Where's PETA When We Need Them? - Deadspin Comments

Where's PETA When We Need Them?

RedLightGreenLight — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 11:56:19 EST

Poor Lloyd Catt. Gerald Ford must be incorrectly spinning in his grave.

RedLightGreenLight

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prattler — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 18:28:07 EST

thank you for noticing those tits.

prattler

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thefess — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 17:53:45 EST

Oh Hell.

thefess

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thefess — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 17:53:19 EST

@Brazil Thrill:

Also, why did it take me so long staring at those moobs to realize they were in fact moobs?

thefess

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SantaBarbaraWahoo — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 17:31:34 EST

When does the cat do the Soulja Boy dance?

SantaBarbaraWahoo

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Celerino Sanchez — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 17:27:00 EST

Well, at least it has those world class Bangbus.com-esqe production qualities.

Celerino Sanchez

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procras — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 17:17:23 EST

ashamed, yes. but i defy you to find a better use for a pomelo rind.

procras

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calmasacucumber — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 17:12:51 EST

it puts the rodriguez in the big house else it gets the pussy again.

calmasacucumber

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Signal to Noise — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 16:56:05 EST

@FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns: no wonder they keep reproducing at such a high rate in Ohio. That state's abstinence-only sex ed, isn't it?

Signal to Noise

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FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 16:49:36 EST

The fine folks at Ohio State do the same thing...except they put those little plastic football helmets on the tips of their penises and wrap the shaft in a little sweater vest made from felt. Then they go into the act. No animals (other than the aforementioned tOSU fan(s)) involved.

I believe Carl Monday is working on an expose at this very minute.

FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns

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Herbies_Wingman — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 16:43:49 EST

My guess is they beat Ohio....Ohio State is another situation though

Herbies_Wingman

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KipBoomGoesTheDynamite — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 16:42:54 EST

After the video was shot, the cat was placed in a rape stand.

KipBoomGoesTheDynamite

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A Pimp Named DaveR — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 16:40:21 EST

@The White Boom Boom:

I M SHAMED....WANT 2 DIE

A Pimp Named DaveR

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1976 Oakland Raiders — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 16:39:30 EST

Beat Oberlin!

1976 Oakland Raiders

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youstayclassy — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 16:37:14 EST

"Beat Ohio"?

What do they have against the poor old Bobcats?

youstayclassy

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The White Boom Boom — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 16:36:07 EST

MEH DIGNATEE...U TAKES IT

The White Boom Boom

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ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 16:33:50 EST

@The Fan's Attic: We prefer the term "Mitties".

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

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chilltown — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 16:33:05 EST

Yostal?

chilltown

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The Sports Hernia — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 16:29:38 EST

That helmet sucks.

The Sports Hernia

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DennyCrane — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 16:29:19 EST

IM IN UR YOOTOOBZ REPULSIN UR ANIMUL RAITZ GROOPZ

DennyCrane

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Mr. Marinovich — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 16:28:40 EST

Oh fer crissakes fuck this guy.

Mr. Marinovich

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theballadofrickeyfoggie — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 16:28:40 EST

Looks to me that Michigan is a little jealous that Ohio continues to be the butt of all jokes around these parts.

It's really the only explanation.

theballadofrickeyfoggie

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StartingAces — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 16:28:37 EST

The last time I tried to take a picture of one of the cats with a Red Sox ice cream helmet on, he kicked me in the nuts. Do not fuck with cats and sports related headgear.

StartingAces

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Becky_MI — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 16:28:19 EST

Oh Jesus. Can I state for the record my dogs have never been dressed in anything but collars, ever?

I hate when all of us are tainted by one off-center cat owner. And a bunch of asshole alumni, but mostly this cat owner.

Becky_MI

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FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 16:27:38 EST

@daver4470: Actually the cat beat Appalachian St., but was later found to have accepted gifts from boosters (a Cadillac)...so the win was nullified and the cat was declared ineligible.

FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns

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Little Lebowski Urban Achiever — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 16:26:35 EST

The best is the faint sigh from the cat at the end, it looks as though this is not the first time this has happened.

Little Lebowski Urban Achiever

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A Pimp Named DaveR — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 16:25:34 EST

Turns out the cat lost to Appalachian State, too.

A Pimp Named DaveR

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Hit Bull Win Steak — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 16:23:49 EST

IZ GUNNA KILLZ U WHEN YOU SLEEPZ

Hit Bull Win Steak

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Signal to Noise — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 16:23:38 EST

@FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns: the boyfriend with moobs will be declared a hero for trying to save his woman from the cat's deadly clutches.

Signal to Noise

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Philadelphia Eagles of Death Metal — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 16:23:05 EST

The Heisman stiff-arms with his right hand, gadnabbit! Cats can't even get this right? I thought they were supposed to be smarter than us!

Philadelphia Eagles of Death Metal

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1976 Oakland Raiders — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 16:19:57 EST

Dude, that's a Princeton helmet!

1976 Oakland Raiders

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Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 16:18:01 EST

I severely question if that cat is actually singing.

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

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DongerArd — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 16:17:10 EST

@UpstateUnderdog: Pigeye Jackson is not impressed.

DongerArd

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IsoldmysoultoMilhouseVanhouten — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 16:16:41 EST

I want to read the comments.

IsoldmysoultoMilhouseVanhouten

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FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 16:16:20 EST

I believe that cat was interviewed to replace Lloyd Carr...but turned down the offer.

FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns

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DongerArd — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 16:16:10 EST

[blank stare]

":^|

*blink*

...*blink* *blink*

DongerArd

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lisa — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 16:15:07 EST

@FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns:
One day later, the parents of both will sue the cat for punitive damages.

lisa

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twoeightnine — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 16:14:30 EST

or singing

twoeightnine

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Rocco Siffredi — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 16:14:09 EST

Got an e-mail from The Balls a few hours ago saying that he ain't gonna post today. He's too tired from all the anal sex he had this morning. He didn't specify as to whether gave it or it was given to him.

Rocco Siffredi

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SA — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 16:13:30 EST

@The New Math: 86=1: Who knew Dee Mirich was a Michigan fan?

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LeagueofShadows — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 16:12:52 EST

Dwight Schrute will now mercy kill this cat.

LeagueofShadows

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The Fan’s Attic — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 16:12:52 EST

Are those Mangini's mantits?

The Fan’s Attic

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FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 16:12:14 EST

Later on tonight that cat will kill its owner and maul her boyfriend. Later it will be found that the bed was 3" lower than it should have been, which enabled the cat to jump up onto it.

FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns

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Mr. Bigglesworth — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 16:11:57 EST

That cat must be stoned. If i did that to my kitty all you would see is a tornado of blood and fur.

Oh, and I DONT HAS ANY TESTICLES

Mr. Bigglesworth

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StevePerryPsychOut — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 16:11:42 EST

This is precisely why we bag on the Michigan alum in our office all day long.

StevePerryPsychOut

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twoeightnine — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 16:11:41 EST

I don't know how you can conquer anything when you're sucking wind after signing for 10 seconds.

twoeightnine

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UpstateUnderdog — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 16:10:02 EST

@Civil_Negligence: or Michigan fans.

UpstateUnderdog

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The New Math: 86=1 — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 16:09:34 EST

There's a Dee Mirich joke here .. I just don't feel like making it.

The New Math: 86=1

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The White Boom Boom — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 16:08:37 EST

DO NOT WANT!

The White Boom Boom

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Brazil Thrill — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 16:08:16 EST

0:33 - Kige?

Brazil Thrill

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Athletic Supporter v0.42beta — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 16:07:36 EST

in other news, animal control has just paid Yostal a visit.

Athletic Supporter v0.42beta

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The New Math: 86=1 — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 16:07:26 EST

@Civil_Negligence: owners of cats

And yes, I am ashamed.

The New Math: 86=1

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UpstateUnderdog — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 16:06:44 EST

almost as bad as cat juggling.

UpstateUnderdog

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SA — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 16:06:41 EST

I feel bad for that cat. There needs to be a law that says crazy people can't own animals.

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TheLou-Do — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 16:06:08 EST

@TheLou-Do: Their* you putz.

TheLou-Do

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TheLou-Do — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 16:05:49 EST

Unfortunately, they're neighbor's dog with the OSU sweater later mauled the kitty.

TheLou-Do

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Civil Negligence — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 16:05:42 EST

I don't know who I hate more: cats or owners of cats.

Civil Negligence

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ClueHeywood — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 16:05:36 EST

Pussy.

ClueHeywood