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Tomorrow, The Grand Daulerio Finale

Eirishis — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 09:18:40 EST

Uterus Castle sounds like a Japanese game show.

Eirishis

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Pepper Leach — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 08:40:52 EST

Will looks like James Spader in that clip...

Pepper Leach

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jerrytown — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 03:58:08 EST

Daulerio is Charlie Day, Charlie Day is Daulerio!!

I must have missed the scene that picture is from in the episode "Charlie Gets Molested."

jerrytown

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Beer-Fart — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 20:07:11 EST

@Chuck_Knoblockhead:
He uses a knuckle.

Is he being replaced by a column with a title that includes the words "the" and "closer"? I'm waiting for the site to be re-named "The Deadspin Closer".

Beer-Fart

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KidU — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 19:51:31 EST

Alright, SSW and CO gone, that means only one of the Unfunny Trio still exists. I'm looking at you Football Guys.

KidU

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Chief Wahoo — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 19:41:43 EST

At the conclusion of Daulerio's final column we pull back to reveal that he only exists in a dream Supermike is having.

Chief Wahoo

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Innings Eater — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 19:15:43 EST

Since the column will arrive while I am at work (and therefore blocked), let me say thanks for the great articles, and I really hope this one includes another story about The Balls pissing on himself. It never fails to amuse.

Innings Eater

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My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 19:15:31 EST

Nice to see that A.J has infected a lot of people.

I mean affected. Sorry.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

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How do you spell retard? — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 18:58:01 EST

Everyone chip in a dollar so we can get The Balls a fuck lion for a parting gift.

How do you spell retard?

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J-No — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 18:29:06 EST

@The Legend of Vincent Tremblay: @Chamomiles Davis: @Gourmet Spud: Wow. I uh, well, um.

/red faced.

J-No

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Chamomiles Davis — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 18:19:18 EST

@Gourmet Spud: Ba-dump TISH!

Thank you, folks, we're her(e) all week. Enjoy the bluefish!

Chamomiles Davis

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Gourmet Spud — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 18:17:23 EST

@j-no: @The Legend of Vincent Tremblay: @Chamomiles Davis:

Whenever I use that sentence, it's followed by, "...she's my wife!"

Gourmet Spud

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Chamomiles Davis — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 18:12:33 EST

@j-no: Are you sure you didn't mean, "Now get the fuck out of here?"

Unless you're seeing something the rest of us aren't!

Chamomiles Davis

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The Legend of Vincent Tremblay — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 18:12:08 EST

@j-no: Now get the fuck out of her.

That wasn't too Freudian.

The Legend of Vincent Tremblay

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J-No — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 18:09:03 EST

I won't be checking the post until after work on Friday, since my job pays the mortgage and all.

Thank you, A.J. The Super Bowl Report last year brought tears to my eyes. You will be missed. Now get the fuck out of her.

J-No

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Thu, 10 Jan 2008 18:00:37 EST

Daulerio has nothing on Gun Aerobics.

Coming Into The Game, ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #J23 - The Superstar Receiver, ofyourupperdeck TORONTOOOoo BJSss ®

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Chamomiles Davis — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 17:49:34 EST

Which one of the Ladies... will stand in as AJ's Bette Midler tomorrow?

I nominate The Starter Wife.

Chamomiles Davis

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4th and 26 — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 17:48:21 EST

@Gourmet Spud: a giant schlong, pissing on a computer.

4th and 26

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Katni — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 17:29:58 EST

@Chicago Jones: All Balls All The Time!

Katni

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Carlton_Whitfield — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 17:28:56 EST

@Chuck_Knoblockhead: No, I heard there was a knuckle involved.

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The Legend of Vincent Tremblay — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 17:27:03 EST

@Gourmet Spud: Given the NSFW content of the last few Oddsmakers, I'd say prepare for giant schlong. And a stern warning from your manager for reading it at work.

The Legend of Vincent Tremblay

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Herbies_Wingman — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 17:26:27 EST

needless to say I am sure each of that will read that NSFW article tomorrow will also be fired.

Herbies_Wingman

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Dieter — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 17:22:47 EST

Who wouldn't thump Amy Blair's plump tush?

Dieter

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ASox — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 17:21:22 EST

Whatever...Daulerio is gonna pull a Jordan and "unretire" 50 times.

ASox

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Weed Against Speed — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 17:18:34 EST

Why does Charlie Kelly have to go?

Weed Against Speed

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Phony Gwynn — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 17:18:32 EST

That picture will never fail to make me tingly.

...

In a funny way. Man. Weirdos.

Phony Gwynn

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A Pimp Named DaveR — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 17:18:31 EST

@UkraineNotWeak: And are we going to have a tribute to the dead of both Missouri and Kansas?

A Pimp Named DaveR

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 17:17:31 EST

@Gourmet Spud:

AJ wakes up and he's still at The Black Table with Will.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

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Paper Cut — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 17:15:18 EST

@Gourmet Spud: Only if we find out A.J. dies at the hands of that guy who handed in his commenting priveleges after the Benoit column.

Paper Cut

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 17:15:09 EST

Are the many different incarnations of SuperMike going to be included in The Dead People Montage?

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

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Chuck Knoblockhead — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 17:14:14 EST

Is he going to end with the clockwise swirl?

Chuck Knoblockhead

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muggsybogues — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 17:13:58 EST

@Chicago Jones: what the fuck is that about? What the fuck is THAT about?

/warren sapp

muggsybogues

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Gourmet Spud — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 17:13:54 EST

Wonder what kind of ending to expect:

Controversial, like The Sopranos?
Weepy, like Six Feet Under?
Picture of a giant schlong, like Boogie Nights?

Gourmet Spud

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 17:13:11 EST

Retire The Balls' mustache and raise it to the rafters.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

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HeavyPettingZoo — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 17:13:06 EST

Whenever that video is posted, I like to think that Will is only pretending to sound like a coked-out gay man.

I kid, I kid!

HeavyPettingZoo

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A Pimp Named DaveR — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 17:12:36 EST

I'm still in denial.

A Pimp Named DaveR

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Paper Cut — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 17:12:18 EST

Any truth to the rumor Stuart Scott is making a special appearance tomorrow? Lemme know.

Paper Cut

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sir_pantsalot — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 17:12:00 EST

@Weed Against Speed: In case you eat lunch before reading the column.

sir_pantsalot

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Carlton_Whitfield — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 17:11:08 EST

"No Internet. NO Internet!"

Carlton_Whitfield

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Chicago Jones — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 17:10:59 EST

Gay porn mustache on Deadspin Gay Day!

Chicago Jones

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Weed Against Speed — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 17:10:11 EST

Wait a sec. What are the hankies for?

Weed Against Speed

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Philadelphia Eagles of Death Metal — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 17:09:22 EST

Shoulda been you, Weintraub.

Philadelphia Eagles of Death Metal