Where In The World Is Jose Lima? - Deadspin Comments

Where In The World Is Jose Lima?

Zapp Brannigan's Girdle — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 00:46:40 EST

♬Thanks for the mammaries...♬

Zapp Brannigan's Girdle

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kbarham — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 19:34:54 EST

Her side business selling shade is coming along nicely, I see.

Wow.

kbarham

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LilJerrySeinfeld — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 19:23:55 EST

I thought the bombs were being held in North Korea...

LilJerrySeinfeld

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Scout — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 19:01:27 EST

Here's a link to another photo from that day. It's not as scenic as the first, but a little variety never hurt anyone.

[www.murrayinthemorning.com]

Scout

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SignGuyDino — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 18:59:38 EST

BBBBOING!!

SignGuyDino

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Scout — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 18:26:49 EST

The Koreans won't know what to do with her. Immigration will place her with the dairy cows.

Scout

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Strokke — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 18:16:21 EST

For the record I do not support green Dodger hats. Because of a little thing called "Dodger Blue"

Strokke

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quick — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 17:32:26 EST

@bteufel: I'd launch my Stinger missile into her demilitarized zone?

quick

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shtickless — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 17:30:09 EST

Kim Jong Il just issued a press release: He's tapped that. Twice.

shtickless

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The Jake Plummer Mustache Experience — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 17:26:16 EST

child, jose, yes, yes.

The Jake Plummer Mustache Experience

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Tuffy — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 17:21:39 EST

@j-no: Both are bound to catastrophically sag eventually.

@TheStarterWife: No, I made a South Korean WoW joke. Shading. Nuances.

Tuffy

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digris — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 17:17:19 EST

How do you say "Which way to the free clinic?" in Korean?

digris

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That-Dude — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 17:13:46 EST

@Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!: [images.google.com]
Well, squint no more.

That-Dude

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Jefferson Short Bus — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 17:11:19 EST

I have a warrant to arrest those big boobies.

Jefferson Short Bus

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EditorOfTheDailyFaberian — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 17:10:18 EST

@Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!: It is a pretty obvious nipple outline, you should call IT and get your monitor's resolution checked out.

EditorOfTheDailyFaberian

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KittyLitterKing — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 17:10:03 EST

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: +1

KittyLitterKing

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crazyjoedavola — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 16:59:08 EST

@j-no: You cannot motorboat under a bridge!

Oh wait, nevermind

crazyjoedavola

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A Pimp Named DaveR — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 16:58:53 EST

@The Fan's Attic: Is this where we begin to discuss the worthressness of Arec Barlwin?

A Pimp Named DaveR

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Dan Daoust — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 16:58:43 EST

You know who has big breasts? Jose Lima's wife.

Dan Daoust

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DennyCrane — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 16:58:31 EST

@j-no: Preventing hair loss and prolonging erections?

DennyCrane

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AugieOjedaFanClub — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 16:57:40 EST

I pledge allegiance, to the juggs, on the eye candy next to Jose Lima....

AugieOjedaFanClub

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nibbhighfootballrules — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 16:57:15 EST

"Swing low sweet chariots

nibbhighfootballrules

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The Fan’s Attic — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 16:54:48 EST

@The Fan's Attic: @CurlyW: @BelichickSpiesOnYou: A Kim Jong Il trifecta.

The Fan’s Attic

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J-No — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 16:52:37 EST

Science can build tits like that and a bra that holds them up and bridge fell down in Minneapolis. I think we know on what the engineers and scientists are really focused.

J-No

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BelichickSpiesOnYou — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 16:52:09 EST

Kim Jung Il has demanded that Lima's wife supply milk to the entire North Korean nation..

BelichickSpiesOnYou

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CurlyW — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 16:50:52 EST

This also excites the ronery Kim Jong Il.

Hope they have appropriate security for Mrs. Lima.

CurlyW

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The Fan’s Attic — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 16:50:50 EST

Kim Jong-Il loves basketball(s).

The Fan’s Attic

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Eirishis — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 16:49:23 EST

♬ Ebony and mammories, live together in perfect harmony ... ♬

Eirishis

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thefuseproject — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 16:48:20 EST

@crazyjoedavola: I doubt it, but I'd love to "stop short" with Mrs. Lima!

thefuseproject

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crazyjoedavola — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 16:47:10 EST

Any team that think Jae Seo will turn them around is sadly mistaken. Is their director of scouting George Costanza?

crazyjoedavola

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Hit Bull Win Steak — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 16:46:46 EST

I'm trying to squeeze breasts and the DMZ into the same joke but its just not working....

Hit Bull Win Steak

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Matt Sussman — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 16:45:36 EST

Double Trouble... ♬ in ♬ jaaaaaaaaaaaail

Matt Sussman

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Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 16:44:22 EST

Hee-Shop Choi is so excited he fell over and bounced his head off his kitchen floor

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

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Dan-tastic — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 16:43:38 EST

@GoldManGold:
+1. That made me ROR.

Dan-tastic

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TheStarterWife — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 16:41:51 EST

Did Tuffy just make a WoW joke?

TheStarterWife

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Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 16:39:46 EST

Is it wrong that I'm squinting at my work computer, trying to make out any nipple outline in that picture?

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

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A Pimp Named DaveR — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 16:39:30 EST

That looks to be enough milk to feed Rockapella for weeks....

(Thank you! I'll be here all week! Try the veal!)

A Pimp Named DaveR

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RBS — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 16:38:58 EST

I'm guessing Lima time is somewhere between 4-8 seconds.

RBS

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SlantedAndDisenchanted — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 16:37:55 EST

For your information they are fake and, um, well they're just fake.

SlantedAndDisenchanted

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Phony Gwynn — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 16:34:34 EST

Fuck the flag, people, and look at the RACK!

Phony Gwynn

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Tuffy — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 16:33:36 EST

@G Voll the Mole: Yes, pants are legal in South Korea. Racist.

Tuffy

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Satyr Icon — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 16:33:35 EST

It's just not fair that they get to flaunt that stuff, you know... and like, I have to hide every erection I get.
- Evan, "Superbad"

Satyr Icon

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 16:33:26 EST

That reminds me. I once again have to check the air pressure in my tires.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

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PHONICS wif Emmitt Smiff — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 16:32:54 EST

"You better find a fucking job Jose, these things don't stay like this on their own."

PHONICS wif Emmitt Smiff

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Grouper Sandwich — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 16:32:01 EST

rook at those rovery rady rumps

Grouper Sandwich

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Im Hafner the man I used to be back when I was using PEDs — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 16:31:39 EST

Oh, and if i was that kid I'd still be breastfeeding.

Im Hafner the man I used to be back when I was using PEDs

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Bob Sheppards Flock — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 16:31:36 EST

Those two beauties will each need their own passport to get into Korea

Bob Sheppards Flock

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G Voll the Mole — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 16:31:13 EST

We had been wondering what ever happened to Hee-Seop.

I, um, hadn't been wondering. But hey, S. Korean Pants Party?? Are those legal over there?

G Voll the Mole

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Im Hafner the man I used to be back when I was using PEDs — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 16:30:28 EST

Where in the world is Jose Lima's wife

Long overdue fix

Im Hafner the man I used to be back when I was using PEDs

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A Pimp Named DaveR — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 16:30:18 EST

Where in the world is Jose Lima?

I'm going to guess "motorboating between those massive ta-tas", Chief....

A Pimp Named DaveR

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Dany Heatley Speedwagon — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 16:30:11 EST

Who the fuck cares about Jose? Where in the world is Chesty Lima?

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

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Sandy Magic Jackson — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 16:30:11 EST

Kimchi-chees.

Sandy Magic Jackson

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Jews For Purple Jesus — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 16:30:10 EST

Thank you Deadspin for reminding me that it's only a half hour away from me being able to go home and masturbate.

Jews For Purple Jesus

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jwaves2007 — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 16:30:05 EST

I have got a hankering for some melon.

jwaves2007

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Mon, 07 Jan 2008 16:30:04 EST

@Me: Which of course, from Korean to English translates to - Lima Time!
+2 for the Jose Lima tag.

Coming Into The Game, ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #J23 - The Superstar Receiver, ofyourupperdeck TORONTOOOoo BJSss ®

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Wasted Talent — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 16:28:34 EST

Is that Waldo in the background?

Wasted Talent

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Clare — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 16:28:17 EST

Those are some bazooms.

Also, HOLY CRAP! Comment preview is back!!

Clare

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DennyCrane — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 16:28:02 EST

@FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns: I'm about to discover the Big Bang theory with her.
/low-hanging fruit

DennyCrane

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Stay Away From Oprah — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 16:27:21 EST

I'm weary of any trade news that doesn't come from Buster Olney's laptop in the hotel lobby of the Gaylord Opryland Center.

Stay Away From Oprah

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ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 16:27:15 EST

@CharlesBronsonPinchot: Missed it by THAT much...and I agree.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

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Mon, 07 Jan 2008 16:27:14 EST

리마콩 시간!

Coming Into The Game, ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #J23 - The Superstar Receiver, ofyourupperdeck TORONTOOOoo BJSss ®

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FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 16:26:44 EST

Albert Einstein thinks those boobies have discovered the Unified Field Theory...

FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns

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UpstateUnderdog — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 16:26:04 EST

Lima Time > Hammer Time

UpstateUnderdog

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Wayfaerer — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 16:25:47 EST

Nothing gets me choked up like a stirring rendition of the national anthem.

Wayfaerer

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Civil Negligence — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 16:25:36 EST

Martin Lawrence, you motor-boatin sunnuva-bitch!

/last one I promise!

Civil Negligence

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Babcocksure — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 16:25:33 EST

LIMA TIMA!

Babcocksure

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 16:25:24 EST

@Strokke:

It's a green LA Dodger cap.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

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El Knob Grande — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 16:25:17 EST

Holy shit! I hit the refresh button and I just about lost an eye.

El Knob Grande

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DennyCrane — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 16:24:39 EST

I didn't know Martin Lawrence was married.
/doesn't even make sense anymore

DennyCrane

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Tuffy — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 16:24:30 EST

South Korean reaction: WoW.

Tuffy

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Dead Wrestlers Society — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 16:24:22 EST

That's actually a pretty good haul for a team.

/P. Angelos

Dead Wrestlers Society

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 16:24:19 EST

Where ever he is, he's supremely happy.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

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Strokke — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 16:24:11 EST

Can anybody tell what the kids green hat says?

How did they let the kid out onto the field without slapping a shiny blue Dodger lid on his dome?

Strokke

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Afino — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 16:24:10 EST

"The Tigers hope that Lima could butcher their national anthem for them"

Fixed.

Afino

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CharlesBronsonPinchot — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 16:21:57 EST

Child, Dude, YES!!

CharlesBronsonPinchot