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 11:49:52 EST

That kid in the back is destroying my soul with his evil stare.

MitchKayak

Curt Schilling Isn't Sure His Thoughts On The Mitchell Report, But He Knows He Has Them

Tuffy — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 11:49:44 EST

I'll be right back; I have to update Urban Dictionary's definition of "prick" to add "takes Christmas card picture with World Series trophy in background".

Tuffy

Curt Schilling Isn't Sure His Thoughts On The Mitchell Report, But He Knows He Has Them

FThat — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 11:49:40 EST

They should be wearing white pants for added effect.

FThat

Curt Schilling Isn't Sure His Thoughts On The Mitchell Report, But He Knows He Has Them

David Hume — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 11:49:33 EST

Or,

"I'm dreeeaming of a whiiiiite turtleneck"

David Hume

Curt Schilling Isn't Sure His Thoughts On The Mitchell Report, But He Knows He Has Them

shtickless — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 11:49:16 EST

You think Schilling is disgusted by his children? Notice how his hands manage to hover an inch or so away from his son's body when the photographer most likely was looking for a sincere hug, or at least just a grasp.

shtickless

Curt Schilling Isn't Sure His Thoughts On The Mitchell Report, But He Knows He Has Them

ASox — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 11:48:59 EST

Those kids are doomed to a life of dorkiness. Rich dorkiness, but dorkiness nonetheless.

ASox

Curt Schilling Isn't Sure His Thoughts On The Mitchell Report, But He Knows He Has Them

RonZookonRedBull — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 11:48:58 EST

Can't they afford socks for the kids, or are they all bloody and in the wash?

RonZookonRedBull

Curt Schilling Isn't Sure His Thoughts On The Mitchell Report, But He Knows He Has Them

Chicago Jones — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 11:48:54 EST

I guess they have to wait for the tennis shoes to arrive before drinking the Jones juice.

Chicago Jones

Curt Schilling Isn't Sure His Thoughts On The Mitchell Report, But He Knows He Has Them

Tuffy — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 11:48:38 EST

@Carlton_Whitfield: It sure as hell ain't the Hanukkah card.

Tuffy

Curt Schilling Isn't Sure His Thoughts On The Mitchell Report, But He Knows He Has Them

David Hume — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 11:48:14 EST

I didn't think Joan Rivers celebrated christmas, especially not with Curt Schilling.

David Hume

Curt Schilling Isn't Sure His Thoughts On The Mitchell Report, But He Knows He Has Them

Tuffy — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 11:48:14 EST

The Aryan race shall blog on!

Tuffy

Curt Schilling Isn't Sure His Thoughts On The Mitchell Report, But He Knows He Has Them

The Fan’s Attic — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 11:48:12 EST

All those kids look like their dad. Ugly.

The Fan’s Attic

Curt Schilling Isn't Sure His Thoughts On The Mitchell Report, But He Knows He Has Them

shea_guevara — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 11:47:44 EST

Maybe his Children of the Damned made him change his mind mid-essay with their telekinetic powers.

shea_guevara

Curt Schilling Isn't Sure His Thoughts On The Mitchell Report, But He Knows He Has Them

Carlton_Whitfield — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 11:47:43 EST

Is that the Aryan Union's Christmas card?

Carlton_Whitfield

Curt Schilling Isn't Sure His Thoughts On The Mitchell Report, But He Knows He Has Them

McCroskey — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 11:47:11 EST

Christmas of the Damned?

McCroskey

Curt Schilling Isn't Sure His Thoughts On The Mitchell Report, But He Knows He Has Them

Camp Tiger Claw — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 11:47:10 EST

Merry Christmas from the March of Dimes!

Camp Tiger Claw