<![CDATA[Child About To Become Somewhat Less Smelly - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Child About To Become Somewhat Less Smelly - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Child About To Become Somewhat Less Smelly]]> @combat chuck: +1, with a bullet

Doxidan, Gentle Doxidan

]]> <![CDATA[Child About To Become Somewhat Less Smelly]]> John Madden (and pretty much any other announcer)has been wearing Favre's jizz stains for his entire career.

How do you spell retard?

]]> <![CDATA[Child About To Become Somewhat Less Smelly]]> @stealofthedraft: He plays the game like he's still a kid in the ol' sandlot.

Contempty

]]> <![CDATA[Child About To Become Somewhat Less Smelly]]> Their are some children that even Glamour Shots can't help, apparently.

cromartie

]]> <![CDATA[Child About To Become Somewhat Less Smelly]]> Growing up in the town next to Ridgefield, if the kid wasn't being driven around in a Benz, and wasn't wearing the latest clothes from the Danbury Fair Mall, my guess is that he was made fun of anyway.

Salisbury's Steak

]]> <![CDATA[Child About To Become Somewhat Less Smelly]]> @contemptster:
He's definitely having fun out there.

stealofthedraft

]]> <![CDATA[Child About To Become Somewhat Less Smelly]]> Man, a lot of bashing Green Bay women today. They are pretty but usually they are fat. Pretty fat.

Fat-Fat

]]> <![CDATA[Child About To Become Somewhat Less Smelly]]> Sadly, this kid could also have his pick of any woman in Green Bay.

blastitbiggs

]]> <![CDATA[Child About To Become Somewhat Less Smelly]]> This kid looks like the future league leader in smiles.

Contempty

]]> <![CDATA[Child About To Become Somewhat Less Smelly]]> @Brazil Thrill:
God, I hate Bebeto
/bitter Dutchman

stealofthedraft

]]> <![CDATA[Child About To Become Somewhat Less Smelly]]> I thought this was supposed to post on April Fools day.

Keith Olbermann

]]> <![CDATA[Child About To Become Somewhat Less Smelly]]> I know a guy in Africa who's been wearing the same Pittsburgh Pirates 1992 NLCS Champions t-shirt for 15 years.

combat chuck

]]> <![CDATA[Child About To Become Somewhat Less Smelly]]> Four years? So he waited until Favre had won a Super Bowl and was a lock for the HoF before he got a jersey? Frontrunner.

theWolf

]]> <![CDATA[Child About To Become Somewhat Less Smelly]]> That's nothing, Ronnie Van Zant has been wearing the same Neil Young t-shirt for the last 30 years.

What...too soon?

Fiver

]]> <![CDATA[Child About To Become Somewhat Less Smelly]]> I want to know why he wasn't wearing this jersey in that basketball game where he hit like 8 straight 3 pointers...

//retard accusation

calmasacucumber

]]> <![CDATA[Child About To Become Somewhat Less Smelly]]> Roddy White's been wearing his "Free Michael Vick" shirt since November 30th.

DukesDawg

]]> <![CDATA[Child About To Become Somewhat Less Smelly]]> What does the kid wear when the jersey is being washed? Smart money says its a Garbage Pail Kids tshirt circa 1991.

MickelsonsManBoobs

]]> <![CDATA[Child About To Become Somewhat Less Smelly]]> Was this kid the one who grabbed Donald Driver's junk?

econdave

]]> <![CDATA[Child About To Become Somewhat Less Smelly]]> Michael Vick will be wearing the same jersey for 23 months.

SantaBarbaraWahoo

]]> <![CDATA[Child About To Become Somewhat Less Smelly]]> "My mom uses Color Safe Bleach..."

being_sven

]]> <![CDATA[Child About To Become Somewhat Less Smelly]]> You say precocious football fan, I say poor.

Ladies love Fennis

]]> <![CDATA[Child About To Become Somewhat Less Smelly]]> Anyone else hoping this kid meets the same fate as this Favre jersey wearing kid ?

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UpstateUnderdog

]]> <![CDATA[Child About To Become Somewhat Less Smelly]]> Damn you nibbles I see you have made it through the new year even stronger

CubsDynasty

]]> <![CDATA[Child About To Become Somewhat Less Smelly]]> @twoeightnine: Don't forget the shoulder pads and helmet

CubsDynasty

]]> <![CDATA[Child About To Become Somewhat Less Smelly]]> Funny, Will has worn the same black shirt for at least 2 years.

Herbies_Wingman

]]> <![CDATA[Child About To Become Somewhat Less Smelly]]> I call bullshit.

4 years = 1460 days = ~730 times through the washer.

There is NO WAY you would be able to read the number nor the name.

If that thing ends up in the Packer HOF -- it BETTER have an asterisk.

Sheepblog

]]> <![CDATA[Child About To Become Somewhat Less Smelly]]> @Gordon Bombay: That's pretty much the best comment I've ever read on this page.

Marth

]]> <![CDATA[Child About To Become Somewhat Less Smelly]]> @twoeightnine: Of course, she doesn't know this.

G Voll the Mole

]]> <![CDATA[Child About To Become Somewhat Less Smelly]]> Kids like him have names. "Pigpen"

S.O.L.

]]> <![CDATA[Child About To Become Somewhat Less Smelly]]> He's been wearing that Brett Favre jersey almost as long as Derek Jeter has been wearing a smug look of self-satisfaction.

Marth

]]> <![CDATA[Child About To Become Somewhat Less Smelly]]> When we were a kid, we had a T-shirt that said "I Root For Two Teams: The Cardinals And Whoever Plays The Cubs." We found this shirt incredibly clever when we were 10, and we wore it pretty much every other day.

Now when we are an adult, we wear a black t-shirt and leather jacket. We find this shirt incredibly emo and we wear it pretty much every other day.

Jews For Purple Jesus

]]> <![CDATA[Child About To Become Somewhat Less Smelly]]> Pffft. It's a replica. Have your parents spend some cheese for the real thing, then we'll talk, shithead.

Phony Gwynn

]]> <![CDATA[Child About To Become Somewhat Less Smelly]]> This is just like that Moonlight Graham jersey I only wore once.

Gordon Bombay

]]> <![CDATA[Child About To Become Somewhat Less Smelly]]> "We found this shirt incredibly clever when we were 10, and we wore it pretty much every other day."

But how did you split it amongst all of you?

Drew Magary

]]> <![CDATA[Child About To Become Somewhat Less Smelly]]> "This has been David Witthoft, takin' it ... TO THE LOFT."

Matt Sussman

]]> <![CDATA[Child About To Become Somewhat Less Smelly]]> If the Green Bay Packers accept that thing, a precedent will be established throughout sports that in three years' time will make Haz-Mat suits a requirement before entering any hall of fame.

metroville

]]> <![CDATA[Child About To Become Somewhat Less Smelly]]> Chris Henry's been wearing his own jersey nonstop for pretty much the same length of time.

Wilf

]]> <![CDATA[Child About To Become Somewhat Less Smelly]]> That Brett Favre jersey is the Brett Favre of Brett Favre jerseys! -- ShortStack4444444444444

McCroskey

]]> <![CDATA[Child About To Become Somewhat Less Smelly]]> Favre has been wearing that kid's missing tooth since Sunday.

Christmas Ape

]]> <![CDATA[Child About To Become Somewhat Less Smelly]]> Did the kid really say "certainly"? Do kids say that now?

Marth

]]> <![CDATA[Child About To Become Somewhat Less Smelly]]> I can't wait for the offseason - where the kid will talk about wearing the jersey next year, then say he definitely won't, and then finally say he'll give it one final year

Sports Scribbler

]]> <![CDATA[Child About To Become Somewhat Less Smelly]]> It is a Favre jersey - just when he and everyone else decides it may be time to hang it up he will probably have a great year and decide to keep it on for a while longer.

Paul Zuvella

]]> <![CDATA[Child About To Become Somewhat Less Smelly]]> Hey, remember when kids had parents? Those were good times.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[Child About To Become Somewhat Less Smelly]]> Funny, I've worn my Bebeto jersey every day since the '94 World Cup and may have washed it twice.

Brazil Thrill

]]> <![CDATA[Child About To Become Somewhat Less Smelly]]> @Rob Iracane: You a nevernude?

Chief Wahoo

]]> <![CDATA[Child About To Become Somewhat Less Smelly]]> He's got nothing on the retarded kid who's been wearing Kyle Boller's jersey for the past five years.

StupidAngelos

]]> <![CDATA[Child About To Become Somewhat Less Smelly]]> "When we were a kid..."? Isn't that the sound of a literary device becoming obsolete beyond self-parody?

Wilf

]]> <![CDATA[Child About To Become Somewhat Less Smelly]]> Odd. I haven't taken off my "You're With Me, Leather" t-shirt in 7 months.

Rob Iracane

]]> <![CDATA[Child About To Become Somewhat Less Smelly]]> Not pictured: his inability to get laid ever when he grows up

LingeringBursitis

]]> <![CDATA[Child About To Become Somewhat Less Smelly]]> There are about 20,000 bums riding New York subways seeped in their own urine who fail to see what the big deal is.

El Gran Guapo

]]> <![CDATA[Child About To Become Somewhat Less Smelly]]> My Rice Girl did the same thing growing up with Dave Meggett's jock strap.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[Child About To Become Somewhat Less Smelly]]> Washes it every two days! I don't even use the washing machine twice a month!

@werk

]]> <![CDATA[Child About To Become Somewhat Less Smelly]]> That's nothing. Peter King has worn his Favre underoos non-stop since 1994.

ClueHeywood

]]> <![CDATA[Child About To Become Somewhat Less Smelly]]> Bill Simmons' wife has worn a Wes Welker jersey for 250 consecutive nights.

twoeightnine

]]> <![CDATA[Child About To Become Somewhat Less Smelly]]> I didn't think special ed kids could focus on one thing for so long.

diddly

]]> <![CDATA[Child About To Become Somewhat Less Smelly]]> Be nice, people, retarded kids need love too.

Chief Wahoo

]]> <![CDATA[Child About To Become Somewhat Less Smelly]]> @public enemy #1: His "haircut" looks like Favre's "beard".

A Pimp Named DaveR

]]> <![CDATA[Child About To Become Somewhat Less Smelly]]> has the child not grown at all in the last four years?

pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at

]]> <![CDATA[Child About To Become Somewhat Less Smelly]]> Who the hell cut that poor kid's hair?

Dead Wrestlers Society

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