Brady Is Giving Romo Dating Advice Now? - Deadspin Comments

Brady Is Giving Romo Dating Advice Now?

Encouraging Referee Pitman — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 17:21:00 EST

Smash Williams told Romo that when he gets bored with her to suggest an open relationship.

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cromartie — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 16:40:04 EST

@ghostsoftheSCupcountry: I've seen CFL practice squads. Quinn could make it. In fact, he'd probably be a servicable fit for a team that runs the Hufnagel offense, actually.

cromartie

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cromartie — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 16:38:12 EST

@TheStarterWife: Of course you can. If you do, your children will never ask to go to the movies again.

Ever. Perfect idea.

cromartie

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Josh Beckett Indian Killer — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 15:31:25 EST

In about half a dozen passing situations yesterday Brady already made better reads than DA did all season long.

that's a huge sample size you got there on Quinn. Send him to the Hall!

Josh Beckett Indian Killer

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ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 14:00:19 EST

@Chief Wahoo: Hence our disagreement. I don't care what he screws or what drugs he takes etc. I just don't think he'll be a decent pro QB.

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Chief Wahoo — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 13:56:40 EST

@ghostsoftheSCupcountry: I never said he doesn't suck. His personal life is his business, not mine. I just think he'll be a very good pro QB.

Chief Wahoo

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ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 13:54:10 EST

@FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns: The game wasn't on down here in the Deep South. Was BQ playing against Willis and the rest of the 1st string Niner D? And Navy is offended. They could beat the Niners by at least 10.

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FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 13:50:37 EST

Oh, and as for his appearance yesterday...last half of the last game of the season against the 5-11 49ers. Wow...another service academy performance. I'm shocked.

FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns

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FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 13:46:58 EST

All "Brady Quinn is gay" aside...exactly what did he prove in his career at ND? That he could beat service academy teams? Whoop-de-do. No bowl wins, not a single "signature" win over a legit team that I can remember.

Quinn is the last vestige of the ND/Weis hype machine.

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ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 13:43:32 EST

@Chief Wahoo: Let's just agree to disagree. I'll never convince you that he sucketh mightily and you'll never convince me that he doesn't.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

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Scout — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 13:40:39 EST

This is written on Joe Simpson's white board in his office.

[Jess, working her looks] + [Popular NFL Quarterback]

= [Much needed publicity to prop up fading career]

Scout

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Mon, 31 Dec 2007 13:35:51 EST

he wouldn't have made a CFL practice squad. Did you know Jesse Palmer is now a "Monday Morning Quarterback" on the Sportscentre?.

Coming Into The Game, ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #J23 - The Superstar Receiver, ofyourupperdeck TORONTOOOoo BJSss ®

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Chief Wahoo — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 13:34:39 EST

@ghostsoftheSCupcountry: Sorry if I was mean, but I can't see how any two QB's could be more different (in terms of quantifiable skills entering the league) than Quinn and Leaf.

As far as Brady's potential for success, think about it. He woulkd play behind one of the top O-Lines in the league, with a great running game, one of the top three tight ends and one of the top three receivers. Sounds like a pretty good situation for a serviceable QB to me. In about half a dozen passing situations yesterday Brady already made better reads than DA did all season long.

Chief Wahoo

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ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 13:29:30 EST

The only thing saving Quinn from being labelled a bust will be his low 1st round draft position. I'm sorry, but if Quinn had gone to school at, say, Colorado State he wouldn't have made a CFL practice squad.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

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Jerkwheat — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 13:26:11 EST

I love the "Brady Quinn is sooooo gay" Kool-Aid as much as the next guy, but he didn't look too shabby in his one drive yesterday. Especially considering he hadn't played a real live down of football in nearly a year.

Jerkwheat

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ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 13:24:57 EST

@Chief Wahoo: Oh, and thanks for your kindness in pointing out my complete lack of understanding of a game I played for 3 years in high school (not to mention the years of backyard ball) and have watched for almost 30 on both the college and pro level.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

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Proverbial — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 13:23:13 EST

@ghostsoftheSCupcountry: You've been drinking way too much of the Deadspin " Brady Quinn is sooooooo gay!" Kool-Aid.

Proverbial

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ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 13:22:32 EST

@Chief Wahoo: The above may be true, but I've seen Quinn play at Notre Dame and frankly I was unimpressed. I hope for your sake he develops into a HOF QB, but I'm thinking bust. He has a weak arm. I don't recall him being a great game manager or being able to rise above the level of his comptetition. In the right system, he may be a servicable pro QB; but as I said, I doubt it. From what I've seen he doesn't have a great understanding of the game. Turthfully, I think he'll be a decent backup, nothing more, nothing less.

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Josh Beckett Indian Killer — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 13:17:12 EST

@Chief Wahoo: arm strength is huge, just ask the Jets about Pennington or that Dolphins DB who thought he picked Brady only to see it go 45 yards the other way for a TD.

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Josh Beckett Indian Killer — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 13:14:23 EST

If the Browns traded Quinn to Miami I want to be there when Parcells gives him the speech.

"Dont be a celebrity quarterback. we dont date supermodels or in your case fraternity boys, do you hear me?"

Josh Beckett Indian Killer

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Chief Wahoo — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 13:11:00 EST

@ghostsoftheSCupcountry: I'll try not to be mean about this, but your post shows a pretty serious lack of understanding about football. Ryan Leaf was the exact opposite type of QB that Brady Quinn is. Leaf was rated so highly based purely on physicality. He had the height, size and arm strength to project as a potential star QB. What he lacked was the proper mindset to truly understand the complexities of the game. He also was too immature to put in the time to study the game and improve. Conversely, Brady's specific strength is his mental skill set and understanding of the game. The only knock on him so far is not enough arm strength. If anything, DA is much more similar to Leaf than Quinn will ever be.

Developing NFL players, especially QB's, will always be an inexact science. That being said, it helps to have even the most basic understanding of the tangibles which can be measured. You seem to lack this.

Chief Wahoo

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ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 12:57:04 EST

nibbles!

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ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 12:53:05 EST

nibbles?

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ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 12:49:35 EST

@Chief Wahoo: Do what? Quinn will be blessed if his pro career goes as well as Todd Collins' has. 2 words: Ryan Leaf, my friend. I'd trade BQ to the Fins for picks today and keep DA. The Browns will be locked into 2nd behind the Steelers from now on if ya do. Otherwise, say hello to 4th place.

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Chief Wahoo — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 12:48:57 EST

@clarep: You were supposed to save the hangover for tomorrow.

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Im a people person. Who drinks. — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 12:47:39 EST

I'm thinking that Tom Brady and Tony Romo are in each others Fav 5 - not sure if either sends a lot of texts to their BFF Rose though. What is more certain is that they have a burn book dedicated to the Manning family.

Im a people person. Who drinks.

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7-8 Deville — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 12:47:05 EST

I thought that heading above the pic of Brittany said "Side Show"...

7-8 Deville

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Clare — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 12:46:20 EST

Jesus, I am slow on the uptake today.

Clare

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Animal Style — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 12:44:09 EST

@SuperFrankieLampard: I feel children prefer a softer porn...

/Chris Farley as Sen. Howard Heflin
[snltranscripts.jt.org]

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Chief Wahoo — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 12:42:06 EST

@ghostsoftheSCupcountry: Save this post, my friend. Brady is going to be a great success at QB if the Browns give him a shot. I think he'll be much better than DA.

Chief Wahoo

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Clare — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 12:41:55 EST

@Lamppost: +1!

Maybe I'm old fashioned, but when the giant that holds up the earth dies? We are screwwwwwwwwwwwed.

Clare

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Clare — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 12:40:54 EST

@Chief Wahoo: Wait a second, don't you mean AJ Hawk? (In my defense, I was reading that thread again. LOLcats, Steelers/Browns fans bashing each other, wedding gowns, and Billy Idol? Fucking priceless.)

Clare

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DennyCrane — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 12:40:17 EST

Brady: Maybe I'm old-fashioned, but I think we should worship the sun and moon as powerful gods, and fear them.
Romo: Hmmm......

DennyCrane

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ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 12:35:05 EST

@Juancho: Horse Balls and who's the other one?

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TheStarterWife — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 12:33:55 EST

@Dr. Spaceman: I have high hopes. There was a Debriefing today.

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Juancho — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 12:33:51 EST

@Juancho: (to clarify) That we have 2 decent QBs.

Juancho

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Juancho — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 12:33:23 EST

@Wee_Evans: You're just jealous.

Juancho

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StevePerryPsychOut — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 12:31:51 EST

@katolesce: how does he balance that with the advice that he receives from Roy Williams?

"Four: When ordering food, make sure you stay in the drive-thru; this way, she doesn't expect you to carry her tray or throw out the garbage or nothin'. Find out what she wants, then make sure that its either a combo or dollar menu item-for example, the No. 1 with cheese, or two double cheese burgers, small fries and a small lemonade. And if she ever gets you to go to a sit-down place (with napkins, tableclothes and all that shit), make sure you don't listen to her tipping business...completely unnecessary."

/horribly bored at work

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ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 12:31:38 EST

Can't believe no one has done this yet but; yes, douche.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

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Hit Bull Win Steak — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 12:29:44 EST

@Wee_Evans: hey! you leave Fagneto out of this!

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Dr. Spaceman, Esq. — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 12:28:35 EST

Will there be a MJD post today?

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Wee_Evans — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 12:26:14 EST

I hear he also told Brady Quinn to stop bringing Sir Ian McKellan to Browns games. What a cougar that Sir Ian is.

Wee_Evans

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Stev D — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 12:25:36 EST

@Signal to Noise: I hate being at work and missing things like this.

Stev D

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Signal to Noise — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 12:20:12 EST

threadjack

Lou Holtz is giving the Illini a pep talk right now and it rules.

/threadjack

Signal to Noise

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Juancho — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 12:19:30 EST

@TheStarterWife: Yet I Am Legend has done $200 mil. Feel-good movie of the year, I tell you.

Juancho

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katolesce — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 12:17:16 EST

"First of all Romo, you never let on how much you like a girl. "Oh, Jessica. Hi." Two, you always call the shots. "Kiss me. You won't regret it." Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. "Isn't this great?" Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice." And five, now this is the most important, Romo. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV"

katolesce

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Signal to Noise — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 12:15:53 EST

@I Heart Poop: thank you for that slice of nightmare fuel.

Signal to Noise

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Sargent — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 12:13:45 EST

Ah! Nickname!

Sargent

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I Heart Poop — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 12:11:48 EST

do you think when romo has sex with jessica simpson sometimes he hears echos of "there's only one october!" coming out of her pus... sna... vagi... bloody axe wou... the place where girls pee? i bet he does and it drives him into a blind rage.

I Heart Poop

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SuperFrankieLampard — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 12:06:54 EST

@pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at: but nc-17 movies don't tend to do so well with the under-12 set.

SuperFrankieLampard

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Nationalcoholic — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 12:05:21 EST

@Chief Wahoo: They were probably upset that their last name was Schindler and Santa wasn't coming anyway.

Nationalcoholic

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Jerkwheat — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 12:04:10 EST

@Weed Against Speed: I am shocked that you would imply that my movie's title has some alternate meaning.

Prevert.

Jerkwheat

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Barry Lutz — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 12:03:31 EST

@Stev D: Call me old fashioned ... but I think we should worship the sun and moon as powerful gods, and fear them.

Barry Lutz

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Weed Against Speed — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 12:01:13 EST

@pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at: Shaven or unshaven?

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Chief Wahoo — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 12:00:36 EST

@TheStarterWife: Yeah, the kids I used to babysit were pretty upset when they found out "Schindler" wasn't really German for "Santa" and it was a whole different kind of list. Wonder why the parents never hire me anymore?

Chief Wahoo

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Jerkwheat — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 12:00:06 EST

@TheStarterWife: I understood the reasoning as to why it had made so much money - and that's why my new masterpiece Billy and The Beavers will be in theatres Christmas 2009.

SO LONG SUCKERS!!

Jerkwheat

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Jerkwheat — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 11:58:32 EST

@Tuffy: SPEN-SAH!

/my mom watched the shit out of some Spenser

Jerkwheat

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TheStarterWife — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 11:58:04 EST

Keeping Jessica Simpson away from a camera is like trying to keeping a moth away from the flame. That blonde ain't staying home.

@pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at: It is making a shit load of money because there are n other family films out right now. Can't exactly take the SCREAMING KIDS WHO HAVE BEEN ON BREAK FOR TWO WEEKS OMG WHEN DOES SCHOOL START BACK UP AGAIN to "No Country for Old Men".

TheStarterWife

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ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 11:57:21 EST

Lucky ol' Sage. But what about Parsley, Rosemary ad Thyme? Are THEY getting any play?

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J-No — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 11:56:30 EST

If you look at the pages of Tony's math notebook you will see Mr. Jessica Simpson written a myriad of ways.

Mr. and Mrs. Jessica Simpson
Mr. Tony Romo-Simpson
Mr. Anthony Simpson-Romo

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Tuffy — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 11:56:15 EST

@Stev D: I loved AJ's turn on Spenser: For Hire.

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Weed Against Speed — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 11:55:10 EST

*Rosenfels

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Nationalcoholic — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 11:55:08 EST

@jwaves: That gave me an idea.

I think we should all go over to Gawker for the day and have celebrity talk AND dick jokes, and wait for the sissies to kick us out.

Nationalcoholic

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StevePerryPsychOut — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 11:54:58 EST

If I led the League in smiles, I wouldn't be taking advice from the lowly guy who led the league in TDs, Yards and Passer Rating. Just sayin...

StevePerryPsychOut

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Weed Against Speed — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 11:54:55 EST

Carrie Underwood is hate-fucking Sage Rosefels as we speak.

Weed Against Speed

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blackaces — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 11:53:43 EST

Romo looks like he's at his date's house, about to go to Junior Prom.

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jwaves2007 — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 11:53:30 EST

Is it wrong that I like Britney now more than I ever have? I have a huge weakness for white trash and she is the ultimate catch.

jwaves2007

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Chief Wahoo — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 11:52:50 EST

@nationalcoholic: There's hawks in that thing too! He Hates Hawks!

My bad. AJ, not Tony.

Chief Wahoo

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Stev D — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 11:50:50 EST

@scottsargent: AJ Hawk pro-skater can be found in the discount bin at the supermarket

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Nationalcoholic — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 11:50:16 EST

@Chief Wahoo: Tony Hawk too? That girl gets around.

Nationalcoholic

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Stev D — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 11:50:02 EST

Call me old fashioned, but doesn't unsolicited relationship advice warrant a punch in the face?

Stev D

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Sargent — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 11:49:59 EST

@Chief Wahoo: AJ's the master of the kickflip mctwist

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J-No — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 11:49:02 EST

On Fridays, Tony sleeps over at Tom's. They stay up all night giggling and talking, and painting each other's toes.

J-No

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Brazil Thrill — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 11:47:54 EST

Brady: Don't let her attend your games man, it will take the focus away from you.
Romo: OK.
Brady: You should date her for a couple of years. When you find out she's pregnant, dump her for a hot supermodel. Children are a distraction, and you'll probably be tired of hitting it anyway.
Romo: So that's the secret to becoming a Super Bowl quarterback?
Brady: ...Sure Tony.

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Chief Wahoo — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 11:47:54 EST

They get on the phone and laugh at Tony Hawk for banging Brady Quinn's ugly sister.

Chief Wahoo

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Juancho — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 11:47:51 EST

Courtney Hazlett: Yes.

Rick, how did you get ahold of Romo's high school homecoming picture?

Juancho

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ArmansCopyOfSwank — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 11:47:22 EST

Boobs for boobs.

ArmansCopyOfSwank

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roland_t_flakfizer — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 11:46:47 EST

Brady Quinn Is Giving Homo Dating Advice Now?

\ amaeci-ed

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SuperFrankieLampard — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 11:46:26 EST

I'd like to point out that Jessica Simpson's new movie, Blonde Ambition was shown in only 8 theaters and made an average of $165 per theater in its first weekend. That's less money than a few movies that were shown in only 1 theater, and significantly less than a couple IMAX movies for the same weekend.

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