The End Of The Bowl Season, At Last - Deadspin Comments

The End Of The Bowl Season, At Last

Turd Ferguson — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 22:04:18 EST

/gets popcorn
/hides his membership in a certain Mizzou supporters' club

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Lizabelle — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 17:19:10 EST

Good lord, when did a funny picture of Chris Rose apparently getting a Jayhawk finger shoved in his bung hole turn into a "mine is bigger contest."

Lizabelle

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That-Dude — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 17:08:23 EST

I am upset the Fuck Lion did not identify himself in the picture of Lloyd Carr. I noticed this during the game and said to myself "Who the hell is that, he looks familiar." It was none other than THEE FUCK LION

That-Dude

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Damit — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:54:48 EST

wow, Kansas arguing with Mizzou peeps is almost like east coast-west coast rap. almost. not quite, but almost.

Damit

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Fuck Lion — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:50:20 EST

@FightTiger: Thanks. I'm always willing to learn more.

Fuck Lion

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hipster_amusing_commenter_name — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:50:16 EST

What are three things I don't expect to see on DS? political analysis, history lectures, and football smack by KU and MU fans.

hipster_amusing_commenter_name

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FightTiger — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:46:32 EST

@Fuck Lion: "[Quantrill] would attack Missourians just as fanatically as the most ardent abolitionist in kansas."

See [books.google.com]

FightTiger

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Fuck Lion — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:38:59 EST

@FightTiger: A Misery fan talking football smack? Christ. You'd think you'd, you know, make a BCS game or win a conference title before you ran your mouth. And point me to some links about Quantrill's attacks on Missourians.

Fuck Lion

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Kid Canada — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:37:49 EST

@j4pj:

GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY! AS GOD AS MY WITNESS THE SOONERS ARE BROKEN IN HALF!

Kid Canada

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FightTiger — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:33:20 EST

@Fuck Lion: Restore the Order??? I guess...

I feel for you guys. Hang in there, little 'Skers. Coll. FB's a tough world. You'll get 'em sooner or later!

FightTiger

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Nationalcoholic — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:31:58 EST

@FightTiger: MD - Duke caused Boozer's mom a nice head wound. Does that count?

Nationalcoholic

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HIV 2 Elway — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:31:38 EST

@PeteJayhawk: @Fuck Lion: I'll be deep in the cold cold earth before I recognize Missoura.

HIV 2 Elway

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FightTiger — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:29:30 EST

@Fuck Lion: Are you referring to the William C. Quantrill that killed Missourians, kansans, and many others alike?

And by "claims" are you talking about the Bushwhackers - an INDEPENDENT guerilla group. Doesn't too much sound like he did those things in the name of Missouri.

You check your history too.

FightTiger

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Scoops — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:29:06 EST

Can you be goosed by a jayhawk? Chris Rose says, "Yes!"

Scoops

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Fuck Lion — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:25:44 EST

Oh, and Husker fan, for the record.

Fuck Lion

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Sarcastro — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:25:13 EST

@Sarcastro: True, albeit pointless, story.

Sarcastro

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Fuck Lion — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:24:55 EST

@FightTiger: I'm not sure how much room you have to be talking about killing innocents when your side claims one William C. Quantrill.

Fuck Lion

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Sarcastro — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:22:38 EST

@bizzo5000*: He's in Pittsburgh filming a movie. I had a chance to steal his lighter, but I pansied out.

Sarcastro

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PeteJayhawk — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:21:28 EST

@FightTiger: Slaver. Jesus, you bastards are insecure.

PeteJayhawk

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HIV 2 Elway — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:21:19 EST

@FightTiger: I don't know what part of the state you're in but I love the Johnson vs Jackson county rivalry. Especially growing up on one side and now living on the other.

HIV 2 Elway

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Sarcastro — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:20:40 EST

@Doctor Lingerie: I really shouldn't have Googled Bree Olsen at work.

Anyone out there need a medical writer/editor with 14 years worth of experience in journalism?

Sarcastro

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FightTiger — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:17:12 EST

@HIV 2 Elway: We CAN agree on that point!

IMO, the GREATEST rivalry in the nation.

ACTUAL battles have been fought between Missouri and kansas. No blood's ever been shed over Duke-UNC or Ohio State-Michigan.

FightTiger

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FightTiger — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:14:14 EST

@crazyjoedavola: Fair enough!

When in Rome!

Oops...

FightTiger

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HIV 2 Elway — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:14:07 EST

@Protect Your Neckbeard: Most underrated rivalry in the country, and thats coming from a guy who didn't go to either school.

HIV 2 Elway

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gotohe11carolina — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:11:17 EST

that said, up yours tarholes!!!

gotohe11carolina

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gotohe11carolina — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:10:57 EST

god i love rivalry...

gotohe11carolina

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Signal to Noise — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:10:20 EST

Yup, the fake Elvis was more entertaining than any actual football played in the Las Vegas Bowl.

And the shot from the Armed Forces Bowl still hurts to look at. Legs aren't supposed to bend that way.

Signal to Noise

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crazyjoedavola — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:10:17 EST

@FightTiger: @HIV 2 Elway:

We already have a bucket of piss from the other thread. Please dont break the levee.

crazyjoedavola

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FightTiger — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:09:46 EST

@HIV 2 Elway: I don't know... you might be able to say the "pride and joy" is now a No. 4 final ranking this year.

Where did kansas end up in those rankings, by the way?

36-28.

FightTiger

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KoSuKe Fuk-U — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:09:35 EST

@FightTiger: @HIV 2 Elway:

Eight-year-olds, dude.

KoSuKe Fuk-U

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A Pimp Named DaveR — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:08:51 EST

@HIV 2 Elway: Fight Tiger thinks every prediction you've ever made is wrong, HIV 2 Elway.

aaaaand... fight!

A Pimp Named DaveR

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The Trying Too Hard To Look Young Face — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:08:21 EST

Bonnie Bernstein has not aged well at all. My fixation on Jewish ladies has been lost since Natalie Portman shaved her head.

The Trying Too Hard To Look Young Face

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FightTiger — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:07:47 EST

@HIV 2 Elway: L O L !!!

Ah, the omnipresent, ever-famous kansas Moral High Horse makes an appearance!

Check your history. You kansans like to think your shit don't stink, but take a closer look, jayhawker.

FightTiger

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HIV 2 Elway — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:06:51 EST

@FightTiger: or...
Mascot of team who's biggest rival's Athletic Department's pride and joy is Norm "I never won a damn thing" Stewart, dude.
fixed

HIV 2 Elway

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gotohe11carolina — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:06:47 EST

next year can we force OU to play VT that way at least one of them will have to win...

gotohe11carolina

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HIV 2 Elway — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:03:50 EST

@FightTiger: Mascot named fter terrorist group that invaded Missouri towns raping and murdering innocents in the name of abolishing slavery, dude.
fixed
I could do this all afternoon, its that slow a day.

HIV 2 Elway

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KoSuKe Fuk-U — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:03:41 EST

@j4pj: BAH GAWD, THAT'S PAT WHITE'S MUSIC!

KoSuKe Fuk-U

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Sh!tShow — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:02:42 EST

@Unsilent Majority: +1.

Sh!tShow

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Jews For Purple Jesus — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:02:16 EST

Poor JR. That game was far from a slobberknocker.

Jews For Purple Jesus

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Chuck Knoblockhead — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:00:29 EST

@Dieter: Especially when he hasn't made a good movie since Dogma.

Chuck Knoblockhead

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FightTiger — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 15:59:28 EST

@HIV 2 Elway: See... I had opted for the kinder, gentler "Chickenhawk" reference, but now...

Mascot named after terrorist group that invaded Missouri towns raping and murdering innocents, dude.

/fixed

FightTiger

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ArkansasFred — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 15:59:19 EST

Chris Rose looks like Joe Buck on Red Bull and Vodka and Preferred Stock.

ArkansasFred

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LeagueofShadows — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 15:59:06 EST

@Unsilent Majority: I was trippin balls, man.
/Hot Rod

LeagueofShadows

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bizzo5000 — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 15:57:54 EST

@Dieter:
Kevin Smith had a horrible year. I didn't see one movie.

bizzo5000

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Nationalcoholic — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 15:57:36 EST

@Protect Your Neckbeard: I'm predicting an improbable comeback where he talks to himself in the mirror for 4 minutes. "I'm a star. I said I said, I'm a big bright shining star. Now lookie here, son."

/exposes 13 incher

Nationalcoholic

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UpstateUnderdog — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 15:57:34 EST

that is a terrible hairpiece the Wisconsin fan is wearing.

UpstateUnderdog

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A Pimp Named DaveR — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 15:57:07 EST

@Dany Heatley Speedwagon: Dunno. All those cartoonish bird-like creatures look the same to me.

A Pimp Named DaveR

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IsoldmysoultoMilhouseVanhouten — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 15:56:44 EST

Picture from the Sun Bowl: Yes

IsoldmysoultoMilhouseVanhouten

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Dany Heatley Speedwagon — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 15:56:27 EST

@Tebow2007: Damn you!

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

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HIV 2 Elway — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 15:56:07 EST

@FightTiger: Mascot of school that produces grads with significantly higher earning power than Mizzou grads (at least in KC metro), dude.
/fixed

HIV 2 Elway

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Dany Heatley Speedwagon — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 15:55:38 EST

@daver4470: Are you sure that isn't Martin Lawrence?

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

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Dieter — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 15:55:15 EST

I'm not sure I get the point of comparing the stats of Barry Sanders in 1988 and Kevin Smith in 2007.

Dieter

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Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 15:55:14 EST

That guy kinda looks like Martin Lawrence.

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

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Dead Wrestlers Society — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 15:55:11 EST

Don Imus was at the Utah/Navy game?

Dead Wrestlers Society

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LeagueofShadows — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 15:54:14 EST

everyrosehasitsthorn:/Shits Pants

LeagueofShadows

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She Blinded Me With Violence — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 15:53:53 EST

Chris Rose interviewing the Kansas Jayhawk = Best Damn Sports Show Period in a nutshell.

She Blinded Me With Violence

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Mr. Bigglesworth — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 15:53:51 EST

@FightTiger: @Monday Morning Punter: Chickenhawk + Fox Sucks Dick = Chickenhead
(I'll show myself out)

Mr. Bigglesworth

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LeagueofShadows — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 15:53:21 EST

Its nice that Texas lets the kids from the shortbus visit the sidelines.
/Probably been said a million times.

LeagueofShadows

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FightTiger — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 15:53:20 EST

8th picture down (Gator Bowl)... Turf Face Todd (Reesing) plays for UVA in addition to kU??

FightTiger

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KoSuKe Fuk-U — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 15:52:12 EST

Foghorn Leghorn has really let himself go.

KoSuKe Fuk-U

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MickelsonsManBoobs — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 15:51:43 EST

@Camp Tiger Claw: I'm a man. I'm 40.

MickelsonsManBoobs

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Lizabelle — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 15:51:40 EST

Now Mr. Rose, please turn your head and cough.

Lizabelle

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Tebow2007 — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 15:51:26 EST

Why is Martin Lawrence wearing a Kansas jersey

/dead horse

Tebow2007

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And_You_Shall_Know_Me_By_The_Trail_of_Cheez-Its — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 15:51:22 EST

@IsoldmysoultoMilhouseVanhouten:

I defy you to show us ONE SHRED of evidence to back that up. You can't can you!? GO AHEAD, SHOW US!

And_You_Shall_Know_Me_By_The_Trail_of_Cheez-Its

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bizzo5000 — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 15:51:18 EST

@IsoldmysoultoMilhouseVanhouten:
Oddly enough Chief Wahoo and Supermike seem to have different names now.

bizzo5000

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BigTenObsession — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 15:51:17 EST

@ASox:

Hey, we Boilers aim to please - you should see the shot of Tiller's braided ass hair!

BigTenObsession

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The Sports Hernia — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 15:50:33 EST

That's the best damn gay perm I've ever seen

The Sports Hernia

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ASox — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 15:50:28 EST

That Jaycen Taylor hair pick photo is phenomenal!

ASox

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Tebow2007 — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 15:50:17 EST

Homer: "Yes, I am R. Adamson."

Teller: "First Name..."

Homer: "Goodbye"

Tebow2007

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Doctor Lingerie — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 15:50:09 EST

Well, the bowls are finally over

Can we get back to Bree Olsen now?

Doctor Lingerie

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A Pimp Named DaveR — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 15:50:08 EST

shhh..... don't make any sudden moves...... i think there's a minion of Satan standing right behind you.....

A Pimp Named DaveR

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Unsilent Majority — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 15:49:56 EST

That's what happens to Chris Rose when he takes 1/16th of a sheet of acid.

Unsilent Majority

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Gourmet Spud — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 15:49:41 EST

"...absolutely the lamest, ugliest, least talented mascot I've ever...(pause). He's...he's right behind me, isn't he?"

Gourmet Spud

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Camp Tiger Claw — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 15:49:03 EST

@IsoldmysoultoMilhouseVanhouten: Be a man.

Camp Tiger Claw

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Stay Away From Oprah — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 15:48:37 EST

That picture from the Utah vs. Navy game sums up my thoughts about the bowl season perfectly.

Stay Away From Oprah

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Monday Morning Punter — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 15:47:51 EST

FOX's coverage sucked dick; having Ryan Seacrest Lite up there didn't help.

Monday Morning Punter

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IsoldmysoultoMilhouseVanhouten — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 15:47:37 EST

I think Chief Wahoo predicted that R. Adamson would win the Bowl Pick 'Em.

IsoldmysoultoMilhouseVanhouten

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FightTiger — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 15:47:07 EST

Chickenhawk, dude.

FightTiger