Cultural Oddsmaker: III - Deadspin Comments

Cultural Oddsmaker: III

DennyCrane — Sat, 22 Dec 2007 17:46:52 EST

@koivutoakill: Cmon it's lovely weather for cunilinguing with you.......

DennyCrane

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koivutoakill — Sat, 22 Dec 2007 08:29:27 EST

Just hear those sleigh-bells ringaling, cunnilinguiling tooo.....

koivutoakill

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Greek McPapadopoulos — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 21:53:45 EST

@BetterThanBetterThanEzraButLessThanLessThanJake: It's a great story. At least I appreciated someone mentioning the kickass song.

Best version of it: Acoustic at Benaroya.

Greek McPapadopoulos

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SuperFrankieLampard — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 17:29:29 EST

@algiers4: i'll give you the login name, you give me the ability to comment. end of transaction.

SuperFrankieLampard

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algiers4 — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 17:12:36 EST

@Im a people person. Who drinks.: there is no need to bring ink and paper into this. i just can't imagine a scenario where i would have to prove that i was a deadspin commenter.

algiers4

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Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 16:51:51 EST

I've always wondered what kind of retard strength Kige has.

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

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BDoc — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 16:47:22 EST

I was hoping to see an increase in the amount of nude breasts, but this is better than nothing. Though, that Kige picture might get me fired for vomiting a little on my keyboard.

BDoc

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CubsDynasty — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 16:28:54 EST

Please take ssw with you

CubsDynasty

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josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 16:20:08 EST

@Phony Gwynn: It's Brian Fellow. The 's' sound coms from the title of the sketch containg a possessive -- Brian Fellow's Safari Planet.

@She Blinded Me With Violence: That must chafe.

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

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Jehovahs Witness Protection Program — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 16:13:44 EST

Ummm... balls.

Jehovahs Witness Protection Program

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Better Than Better Than Ezra But Less Than Less Than Jake — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 16:09:30 EST

When Vedder explained the song "Lukin" in his last interview with Rolling Stone, it was actually pretty creepy ... this woman swore that Vedder was the father of her child and crashed her car into his house. He went to Matt Lukin's house (the bassist from Mudhoney) to hide or something.

This brought nothing to the conversation. Wee.

Better Than Better Than Ezra But Less Than Less Than Jake

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Dany Heatley Speedwagon — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 16:08:18 EST

Current comment up at TWWL...

"Does [Chris Low] really think the [Seminoles] still have a chance?"
-OSUfan1177

Re: Prep, motivation could set up bowl upsets

WFT? Did he just find the [ and ] keys? I bet this guy walks around and always talks making the quotes with his fingers. Douche.

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

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twoeightnine — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 16:04:02 EST

Brian Bellows = fucking titfucker

twoeightnine

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ArmansCopyOfSwank — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 16:03:17 EST

@SuperFrankieLampard: Yeah, but then you can't multitask anymore - oral sex and flossing have to be tackled as two separate tasks.

ArmansCopyOfSwank

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Dany Heatley Speedwagon — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 16:02:16 EST

So 3 left makes this Cultural Oddsmaker III. I can't wait for next week. 2 weeks left = Cultural Oddsmaker 2, Electric Boogaloo

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

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SuperFrankieLampard — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 16:00:47 EST

@ArmansCopyOfSwank: i think it helps the cunnilinguling go faster.

SuperFrankieLampard

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She Blinded Me With Violence — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 15:59:43 EST

So Laure Manaudou's anal walls are covered in wood paneling?

She Blinded Me With Violence

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ArmansCopyOfSwank — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 15:57:51 EST

@Afino: Lack of. Swimmers shave, dontcha know.

ArmansCopyOfSwank

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Fawn Liebowitz — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 15:57:03 EST

My year was going so well until I heard this news--

Sigh

Fawn Liebowitz

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Phony Gwynn — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 15:53:56 EST

@Lamppost: Brian Fellows > Brian Powers

Phony Gwynn

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DennyCrane — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 15:52:56 EST

Brian Powers < Brian Peppers

DennyCrane

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lisa — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 15:51:35 EST

@Im a people person. Who drinks.:
Man...that Deadspin store is tough. Even Walmart will do layaways for you with a smile...well maybe not a smile.

lisa

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Sh!tShow — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 15:50:19 EST

Shit! I never checked myself! Sorry Glassy.

Sh!tShow

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Im a people person. Who drinks. — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 15:49:39 EST

@Lisa: It gets worse, one time I asked if I could put a comment for "What you missed last night" on layaway, he got so mad he beat abouts the head and neck areas with one of those price guns.

Im a people person. Who drinks.

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wehadababyitsaboy — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 15:49:00 EST

how'd he know i was jewish?!

wehadababyitsaboy

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chilltown — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 15:48:22 EST

@PeteJayhawk: I still think Will's mandate to Daulerio is: say everything that I cannot say

chilltown

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StevePerryPsychOut — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 15:46:26 EST

@Lisa: Lots of high school punks working to fill in for the holidays. shit happens.

StevePerryPsychOut

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Afino — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 15:46:14 EST

Okay, I'll do it....

Is that the closest Kige has ever come to bush? (Or lack of? I never saw the full nudes yet)

Afino

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lisa — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 15:45:31 EST

@Im a people person. Who drinks.:
That's a bitch. I can understand not giving them cash back, but not even a store credit?

lisa

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Dany Heatley Speedwagon — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 15:44:57 EST

Cultural Oddsmaker III > Rocky III

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

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StevePerryPsychOut — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 15:44:55 EST

@Avoid the Clap, Jimmy Dugan: to be fair, days like today make me not want to keep my job.

Also, I think we've accounted for 6 people working right now in this thread. 12 might have been an exaggeration.

StevePerryPsychOut

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Camp Tiger Claw — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 15:44:23 EST

To all who worry about posts getting them fired:

If you had an IT department that cared about this stuff, you'd already be unemployed for refreshing Deadspin 250 times per day.

Just hang loose, everyone, we're gonna be fine!

Camp Tiger Claw

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GreatOdensRaven — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 15:42:56 EST

The Balls > cunnilinguling > Yelling at Brian Powers > Yelling about the New York Mets

This bears repeating.

GreatOdensRaven

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Im a people person. Who drinks. — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 15:42:29 EST

@PeteJayhawk: I heard a few more tried to turn them in, but had lost the receipt. Iracane's a motherfucker when it comes to his return policy. There was a post about it on The Consumerist.

Im a people person. Who drinks.

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Fri, 21 Dec 2007 15:41:42 EST

As one of the 12 still at work, I clicked through to see if this column will get me fired again...
Yep.

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SuperFrankieLampard — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 15:41:14 EST

@PeteJayhawk: i always thought that was kind of funny.

SuperFrankieLampard

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Pete Gaines — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 15:40:03 EST

Jesus, some of the righteous indignation in that Benoit thread was annoying.

Interestingly, both commenters who "turned in their commenting privileges" have exactly 1 Deadspin comment to their names. Nancies.

Pete Gaines

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Signal to Noise — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 15:36:57 EST

@Avoid the Clap, Jimmy Dugan: you're really not missing a lot.

Signal to Noise

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chilltown — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 15:36:42 EST

Mr. Powers, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

chilltown

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Matt Sussman — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 15:35:56 EST

"I will definitely use the word cunnilinguling this holiday season."

No, there's no chance you'll be able to ... oh, you mean in conversation? Sure, that's a possibility.

Matt Sussman

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Farneyismycopilot — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 15:35:07 EST

Max Powers > Brian Powers

Farneyismycopilot

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Avoid the Clap, Jimmy Dugan — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 15:34:27 EST

@Signal to Noise: Oh come ON, now you're just teasing those of us who want to keep our jobs.

Avoid the Clap, Jimmy Dugan

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Rozelle’s Bagman — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 15:34:09 EST

I'm guessing ether binge.

Rozelle’s Bagman

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El Gran Guapo — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 15:33:27 EST

I'll miss you AJ, when you're writing for Consumption Junction next year.

El Gran Guapo

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Signal to Noise — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 15:33:01 EST

A lizard for a tattoo above the lady bits? Really?

/don't go to work for another hour and a half

Signal to Noise

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She Blinded Me With Violence — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 15:32:46 EST

Is Stu Scott in that picture:
A. Flipping the bird?
B. Chucking the deuce?
C. Singing opera?
D. About to backhand a ho?
E. Giving himself a vision test by counting how many fingers he's holding up?
F. Contracting cancer?

She Blinded Me With Violence

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Civil Negligence — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 15:32:15 EST

I will obviously have to view the last two Oddsmakers at home and not on my work computer.

Civil Negligence

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SuperFrankieLampard — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 15:31:44 EST

@Im a people person. Who drinks.: IT may have had off, but the people in the cubicles around me didn't.

SuperFrankieLampard

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Fri, 21 Dec 2007 15:30:47 EST

If your gonna tease us like that, you might as well go the hole way.
And Holiday Cheers to you fucker!

Why do you have the go anyway$? DAULERIO > Reilly !

Coming Into The Game, ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #J23 - The Superstar Receiver, ofyourupperdeck TORONTOOOoo BJSss ®

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Phony Gwynn — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 15:30:39 EST

cunnilinguling

Can I revoke my vote for Fuck Lion and place it here? Thanks.

Phony Gwynn

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Im a people person. Who drinks. — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 15:30:03 EST

@SuperFrankieLampard: I think we're safe. IT had off today.

Im a people person. Who drinks.

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twoeightnine — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 15:29:11 EST

I will definitely use the word cunnilinguling this holiday season.

twoeightnine

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Stay Away From Oprah — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 15:27:57 EST

@SuperFrankieLampard: I think we're down to six now.

Stay Away From Oprah

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Camp Tiger Claw — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 15:26:15 EST

Maybe The Eagles will decide to play half time of the Pro Bowl and someone can shoot Don Henley in the groin. That would give me a peaceful easy feeling.

Maybe we could even have a retard do it.

Camp Tiger Claw

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SuperFrankieLampard — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 15:25:53 EST

trying to get those 12 of us fired, huh?

SuperFrankieLampard

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Chicago Jones — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 15:24:10 EST

I'll miss the Cultural Oddsmake when it's gone. All things must have their end, though. Time passes and we all- STUGH!

Chicago Jones