LSU Will Also Beat Your Ass At Tetris - Deadspin Comments

LSU Will Also Beat Your Ass At Tetris

Larry Burns — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 09:40:52 EST

@Farneyismycopilot: It's Custer's Revenge they play on their party boats.

Larry Burns

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twentyfivemillionreasons — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 16:47:34 EST

@Decided Schematic Advantage:

twentyfivemillionreasons

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Hit Bull Win Steak — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 16:43:10 EST

I was wondering why two guys named Kurt and Jon were always kicking my ass at Bible Advenutres Online....

Hit Bull Win Steak

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Rory B. Bellows — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 16:38:02 EST

How do we know that life isn't really some simulation game played by alien race?
/blowin' your mind!!!!

Rory B. Bellows

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Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 16:37:12 EST

That's why I watch so much pornography. To practice. Yeah, that's it. Practice.

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

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El Gran Guapo — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 16:30:31 EST

Grady Jackson prepares for games with Burgertime.

El Gran Guapo

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Barry Lutz — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 16:26:05 EST

So my Vols used this thing too? And you say it "went well"? Will next year's version also include such opponents as Cal, Florida, and Bama?

Barry Lutz

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DennyCrane — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 16:21:29 EST

The Minnesota Vikings prepare for their games with Leisure Suit Larry.
/sex boat jokes are still funny to me

DennyCrane

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crazyjoedavola — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 16:19:31 EST

@Decided Schematic Advantage: dammit.

crazyjoedavola

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crazyjoedavola — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 16:19:04 EST

Why is Martin Lawrence on crutches wearing a Ned jersey?

/Done to death

crazyjoedavola

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Phony Gwynn — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 16:18:26 EST

It appears that my alma mater has been playing electronic tabletop football for the past, oh, decade. And all the fins on the bottom are set all the way to the right, so all the players go left together directly into the wall.

Oh, and the spring on the quarterback's arm is broken.

Phony Gwynn

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Yinka Double Dare — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 16:17:02 EST

@Camp Tiger Claw: So is a sanitarium.

Yinka Double Dare

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Scoops — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 16:14:38 EST

@Stay Away From Oprah: Bonestorm. Sadly, Bloodstorm is a real game.

A real bad one, [www.mameworld.net]

Scoops

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The Ronettes Sing Medieval Agrarian History — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 16:12:46 EST

Why is Martin Lawrence getting ready to charge the beach at Normandy on crutches while wearing a Florida International jersey?

The Ronettes Sing Medieval Agrarian History

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Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 16:09:45 EST

@What Would Kornheiser Do?: Migraines?

Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay

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Matt Sussman — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 16:08:15 EST

"How did Bowling Green prepare for the GMAC Bowl, we wonder? Pong? Asteroids? This?"

Sir, I take contention to your blatant... ooh, I made a staircase!

Matt Sussman

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diddly — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 16:08:05 EST

@What Would Kornheiser Do?: Old.

diddly

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Fuck Lion — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 16:07:36 EST

Any truth to the rumor that Chris Peterson dusted off his trusty Coleco Vision and copy of Smurf: Rescue in Gargamel's Castle?

Fuck Lion

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Jews For Purple Jesus — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 16:05:38 EST

So Todd Reesing prepared with A Boy and His Blob?

Jews For Purple Jesus

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What Would Kornheiser Do? Presented by Peniston Fuels — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 16:01:50 EST

So if playing X-Box makes you a good football player, what does playing on my Virtual Boy get me?

What Would Kornheiser Do? Presented by Peniston Fuels

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David Hume — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 16:01:36 EST

@Phony Gwynn: So, no music by Bonerama?

Rats.

David Hume

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Sliderofdeath — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 16:00:45 EST

NED! I still can't believe Ned couldn't even get into the SHOTY. Look at the courage!

Sliderofdeath

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gunga galunga gunga - gunga galunga — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 15:59:20 EST

@TheLou-Do: Are you sure that didn't involve 2 girls with that cup, cus that's what that game reminded me of when I saw it.

gunga galunga gunga - gunga galunga

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TheLou-Do — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 15:59:07 EST

@Phony Gwynn: But then how will I know when the fans of each team are cheering?

TheLou-Do

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Stay Away From Oprah — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 15:58:01 EST

@Greek McPapadopoulos: I much prefer Bloodstorm.

Stay Away From Oprah

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What Would Kornheiser Do? Presented by Peniston Fuels — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 15:57:18 EST

Upon hearing this, Bobby Bowden just dusted the dust off a box of Pong cartridges...

What Would Kornheiser Do? Presented by Peniston Fuels

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Phony Gwynn — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 15:55:44 EST

though all the goofy stuff such as player celebrations, cheering crowds, mascots and bands have been removed.

Someone get a copy of this to the higher-ups at FOX, stat.

Phony Gwynn

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ArkansasFred — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 15:55:36 EST

Hm. If they announce that Cool Ranch Doritos and fat sacks of sticky icky also make one a good QB I'm ready to listen to all offers.

ArkansasFred

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Raskolnikov — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 15:55:02 EST

War as a video game -- what better way to raise the ultimate soldier?

/Kellen Winslow II

Raskolnikov

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Farneyismycopilot — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 15:54:36 EST

I here the Minnesota Vikings are HUGE Leisure Suit Larry fans.

Farneyismycopilot

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Satyr Icon — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 15:54:17 EST

BG played with themselves...and lost badly, too.

Satyr Icon

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ClueHeywood — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 15:54:00 EST

Notre Dame used faith this year. Next year: back to video games.

ClueHeywood

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What Would Kornheiser Do? Presented by Peniston Fuels — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 15:52:04 EST

No one's going for the obvious? Fine, I'll jump on the grenade...

Miami uses Grand Theft Auto: Vice City...

What Would Kornheiser Do? Presented by Peniston Fuels

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Greek McPapadopoulos — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 15:51:17 EST

The hot new game of the season? Lou Carvallo's Putting Challenge.

Greek McPapadopoulos

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Civil Negligence — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 15:50:38 EST

Somehow, Chris Collinsworth is the announcer for PlayAction Simulator.

Civil Negligence

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Stay Away From Oprah — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 15:50:16 EST

Finally something that accurately depicts a terd falling into the toilet bowl.

Stay Away From Oprah

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Tuffy — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 15:47:57 EST

@TheLou-Do: That explains the black eye.

Tuffy

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Old No.7 — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 15:47:40 EST

Thanks to JoePa, Penn State QBs are still playing tiddlywinks.

/get off of my damn lawn

Old No.7

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Moletran — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 15:46:34 EST

someone put a body on Ned!

Moletran

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TheLou-Do — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 15:44:09 EST

I believe Bowling Green used Ball in a Cup.

TheLou-Do

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Camp Tiger Claw — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 15:44:05 EST

The Oak Ridge Boys are an institution!

Camp Tiger Claw

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EddieRebel — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 15:43:54 EST

Are they sure it's not Perrilloux's counterfeit version of NCAA 08?

EddieRebel