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Happy Birthday, Gilbert

Donk In A Box — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 00:59:15 EST

If you ever wondered what a man looks like when he knows he's going to have to pack his junk in ice afterwards, there you go.

Donk In A Box

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Sun, 06 Jan 2008 20:56:55 EST

Unsilent Majority has just redefined the Blogdome. I expect Blogdomes from now on to hold up to this high and wonderful standard.

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Herbies_Wingman — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 18:39:24 EST

Where the white women at?

Herbies_Wingman

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LeagueofShadows — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 18:01:58 EST

These are chicks really aren't that great, but still
Sure, New York, Hibachi, Yes, No, NOOOO

LeagueofShadows

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 17:09:14 EST

Hell yes, maybe, Agent Zero, dear God please, maybe, hell yes.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

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FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 16:49:01 EST

Re: the one on the left...I'm impressed that Donna Summer has invented time travel.

FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns

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Brazil Thrill — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 16:38:08 EST

@I Party With Smoot: Ha, same here. And I would do it again in a heartbeat.

@Lisa: Good thing he doesn't work for CBS, otherwise they would probably try to jet him to San Diego to call the second half of the game.

Brazil Thrill

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Matt P — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 16:34:18 EST

CBS better give me my 1998 cameras back after the game.

Matt P

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lisa — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 16:32:32 EST

@Brazil Thrill:
Thanks. Guess Joe Buck couldn't get the time machine/traveler to make it to CA. Darn.

lisa

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KOGOD — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 16:32:30 EST

note to fbi: i'm not gonna kill him, i'm just gonna rough him up a bit.

KOGOD

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I Party With Smoot — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 16:32:24 EST

@Brazil Thrill: Dated 2 girls with that hair.

Much like the hair, those girls don't hold back.

I Party With Smoot

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KOGOD — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 16:32:04 EST

@nationalcoholic: I'm going to murder you. I was fucking taping that game!

KOGOD

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Brazil Thrill — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 16:30:55 EST

@Lisa: Nantz/Simms, weather is clear.

Brazil Thrill

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lisa — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 16:30:30 EST

@Fawn Liebowitz:
Or Britney's new agent, Dr. PHIL

lisa

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lisa — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 16:30:02 EST

@nationalcoholic:
Yep, you got the gist/joke.

Seriously, who's announcing the Titans game and what's the weather like (I'm too lazy to go in the other room to see the pregame)

lisa

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Brazil Thrill — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 16:29:21 EST

@I Party With Smoot: I don't know, I'm a sucker for pretty faces and slender, tall frames. And that hair.

Brazil Thrill

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Fawn Liebowitz — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 16:28:04 EST

@Candygram: From what I've heard, I dont think you want to be bound up in tight clothes if that hits

Lets ask Paris Hilton

Fawn Liebowitz

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Nationalcoholic — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 16:27:17 EST

@Lisa: ESPN's Chris Mortensen Reports That ESPN's Chris Mortensen...

Nationalcoholic

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Scout — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 16:25:01 EST

@Candygram: Hello? [Hello?]

Echo? [Echo?]

*calls psychiatrist for next available appointment*

Scout

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Nationalcoholic — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 16:24:34 EST

Wiz 108, Sonics 86. Happy birthday.

Nationalcoholic

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Scout — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 16:23:03 EST

Ill-timed herpes break out?@Fawn Liebowitz:

Ill-timed herpes break out?

Scout

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I Party With Smoot — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 16:22:47 EST

@Brazil Thrill: I don't know Imus. The one directly to his left is my winner, I think.

I Party With Smoot

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WFNYScott — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 16:22:38 EST

@FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns: throwbacks don't have collars

WFNYScott

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lisa — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 16:22:29 EST

In other NFL news (per Chris M)
Cameron, fired as the coach of the Dolphins on Thursday, will be in demand as an offensive coordinator for at least two teams -- the St. Louis Rams and the San Francisco 49ers -- team and league sources told ESPN's Chris Mortensen.

lisa

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FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 16:21:22 EST

UM, did you wear a collard shirt?

FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns

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Spectacular Sam — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 16:21:08 EST

That is a god-awful suit.

Spectacular Sam

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KOGOD — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 16:19:19 EST

It's a beautiful white tux, and they were just some of the hired help for the red carpet.

KOGOD

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Brazil Thrill — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 16:18:48 EST

@I Party With Smoot: So we agree the nappy-haired young lady on the left is the winner?

Brazil Thrill

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Fawn Liebowitz — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 16:17:59 EST

The second one in is rocking (!) a killer pair of pantyhose--I wonder why?

Fawn Liebowitz

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I Party With Smoot — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 16:16:29 EST

Yes, yikes, someone take him shopping for a real suit, hell yes, uhh no, and yikes.

I'm picky. What?

I Party With Smoot

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lisa — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 16:12:26 EST

@Candygram:
Well they are holding a body from falling down

lisa

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Scout — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 16:11:12 EST

Are those parachute straps with buckles?

Scout

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Brazil Thrill — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 16:10:47 EST

Fuck yes, hell yes, pimp, definitely yes, uh huh yes, good lord yes.

Do we have a shot of those beautiful ladies from the back UM? For... research.

Brazil Thrill

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SonofSpurrier — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 16:09:11 EST

Gil can do better than that.

SonofSpurrier

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Matt P — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 16:07:39 EST

ay, thanks Unsilent.

Matt P

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Harry Pelotas — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 16:05:50 EST

Yes, yes, yes (damnit that's a fine suit), yes, yes, good god.

Harry Pelotas

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Chief Wahoo — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 16:04:28 EST

Didn't that guy on the far right used to play for the Bears?

Chief Wahoo