Romo and the Simpsons Go South of the Border - Deadspin Comments

Romo and the Simpsons Go South of the Border

Gadgetgirl — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 12:21:13 EST

Let me be the first (?) female to say that Tony isn't *that* remotely hot to me. His face is borderline plain/cute. That said, he's probably a swell guy who has more than the Sport's Celeb Vibe going for him.

No Birkenstock/Ani DiFranco jokes...I loves the kielbasa ;)

Gadgetgirl

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Youthier — Sat, 05 Jan 2008 20:58:19 EST

@topgun: Yeah, most guys might be hitting celebrity ass in Romo's situation but why would anyone date a girl when you can run down to Best Buy, pick up the DVDs of her reality show, and observe that this isn't the last vacation that Mommy and Daddy Simpson will be tagging along for?

Youthier

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josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you — Sat, 05 Jan 2008 20:57:37 EST

@LeagueofShadows: As one with a tangential link to Burlington, Wisc., I cannot knock TR. I can hope he loses, but any personal success he has a football player -- pro bowl appearances, thirty touchdown seasons, etc. -- I will not begrudge. & banging models & other celebs? Just livin' the dream.

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

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Bill Belichicks Videographer — Sat, 05 Jan 2008 19:03:22 EST

@Tracy Ham and Eggs: he also negotiated "bottom" so she can just lay there.

Bill Belichicks Videographer

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Tracy Ham and Eggs — Sat, 05 Jan 2008 15:56:35 EST

@FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns: You arent giving Joe enough credit. He got her the headline spot

Tracy Ham and Eggs

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FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns — Sat, 05 Jan 2008 14:37:10 EST

PS- They're in TJ, Jessica is guest-starring in the donkey show.

FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns

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FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns — Sat, 05 Jan 2008 14:35:29 EST

"Women weaken legs."
/Mickey

FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns

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KOGOD — Sat, 05 Jan 2008 14:31:59 EST

@The Boy Wonder: no, the dallas fitted just looks a lot like the Duke logo.

KOGOD

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The Boy Wonder — Sat, 05 Jan 2008 14:29:59 EST

@chilltown: I feel your pain, only toss in the inevitable Skins meltdown tonight for the trifecta of sports heartache for me. It'll be a miracle if I'm alive by 8pm.

And is that a Duke hat on Romo? Is he just looking for new ways to piss of large segments of the population?

The Boy Wonder

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Tracer_Bullet — Sat, 05 Jan 2008 14:26:23 EST

Jessica better be willing to fight Peter King is she wants to be Romo's bottom bitch.

Tracer_Bullet

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ClueHeywood — Sat, 05 Jan 2008 14:13:09 EST

@LeagueofShadows: @topgun: Full disclosure, I'm a 'Skins fan, raised to hate the Cowboys and anyone associated with them, no matter how nice they really are. So I hope Montezuma exacts his revenge.

ClueHeywood

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Johnny LaRue — Sat, 05 Jan 2008 14:04:52 EST

@Signal to Noise:

I think Joe throws in his wife for an occasional threesome, stone cold pimp that he is.

Johnny LaRue

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LeagueofShadows — Sat, 05 Jan 2008 14:02:00 EST

@topgun: That's exactly my point. He's shallow and as Clueheywood says, is a jackass.

LeagueofShadows

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chilltown — Sat, 05 Jan 2008 14:00:15 EST

Fucking A, its a bad day for BC. We get blown out by Kansas (expected) and the top RB we've been recruiting picks Virginia Tech over us.

chilltown

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Sid Bream Was Out — Sat, 05 Jan 2008 13:57:10 EST

I think she is reaching for his wallet.

Sid Bream Was Out

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ClueHeywood — Sat, 05 Jan 2008 13:56:07 EST

@topgun: As I sit here in the office on a Saturday working on a contract, while Romo goes to Mexico to spend his boatloads of money on booze and hot women, smiling like a jackass the entire time, I say "fuck you and your dose of reality." I still hate Romo.

ClueHeywood

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Signal to Noise — Sat, 05 Jan 2008 13:55:33 EST

I just don't understand why Romo's tolerating her parents being around all the time.

That's enough baggage to say no if you're rich, famous, and can bag your choice of actress/model/singer/whatever.

Signal to Noise

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topgun — Sat, 05 Jan 2008 13:55:25 EST

Wait a second. That's not a Dallas Cowboys hat on the guy. And on closer observation I recognize that handbag, the blouse and the hair thing. Oh my god it's my wife!!!!

topgun

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topgun — Sat, 05 Jan 2008 13:51:58 EST

@matt_t:
Cha-ching!
@LeagueofShadows:
Dude, lets be honest. You (and I and probably most of the guys) are envious. Successful NFL quarterback, a boat load of money, hot babes. Tell me you wouldn't be doing the same if you had the chance.
As for the picture I'd rather see her ass.

topgun

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ClueHeywood — Sat, 05 Jan 2008 13:50:53 EST

Here's hoping he gets tapeworm. From Jessica.

ClueHeywood

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LeagueofShadows — Sat, 05 Jan 2008 13:42:15 EST

Does anyone hate Romo as much as I do? He's such a douchebag, letting his celebrity go to this head and dating famous chicks.
I want him to party it up as much as he can in Mexico, so he sucks it up for the playoff game.
/Packers fan

LeagueofShadows

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Gourmet Spud — Sat, 05 Jan 2008 13:39:08 EST

Let's not jump to conclusions. They might be in Mexico just to get a good deal on some Chiclets.

Gourmet Spud

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Wolf Blitzer — Sat, 05 Jan 2008 13:28:12 EST

Joe Simpson. Great Dad....or Greatest Dad?

Wolf Blitzer

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Matt_T — Sat, 05 Jan 2008 13:27:44 EST

2007: Ron Mexico
2008: Romo Mexico

Matt_T

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Cousins of Ron Mexico — Sat, 05 Jan 2008 13:27:22 EST

God that's a great ass...

Jessica I mean.

Cousins of Ron Mexico

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Sat, 05 Jan 2008 13:27:22 EST

Aw, shit Romo is gonna suck next week. Come on Tony you were playing so well when you were playing Guitar Hero with Sophia Bush. She's perfectly hot, and probably doesn't suck IQ points from you in your sleep like Jessica.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

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KOGOD — Sat, 05 Jan 2008 13:26:44 EST

@being_Sven: zing

KOGOD

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being_sven — Sat, 05 Jan 2008 13:24:40 EST

Dallas ain't the only one.

being_sven