<![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> With all due respect, "A Small Victory" is the best song on Angel Dust.

It's like me talking to Mike Brown... "If I speak in one constant voice, in one constant pitch, in one constant rhythm right into your ear... you still won't hear."

katolesce

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> Jim's > Pat's & Geno's

/never been to Tony Luke's

Philadelphia Eagles of Death Metal

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> I remember when FNM was opening up for GNR and Metallica, and Patton invited all the fans to throw garbage on the stage. Someone threw a sandwich, and Patton ate it.

What kind of sandwich?

A chicken finger sub.

/last part may not be true

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> @Civil_Negligence: Deborah Harry would beg to differ.

Clarence Rosario

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> @Clare: Yup, on Philadelphia Pike.

A fellow DE person... nice.

BigJimSlade

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> I hate it when I throw up on my own cock... Classic

Hit Bull Win Steak

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> I was weened on Stroh Light.

Sheepblog

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> @Yinka Double Dare: Blatz! right up there with Black Label. we had a beer in Detroit called Red White and Blue. literally

Babcocksure

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> I love that the cheap college beer of choice at my school was Labatt Blue. Still awful, but world's better than the shit you are talking about. Oh, and nothing beats the XXX Diner in West Lafayette for late night drunnken snack food. We called it breakfast, and it is completely responsible for the utter lack of thin, attractive women at Purdue.

Shop Smart, Shop S-Mart

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> Rest in peace Weidemann, I hardly knew ye.

Beer-Fart

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> @Im a people person. Who drinks.: You forgot to mention that you were drinking 40's of Mickey's Big Mouth.

Im a people person. Who drinks.

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> During the "Game of the Century," that is, the FSU-ND game in 93, my friend and I ended up getting toasted watching the game at the 0 with some homeless guy. We bought, he brought them back to our table. At least, I think he was homeless - after the game was over, he did offer to take us ticket scalping for the Penguin Game, or some other event down the arena that evening. I felt damn cool, cause I was in high school drinking in a bar, even if on the sly, and also slightly nervous, cause I thought the dude might try to stab us.

Im a people person. Who drinks.

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> @EdFinnerty:

My girl took me to Tony Luke's when we were out in Philly last November. Best cheesesteak ever.

Libertariot

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> First drunk: Black Label, and it wasn't even cold.

Almost puked a bit im my mouth just recalling it.

FredGarvin

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> Can't let a cheesesteak discussion pass (WTF is this "steak and cheese" shit?) without mentioning White House Sub Shop in Atlantic City.

VTBen

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> Icehouse, though more of a third time drinking beer, is the champion hangover/puke beer.

Contempty

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> god damn I love this guy

Tony E

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> No love for Stroh's?

Old No.7

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> A steak and cheese sub does sound delicious right now.

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> @Monkey Bidness: Not to mention the spot-on Sports Gal impersonation in the Godfather section. Girlfriend indeed.

thetaxman

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> My first drunk time was not off of either of those. Being in Illinois, it was Icehouse.

A bar in Ann Arbor during the law school days had $1 pitchers a couple of nights a week (almost no one went there on those nights anyways). They didn't tell you what the beer was but we heard it was Beast. Everyone sat there with a pitcher as if it was a beer mug. We watched Game 7 of the 2003 NLCS (i.e. the post-Bartman collapse completion) at that bar. Some dude unleashed the Beast by throwing a pitcher at the TV after the Cubs lost.

Still a favorite: around 2000 a bar near one of my friends from undergrad had 75 cent Blatz drafts all the time.

Yinka Double Dare

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> @crazyjoedavola: I hope that guy's still alive.

contains_hot_liquid

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> This Big Daddy Drew guy does a dead-on Bill Simmons impersonation. Honestly, we're talking Caliendoan level here.

Monkey Bidness

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> That wiki entry also says Disturbed will be covering Mid-Life Crisis in their next album. Can't WAIT for that...

Red Sox Monster

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> @contains_hot_liquid: You go home now round eyes. You been here 4 hours. My wife say you eat like killer whale.

/Pinnette

crazyjoedavola

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> @BigJimSlade: Claymont, Delaware? I live in Wilmington.

@EdFinnerty: I took Metschick to Tony Luke's before a Mets game at the CBP this year. I think I made a believer of her.

@TheStarterWife: What's this about J-Money's dog?

@Sheepblog: I love that scene. "It was an ABORTION, MICHAEL! AN ABORTION!"

Clare

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> @That-Dude: @j4pj: God bless Jersey cuisine.

HIV 2 Elway

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> You went to college!

UrbanShocker

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> @HIV 2 Elway: Fat Cat with a peach.

That-Dude

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> My first time drunk was off of natty light. It was so skunked that it felt like I was trying to get drunk off of pissed-in diet coke, but it certainly tasted like the freedom of college. Awesome times.

StartingAces

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> @crazyjoedavola: The Godfather is the only book my mob-upped grandfather ever read. He even finished it.

contains_hot_liquid

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> @contains_hot_liquid: Durp.
[blogs.kansascity.com]

contains_hot_liquid

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> @TheStarterWife: Thank you.

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> I loved the Godfather movies (1 and 2), and finally got around to reading the book a few years ago. Makes the movies even more enjoyable... Luca Brasi is a badass.

Carls in NYC is a good place for cheesesteaks, however I do not believe I have ever had one sober.

crazyjoedavola

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> @Big Daddy Drew: Speaking of the Frying Dutchman:
[blogs.kansascity.com]
police-called-a.html

contains_hot_liquid

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> Boy, that Jayne Mansfield had some really large breasts, huh?

ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> @Weed Against Speed: Mosley is just one of those things that too-cool-for-school indie kids always bring up. (And I kid Precious Roy, because he is cool indie snob, not a jackass.)

It's like Grateful Dead fans who always bring up Pigpen.

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> To complete the Kay equation...she finally realizes Michael only wants kids, um sons and that she is a means to that end. So she decides to abort the third child -- A BOY, then tells him she did so during the "I have finally had enough and I'm leaving" argument.

She then takes the seat between Fredo and Hyman Roth in Michael's "My favorite people," list.

Sheepblog

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> Wait, did Drew just say he masturbates to the Rodney King video?

RandBall

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> "If the Jaguars lose to the Patriots, I'm pretty it's because the Patriots were way fucking better, and not because the Jags out-desired them."

Yeah a comedian on Conan O' Brian last night was pointing out how dumb the saying "It's about who doesn't want to go home" is. Basically he said that if you put an NFL team against a team of abused children the team that wants to go home the least is not going to win...

Salisburys photography skills

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> I donno, man... I loved that flopping fish in the FNM video as much as the next angsty 7th grader, but...

...if it bred Limp Bizkit, it must be killed.

Silky John-STON!

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> @Botswana Meat Commission FC: Great, now my wallet is missing.

preciousroy

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> Although I had partaken of beer a number of times, my first teenage "let's drink until we are drunk" beer experience was Ham's.

Don't call Natural Light "Natty Light" near Baltimore. Natty Boh does not make a Light.

Dieter

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> @drewheyman: No mention of Keystone Premium either.

It's "premium" because it comes in a different color of can.

EditorOfTheDailyFaberian

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> @Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!: In similar fashion most of my 3 AM meals consisted of a Uni-Mart hot dog (like the 7-11 ones on that rotating piece of crap) sandwiched in between two Whatchamacallits. And yes I sport the body of a woman who is 6 months pregnant, why do you ask?

Jews For Purple Jesus

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> It was pretty terrible, what happened to Jayne.

anonymouseducator

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> Why not love for Natural Ice. 5.9% alcohol at the same price as Natty Light. Only $5 a 12 pack at my local DC convenience store. Fuck Light beer.

Rusty

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> @cromartie:
Especially if you no hablo the inglese.

Botswana Meat Commission FC

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> @Civil_Negligence: so would anthrax and PE.

dismalScientist

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> @TheStarterWife: Please explain.

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> Chris Klein? Really? That's who we get?

You got better ideas? Send them in. I'm tired of trying to figure out what you kooky ladies want.

Drew Magary

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> @Coming Into The DSPN, ♪ Jay-Z - ROC Boys ♪ #JRoc23, The Sup...: Just like that, In my fuckin' face.

Coming Into The Game, ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #J23 - The Superstar Receiver, ofyourupperdeck TORONTOOOoo BJSss ®

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> As for the wanking kit, I'll take the original Angie Dickinson version of that picture that Brit Brit ripped off.

Paper Cut

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> @preciousroy: He also might have been mentally ill/cognitively disabled, whereas Mike Patton just sounded retarded.

Really, it's like preferring Wesley Willis to Cedric Bixler(-Zavala).

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> @Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!: Pepperoni Pizza Combos. Available in my tiny college's convenience store within the dorms. Disgustingly consumable.

The local bar had a place called Satchmo's in it that basically served just nachos and pizza. That was the junk of choice. I promptly lost 50 pounds after graduating from college from the non-eating alone.

Natty Light is perfect for setting any personal bests in drinking in terms of quantity.

Signal to Noise

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> @TheStarterWife: I've got no problem with Patton. But I only saw FNM with Mosely (and I'm about 90% sure they did the Nestle's Chocolate theme when Mosely was still in the band, but they didn't cover 'Easy) and he was fucking awesome.

preciousroy

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> @cromartie: I thought that was clear from what I wrote. But then again I am a reader.

EdFinnerty

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> @CubsDynasty: According to 3, which never happened by the way. Son becomes an opera singing member of the Brady Quinn fan club, and the daughter becomes a incestous whore.

Like I said, never happened

crazyjoedavola

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> @preciousroy: He was. I was laughing, because is always the go-to indie music snob comment about Bungle and FNM.

It just never seems fair to Patton who has a great sense of humor about it all. Who else is going to break into the Nestle White Chocolate song in the middle of a show?

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> If that chicken finger sub isn't a buffalo chicken finger sub, then you sir have not tasted heaven.

MitchKayak

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> I'm not from Philly, so to you people demanding I call it cheesesteak:

"I'm sick of eating hoagies! I want a grinder, a sub, a foot-long hero! I want to live, Marge! Won't you let me live?"

Drew Magary

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> @Civil_Negligence: They (Run-DMC and Aerosmith) were the first to collaborate, they didn't continue to make the shit genre that is rock/rap.

Little Lebowski Urban Achiever

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> The lyrics to RV from Angel Dust are a prototypical blog post. Or Grady Jackson's inner monologue.

ClownForPound

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> Claymont Steak Shop > Pat's > Gino's

Seriously, if you're in the area, give it a shot. Fan-friggin-tastic cheesesteaks. Tough to get to after a night of drinking Lager though...

BigJimSlade

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> And that my friends is the story of how she became Big Mommy Cindy.

twoeightnine

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> College for me is a half-remembered orgy of gigantic pizza slices doused in Frank's Red Hot sauce and Guinness. I may have been a poor college student but I still wasn't drinking Natural Light.

Godfather II Kay Adams was an even bigger sap.

Avoid the Clap, Jimmy Dugan

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> @j4pj: For those of us who went to school in the Florida sticks, "great drunk food" consisted of a 7-11 Cuban Grill (very underrated), a bag of Pepperoni Pizza Combos and a Kit-Kat bar. And yes I gained a ton of weight in college, why do you ask?

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> @TheStarterWife: Fuck yeah... He had that dread mohawk and was scary as shit.

Wasn't he briefly the singer for the reconstituted Bad Brains?

preciousroy

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> I only drank Natty Light at the dive bar across from the mill and my apartnment during college because it was four fucking bucks a pitcher. And the bartender knew I would just drink it by myself so she wouldn't even bother giving me cups. I just drank it straight out of the pitcher.

You stay classy, Old Town, Maine.

The Trying Too Hard To Look Young Face

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> Chris Klein? Really? That's who we get?

Also, the first time I saw The Godfather (fairly late in life) I remarked re Kay, "I'd be a great Mafia wife. I don't give a shit."

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> @cromartie: Jim's on South St. also good. Carl's in NYC also a nice steak and cheese

UpstateUnderdog

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> Chargers GM AJ Smith spends new extension money to build a four-star luxury villa inside his own ass, where he takes up permanent residence.

No one will ever rephrase that expression better than that.

StuScott Booyahs

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> @preciousroy: A-Fucking-Men.

[www.youtube.com]

Jezzies-Scare-Me

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> Since you pulled up Yuengling as a gametime beer of the week this year, you're partially forgiven for that "steak and cheese sub" bullshit.

BigJimSlade

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> Look, out here on the East Coast they call a Denver omelette a "Western." Sure, I bitch about it, but I live. Just because he doesn't live in Philly doesn't mean he has to call the damn thing a cheesesteak. It's steak and cheese on a hoagie. BAM! - steak and cheese sub.

Phony Gwynn

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> @cromartie: One of the greatest experiences of my life was a Bungle show. On acid.

In retrospect, that experience explains quite a bit about me.

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> @EdFinnerty: Pat's > Gino's

cromartie

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> Bad news, Drew - Wiki says the song *is* partially about Madonna. And it's Wiki, so it must be true:

[en.wikipedia.org]

grungedave

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> For some, it's the steak and cheese sub.

For shame, BDD, for shame.

The Ghost of Tom Gordon

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> Yes! Nude Jayne Mansfield and Midlife Crisis (one of my five favorite songs of all time) in the same Jamboroo. This is clearly the anti-SSW.

Also, no mention of Mr. Bungle is complete without:
This classic.

cromartie

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> @crazyjoedavola: yes, those 2 beers were known to be found in my grandfathers refridgerators

UpstateUnderdog

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> @HIV 2 Elway: The Fat Darrell was best drunk food I've ever had. Coincidentally, it was after way too much Natty Light. My colon hasn't been the same since.

Jews For Purple Jesus

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> @Sex-Panther: *[www.urbandictionary.com]

Jezzies-Scare-Me

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> Golden Anniversary. It was like drinking a hobo's piss. Not that I'd know anything about drinking a hobo's piss.

Lupicas!XofullofBile

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> @The White Boom Boom: look away, it's work safe.

drewheyman

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> @Big Daddy Drew: At one one time, there was Natural Pilsner which, I guess, was AB's regular version of Natty Light.

BloggyMcBlogBlog

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> Morgan Murphy has a pretty good joke about not being able to kill yourself by leaving an electric car running in the garage.

"You just sit there for ten hours and then the battery dies. And then you're just jealous of the battery."

1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> what no love for the 'stone? their ad was "we remove all the flavor, so no bitter beer taste for you lightweight kids!"

drewheyman

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> Natty Light, Faith No More and Cheesburger Subs...I have a sudden desire to go hogging.

Jezzies-Scare-Me

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> @preciousroy: You would.

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> Could someone please tell the assholes hovering behind my desk to go back to their offices so I can click on the pre-busted Britney pick? You both have sweet, fully enclosed offices...why are you having your bullshit discussion while leaning on the filing cabinets?

The White Boom Boom

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> Natural Light is my beer of choice. People used to talk shit about it, but now 90% of my friends are on board.

IsoldmysoultoMilhouseVanhouten

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> @UpstateUnderdog: Piels and Schaefer. Took me another few years to realize that beer didnt have to taste like urine.

@The Smoot-Holey Tryst: Seconded, fuck you.

crazyjoedavola

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> My go-to snack was 100 Quizno's subs.

Rob Iracane

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> Deadspin: Promoting Drinking and Driving without a seatbelt since 2008.

BabaOje

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> Is that sandwich from the grease trucks at Rutgers? I'll take a Fat Philippino.

HIV 2 Elway

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> I might be making an ass out of you and me, but it's ironic that "Natural Ice Beer" has an advertisement feature fake breasts. Not that I'm complaining.

shtickless

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> @ArkansasFred: Well, it has steak and cheese on a roll but finds a way to taste nowhere as delicious as even Geno's. On a related note, I wonder if I could get Tony Luke's to deliver to Boston.

EdFinnerty

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> @Big Daddy Drew: Understood. My F5 appears to not have been functioning normally, as I did not see the initial comments. That being said, you're 100% correct, one of those two beers is undoubtedly the first beer young American men and women get drunk on.

Is there a term for passing out while performing your Traditional English Trifle Cock? My 16 year old self would like to know so that my 25 year old self can explain that evening a little bit better.

BigRicks

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> I miss the days of having 200 cases of Natty light in the fraternity house at a cost probably under $1000 dollars.

We watched Godfather on christmas eve like any good sicialian family and I realized that Kay just leaves the kids to go with Michael. What the HELL happened to those kids, thats what I want to know?

CubsDynasty

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> Chuck Mosely > Mike Patton

preciousroy

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> Wait a minute, wasn't Jimmie Foxx the "beast"?

thetaxman

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> And, yes, the Jags totally dominated the Steelers, what with beating them by one score in the final minutes! Why even bother playing Saturday?

Christmas Ape

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> @TheStarterWife: We used to listen to that when I was in HS working at Chick-fil-A. Made closing a whole lot more fun.

quick

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> And fuck you on the Giants pick. Go do a meatspin on Garcia's cock.

Lupicas!XofullofBile

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> If there is a God, that George "the Animal" Steele ad will appear on Jezebel in the very near future.

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> Damn I'm glad I didn't make that "Redskins lose by 21" joke in the previous Skins/Hawks post. Not because it was tasteless, but because BDD did it much, much better than I would have.

quick

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> What the fuck is a steak and cheese sub?

ArkansasFred

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> Natural Light - The beer to drink when you're drinking 30. You heard it here first, Anheuser Busch. If you steal my thunder and i see it on a commercial, I'll be gunning for you.

I'm Hafner the man I used to be

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> Isn't Coors IceLightBlueBeast the "Beast"?

Phony Gwynn

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> Wait a sec, I thought Beast was one of those X-Man dudes, not a beer.

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> first beer I got drunk off of was whatever one of my grandfathers had in the fridge

UpstateUnderdog

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> Oh. I thought this post was written by Big Daddy Drew. But I am told it is BY LEITCH. I'm confused. Damn you JAMIROQUOI & WISHKOVSKI.

Coming Into The Game, ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #J23 - The Superstar Receiver, ofyourupperdeck TORONTOOOoo BJSss ®

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> I'm not a cruel man - but I think I'd pay to see Skip Bayless tortured.

Tom_Bradys_Abortion

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> @Big Daddy Drew: You can disbelieve all you want, but that's straight from Patton's mouth. I remember all those interviews from the early 90's like they were yesterday.

Best opening band for GNR and Metallica ever.

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> If the Jaguars lose to the Patriots, I'm pretty it's because the Patriots were way fucking better, and not because the Jags out-desired them.

For what it's worth, I'm out-desiring myself right now.

Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> Thanks to "Epic," FNM is largely credited with creating the whole rap-rock movement

Run-DMC and Aerosmith would beg to differ.

Civil Negligence

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> Yeah, Natty Light was always Natty Light, and Milwaukee's Best was the Beast. And they both were unusually cruel to my colon at 5am.

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> @BigRicks: God dammit, I KNOW THAT. I'm saying Natty Light OR Beast is the first beer you'll get drunk off of. Fucking got it?

Drew Magary

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> Mr. Bungle's "Girls of Porn" is some of Mike Patton's finest work.

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> I could probably down a half-dozen Natty Lights in 15 minutes, not even get buzzed, and still puke. God I love college.

This lineup of games would have been much more enjoyable if Adrian Peterson and Derek Anderson were a part of them.

VTBen

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> I was always under the impression that "Beast" was Milwaukee's Best. No?

BigRicks

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> The Miami Dolphins. A tradition of heritage.

Stev D

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> I'm guessing BDD was being sarcastic about being on the high school swim team.

UpstateUnderdog

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> @TheStarterWife: And fuck you very much for ruining that song for me. I'm just gonna go ahead and refuse to believe that.

Drew Magary

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> That's not an ACTUAL wild card

/followed by clever pun

/Suss

Drew Magary

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> Just a quick note - as I too love FNM and the song "Be Aggressive" with a chorus of cheerleaders singing to the words "I swallow" is genius - the song "Midlife Crisis" was written about Madonna.

And fuck you on the Jags pick.

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> WWOOOO! Drew's never right!!!! GO STILLERS

/ufford

Christmas Ape

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> @The Baumer: Yes. And that's what I meant.

Drew Magary

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> So when did the opening of the Jambaroo turn into "Leaving Las Vegas?"

Midwestern-City_Water-Vapor

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> Nick Swisher was gonna watch the games but now he has to move his junk to Chicago.

Kid Canada

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> Fuck!!! Milwaukee"s Best.

The Baumer

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> And, after the Series had ended, I heard Pat O'Brien whisper to the audience in the post-game show, "Come over to my house, bring the coke, bring a hooker, I'll call up Betsy"

Rob Iracane

]]> <![CDATA[These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo]]> Isn't Milwaukee's Beast the "Beast"?

The Baumer

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