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Patriots Fans Are Deranged, Buxom

CJC — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 15:43:34 EST

John Lithgow's son is Ian, not Sean, FWIW.

CJC

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Rick Chandler — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 06:19:13 EST

@The White Boom Boom: I was quoting "Take the Money and Run" literally before Will was born.

Rick Chandler

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EditorOfTheDailyFaberian — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 20:39:37 EST

That was the most amazing website I have ever seen.

Kige has competition for the prime spot on YouTube Sports.

EditorOfTheDailyFaberian

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Tyler Knew and Turk! Wendell Ate Won Too — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 15:48:44 EST

Dear Younger Me,

Some day there will be an naked Asian woman who likes sports a lot and likes the same teams as you. This will be more disappointing than you can conceive.

The world keeps getting worse.

Yours,

Tyler Knew and Turk! Wendell Ate Won Too

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whynot — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 15:08:04 EST

Not amazingly Rick is wrong. This film won Genre Award at he 2003 LA Festival. The genre may be shitty movies starring big canned asian women, but it still won.

whynot

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blastitbiggs — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 15:06:38 EST

@blastitbiggs: ah screw it, "she'd better stay away from my Coke"

blastitbiggs

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blastitbiggs — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 15:05:51 EST

/frantically trying to work "Ancient Chinese Secret" into witty pun

blastitbiggs

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JoeyPorterAle — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 14:45:14 EST

'Hey, whatsa matter with ya. You're screwin' just like a Chinaman.'

JoeyPorterAle

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ImAManImForty — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 14:30:29 EST

@Brazil Thrill: Might I offer a +1?

ImAManImForty

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TheGoldfishCowboy — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 14:21:43 EST

Where is the Iron Sheik when you need him?

TheGoldfishCowboy

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TheGoldfishCowboy — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 14:19:16 EST

Where's the Iron Sheik when you need him?

TheGoldfishCowboy

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KittyLitterKing — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 14:12:34 EST

Not to be confused with the even more frightening and burlier "Mike Tice girl."

KittyLitterKing

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Hit Bull Win Steak — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 14:11:06 EST

New Engrand?

Hit Bull Win Steak

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Satyr Icon — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 13:59:41 EST

So... do hugely-breasted women root for bad teams, too? One never sees that...

Satyr Icon

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SuperFrankieLampard — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 13:51:02 EST

My Lice Girl? i don't get it.

SuperFrankieLampard

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Max Mercy — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 13:50:14 EST

way to start 08 off strong Rick.

Max Mercy

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thetaxman — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 13:40:42 EST

Too beaucoup. Too beaucoup.

thetaxman

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The White Boom Boom — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 13:31:01 EST

Wow, this time it was Rick with a Woody Allen reference. Way to suck up to the boss.

The White Boom Boom

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Phatty — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 13:30:38 EST

@The Ghost of Tom Gordon: I rode the school bus in elementary school with a kid named Phuc. Then we came back after summer break one year and his name was Michael.

Phatty

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Kccal — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 13:24:54 EST

Her, William Hung, and Tila (Nguyen) Tequilla can throw a giant disgrace to Asian people party.

Kccal

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Chamomiles Davis — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 13:19:39 EST

@Herbies_Wingman: Was her name Ting Tong or Tong Ting?

Chamomiles Davis

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Chamomiles Davis — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 13:16:19 EST

"Lip my stockings!"

Seriously, who ordered the cream of Sum Yung Gai?

Chamomiles Davis

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A Pimp Named DaveR — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 13:13:27 EST

I call false advertising. I'm a huge Pats fan, and I am neither buxom nor deranged. I am, however, misanthropic and stocky.

A Pimp Named DaveR

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Randall Tex Cobb — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 13:12:56 EST

@Chicago Jones:
Tommy and Sean have already moved out of Quincy and are living in Plymouth or Weymouth now.

Randall Tex Cobb

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Brazil Thrill — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 13:10:29 EST

@Blackaces: Huh? What were you saying? I was distracted by a huge pair of rice melons.

Brazil Thrill

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thefuseproject — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 13:10:04 EST

@Lizalicious: On behalf of Iggy Pop and David Bowie, +1

thefuseproject

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Old No.7 — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 13:09:38 EST

The Vapors approve.

Old No.7

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supermike4ever — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 13:09:23 EST

she cleans roger clemens' shirts! long time!

supermike4ever

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Fuck Lion — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 13:08:03 EST

@The Ghost of Tom Gordon: It was Vietnamese, but it was pretty shocking to see on a license.

Fuck Lion

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blackaces — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 13:07:21 EST

'If they run, they're VC. If they stand still, they're well-disciplined VC!'

blackaces

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Phony Gwynn — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 13:06:39 EST

@Big Daddy Drew: So she's Cock-Asian?

Phony Gwynn

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UpstateUnderdog — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 13:06:35 EST

@Christmas Ape: Mrs. Bill Simmons ?

UpstateUnderdog

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The Ghost of Tom Gordon — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 13:06:17 EST

I once arrested a man-lady legally named Phuck.

The Ghost of Tom Gordon

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@werk — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 13:05:36 EST

@j4pj:
got food, got soup, got spice?

@werk

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blackaces — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 13:03:58 EST

Proof that you can stick boobs on just about anything and people will pay attention.

blackaces

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Drew Magary — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 13:03:57 EST

Trust me, she didn't start out Asian.

Drew Magary

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Lizabelle — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 13:03:11 EST

Just you shut your mouth.

Lizabelle

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Christmas Ape — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 13:02:34 EST

She lives in L.A. Is she the real Bill Simmons?

Christmas Ape

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Animal Style — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 13:02:25 EST

I'd hit it...

...with my truck...

...then quickly drive away.

Animal Style

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petedmeatv — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 13:00:49 EST

@Jefferson Short Bus: (S)he'll fit in perfectly with most females from New England then.

petedmeatv

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Signal to Noise — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 12:59:43 EST

@LeNoceur: Bet she'd like Tom Brady applied directly to her forehead all day.

Signal to Noise

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shtickless — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 12:59:36 EST

The Patriots offense looked flatter than her face in the second half against the Dolphins.

shtickless

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Phony Gwynn — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 12:59:36 EST

@MoBot: You're lucky I changed mine, or this would be a three-s... uh, difficult situation. Yeah, that's what I meant.

Phony Gwynn

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Jefferson Short Bus — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 12:59:26 EST

@Weed Against Speed: +1

"Make a-love to me, Ziggy Stardust!"

Jefferson Short Bus

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TomahawkFlop — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 12:58:28 EST

I wouldn't touch her with Kige Ramsey's dick.

TomahawkFlop

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The Fan’s Attic — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 12:57:33 EST

Those aren't buoys.

The Fan’s Attic

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Brazil Thrill — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 12:56:23 EST

She got her implants after the 2002 Super Bowl. Her tits were small and real before and are now fake and huge, much like the Patriots fanbase.

Brazil Thrill

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Tuffy — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 12:56:01 EST

Worst. Coors Light coach commercial. Ever.

Tuffy

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Weed Against Speed — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 12:55:13 EST

"Thanks, My Rice Girl, for setting Asian Americans back 100 years."

--Tom Tucker

Weed Against Speed

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Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 12:55:09 EST

"Being Chinese, being an Asian woman, living in Boston, and not being white it's impossible for people to believe I'm a real person. "

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

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Jerkwheat — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 12:54:35 EST

chicks with dicks, the best of both worlds!

/randall

Jerkwheat

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LeNoceur — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 12:54:14 EST

I am going to be singing "Tom Brady, apply directly to the forehead" all day long now.

LeNoceur

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thefuseproject — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 12:52:53 EST

Shim?

He-She?

Pre-op?

Post-op?

TV?

TS?

I'm so confused.

thefuseproject

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Herbies_Wingman — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 12:51:28 EST

Shouldn't this have a Nightmare Fuel tag

Herbies_Wingman

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supermike4ever — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 12:50:27 EST

she's certainly better than Lil' Ronnie.

supermike4ever

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Jews For Purple Jesus — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 12:49:34 EST

Got Rice bitch? Got Rice?

Jews For Purple Jesus

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Larry Bird Flu — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 12:48:33 EST

Even Charlie Weis is impressed with her tracts of land.

Larry Bird Flu

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Windy City Wahoo — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 12:48:08 EST

I loved her in "Bad Santa".

@@werk: Should we discuss custody for the avatar? I'll take Mondays, Wednesdays and every other Friday.

Windy City Wahoo

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Herbies_Wingman — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 12:47:58 EST

I think I saw her in Singapore...we call her a ladyboy

Herbies_Wingman

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UpstateUnderdog — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 12:47:50 EST

"me love you long time" jokes in 3,2,1.....

UpstateUnderdog

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McCroskey — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 12:47:16 EST

Photo source - Worst Happy Ending Ever

McCroskey

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MitchKayak — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 12:46:00 EST

photoshopped.

MitchKayak

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Dr. Spaceman, Esq. — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 12:45:34 EST

Uh, Deadspin owes me a pair of eyeballs.

Dr. Spaceman, Esq.

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Chief Wahoo — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 12:42:51 EST

The portions are big, nonetheless you'll want more an hour later.

Chief Wahoo

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Weed Against Speed — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 12:42:20 EST

Sure, this "lady" gets all the attention but what about New England Patriots Jewish Superfan My Motza Mama?

Weed Against Speed

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@werk — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 12:42:12 EST

@Jefferson Short Bus:

Or like a lady with a surprise!

@werk

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metroville — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 12:42:00 EST

A-HA! An outspoken Boston sports fan who isn't Caucasian! I told you such people existed.

Now if I can only find one to point to who's also not a spine-tingling idiot, my mission on Deadspin will be complete.

metroville

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Chicago Jones — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 12:41:17 EST

Don't let Tommy from Quinzee know she moved in down the street.

Chicago Jones

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Jefferson Short Bus — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 12:39:31 EST

She look-a like-a man!

Jefferson Short Bus