Strahan Would Totally Tap That - Deadspin Comments

Strahan Would Totally Tap That

Satyr Icon — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 14:35:27 EST

I sorta shocked that no one is typing about Gisele Bündchen being undefeated this year...

Satyr Icon

Strahan Would Totally Tap That

kayceebk — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 14:34:33 EST

@Doctor Lingerie: Like the back of a Volkswagen?

kayceebk

Strahan Would Totally Tap That

IfindUrlacherfaithdisturbing — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 13:51:03 EST

Pffft. Big Deal. So would Joe.

IfindUrlacherfaithdisturbing

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gbaked — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 13:25:53 EST

@ASox: well... yeah

gbaked

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Doctor Lingerie — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 13:11:19 EST

@luol dang: @hockalees:
What if it's all just part of a nefarious plan of his to penetrate her sister's boyfriend in the most notorious of body cavities?

Doctor Lingerie

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Senators Lost Cojones — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 13:09:34 EST

@Kid Canada: +1

So...you like...stuff?

Senators Lost Cojones

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shea_guevara — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 13:09:02 EST

@The Legend of Vincent Tremblay: I love how in that commercial--which is supposed to be about WHO WANTS IT MORE--everybody's talking about something supremely mundane.

Except for Mathias Kiwanuka, whose grandfather was killed by Idi Amin. Makes Strahan's breakfast menus seem a little trivial in comparison.

shea_guevara

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Green Weenie — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 13:08:30 EST

Romo denied her his essence. That's all that matters.

/T.O.

Green Weenie

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Chad Sexington — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 13:06:09 EST

@The Legend of Vincent Tremblay: I don't know if mine's that goooooood!

Chad Sexington

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KoSuKe Fuk-U — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 13:04:16 EST

@ASox: At least then you wouldn't have to look at the rest of her face.

KoSuKe Fuk-U

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ASox — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 13:03:00 EST

@gbaked: I'd tap that but chin. Just sayin'

ASox

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RagingRomones — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 13:02:26 EST

I believe Simpson could squeeze both of her jugs between that gap in Strahan's teeth. I'm not sure she's down with that, but I'm sure he is...

RagingRomones

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gbaked — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 13:02:11 EST

looking at those pictures makes me wonder...

which is a more unattractive facial feature:

a gap located between your two front teeth?
or a but located on your chin?

gbaked

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The Vigilante Face — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 13:01:04 EST

@Kid Canada:
+1. I really see Elisha asking her out that way too.

The Vigilante Face

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She Blinded Me With Violence — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 13:00:55 EST

ESPN's First Take reported this morning that T.O. told Deion Sanders that he will, in fact, play in the Cowboys/Giants game this weekend. So I don't know where this Ines Sainz lady gets off. Except all over my face.

She Blinded Me With Violence

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ASox — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 13:00:49 EST

@Kid Canada: +1 Nicely done.

ASox

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SlantedAndDisenchanted — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 13:00:42 EST

@Rob Iracane:
Warren Sapp doesn't even want to think about the latter scenario. Like never ever. Never.

SlantedAndDisenchanted

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The Vigilante Face — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 13:00:18 EST

Hasn't Strahan already learned from his ex wife's divorce settlement how much money you will lose from white women?

The Vigilante Face

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KoSuKe Fuk-U — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 12:59:21 EST

@Chief Wahoo: +20

KoSuKe Fuk-U

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Signal to Noise — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 12:58:58 EST

@Phony Gwynn: +1. Do you keep your cocaine in your tie knot?

You'd think Michael would want to keep away from the blondes after that settlement.

Signal to Noise

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Kid Canada — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 12:58:40 EST

In related news, Eli Manning is wondering if maybe, y'know, if she's not doing anything, and she's not under any pressure or anything because he's not that kind of guy, y'know, ummm, uhhh, would Ashlee Simpson maybe wanna, uhh, go see Enchanted and then maybe get a frozen yogurt?

Kid Canada

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hockalees — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 12:58:17 EST

@Doctor Lingerie:
A fully grown, single, heterosexual man would fuck Jessica Simpson if afforded the opportunity. Thank God we finally got that cleared up.

Right, but this answers what Strahan would do, so it's relevant.

hockalees

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Bob Loblaw — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 12:58:07 EST

@Doctor Lingerie: I'm not sure that third part of your description is 100% accurate.

Bob Loblaw

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The Legend of Vincent Tremblay — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 12:56:53 EST

And by "give her a shot", Strahan means "superman dat ho with some pancakes and some bacon and some eeeeggsss-ah."

The Legend of Vincent Tremblay

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Phony Gwynn — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 12:56:03 EST

Strahan, she's already getting the blackness.

From Romo.

Phony Gwynn

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Doctor Lingerie — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 12:55:40 EST

A fully grown, single, heterosexual man would fuck Jessica Simpson if afforded the opportunity. Thank God we finally got that cleared up.

Doctor Lingerie

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UpstateUnderdog — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 12:55:23 EST

@Gourmet Spud: while wearing a Favre jersey.

UpstateUnderdog

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TheStarterWife — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 12:54:55 EST

"if Jessica Simpson wanted to date me,I may give her a shot"

Nice backhanded compliment. His pimp hand is still strong.

TheStarterWife

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UTFLW — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 12:54:47 EST

As soon as Tom Coughlin read this post he threw his arms out and screamed "HOLDING! THAT'S HOLDING!"

UTFLW

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Chief Wahoo — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 12:54:35 EST

It's sad watching Strahan pimp himself this hard for a broadcasting career. Aint gonna happen, Mike. You lost all your cash, Brett gave you that record, and once you take off the uniform we don't want to hear from you anymore. Got it?

Chief Wahoo

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Bob Loblaw — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 12:54:35 EST

Who knew Simpson had a penis?

Bob Loblaw

Strahan Would Totally Tap That

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 12:52:58 EST

So who does Martin Lawrence want to tap?

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

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Jefferson Short Bus — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 12:51:37 EST

@Gourmet Spud: +1

Jefferson Short Bus

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theballadofrickeyfoggie — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 12:51:11 EST

I guess Romo is the next logical step since he's already had Favre lay down for him.

theballadofrickeyfoggie

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quick — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 12:51:01 EST

Wait, I thought Strahan wanted MORE MEAT

quick

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ArkansasFred — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 12:50:28 EST

"You guys love to say, 'Oh, he is coming off the beach and he is dating Jessica Simpson' -- please!"

Strahan is irreversibly concussed.

ArkansasFred

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MitchKayak — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 12:50:02 EST

where the white women at?

MitchKayak

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Jefferson Short Bus — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 12:49:55 EST

You'd think Strahan would be a little more reluctant to hop back into the dating game. I bet his Yahoo! profile will have a .pdf of a pre-nup attached.

Jefferson Short Bus

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HazelMaesLandingStrip — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 12:49:17 EST

@Rob Iracane: Must learn to hit refresh page more often..

HazelMaesLandingStrip

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Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 12:48:37 EST

It would be more of news if he said he wanted to bang Hannah Montana.

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

Strahan Would Totally Tap That

phillas — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 12:48:27 EST

He could totally floss that gap with her clit.

phillas

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Kccal — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 12:48:22 EST

The better question is who WOULDN'T Strahan tap?

Kccal

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PQ Crash — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 12:47:59 EST

Strahan would gladly take sloppy seconds? You don't say...

PQ Crash

Strahan Would Totally Tap That

Mr. Marinovich — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 12:47:55 EST

@RugDaniels:

Bags.

Mr. Marinovich

Strahan Would Totally Tap That

HazelMaesLandingStrip — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 12:47:54 EST

Wait, does he want to tap Romo or Simpson? I am really confused.

HazelMaesLandingStrip

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Lunatic Fringe — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 12:47:49 EST

@RugDaniels:

I'll say "D" all of the above.

Lunatic Fringe

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Gourmet Spud — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 12:47:24 EST

Strahan doesn't really want to sleep with her. He just wants her to lay down so he can get the stat.

Gourmet Spud

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thetaxman — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 12:47:22 EST

Gap tooth in your mouth, so my tits gotsta fit?

thetaxman

Strahan Would Totally Tap That

Camp Tiger Claw — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 12:46:56 EST

My first yes is to that giant can of High Life seductively balanced on her shoulder.

Camp Tiger Claw

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Stev D — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 12:46:18 EST

I guess you could say, this barely qualifies as news.

/Kent Brockman

Stev D

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RugDaniels — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 12:45:21 EST

Give her a shot where? Face, back, or stomach?

RugDaniels

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ASox — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 12:44:54 EST

Strahan is soooo over Eli . . . and ready to move on now.

ASox

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Rob Iracane — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 12:43:47 EST

Strahan would tap Simpson...or Romo?

Rob Iracane

Strahan Would Totally Tap That

ChucklingAtTheDead — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 12:43:45 EST

But he'd totally tap this too: [www.yankees2000.com]

ChucklingAtTheDead

Strahan Would Totally Tap That

KOGOD — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 12:43:35 EST

Strahan has a few reels of secret game tape on Jessica.

KOGOD