The Chinese Olympic Swimsuits Are Here ... Yeesh - Deadspin Comments

The Chinese Olympic Swimsuits Are Here ... Yeesh

Rick Chandler — Sat, 05 Jan 2008 07:12:02 EST

@FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns: Point well taken. Your +1 is in the mail.

Rick Chandler

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DougOLis — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 17:09:52 EST

I don't think I can live in a world where clothes coming from China is considered a good thing.

DougOLis

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Satyr Icon — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 16:41:54 EST

You're up, USA, Sweden and Norway...I'm expecting so much now...
And about the girl in the pic...sure, why not?

Satyr Icon

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UNC_Samurai — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 16:40:59 EST

Now, more than ever, we must fear the Red Menace.

UNC_Samurai

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Jamie Sommers — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 15:39:01 EST

@Clare: Too much tootie.

Jamie Sommers

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MeanMachine — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 15:31:15 EST

I would not, could not in her box.

MeanMachine

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Clare — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 15:18:08 EST

I would love to hear Michael Kors' and Nina Garcia's opinions on this gal's bathing costume.

Clare

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Creepy Old Man — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 15:09:38 EST

@SonofSpurrier: Judging by the lack of meat on her bones, you'd probably break it.

Creepy Old Man

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thetaxman — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 15:05:29 EST

I'm reserving judgment until I see someone try a triple lindy in one of these.

thetaxman

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Jews For Purple Jesus — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 15:05:16 EST

She looks like someone who could have been in one of those Asian Wave Escorts commercials during the late night Robyn Byrd shows on local access. So in other words, yes.

/lowers standards

Jews For Purple Jesus

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ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 15:01:43 EST

@7-8 Deville: This is the same culture who thought that tiny, malformed feet were sexy, so...

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

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SonofSpurrier — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 15:01:04 EST

I'd hit it.

SonofSpurrier

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theWolf — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 15:00:44 EST

Instead of a gold medal, first place finishers will now receive an adequate meal.

theWolf

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7-8 Deville — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 14:58:31 EST

Are freakishly long arms considered to be more attractive than a freakishly large rack in China?

7-8 Deville

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thetaxman — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 14:58:08 EST

Me? Not so horny.

thetaxman

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Wyshynski — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 14:56:04 EST

Bai Ling > Summer Sanders

Bai Ling < Zhang Ziyi

Wyshynski

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Signal to Noise — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 14:55:38 EST

I didn't think a country would make a policy of having swimsuits with butt floss look unattractive.

Signal to Noise

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Dany Heatley Speedwagon — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 14:55:27 EST

Wow I can't believe I made it 3 whole hours before TWWL finally pulled the plug on my conversation account. You stay classy WWL!

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

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shea_guevara — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 14:54:56 EST

@mooses_mixup: more like one girl, two A-cups

shea_guevara

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ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 14:54:40 EST

@The Smoot-Holey Tryst: Age-wise perhaps, but body-wise, even Polanski would throw it back.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

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SoFuckingHaggard — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 14:54:25 EST

apparently the chinese idolize nicole ritchie

SoFuckingHaggard

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gbaked — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 14:50:57 EST

Chinese Olympic swimsuit's: designed by Gawker Artists

gbaked

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Lupicas!XofullofBile — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 14:49:35 EST

Roman Polanski would like to know who she is.

Lupicas!XofullofBile

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Chamomiles Davis — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 14:49:26 EST

My penis laments the downfall of the Schwing Dynasty.

Chamomiles Davis

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Phony Gwynn — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 14:48:24 EST

Ass so slim you can't see it from the back!

-anti-Mos Def'd

Phony Gwynn

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ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 14:46:36 EST

@BloggyMcBlogBlog: Apparently Nibbles found the GAwker IT PCP stash amd has gone bugfuck crazy this afternoon.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

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shea_guevara — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 14:46:11 EST

This is actually a photo from a political reeducation camp.

shea_guevara

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mooses_mixup — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 14:46:11 EST

what's next? two girls one cup..oh wait.

mooses_mixup

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gbaked — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 14:46:09 EST

The Chinese swimmers with larger breasts are gonna have prob... wait... nevermind

gbaked

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Dieter — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 14:45:39 EST

I dunno, these two-pieces are cute.
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But this looks like something out of La Blue Girl.
[ifs8.imagefly.info]

Dieter

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Hit Bull Win Steak — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 14:44:39 EST

If you marched one chinese person per second into the Ocean wearing that swimsuit....

Hit Bull Win Steak

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sir_pantsalot — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 14:43:28 EST

@The White Boom Boom: Have you seen the Rutgers swim team photo?

sir_pantsalot

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Weed Against Speed — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 14:43:16 EST

Is it the "Year of the Skeleton" again already?

Weed Against Speed

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EddieRebel — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 14:42:20 EST

She has her butt fabric on her headz.

EddieRebel

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shea_guevara — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 14:41:46 EST

Totally out in Chinese fashion: clevage.
In: wedgies.

shea_guevara

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Carlton_Whitfield — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 14:41:42 EST

"Ha ha ha, China must swim!"

Carlton_Whitfield

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The White Boom Boom — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 14:40:27 EST

Only China (and Japan, probably) could get Deadspin to use the nightmare fuel tag on a woman in a swimsuit.

The White Boom Boom

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FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 14:39:53 EST

I can't remember the last time I was worried about whether or not my suit was aerodynamic. Hydrodynamic on the other hand...
/Swimmer and science geek

FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns

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Chamomiles Davis — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 14:39:49 EST

It's a Mao-Tse Thong.

Chamomiles Davis

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ArkansasFred — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 14:39:45 EST

@Weed Against Speed: grumble

ArkansasFred

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ArkansasFred — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 14:39:19 EST

Of course they're not aerodynamic. How else could they adequately cover their sideways vaginas?

ArkansasFred

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ArmansCopyOfSwank — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 14:39:12 EST

@BloggyMcBlogBlog: Nibbles is on a rampage as well.

ArmansCopyOfSwank

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Chamomiles Davis — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 14:38:56 EST

Well, now I've seen two of the Three Gorges.

Chamomiles Davis

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ArmansCopyOfSwank — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 14:38:34 EST

My guess is that her version of "The Great Leap Forward" involves putting her finger down her throat.

ArmansCopyOfSwank

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contains_hot_liquid — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 14:38:31 EST

@TheNorvFace: What if it's yer ####?

contains_hot_liquid

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twoeightnine — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 14:37:54 EST

Those are some birthing hip-bones right there.

twoeightnine

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Jefferson Short Bus — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 14:37:52 EST

Is this a fashion show or a Sally Struthers commercial?

Jefferson Short Bus

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sir_pantsalot — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 14:37:51 EST

In the photo with the actual olympic swim suites they all look the same. If the Chinese men and women all have the same hair cut how can we tell them apart?

sir_pantsalot

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BloggyMcBlogBlog — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 14:37:27 EST

Since Will posted the Sports Guy's conversation page, Deadspin has become a ghost town.

BloggyMcBlogBlog

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Weed Against Speed — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 14:37:23 EST

The suit barely covers her sideways vagina.

/Alec Baldwin SNL skit

Weed Against Speed

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heyzeus — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 14:37:10 EST

Red beens and rice did miss her.

heyzeus

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ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 14:36:54 EST

Nope to both thanks.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

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El Gran Guapo — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 14:36:33 EST

Those are the suits of choice when drowning female newborns.

El Gran Guapo

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The Trying Too Hard To Look Young Face — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 14:36:27 EST

Anything that emphasizes a women's protuding pelvic bone is not attractive.

The Trying Too Hard To Look Young Face

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StinkyCat — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 14:36:23 EST

awwww I rike to rook at rittle swimmer in rittle bathing suirt.

StinkyCat

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Chamomiles Davis — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 14:36:11 EST

Paging Rice Girl...

Chamomiles Davis

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Old No.7 — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 14:35:57 EST

No, no.

Old No.7

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YukMouth — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 14:35:41 EST

what is in her pockets?

YukMouth

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Stev D — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 14:34:44 EST

There will be no problem getting NBA players over there.

Stev D

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Midwestern-City_Water-Vapor — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 14:34:01 EST

Man... China is so next.

Midwestern-City_Water-Vapor