SHOTY Final Four: Kige Ramsey Vs. Pac Man Jones - Deadspin Comments

SHOTY Final Four: Kige Ramsey Vs. Pac Man Jones

StartingAces — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 14:59:20 EST

Kige got too meta/self referential for me to not vote for him.

StartingAces

SHOTY Final Four: Kige Ramsey Vs. Pac Man Jones

Gobias — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 13:56:44 EST

How does Kige Ramsey not have his own Wikipedia entry?

Gobias

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Okam? Damn Near Killed Him! — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 12:18:14 EST

Before I vote, can someone please tell me what the fuck kind of name is "Kige?"

Okam? Damn Near Killed Him!

SHOTY Final Four: Kige Ramsey Vs. Pac Man Jones

Max Mercy — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 00:33:19 EST

K-I-G-E

Max Mercy

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Nationalcoholic — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 20:09:06 EST

You all can eat me. KIGE KIGE KIGE!

Nationalcoholic

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Dieter — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 18:17:39 EST

No fucking way! Can we measure the spike since the Kige campaign video? That shit confirmed my choice of Pac Man!

Dieter

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AugieOjedaFanClub — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 03:51:58 EST

Much like the japanese vote that gets Ichiro into the All Star game each year, a groundswell of late support has put everyone's favorite "sports reportin' special ed student" into a huge lead.

AugieOjedaFanClub

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MATIC — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 22:46:57 EST

This vote could well be described as Deadspin: Insider clique of sports dorks, or worldwide leader in new media sports reportage.

So, either way it goes, we're screwed :)

MATIC

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Tom_Bradys_Abortion — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 19:20:35 EST

@AugieOjedaFanClub: That legitimately made me choke on my drink. +1

Tom_Bradys_Abortion

SHOTY Final Four: Kige Ramsey Vs. Pac Man Jones

Chris Cooley's Tight End — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 18:22:36 EST

Kige may have carried around every book he ever owned in a belt, but it was NOT the WWE Tag Team Champ belt. I'm definitely, definitely voting for the Rain Man

Chris Cooley's Tight End

SHOTY Final Four: Kige Ramsey Vs. Pac Man Jones

HazelMaesLandingStrip — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 16:55:12 EST

As a native Bostonian I can easily say I will never vote for a black person for anything.

HazelMaesLandingStrip

SHOTY Final Four: Kige Ramsey Vs. Pac Man Jones

Michael Bertin — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 16:05:50 EST

A vote for Kige Ramsey, is a vote for Kige Ramsey. This has been Kige Ramsey for YouTube Sports.

Michael Bertin

SHOTY Final Four: Kige Ramsey Vs. Pac Man Jones

AugieOjedaFanClub — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 16:02:42 EST

Isn't not voting for Kige bad karma on the same level of: making fun of that retarded kid in your English class, only for your first child to end up being "special."

AugieOjedaFanClub

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muggsybogues — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 15:57:38 EST

VOTEFORKIGEVOTEFORKIGEVOTEFORKIGEVOTEFOR...

muggsybogues

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muggsybogues — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 15:57:10 EST

Kige is the Jim Rice of the SHOTY.

If Kige doesn't win, I'm going to set the Gawker building on fire.

For comment A, press 1.
For comment B, press 2.

muggsybogues

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VTBen — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 15:33:50 EST

I'm still amazed Kige didn't get a Hall of Fame nod last summer, so my vote goes to him.

VTBen

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 15:28:06 EST

I want to vote Kige, I really do; but Pacman's universal health care and college tuition credit plan are so much stronger.

If only Kige would record an ad telling us why not to vote for Pacman, I might be swayed.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

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hector villanueva's posse — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 15:26:04 EST

@Ladies Love Fennis:

Hell, yes. And I say Kige, just because the MAN is trying to keep him down. Meme, my ass...

hector villanueva's posse

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ClueHeywood — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 15:23:27 EST

Unintentionally hilarious over intentionally heinous. Vote Kige.

ClueHeywood

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crazyjoedavola — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 15:19:03 EST

Im abstaining on this one. One's a criminal, and the other guy reminds me of the dudes we chase away from my kids playground.

crazyjoedavola

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FightTiger — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 15:17:34 EST

Seriously? This is close?

Vote Kige!

FightTiger

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Rickey_Fitts — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 15:07:20 EST

@Jefferson Short Bus: He's already among us, man.

Rickey_Fitts

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Farneyismycopilot — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 15:05:28 EST

@Lisa: It's what all overweight, chainsmoking Olympians eat.

Farneyismycopilot

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lisa — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 15:04:29 EST

@Jefferson Short Bus:
How do we know he hasn't already been invited and turned DS down since he's on the mainstream media track? You can't go both ways you know.

lisa

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Jefferson Short Bus — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 15:03:01 EST

If Kige can't be the SHOTY, can't we at least get him a commenter invite?

Jefferson Short Bus

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Brazil Thrill — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 15:02:23 EST

This should be decided by who was nicer to Woody Paige. Because that's all that matters, really.

Brazil Thrill

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DM — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 15:00:49 EST

Folks, folks, let's not get too much into this, lest we suffer paralysis by analysis.

SHOTY Final Four: Kige Ramsey Vs. Pac Man Jones

J-No — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 14:58:34 EST

He doesn't know it's a damn show! He thinks it's a damn fight!

Kige for SHOTY!

J-No

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Phony Gwynn — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 14:56:03 EST

@Lamppost: But does it have the intestinal fortitude of Colon Blow? Or do you need to eat 30,000 bowls?

Phony Gwynn

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Texy — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 14:55:30 EST

The mildly amusing little Kige train must be derailed, and Pacman is just the guy to do it!

@HeavyPettingZoo: /insert obligatory "booo!" from Longhorn fan here

Texy

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Satyr Icon — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 14:54:18 EST

Kige, only because I think that if he wins the Shoty, he would do a special clip accepting the award...which I demand, of course.

Satyr Icon

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DennyCrane — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 14:53:21 EST

@Lisa: I remember that one. It tastes much better than Quarry.

DennyCrane

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7-8 Deville — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 14:52:32 EST

@Phony Gwynn: And here I thought all along that Kige was a writer for Page 2.

7-8 Deville

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Atlien — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 14:51:27 EST

@UkraineNotWeak: Well said sir, to his credit, he did provide yesterday.

Atlien

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Matt Sussman — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 14:48:23 EST

The SHOTY is a microcosm of four stories that just wont go away.

Matt Sussman

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lisa — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 14:48:20 EST

@Lamppost:
The other Belushi invented donut cereal
/VERY old SNL

lisa

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Mr. Marinovich — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 14:48:01 EST

Pacman, motherfuckers.

Mr. Marinovich

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HeavyPettingZoo — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 14:46:17 EST

To be fair, all of America missed out on seeing Vince Young playing quarterback this year, since he sucks and all.

HeavyPettingZoo

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Brazil Thrill — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 14:46:02 EST

@arkansasfred: Whatever you do, don't take a bow. That's part of his plan.

Brazil Thrill

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DennyCrane — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 14:44:02 EST

@Stev D: That's nothing; Jim Belushi invented adding vodka to breakfast cereal. And Jim Belushi is the Uwe Blab of the comedy world.

DennyCrane

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ArkansasFred — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 14:43:05 EST

@Rob Iracane: I'm one of your top three commenters of the year? Really? Do you have any standards at all?

ArkansasFred

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Phony Gwynn — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 14:42:10 EST

If I want a borderline retard to give me sports info, I'll turn on ESPN.

Click clack, ManPac.

Phony Gwynn

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Ladies love Fennis — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 14:41:52 EST

I just doesn't seem like Kige is SHOTY worthy. If he is, does that mean Buffalo Bill smoking a bowl will be SHOTY next year?

Ladies love Fennis

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Tugnutt's Five-Hole — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 14:40:50 EST

Vote Kige: of us, but not one of us.

Tugnutt's Five-Hole

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Stev D — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 14:40:41 EST

Don't forget that Kige invented adding waffle fries to breakfast cereal.

Stev D

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Farneyismycopilot — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 14:39:55 EST

So, how is that Pac Man enrolling in classes thing going? Because I'm still debating who would be more entertaining to have in Sociology 238 with you - the Pac or Kige.

Farneyismycopilot

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twoeightnine — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 14:39:49 EST

the guy who brought untold laughs to the masses

So there's a word for his style, untold laughs.

twoeightnine

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RBS — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 14:39:16 EST

I'm voting for Kige based solely upon the possibility of a "thank you" video.

RBS

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The Fake Gimel Martinez — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 14:38:56 EST

Seriously, did any of you Pac-Man voters see Kige's Review of 2007 Sports-Related Deaths? Kige is the gift that keeps on giving.

The Fake Gimel Martinez

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Herbies_Wingman — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 14:36:37 EST

Sorry I have to give my vote to Kige, since this is the highlight of his life now and the future.
Pac-Man has many more years to keep us entertained.

Herbies_Wingman

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MrRedDevil — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 14:36:23 EST

Kige can make it rain down sulfur. Any moron with a pack of matches can set a fire (or throw dollar bills at a bunch of strippers). Raining down sulfur is like an endurance trial man. Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, outside of soccer.

MrRedDevil

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ArkansasFred — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 14:35:59 EST

I'm watching Deliverance, deep frying a possum's ass and not reading books to show my support for Kige.

ArkansasFred

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The Fan’s Attic — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 14:35:13 EST

I'd also like to throw out the additional justification of my vote for Kige in that he is far more unique to Deadspin than Pac Man Jones. Many in the mainstream have made jokes about Making It Rain, but Kige has remained a Deadspin folk legend not yet sullied by the masses.

The Fan’s Attic

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J-No — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 14:34:46 EST

As far as I am aware, Kige has not paralyzed anyone. Kige it is.

J-No

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CaptainHomeless — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 14:34:38 EST

A Pac Man / Isiah final would make me a happy, albeit conflicted-about-whom-to-vote-for..., Captain.

CaptainHomeless

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Brazil Thrill — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 14:34:06 EST

Guess what Kige? Pacman just swallowed a power pellet, and he's about to chomp your ass.

Brazil Thrill

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Rob Iracane — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 14:34:04 EST

@MSG Intern: Units of cultural diffusion!

Rob Iracane

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Beast Modus Operandi — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 14:34:04 EST

So... vote for the guy who had his entourage shoot and paralyze a bouncer or the guy who brought untold laughs to the masses and proved to be a savant for NFL picks?

Advantage Ramsey

Beast Modus Operandi

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Tebow2007 — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 14:33:56 EST

Kige is a Titans fan, so even he is voting for Pac Man. And another chromosome.

Tebow2007

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Civil Negligence — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 14:33:01 EST

I am not at work today, but have logged in solely to express my support for Kige. That should tell you the power that man posses.

Civil Negligence

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Stev D — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 14:32:40 EST

I am sorry Kige, the dream ends. If you were named Q-Bert, Duke Nukem or Mutant League Football Ramsey, you might have had a shot. But--I'm sorry.

Stev D

SHOTY Final Four: Kige Ramsey Vs. Pac Man Jones

DennyCrane — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 14:32:14 EST

Seriously, Kige creeps me out much more than he makes me laugh. I gotta vote for the Pac Man.

DennyCrane

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The Fan’s Attic — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 14:32:09 EST

Pac Man has not done anything lately to keep up his strong start to the year, while Kige keeps pumping out YouTube Sports reports. Kige all the way!

The Fan’s Attic

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Master of Karate and Friendship — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 14:30:15 EST

A vote for Kige is a vote for the memes

Master of Karate and Friendship

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BigRicks — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 14:29:53 EST

I haven't wanted something to go away more than Kige Ramsey since...

...shit all the Manatees are on strike, clever analogy attempt aborted.

BigRicks

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Weed Against Speed — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 14:29:24 EST

Kige Ramsey couldn't carry Pac Man's Glock...

I mean jock. Wait...

Weed Against Speed

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sir_pantsalot — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 14:28:51 EST

Kige would have wrassled because he believes that is is realy. For that he gets my vote.

sir_pantsalot

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 14:27:26 EST

This is where my spot on the Kige bandwagon ends. We need the rain in the Southeast that only Pacman can provide.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen