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All Hail The Great Kerry Collins

ceedat — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 13:19:32 EST

@Bruschis Brewsky: Yes Merril Hoge and Ship Bayless

ceedat

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flightjacket — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 12:51:37 EST

@THE GHOST OF TOM GORDON:
Marv can't wait any longer, for he is cold and there are wolves after him.

flightjacket

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The Ghost of Tom Gordon — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 11:55:39 EST

Apparently Marv Levy is leaving Buffalo. That makes us extremely sad; we wanted him to be there until he was 103.

This problem is avoided if retires on Thursday, rather than Wednesday.

The Ghost of Tom Gordon

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Chief Wahoo — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 11:23:52 EST

If the Browns don't trade Derek Anderson for some draft picks I might do something bad. Real bad. You hear me, Phil Savage? Been following Cleveland Sports for a long time now and I'm right on the edge. Don't push your luck, bro.

Chief Wahoo

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Mr. Bigglesworth — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 11:02:49 EST

@Unsilent Majority: Where does the line start?

Mr. Bigglesworth

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Juancho — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 10:51:03 EST

@Eirishis: I have no problem with Horse Balls's athletic ability- it's his friggin' game management skills.

Juancho

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Tuffy — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 10:49:20 EST

@j-no: Hall-of-Famers get their own post.

Tuffy

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Tuffy — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 10:47:06 EST

@Candygram: I see him more as Marlo Thomas.

Tuffy

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J-No — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 10:29:09 EST

Also, I am assuming Captain Neckbeard is getting his own post?

J-No

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KOGOD — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 10:27:26 EST

Dear everyone,

Suck my balls.

-The Maj

KOGOD

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Eirishis — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 10:27:10 EST

@VTBen: Yeah. I know. I just don't want the asslickers in Cincinnati to have anything to crow about. That game was a double kick in the shins - killed the Browns' playoff chances, AND killed Horse Balls' trade value.

Eirishis

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VTBen — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 10:24:29 EST

@Eirishis: Should have beaten the Bengals in Week 16. I really wanted the Browns to get into the playoffs too, but Horse Balls' performance in that game was inexcusable.

I don't know what the Eagles should do next year; three weeks ago I wanted McNabb out, now I have no idea. I hate being a Philly fan.

VTBen

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Yostal — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 10:22:17 EST

@roland_t_flakfizer: Hello good citizen! My name is Batman! You could be my assistant! Would you like that? Would you like to ride with Batman?

Yostal

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Eirishis — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 10:19:04 EST

Not to have sour grapes, but can we revisit the Browns-Buzzsaw game, in which even Mr. Leitch admitted that the Browns got screwed by the NFL's illogical review rules? In the absence of that asinine policy, the Browns would have won that game, then clinched a playoff spot after beating the Bills two weeks ago.

Instead, I'm in the awkward position of cheering for the f'in Colts last night, and now to cheer for Norv Turner and Philip Rivers next week out of spite.

[I hate being a Cleveland fan.]

Eirishis

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Hit Bull Win Steak — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 10:18:38 EST

Another Lions season comes mercifuly to an end. Although I guess this year was an improvement since they were still actually relevant at Thanksgiving.

I wonder what WR will be available with the #15 pick in the draft?

/tired joke

Hit Bull Win Steak

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moomacher — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 10:15:06 EST

Should I be happy or sad that my team blew a 16 point lead in the fourth quarter, then won for the fourth time this season on a last play field goal in overtime, thus denying them a top ten pick?

moomacher

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J-No — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 10:14:03 EST

I just reread the Quin thread. Maybe it is the New Years nostalgia thing, but that was a great thread. Those were the days.

J-No

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Scout — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 10:13:06 EST

@pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at:

I could see Eli spinning in a circle and throwing his beret in the air.

Scout

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ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 10:12:32 EST

Kerry Collins is the ONLY past or present NFL player my wife recognizes without prompting. She calls him "Big Head Kerry". This is the same woman who asked what a Rothlisberger was, so...

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

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Jerkwheat — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 10:06:49 EST

Peter King, today in MMQB, with the greatest quote about Eli Manning ever:

Biggest Winner by a Loser, Silver Medal: Eli Manning. Like Mary Tyler Moore, he might just make it after all.

Jerkwheat

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Sh!tShow — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 10:03:15 EST

Thank you NFL schedule gods, for setting up the Pats first round playoff game at the exact same time as my friends wedding reception. I didn't need any further proof that the world does not revolve around me, but I appreciate it anyway. Awesome.

Sh!tShow

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Jews For Purple Jesus — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 10:01:34 EST

As a PSU alum and Giants fan I can honestly say that Kerry Collins is my favorite former drunk/racist/quitter of all time. Even if he did shit himself in Super Bowl XXV.

Jews For Purple Jesus

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Chief Illiniwek — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 09:59:38 EST

Anyone want to bet that Steve Weatherford gets "Sauerbruned" for kicking to Hester?

Chief Illiniwek

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morrisalmondjoy — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 09:56:28 EST

I remember when Kerry and Todd Collins were both starring in college and I thought the novelty of tall unathletic white quarterbacks with the same last name was a little funny.

morrisalmondjoy

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Juancho — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 09:50:26 EST

Dear Bill Parcells,

We appreciate your interest in Derek Anderson. Please increase your offer of draft picks. Also, throw in one of your daughters.

Respectfully,

Phil Savage

Juancho

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Weed Against Speed — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 09:46:26 EST

@stealofthedraft: That guy can't catch a break, can he?

Weed Against Speed

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stealofthedraft — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 09:44:02 EST

Happy retirement Troy Williamson!

stealofthedraft

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chilltown — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 09:39:46 EST

@Bruschis Brewsky: Actually, it really should be Merill Hoge agrees.

chilltown

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roland_t_flakfizer — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 09:35:24 EST

@MitchKayak: Whom am I? You're coach! Where are you? Pasedena. What's your name? I'm Batman .

roland_t_flakfizer

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BruschisBrewsky — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 09:35:16 EST

@chilltown: Call me crazy, I've just always been a fan of having a downfield passing threat as opposed to the run in circles before throwing an 8 yard wounded duck into traffic type...

At least i have Matt Schaub on my side...

BruschisBrewsky

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Weed Against Speed — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 09:32:46 EST

Finally, the Vikings season is over. Now I can begin to enjoy NFL football again!

/disgruntled (but not as disgruntled as I used to be) Vikings fan

Weed Against Speed

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chilltown — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 09:29:12 EST

@Bruschis Brewsky: Billy Volek agrees.

chilltown

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SuperFrankieLampard — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 09:28:17 EST

we bet they beat the seahawks

you and me both, will, you and me both.

SuperFrankieLampard

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Dieter — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 09:28:14 EST

@Bruschis Brewsky: no

Dieter

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MitchKayak — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 09:26:46 EST

Does Marv know he is leaving buffalo? Does he know he is in buffalo now?

MitchKayak

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BruschisBrewsky — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 09:26:40 EST

P.S. I love how Mike Martz takes on the blame for the Lions collapse while HEAD COACH Rod Marinelli sits in the corner of the press conferences and points fingers at him.

It's almost as if Matt Millen doesn't know what he's doing...

BruschisBrewsky

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WFNYScott — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 09:26:38 EST

Speaking of Leinart - I bet that kid had one hell of a Christmas

WFNYScott

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BruschisBrewsky — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 09:23:20 EST

Anyone else get the distinct feeling from last night that the Titans offense is actually better off with Collins than their golden boy Vince?

BruschisBrewsky

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FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 09:23:16 EST

So next season Leinhart is going to get ridden instead of riding?

Hey, by the way...a big "Fuck You!" to Carl Peterson and Herm Edwards...who, according to Peterson, will both remain in place for the Chiefs.

Thanks a lot Hunt family. Douchebags.

FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns