<![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> @calmasacucumber: Pokey Chatman? The interwebs work in Soviet Russia, who knew?

U-P-G-R-A-Y-E-D-D

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> dude

Yellow Tail Swine

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> I still want to fuck sue bird. a lot and for long times.

calmasacucumber

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> Some hoops on DirecTV, my Bobcats playing St. Mary's in the championship of the Rainbow Classic.

Token_Tennis_Fan

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> @catelinp: I'm Chillin!

With my main man, my toucan sam, my can of spam, etc.

notthequarterback

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> @Fawn Liebowitz: I have beer for the visitors. The whiskey is reserved for moi.

@Peter Cavan: It appears you're back on track.

And I'm gonna make like a tree a leave too. Nite folks.

Brazil Thrill

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> Anyone?

Token_Tennis_Fan

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> I'm off like a prom dress!

Night all--here, and not here

Fawn Liebowitz

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> How about now?

I'm also having trouble signing in to Citibank's web site to check my credit card balance, so maybe there's a general Internet breakdown somewhere. It's probably the winter solstice. I'm blaming that for everything today.

Peter Cavan

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> OK, let's see if this crazy thing is working now...

I forgot about Nat X. Anyone remember the rap show sketch that Chris Rock and Chris Farley used to do? I forget the name but they used to be sponsored by F'd Up Malt Liquor.

Peter Cavan

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> @Brazil Thrill: Beer--I'm a cheap date--altho I mixed some good margaritas for my visitors and got the basics together for bloody mary mix tomorrow morning--

Hard stuff (read anything not beer or wine)= major hangover. And since I will be putting up a tree tomorrow while everyone else is shopping, I must be in top form

Fawn Liebowitz

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> If anyone wants the newest (and non-sports related) 289 design, you can pick it up here for one day nice and cheap. [shirt.woot.com]

twoeightnine

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> @Fawn Liebowitz: What's your drink of choice tonight? I just finished a glass of Jameson on the rocks myself.

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]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> @Fawn Liebowitz: I usually keep Deadspin minimized when I have people over. I'm not sure how to explain DUAN to others.

"No, it's not a chat. No, it's not MSN either. Yes, people do interact with each other. No, it's not Facebook..."

Brazil Thrill

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> ...and I'm out. If I don't see ya before then, have a happy Non-Denominational Winter Holiday.

(And a Merry Christmas too.)

buttons

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> As I'll never get a better chance to use this line:

Goodnight, you moonlight Ladies...

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]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> Congrats to New Mexico on winning their own bowl.

I'm out.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> @Brazil Thrill: Comedy tonite!

I am sitting here, drinking, listening to people talk who would never understand the oeuvre of DU!AN, let alone Deadspin--the holidays can be very taxing

Fawn Liebowitz

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> Phil Hartman, we miss ya.

What? I agree.

notthequarterback

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> @Brazil Thrill: ...Hit submit once, post twice? That's a first.

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]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> Phil Hartman, we miss ya.

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]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> Phil Hartman, we miss ya.

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]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> @Somewhere Hidden Within The Dark Recesses Of The Mind: I was trying to set up a little DUAN Home Run Comedy Pyramid Derby here.

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]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> Over/under on cubic tons of weed James Taylor has smoked in his life?

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]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> @Fawn Liebowitz: Hah, it's not personal at all. It comes from back in High School, when my basketball teammates gave me that nickname because they thought my last name was too long. I guess they came up with it because Brazil and Thrill rhyme.

@UkraineNotWeak: "I want the old Michael back, not some moonwalking transvestite!"

Brazil Thrill

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> @Brazil Thrill: What the hell is Sheldon Williams doing to my girl? Sucking the life outta her?

You know what we do to fastballs down Broadway here at DUAN, don't you?

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> Damn, Stanford has come back to take the lead.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> NAT X!!!!

The revolution won't be televised.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> @Fawn Liebowitz: I've done that a few times. It doesn't seem to make a difference when I re-enter my screen name, it just reverts back to the login.

Stupid Gawker updates....

Peter Cavan

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> @Somewhere Hidden Within The Dark Recesses Of The Mind: Yes she is. What the hell is Shelden Williams doing to my girl? Sucking the life outta her?

Two big buckets by her, though, and we're going to OT.

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]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> Annnnnnd Stanford just blew a 4-point lead in about 10 seconds.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> @Brazil Thrill: Not to be personal, but what does it mean anyway? The avatar rocks, btw...

If it was Brazilian Thrill, I could understand

Fawn Liebowitz

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> @Brazil Thrill: Ah, check that, she's looking a little rough right now.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> @buttons: The Soviet Union and Madonna jokes, however, have aged quite a bit.

@Fawn Liebowitz: Took me a little bit to get my screen name back to normal.

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]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> @Somewhere Hidden Within The Dark Recesses Of The Mind: It's on Fox Sports South here, thanks for the tip! I'll try to keep the drool away from my keyboard.

Brazil Thrill

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> Did anyone go through any sort of high school hazing ritual sort of like those depicted in Dazed and Confused? I definitely didn't.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> @Fawn Liebowitz: I don't think he came out of hte locker room for the 2nd half - but I could be wrong, I followed the game second-hand. (Damn you NFL Network!)

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]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> Jesus, Sandler looks hung over as hell.

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]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> I have no pity for Bruce Davis, not after he made the throat-slash gesture at the BYU sideline in the first half. Cry away, pussy.

Another typical big-fish-in-tiny-pond BYU season in the books. Wahoo.

/shamefully tries to hide his embarrassing glee at winning a nothing game against a nothing team

Swordchucks, yo

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> @Brazil Thrill: If you have Fox College Sports Pacific, ya girl Ms. Parker is playing Stanford.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> @Brazil Thrill: Just like Chrysler - shitty car jokes.

buttons

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> Great to see that Bush - shitty economy jokes never get out of date.

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]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> @Brazil Thrill: After a week of trying/retrying--it sort of has sorted itself out

A frustrating week--but I think Nightmare Ant took pity on me...

Plus, now T.O. injured (I just got home, missed the game)? Serious, or his usual bullshit so he doesnt have to play the last game of the season?

Fawn Liebowitz

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> Dude, Weekend Update with Kevin Nealon? Awesome!

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]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> So to recap: so far, we've had a sandler/farley sketch, a myers/carvey/martin sketch, and James Taylor providing the musical break.

It's like catching a rerun of a Evander Holyfield fight from his mid-20's. You've gotten so used to the toddering wreck of the current iteration that you are actually amazed at how good the vintage performances are.

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]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> @Fawn Liebowitz: <----- What she said.

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]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> @catelinp: So I guess the upgrade hijacked your name too. It happened to a lot of us, we had to clear all cookies and re-enter our screen names.

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]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> @catelinp: Its Nightmare Ant--and I think he's one of my Christmas visitors that came today...

Just keep trying to change your data--clean out your cookies and click on your "Welcome, Peter Cavan" (or whatever it says) and update how you want it to read--it will save eventually--

Fawn Liebowitz

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> Evening all.

Dazed and Confused on Encore. Just started.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> Uh, Linda Cohn, how the hell would you know how Barry White sou..... ooohhhhhhhh, boy. Almost set myself up there.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> Did I miss the meeting where our commenter names reverted to our logins? I must admit I haven't been around much lately.

Peter Cavan

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> Is Nibbles doing that thing where he displays the account name instead of the commenter name?

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]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> @catelinp: This SNL episode almost makes me want the writers strike to last longer...

VTBen

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> @Brazil Thrill: And now we're getting Theatre Stories with a precursor of Austin Powers. I love this sketch.

Peter Cavan

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> Hey, Wendy Nix, you've got company. Michael Smith on the Patriot beat.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> @Somewhere Hidden Within The Dark Recesses Of The Mind: Julius.

@CelticsFansSuicideWatch: Because you cannot stop the Mormons, you can only hope to contain them?

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> @CelticsFansSuicideWatch: It was to test their faith. I believe two of the players passed.

@buttons: Schmitts Gay... awesome. It's a great reminder of when SNL was still funny.

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]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> Memo to juluis Jones: you might wanna think about selling that house in Dallas .

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> @CelticsFansSuicideWatch: Probably going door-to-door.

StevePerryPsychOut

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> @Brazil Thrill: Then why is BYU there?

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> @CelticsFansSuicideWatch: It was the "Whatever Happens In Vegas Stays In Vegas, So Go Nuts On The Hookers, Blow and Gambling" Bowl.

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]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> You know, if the writers' strike means we keep getting old SNL reruns, then I say strike on, you beautiful bastards, strike on.

buttons

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> Hmmmm... Swin Cash on ESPN2 for NBA Fastbreak.

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]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> I'm sure Davis will never recover from not winning whatever the fucking name of that bowl game was.

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> Good work, UCLA special teams. That's some good blocking there. Morons.

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]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> Davis cries like a baby.

It's OK man, it's not the national championship or anything.

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]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> And the kick is blocked. Now you can cry, Bruce Davis.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> BYU blocks the kick! Mormon power!

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]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> Wow.

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]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> OMG....Blocked!

Herbies_Wingman

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> @Brazil Thrill: or BYU's defensive coordinator went to sleep

Herbies_Wingman

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> Are you crying? There's no crying in football!!!

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> Well, UCLA's offense decided to wake up at the right time.

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]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> @Somewhere Hidden Within The Dark Recesses Of The Mind: c) Nevada Wolfpack

Herbies_Wingman

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> OK, so which offense looks worse: UCLA's or the Panthers?

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> what a horrible by game by "Rick" Romo

Herbies_Wingman

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> What a bullshit call... Johnson didn't even touch him with the helmet. I guess they are even.

hockalees

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> @lizabelle: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Not Topanga!

@44 in a Row: You're right, I just visited Guanabee and it is its own site. I always assumed it was part of the Gawker family from the amount of ads placed on Deadspin. Also, it's not very well written.

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]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> Now we see what happens as a result of the Roy Williams suspension. On that 59-yd gain on 4th and 9, it would have been Roy chasing him down from behind.

hockalees

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> These Pioneer TV commercials are disturbing.

peytonloveskenny

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> Once again... a prevent defense that prevents nothing.

hockalees

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> I am a Cowboys fan and I will say it... the refs are screwing the Panthers.

hockalees

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> @lizabelle: I wish I could be in Topanga's world....girl was hot then and certainly now

Herbies_Wingman

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> Topanga from Boy Meets World got arrested for DUI.

Lizabelle

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> @TheNorvFace: Speaking as a representative for every female on the planet, if you don't go to Jared, we don't want you. Ever.

Scout

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> @peytonloveskenny: After the holidays the jewelry commercials will die down for about a week. Then, we'll get bombarded with Valentine's Day jewelry ads. They'll go away for about 3 weeks, then come back for Mother's Day... you get the point.

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]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> I think Maguire just said "It looks like I slept with four dogs." Umm, yeah.

peytonloveskenny

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> John Fox....lost in space

Herbies_Wingman

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> Always nice to see an OU shoutout here. And I was one of those students that distributed the color copies. And, most interestingly, I was the one that confirmed it for Sussman.

But BG hasn't played a crucial MAC game in a couple seasons now. Because, well, they're really bad.

Token_Tennis_Fan

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> @TheNorvFace: yeah, but that's more pleasant than shopping for jewelry

StevePerryPsychOut

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> @44 in a Row:
Yeah, you deserve to die alone if you don't go there.


The Trying Too Hard To Look Young Face

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> @44 in a Row: I have never actually seen a Jared store, so those commercials are especially grating.

peytonloveskenny

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> No way, Gawker hates corporate synergy. Which is why we never see Guanabee ads which feature a hairy dude in a speedo.

I didn't think Guanabee was a Gawker Media site. I thought they were just copying the style.

I am so fucking sick of jewelry commercials.

You must not have gone to Jared.

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]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> @peytonloveskenny: this is oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr engagement

StevePerryPsychOut

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> I am so fucking sick of jewelry commercials. I'm starting to miss John Mellencamp commercials. No, actually I'm not. But jewelry commercials are at least that annoying.

peytonloveskenny

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> @CelticsFansSuicideWatch: Also if Kirk Hinrinch fell out of a boat where would he land?

Roughly 2 feet left and 1 foot short of where he should have landed, occasionally accompanied by a loud "clang". This would all happen with only 4 of the allowed 24 seconds gone away, while the fall was being challenged and a fellow faller was wide open.

Alternately, the answer could have been "LA" if that damn trade had gone through...

StevePerryPsychOut

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> May I point out that ESPN's top NBA performer for tonight is Yi.

Also if Kirk Hinrinch fell out of a boat where would he land?

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> As I watch both teams simultaneously, I must wonder who is hurting more at the quarterback position: UCLA or Carolina?

@peytonloveskenny: No way, Gawker hates corporate synergy. Which is why we never see Guanabee ads which feature a hairy dude in a speedo.

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]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> @Brazil Thrill: Now if only they would place links to other Gawker sites on Deadspin, I could easily see it when it's posted.

peytonloveskenny

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> @StevePerryPsychOut: I would add the 2007 Falcons to this list, except they don't get to the red zone enough to qualify.

@peytonloveskenny: They'll be breaking down her performance over at Jezebel.

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]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> @Somewhere Hidden Within The Dark Recesses Of The Mind: Them, and Brian Griese

StevePerryPsychOut

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> Who can fuck up a 1st and goal from the 5-yard line? The Panthers, that's who.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> FUCK YOU DANNY BRIERE! Oh Danny Boy, the pipes weren't calling.

twoeightnine

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> @Brazil Thrill: Too bad the slot is taken...I've heard that Jamie Lynne Spears was looking for a way to get some media attention.

Also, my Bulls look just AWFUL.

StevePerryPsychOut

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> @Brazil Thrill: ESPN's primary viewing audience is thirteen year old girls, so it makes sense.

peytonloveskenny

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> Just when you thought Monday Night Football couldn't be any more irritating... Hey, Hannah Montana will be the opening act!

@44 in a Row: True enough.

@Scout: Maybe she's hidden behind a Jessica Simpson mask?

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]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> Nice showing from Nevada today.

/sarcasm

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> @Brazil Thrill: Sideline reporter says NO.

Scout

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> Is Nibbles going crazy for other people too?

peytonloveskenny

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> What up mo-fo's?

MrRedDevil

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> You'd think the casinos would have some pull as to who is invited to the Las Vegas Bowl.

Honestly, considering how little money (relatively speaking) comes from the casino itself, I'm sure they're happy enough having full rooms.

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]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> Currently watching NFL.com live stream.

Uhhhhhh... I did not realize such a thing existed. Am checking it out now.

Wow.

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]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> Why must I snicker every time I hear Wayne Chism's name? What am I, 12?

@44 in a Row: You'd think the casinos would have some pull as to who is invited to the Las Vegas Bowl.

@scout: Is the real Jessica Simpson in attendance? That's all ESPN cares about, whether or not she's there to jinx her man.

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]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> @Somewhere Hidden Within The Dark Recesses Of The Mind: we have a rare sighting: a TD pass from a UCLA QB.

Aided by the stupidity of the BYU coaching staff. Take a fucking knee with 11 seconds left, people.

Signal to Noise

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> Currently watching NFL.com live stream. Morbid desire to see Bryant Gumbel and Emmitt Smith anchor a football game together.

Scout

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> Paul McGuire is the epitome of the drunk, annoying uncle everyone tries to avoid around the holidays. The other men in the booth deserve an award just for putting up with his verbal rapings.

The Trying Too Hard To Look Young Face

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> Has any of the UCLA QB's completed a pass? Oh, nevermind, they just did.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> I was in Vegas last year during the Las Vegas Bowl. It was terrible. The hotels were completely full with BYU fans (hence, the high room rates that go along with high-occupancy times of year), but the casinos and bars were empty.

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]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> @CelticsFansSuicideWatch: Mormons can be geniuses too.

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]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> For a former WR, Osaar Rasshan plays QB like.........a former WR.

But their top 2 QBs are injured, so, what the hell?

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> I've always wished that I was a moron, so that the simplest things in life made me hap...oh, television!

There is a new group forming for people with attention defici HEY LET'S GO RIDE BIKES!

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]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> Hey kids. Thought I'd stop by for a spell, after dinner with the folks and before I go out and finish off the job, drinking myself into a self-pitying stupor.

being_sven

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> Not so fast Cowboys...

hockalees

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> @44 in a Row: my guess is family for the holidays.

Signal to Noise

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> @44 in a Row: I've always wished that I was a moron, so that the simplest things in life made me hap...oh, television!

StevePerryPsychOut

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> Either I'm a genius or a moron

I've found, during the course of my life, that the two are not mutually exclusive.

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]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> @Brazil Thrill: yuk, yuk, yuk

StevePerryPsychOut

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> Jeez, it really is quiet here tonight.

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]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> @preciousroy:
Here is a crazy pic showing the air that Niklas got:

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hockalees

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> I benched Romo tonight in favor of Horse Balls tomorrow.

Either I'm a genius or a moron

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> Ah, UCLA's gone to the Highlander under center...

Signal to Noise

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> @StevePerryPsychOut: Sure thing, as soon as the flying, talking pig is done with it. He's such a hog.

Brazil Thrill

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> @peytonloveskenny: you'll have to forgive him -- he's not in his usual camera perch spot, so all the directions are fucked for him.

Signal to Noise

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> Did Maguire just say UCLA ran to the right when they ran to the left?

peytonloveskenny

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> @Brazil Thrill: sip, sip pass then, please.

StevePerryPsychOut

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> Did Elvis just do the player intros, or is this whiskey laced with Absinthe?

Brazil Thrill

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> @hockalees: Did the Spurs' defense* just do an exceptionally good job of temporarily succumbing to gravity or does Bendtner moonlight as a Danish high jump champ. Dude got air for a white man.

(* Oxymoron)

Michael Bertin

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> @Lisa: What football game? Elf just started on CBS...

"You can change the batteries in the smoke detectors...and you'll have to do it again next year!"
/Cotton-Headed Ninny Muggins


StevePerryPsychOut

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> @hockalees:
Just heard the key to the game is that Romo can get a good grasp on the football with a hurt finger.

lisa

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> I'm going with UCLA-BYU. The Bruin collapse has been very entertaining this year, plus, it's Nessler, Griese, and Maguire -- there should be some amusing moments.

Cowboys-Panthers sounds more like unintentional comedy.

Signal to Noise

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> I dont know if anyone is getting the comcast Bullets broadcast, but they just compared Kareem Rush to Abdul-jabbar, Roger Mason to Anthony, then went into a couple minutes of Jerry McGuire dialog...

Tracy Ham and Eggs

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> Just curious, but are any of the other 12 people who can actually see the NFL Network watching the pregame?

I made a deal with myself that I would hang with the TV sound until it got mindnumbing... didn't make it past the JessaRomo discussion. Switching to radio simulcast.

hockalees

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> @being_sven:
Perhaps "Keano" should have backheeled his penalty attempt.

hockalees

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> Slow night at the DUAN'Spins, eh?

@She Blinded Me With Violence: How does donkey lovin' take place when the only position available is missionary? The logistics of it are mind-boggling.

Brazil Thrill

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> Its never a good sign when Brendan Todd Haywood is the 2nd best player on the floor for your basketball team...

Tracy Ham and Eggs

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> @Somewhere Hidden Within The Dark Recesses Of The Mind: Someone call?

Tubesteak Terrorist

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> @She Blinded Me With Violence: +1

buttons

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> @twoeightnine:
Who me??

lisa

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> @twoeightnine: I beg your pardon, sir. Down here no sex is premarital, there are no positions other than missionary, and the donkey is thoroughly washed, groomed, and deloused before any hanky panky.

Kinky, he says... hmph.

She Blinded Me With Violence

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> @twoeightnine: The South has fewer Vietnamese Fuck Baskets per capita than any other region in North America, thankyouverymuch.

Scout

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> Y'all are some kinky fucks down there in the South.

twoeightnine

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> @twoeightnine:
Duh, after the game activity.

lisa

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> Why is he holding a light-saber?

twoeightnine

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> @Tuffy: What is this "shame" you speak of? You Americans and your crazy made-up words.

@scout: Companies only buy the area right below her cleavage for advertisements. They know potential customers won't look elsewhere, anyway.

Brazil Thrill

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> And Papa Joe Simpson is loving every minute of this, as his meal ticket returns to the public light.

I expect to see Jessica Simpson wearing one of those NASCAR driver jumpsuits with logos and advertisements all over it tonight.

Scout

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> @Brazil Thrill: Yes, you have. Learn some parochial shame, would you?

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> @Tuffy: It's not? Shit, me and my buddies have been doing it all wrong then.

Brazil Thrill

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> I am just rooting for Romo to suck. And also do badly during the game too.

DucksOnPondScum

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> @Herbies_Wingman: Think older, HW

DucksOnPondScum

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> @DucksOnPondScum: Moore, Carr, Testaverde, or Delhomme?

You're fucked any way you go. Although Moore appeared at times as if he recognized that gentleman on his team wearing the #89 jersey last week.

She Blinded Me With Violence

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> One more thing for Jessica ... if this Tony Romo thing doesn't work out a certain Orenthal James Simpson needs your souvenir cutout masks...

DucksOnPondScum

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> @DucksOnPondScum: Kerry Collins?

Herbies_Wingman

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> Got the Panthers QB for my fantasy Superbowl. Quick, name it...

DucksOnPondScum

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> On the Samarco picture: Oscar De La Hoya approves.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> @Brazil Thrill: Looking for porn is not a social activity.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> From an earlier post:

"They call it the steroids social network. It's a good thing the graphic is well done, because I absolutely loathe the term "social network" and the concepts therein. If I cared what your interests were, I would hang out with you and discover them using actual social skills."

From this post:

"Last season in college basketball, I found a picture of BGSU basketball leading scorer Martin Samarco on Facebook."

Loooooceeee, you got some 'splaining to do!

Brazil Thrill

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> @being_sven: Oh, don't spur Suss on.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> Who's The MAC?

/Ice Cube

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> KidCanada: the fuck iz bowlin green

Kid Canada

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> Perhaps it would be more effective for the Carolina secondary to all wear daisy dukes, blonde wigs, and jerseys that say "Stinky Butt" on the back.

And if they do, I'm glad the game's on NFL Network.

She Blinded Me With Violence

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> All signs point to a Carolina victory tonight.

Dude, UNC played this afternoon. Wait, you mean people in North Carolina care about pro sports, too?

businessorleisure

]]> <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It]]> Why yes, now that you mention it, I am disappointed that Robbie Keane missed the penalty. It would have been nice to see Arsenal drop some points.

But El Nino had another brace. Cheers all around.

being_sven

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