<![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium! - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium! - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> One question, one caution: (1) If Minnesotans are required to like Husker Du, why is Iggy Pop not on the list? (2) There is about 2 in 100 of us that experience respiratory failure when mixing Vicodin and booze... Not saying "you're it", but I took a $2400 ambulance ride over it.

I know- not very witty for first effort. I will try to make my next go a regular "Love is a Fist"...

Bullet_Tooth_Tony

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> I still need to find the Lifter-Puller stuff, Boys and Girls in America is top-25 of the decade, Let It Be is top-25 all-time, Zen Arcade is top-5 all time, Blonde on Blonde is really good too.

Vicodin pretty much always just put me to sleep. Though snorting it and chasing with vodka made for a fun viewing of Pulp Fiction.

ddb4

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> If you and an undetermined number of kin play a board game at night without the expressed written consent of the Hasbro corporation, the Hasbro corporation reserves the right to come to your house and hang your dog.

Mike Huckabee's son works for Hasbro?

Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> @Weed Against Speed: No Dillinger Four?

Wasted Talent

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> The Hold Steady isn't one of the best bands out of Minnesota...they are actually just plain one of the best touring bands out there right now. They sold out the Metro in Chicago, a punk club, despite the fact that literally zero radio stations play their music.

But, was it too much to ask for them to play "Chicago Seemed Tired Last Night"...

AugieOjedaFanClub

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> @katni: there we are listenin to records from your collection. Boredom, somewhere between a coma and an erection...

I, too could do this for a while.

THE hoi polloi

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> @ArmansCopyOfSwank: WOOKIN PA NUB

A Pimp Named DaveR

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> When you turn your car on, does it return the favor?

No Bluetooth.
No Kate Walsh giving me road head.
No sale.



Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> @GraniteInMyVeins: Yeah, but it was Schroedinger's cat that I was referencing. Actually, I was both referencing it and non-referencing it at the same time in a state of superposition, because my reference had not been experimentally measured, causing my field to.... I'm never getting laid again, am I....

A Pimp Named DaveR

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> Minnesotans:
Suburbs?
Magnolias?
Ipso Facto?

Discuss.




KipBoomGoesTheDynamite

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> @katni: And wtf was that asterisk for, hmmm?

Katni

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> The Phillip Rivers artwork is not accurate, BTW. I could drive a Mack truck through there.

StuScott Booyahs

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> @StuScott Booyahs: F*UCK YOU!! HOLD ME!!

/fixed

Katni

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> @TheStarterWife: F*CK YOU!!! *cries*

StuScott Booyahs

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> @daver4470: I realize, but also: [en.wikipedia.org]

GraniteInMyVeins

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> @THE hoi polloi: There I was, frozen, standing in my backyard, face to face, eye to eye, staring at the last star.

I could do this all day.

Katni

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> @ArmansCopyOfSwank:
I agree 100%


Let's go get HED

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> Unless you are a doctor, and the x-ray shows a 5 carat diamond up there, your finger and my backside shall not become acquainted.

David Hume

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> @j-no: Men don't have periods, they have semicolons!

(thank you, here all week, veal, etc.)

A Pimp Named DaveR

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> @Magnolia: Swear to god, there is someone who posts on Defamer with an otter avatar that makes me happy every time I see it.

I should have watched that after the Steelers loss instead.

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> @Theodore_Donald_Kerabatsos: Those are your shoes, these are my shoes, we've got issues...

THE hoi polloi

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> @Dieter: Play, yes; Kid, no. Although he did host "It's Showtime at the Apollo".

A Pimp Named DaveR

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> Not to sound like an old guy, but isnt Bob Dylan from Minnesota? He invented all that shit.

And Eleanor, is not so swellanor*

*no idea how to spell that.

crazyjoedavola

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> @TheStarterWife: They're all synched up from spending so much time together. Take some Midol, put on your fuzzy slippers, and relax.

J-No

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> @The Fan's Attic: LIKNBUMP

ArmansCopyOfSwank

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> HINT: What Peter King will be administering to Brett Favre in front of special needs children after the Packers/Seahawks game.

Pink Bum?

Old No.7

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> @GraniteInMyVeins: Schroedinger.

[en.wikipedia.org]

A Pimp Named DaveR

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> @Max Power: aren't Kid & Play really successful producers these days?

Dieter

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> @HED: I think I prefer the thumb imagery.

ArmansCopyOfSwank

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> Isn't Gerardo a wonderful 90's product? (the answer is yes)

dismalScientist

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> When I had my wisdom teeth out in high school, I was given a prescription for Vicodin, and one of those would knock me out for 16 hours at a time. Now that I'm old and fat and I drink and stuff, Advil Liquigels have more of a kick than hydrocodone.

However: a Lunesta + half a bottle of wine = delicious sleepytime.

Clare

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> House Party is available on video cassette AND laser disc?
/does the running man
/holds right ankle with left hand
/jumps over it with left leg

Hernandez-is-the-Mandez

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> "Kid" from Kid and Play drinks at Barney's Beanery here in LA every fucking day. Still has the hi-top though.

Max Power

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> @ArmansCopyOfSwank:
unfortunately it's supposed to be britney spears giving birth...


Let's go get HED

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> Eli Manning, however, is an excellent example of the Heisenberg QB principle: supposedly a great QB, but when you observe his play you fundamentally alter it.

FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> @VTBen: I was once on a team with my friend's cute little sister and had to act out "hot pants."

I danced around as if my pants were on fire and she kept shouting, "Hot itchy pants! Hot itchy pants!"

Bless her heart, she's not very bright.

Dieter

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> OK, I'm done. What the fuck is going on with that statue? It looks like she's straddling a giant thumb.

ArmansCopyOfSwank

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> @daver4470: Heisenberg.

LMAO re: BLUMPKIN

Don't take vichodin on an empty stomach. You're welcome.

GraniteInMyVeins

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> @Weed Against Speed: with a 30 pack of Hamm's, of course

theothermatt

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> A Jaguar girl's main hobby is renewing ownership paperwork on her Steeler girl.

-- Yinzer, Hold Steady buff

ClownForPound

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> @TheStarterWife: I offer an infallible solution.

Holly/Magnolia/Stabby

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> @theothermatt: Shouldn't we all be out ice fishing? It's beautiful out there today!

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> @RandBall: LP - more raw, straight ahead punk stylings vs. HS - smoothed out the roughest parts w/a bit more melodies. I think it depends on your mood.

theothermatt

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> @RandBall: I can't argue with that, my good man.

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> I too am on a RX for Vicodin, and unless you are willing to take about 4 of them at once, capped off with a muscle relaxer, you aren't going to feel anything. Although a Vike or two by itself is an outstanding hangover cure.

HeavyPettingZoo

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> Finger in ass - gay
Vicodin in ass - heaven


HIV 2 Elway

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> @Weed Against Speed: The Hold Steady are amazing, when they played at my school last spring it was like a religious experience.

VTBen

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> I know people who work at Da Coach's, they DO steal, and his head IS made of quartz. I love Thursdays, Big Daddy. After the Super Bowl, perhaps there can be a Jambaroo for college basketball?

whodatmaninablacksedan

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> @VTBen: I think it should look about the same as an ashtray.

@TheStarterWife: Try the Lifetime movie of the week.

I'm Hafner the man I used to be

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> @Theodore_Donald_Kerabatsos: sweet jesus there are a lot of minnesotans here. fuckin right.

theothermatt

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> BMPULIKN?

LIKPNBUM

The Fan’s Attic

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> @THE hoi polloi: I'm having a nostalgic week, so I'm currently listening to Seven's Travels.

Theodore_Donald_Kerabatsos

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> @Weed Against Speed: Lifter Puller is twice the band that Hold Steady is. Discuss.

RandBall

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> Jesus, two days in a row everyone is all touchy. Did you guys all get your periods at once? I can pop in "When Harry Met Sally" if it makes everyone feel better.

BDD is right - It is difficult to cheer for the Pats at the same time you are cheering against them. (Maybe that is why everyone has such mood-swings this week.)

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> @Civil_Negligence: Pirata del Culo.

blainer

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> @That-Dude:
Boy, you goin' way out,
I'm ready to serve you

lf you can stay out
past your Pop's curfew

or

Microphone wizard, so come on, place your bet
Is it gonna be me or Eraserhead?

I feel you on that BD Drew . . . Play's lyrics were by far the best.

/ Chill, don't bump the table.

That-Dude

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> "Perhaps MJD will drink enough during this game to gather up the courage to get Muff Stubble Girl's digits. Then again, I'm assuming she has them tattooed on her midriff somewhere."

I'm assuming their probably on her lower back, in the bullseye region. That way when you flip her over and... well, you get it.

I'm Hafner the man I used to be

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> I destroy at the Word Worm and Data Head, but I've gotten stuck all fucking night on those damn Creative Cat cards. Who the fuck knows how to mold a swimming pool out of purple clay?

VTBen

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> Then again, I'm assuming she has them tattooed on her midriff somewhere

MJD has never raised his eyes enough to notice.

Chicago Jones

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> @Theodore_Donald_Kerabatsos: Which one? Did you get the free download on Christmas? Also along the Twin Cities bands- I dig a lot of the Doomtree label. POS is the shit.

THE hoi polloi

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> Boy, you goin' way out,
IChill, don't bump the table.
l appreciate it.'m ready to serve you

lf you can stay out
past your Pop's curfew

or

Microphone wizard, so come on, place your bet
Is it gonna be me or Eraserhead?

I feel you on that BD Drew . . . Play's lyrics were by far the best.

/ Chill, don't bump the table.

That-Dude

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> Now pick a color. Red? Fuck you. I'm red. I'm always red.

Philip Rivers' rectum agrees.

Jews For Purple Jesus

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> WE HEAR... that Joe Gibbs resigned to spend more time "ungaying" his son, Coy.

Probably shouldn't have named him Coy then, huh Gibbey?

FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> @Avoid the Clap, Jimmy Dugan: I CAN HAZ QUANTUM SUPERPOSITION OF CHEEZBURGUR?

A Pimp Named DaveR

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> "Celebrated Summer." Fucking great.

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> @Weed Against Speed:

In case you're not exactly in the mood for Mozart and all that kind of goings-on.

blastitbiggs

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> @EdFinnerty: Nope, Schroedinger. (Sorry, can't do the umlauted-o.) Madd propz to Heisenberg, though. Uncertainty, quantum. Peace.

Spoken word.

A Pimp Named DaveR

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> @Dany Heatley Speedwagon: I don't know, but I heard all of his predictions he's ever made were dead wrong.

(I'm sorry Rob, don't ban me).

Theodore_Donald_Kerabatsos

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> @katni: Truth went trendy.

Theodore_Donald_Kerabatsos

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> Does Chief Wahoo have any predictions for this weekends games?

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> @1980DavidBowieFromTheMusicVideoAshesToAshes: I'M IN UR STADIUM

MAYBE

Avoid the Clap, Jimmy Dugan

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> @Theodore_Donald_Kerabatsos: Me too, actually. God Loves Ugly.

Katni

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> *you're

UpstateUnderdog

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> @katni: Atmosphere's in my car CD player right now. How did I not mention them?! Good call.

Theodore_Donald_Kerabatsos

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> "The truth is, I'm rooting for the Patriots AND against them simultaneously."

I believe that's referred to as "Schrödinger's Pat paradox".

1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> @supermike4ever: your going to a wet t-shirt contest saturday night ?

UpstateUnderdog

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> @Weed Against Speed: +2

Also, Cloud Cult

Camp Tiger Claw

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> @Weed Against Speed: Crowd lovin the Hold Steady mention. And of course, I've been listening to a lot of Mason Jennings lately (saw him at 1st Ave last week). And yes, he counts as Minnesotan.

Theodore_Donald_Kerabatsos

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> @Weed Against Speed:

Abso-f'in-lutely.

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> @Weed Against Speed: And the Atmosphere/Slug collective.

Katni

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> Asking for a prostate massage during sex: gay
A girl giving you a prostate massage of her own accord during sex: fairly awesome

Dieter

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> i counter with Mexicola

BDD will be able to faintly hear these dulcet riffs carried on the wind all the way to his estate in the south wherever... coming from my house 400 miles away... at ~8pm saturday night.

my fists and ears bleeding, my pork pulled, my shirt wet, my cooler upside down as i slip and slide across the floor on the scattered ice cubes in my underwear, and my patriots ready to mow down whomever showed up at Gillette.

I know I'd tear that ass up right propah.

take yer pick:
[youtube.com]
[youtube.com]



supermike4ever

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> @Theodore_Donald_Kerabatsos: Lifter Puller and The Hold Steady.

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> @SEXY ELEANOR ROOSEVELT: I might have to ban you now, only because I've met Drew and he is somewhat toddler-esque when he drinks.

Rob Iracane

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> You gave Ditka an extra few tenths of a point.

Phony Gwynn

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> @Big Daddy Drew: Well, anger does sell. Nice job I guess, even if it is unpleasant to hear.

Theodore_Donald_Kerabatsos

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> Vicodin: take twice the recommended dosage with a strong beer. OR, if you're in California, do what I do: take twice the recommended dosage with your completely legal medicinal pot. I prefer any Super Silver variety, but that's just me.

Then have a beer.

Good luck with that back.

jake(ymon)

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> @Rob Iracane: easy with the caps there fella. Don't go all Supermike on me.

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> Actually, my Bugatti Sexarossa does return the favor after the tires have been revulcanized, and it's been filled with petroleum distillate.

BDoc

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> @SEXY ELEANOR ROOSEVELT:

Robert?

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> @Theodore_Donald_Kerabatsos: Danger is my middle name? Sounds emorotic.

quick

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> Bump likn'?

quick

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> The main hobby of a 14 year old female Jacksonville fan

I doubt David Gerard lets his hoes get pregnant.

MickelsonsManBoobs

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> @Weed Against Speed: Ooh, are we talking Minnesota bands? I started listening to Trip Shakespeare again recently, an underrated band for sure. There's a new band that started from some Minnesota kids called Danger Is My Middle Name that I'm really digging right now too.

Theodore_Donald_Kerabatsos

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> The crowning Britney sculpture, a fitting representation of most of north Florida.

...also, nightmare fuel.

Signal to Noise

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> @Big Daddy Drew: My fave part of these posts is when Drew defends his work like a retarded toddler after building his first sand castle.

SEXY ELEANOR ROOSEVELT

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> @daver4470: Do you mean Heisenberg? I see how you could make the mistake, I get the quantum mechanics physicists mixed up all the time.

EdFinnerty

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> @Big Daddy Drew:

Sounds like someone is jonesing for a "fix"...

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> @SEXY ELEANOR ROOSEVELT: shove it up your ass

Unsilent Majority

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> My first time getting seriously fucked up involved mixing equal parts Hamm's & Yukon Jack. I think we drank it through a straw.

Dieter

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> The Jews are the one species of flying monkey that you do NOT want to piss off. They hold those grudges forever

Oh I am SOOOOO complaining to Will!

Unsilent Majority

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> @Big Daddy Drew: Can I get that with a side of bacon?

A Pimp Named DaveR

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> @Weed Against Speed: Truly, they indeed took us to Funkytown. And funk we did.

/Maya Angelou?

A Pimp Named DaveR

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> @Dany Heatley Speedwagon: Yeah like FIVE TIMES because I GET A KICK OUT OF IT.

Rob Iracane

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> My all time favorite Scrabble play "SHOVENOJEWS" was voted down by my competitors. I thought this was not only a great play but also solid life advice.

HIV 2 Elway

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> ajdauleriospecial. AKA shitmywhoreofanexwasinto

Jezzies-Scare-Me

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> @RandBall: Hamm's makes you shit liquid.

All better now.

Jefferson Short Bus

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> @UpstateUnderdog: Soul Asylum were actually pretty awesome in the '80's.

Not as good as Lipps, Inc., but who is?

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> Couldn't Norv Turner also be a correct answer for that Cameo? The only thing missing was "Face resembles surface of the moon."

Bob Loblaw

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> @Unsilent Majority: Earlier today he actually used that shit himself.

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> @Unsilent Majority: the rest of you KSK clowns have some catching up to the mighty Big Daddy Drew and Christmas Ape to do. Maybe you can exhume Footsteps Falco. I heard he was good for some laughs.

SEXY ELEANOR ROOSEVELT

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> @Camp Tiger Claw: Sure. The specials are Fuck Yourself and Learn To Fucking Spell.

Drew Magary

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> @katni:

/heard that too

YukMouth

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> DAMN YOU TUBE and there gay little thing about not showing full frontal nudity!

Packy

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> Hamm's makes you shit pure confidence.

RandBall

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> @matt_t: @katni: Affirmed.

/so I heard

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> I would gladly purchase any leftover Vicodin that you may have. And by the way, never follow the directions on a bottle of pain pills.

jwaves2007

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> @Weed Against Speed: what no Soul Asylum ?

UpstateUnderdog

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> Drew -- you're on the right track with the Bull Ice. Vicodin with 3-4 beers of choice.

tuckpendleton

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> @Gourmet Spud: -1

/some other Wire character

Camp Tiger Claw

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> Hamms was $9 for a 24 pack in college. Only came out seasonally tho. Get a bottle of root beer schnapps and you got yourself a great afternoon of root beer floats.

/loveit

Babcocksure

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> @Unsilent Majority: I'm sorry, are you new around here?

Rob Iracane

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> Hey BDD,
can't wait for the Super Bowl Scattegories!


HugsFromHarold

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> Mo' ritmo ! I have no idea what that means.

UpstateUnderdog

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> my only addiction has to do with the female species
i eat 'em raw like sushi.

that shit does NOT even rhyme, Gerry.


supermike4ever

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> Is it me, or does Bloomberg look like a young Peter Gammons?

Packy

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> Vicodin is only fun in conjunction with large quantities of alcohol. It's relatively harmless though, because while you may be hallucinating like a motherfucker, you are unable to act on any desire to, say, run naked and screaming down the street, because your legs magically weigh 500 punds each.

/so I've heard

Katni

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]>

HINT: Number of years the average Patriot fan has been a Patriot fan.

PUZZLE: S_V_N

So sad.... so true.

The truth is, I'm rooting for the Patriots AND against them simultaneously. I have no idea how that is possible.

You are Schroedinger's Fan.


A Pimp Named DaveR

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> An actual Martin Lawrence reference? Worlds are colliding!

Carlton_Whitfield

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> The Hamm's Yogi Bear bottle is A+ shit.

ASox

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> This always slays me. The worst part of football season ending is that the Jamboroo won't come back until next year.

SlickBomb

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> Growing up in Minnesota means you are required by law to like Prince, Husker Du and The Replacements.

Don't forget about Information Society!

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> it helps if you was down the vicodin witha few beers. Or so I've heard.

Matt_T

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> @Rob Iracane: you're rewarding that shit now? ban yourself!

Unsilent Majority

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> (Family Game Night™ is an exclusive trademark of the Hasbro corporation. If you and an undetermined number of kin play a board game at night without the expressed written consent of the Hasbro corporation, the Hasbro corporation reserves the right to come to your house and hang your dog.)

When did the NFL buy Hasbro?

oh and, too long.

Unsilent Majority

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> My edition fell from the top shelf of the closet down the staircase. Now we can only play Trent Green Cranium.

Matt Sussman

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> BDD > Steve Earle

/Bubbles

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> CPK has expanded their menu to include even more exotic ingredients, such as jerk chicken, carne asada and Japanese eggplant.

Can you tell me the specials again? I was trying to figure out the tortured board game gimick.

Husker Du is tits, though.

Camp Tiger Claw

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> Gerardo = Mexican pirate
Garcia = Mexican butt pirate


Civil Negligence

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> Gerardo and Full Force, both in the same post. Makes me feel like I should be wearing Cavarricci pants....

elijah_dukes_mayonnaise

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> This game sucks... let's play hungy, hungry hippos!

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> CPK is good for when you want a salad and a pizza but don't have time to eat both separately.

ArkansasFred

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> @SEXY ELEANOR ROOSEVELT: +1

Rob Iracane

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> Every few years I get the urge to play scrabble. Then I get shitty letters, end up losing and remember why its been years since I played scrabble.

Dead Wrestlers Society

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> The lardo pizza at Otto is fan-fucking-tastic but they don't sell it in my grocer's freezer like the CPK BBQ Chicken.

Rob Iracane

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> Shoulda been you, Christmas Ape.

SEXY ELEANOR ROOSEVELT

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> Raquel Gibson! Screw halftime how about for tonight?

Coming Into The Game, ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #J23 - The Superstar Receiver, ofyourupperdeck TORONTOOOoo BJSss ®

]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> Oh Jamboroo, you know just how to taste.

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]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> When did they start making a beer bottle shaped like Martin Lawrence?

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]]> <![CDATA[Divisional Playoff Cranium!]]> Rivers deserves a fist, not just a finger, for his attitude.

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