NFL Divisional Pants Party: Colts Vs. Chargers - Deadspin Comments

NFL Divisional Pants Party: Colts Vs. Chargers

Jay-C — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 13:12:01 EST

Has A Manning: 35

Better Off With Out A Manning: 14

Jay-C

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ddb4 — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 01:49:07 EST

@Bort: @Seabass: @Dieter: THE CROW LIES!!!!

ddb4

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josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 16:49:20 EST

@SlantedAndDisenchanted: The members of the Icarus Line just cummed.

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

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Burnination — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 16:38:14 EST

Jaddai - 37
Privers - 13

Burnination

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Chones_Chonies — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 15:50:39 EST

2-0, in overtime... finally.
-GEasterbrook

Chones_Chonies

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Avoid the Clap, Jimmy Dugan — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 15:44:52 EST

@Celerino Sanchez: You can't spell analysis without anal?

Avoid the Clap, Jimmy Dugan

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Silky John-STON! — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 15:42:19 EST

"Except you... I can't even look at you" - 35
"You better ask SOOMEEEBODAAAAAAAYYYYYY!" - 21

Silky John-STON!

NFL Divisional Pants Party: Colts Vs. Chargers

Avian Bone Syndrome — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 15:36:19 EST

@Celerino Sanchez: But Philip Rivers = douche jokes are the most original, funniest jokes ever!
Oh, wait ...

Avian Bone Syndrome

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AppleSauce — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 15:35:49 EST

It's amazing how little credit Philip Rivers gets. The dude is 26-7 as a starter and 16-2 at home. Compare that to anybody who is only starting their second season in the league. He basically carried LT and the rest of San Diego last week. That being said..

Indy: 27
SD: 24

AppleSauce

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VTBen — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 15:17:35 EST

Breaking Away - 34
Anchorman - 17

I just can't see the Norv pulling off a win here.

VTBen

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whodatmaninablacksedan — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 15:02:12 EST

Stupid Deadspin...Just stupid.

whodatmaninablacksedan

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Celerino Sanchez — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 14:45:53 EST

@B: Dude, stop with your silly factual basis analysis. The lemmings here would rather you hope on board and make another weak Phil Rivers joke.

Celerino Sanchez

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Frank Beamers Goiter — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 14:41:12 EST

Crybaby > Crybaby

Frank Beamers Goiter

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Dieter — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 14:29:28 EST

@Seabass: b'kaaaaaaa!

Dieter

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SlantedAndDisenchanted — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 14:27:45 EST

Axl Rose:41
Drive Like Jehu:17

SlantedAndDisenchanted

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crazyjoedavola — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 14:27:32 EST

@crazyjoedavola: Fuck. Scratch that, reverse it.

crazyjoedavola

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crazyjoedavola — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 14:26:54 EST

Place I wanna live- 34

Other Place- 14

crazyjoedavola

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muggsybogues — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 14:21:49 EST

Natrone Means: 31
Jim Harbaugh: 38

muggsybogues

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Seabass — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 14:19:23 EST

@Bort: ...at Indianaaaaa Beeeeaaach

Seabass

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Fri, 11 Jan 2008 14:14:44 EST

This game hinges on whether or not the Colts can get any pressure on Rivers, and what if any use Marvin Harrison will be if he's able to play.

NFL Divisional Pants Party: Colts Vs. Chargers

Bort — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 14:13:30 EST

@Seabass: There's more than corn in Indiana............

Bort

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ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 14:11:04 EST

@Seabass: Speaking of tacos, is The Balls going to the Super Bowl this year?

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

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Vizzini — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 14:10:18 EST

But what does Chief Wahoo think? 'Cause I need a lock and I've heard somewhere that he's the guy to look to.

Vizzini

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Seabass — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 14:09:59 EST

Corn: 34
Fish Tacos: 20

Seabass

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ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 14:08:48 EST

@Chicago Jones: Odd, I thought Harlan Ellison was watching.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

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Kid Canada — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 14:06:48 EST

Dave Letterman's Beard - 27
Rey Mysterio's Mask - 16

Kid Canada

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Chicago Jones — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 14:04:37 EST

@JohnCocktosten: I'd correct myself but Rob's watching...

Another: Every portrayal of The Joker except the TV show- handsome man that Cesar Romero.

Chicago Jones

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Half Man Half Bearpig — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 14:04:17 EST

Dork over Douche

Half Man Half Bearpig

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Stev D — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 14:02:58 EST

If this game turns into a shootout- look for Stephen Jackson to be in attendance.

Stev D

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UpstateUnderdog — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 14:02:17 EST

@Weed Against Speed: nice.

UpstateUnderdog

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The Vigilante Face — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 14:02:14 EST

I can't go against my username now.
Shithole 41
Fanbase who live in a place that is too beautiful for them to get very mad at their underachieving team 21

The Vigilante Face

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Clare — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 14:01:56 EST

@Refreshments in the Narthex: +1.

This coffee's so rich and dark! It's Mexican.

Clare

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JohnCocktosten — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 14:01:51 EST

Coach who hates gays: 38
Coach who gays would like to get a makeover: 21

JohnCocktosten

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Phony Gwynn — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 14:01:31 EST

and hand grenades - 33
striking twice - 20

Phony Gwynn

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IfindUrlacherfaithdisturbing — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 14:01:22 EST

@JohnCocktosten: Sherman McMasters in the last 30 minutes of Tombstone

IfindUrlacherfaithdisturbing

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Weed Against Speed — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 14:01:08 EST

@UpstateUnderdog: Rocky Dennis?

Weed Against Speed

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josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 14:00:52 EST

Coach who learned from Jimmy Johnson: 27
Coach who learned from Dennis Green: 33

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

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UpstateUnderdog — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 14:00:23 EST

@JohnCocktosten: would you also accept John Merrick aka The Elephant Man ?

UpstateUnderdog

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Chicago Jones — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 13:59:33 EST

Nick Rivers: Who do you favor in the Virginia Slims tournament?
The Blindman: In women's tennis, I always root against the heterosexual.

Peyton and Kenny by 20.

Chicago Jones

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thetaxman — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 13:59:27 EST

@Chicago Jones: That's not fair. His competition is more along the lines of Mandy Patinkin in Alien Nation and an actual crocodile.

thetaxman

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Weed Against Speed — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 13:59:11 EST

Not to go too far out on a limb here, but I think if Peyton Manning throws more than 7 touchdown passes, Indy has a good shot at winning.

Weed Against Speed

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JohnCocktosten — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 13:59:11 EST

@JohnCocktosten: Coffee Cakes from Goodfellas.

JohnCocktosten

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#ERR404 — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 13:58:01 EST

@JohnCocktosten: Frank Beamer

#ERR404

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IfindUrlacherfaithdisturbing — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 13:57:45 EST

Racers 41
Gulls 10

IfindUrlacherfaithdisturbing

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Im Hafner the man I used to be back when I was using PEDs — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 13:57:36 EST

"San Diego 44, Indy - 3"

hopefulbitterbrownsfan2k7

Im Hafner the man I used to be back when I was using PEDs

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JohnCocktosten — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 13:57:15 EST

@Chicago Jones: Tavaras....You are MOST right.

JohnCocktosten

NFL Divisional Pants Party: Colts Vs. Chargers

Weed Against Speed — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 13:57:01 EST

@ghostsoftheSCupcountry: But you hear a butthole every time you fart*.

*to keep the fart jokes alive

Weed Against Speed

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JohnCocktosten — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 13:56:42 EST

@Weed Against Speed: @Gourmet Spud: @Sigerson: @UpstateUnderdog: All excellent responses. However, I was looking for the Phantom of the Opera.

JohnCocktosten

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#ERR404 — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 13:56:31 EST

Country-western dancers: 30
Lights-out dancers: 20

#ERR404

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ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 13:55:04 EST

@Refreshments in the Narthex: Damn, I haven't heard or read the word butthole in years. +1.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

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CubsDynasty — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 13:55:04 EST

The defending Super Bowl champs flying under the radar: 48
Rivers w/Norv Turner face: -3

CubsDynasty

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Jefferson Short Bus — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 13:54:46 EST

Chuck Norris: 34
General Lee: 24

Jefferson Short Bus

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Chicago Jones — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 13:54:15 EST

@JohnCocktosten: Julian Tavaras.

Chicago Jones

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jake(ymon) — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 13:54:01 EST

@Refreshments in the Narthex: When my dog barks, her butthole pushes outwards, like it's trying to bark as well.

Which never fails to remind me of Norv Turner.

/shits pants

jake(ymon)

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Larry Burns — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 13:53:47 EST

@JohnCocktosten: Ron Karkovice has them all beat.

Larry Burns

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DM — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 13:53:37 EST

@JohnCocktosten: Forgot to add Robert Redford in that category

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 13:53:25 EST

Colts.

Can't wait for the hoedown at Jermaine's club afterward.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

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JohnCocktosten — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 13:53:19 EST

Letterman: 38
Burgundy: 21

/ducks from Rob

JohnCocktosten

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Rock You Like An Iracane — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 13:53:14 EST

@Dieter: On the road. In the Chargers' statement game after the Peterson debacle in Minnesota.

Former employer of PLAYOFFS?! 31, former employer of "I have to win in the playoffs?" 17.

Rock You Like An Iracane

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UpstateUnderdog — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 13:53:03 EST

@JohnCocktosten: Tommy Lee Jones ?

UpstateUnderdog

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Tebow2007 — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 13:52:53 EST

Dan Fouts: 14
Jack Trudeau: 28

Tebow2007

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Sigerson — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 13:52:32 EST

@JohnCocktosten: yo mama

/ducks

Sigerson

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The Legend of Vincent Tremblay — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 13:52:21 EST

@The Legend of Vincent Tremblay: Or Nate Kaeding. You try being funny and topical while 2 bazillion lines of compiling Java code are slowing your web browser to a crawl.

The Legend of Vincent Tremblay

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She Blinded Me With Violence — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 13:52:19 EST

It's pretty much a given that Phil Rivers drives a Dodge Stratus, right?

She Blinded Me With Violence

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Chuckie Hacks 2 and 0 — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 13:50:52 EST

Peyton Manning's team 42
Manning commercials during game 38

Chuckie Hacks 2 and 0

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Mmole — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 13:50:12 EST

Baltimore 34
Los Angeles 20

Mmole

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DumpsterDining — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 13:49:34 EST

Defending Super Bowl champs at home against a Norv Turner led team? Sounds like the U.S. vs. Grenada.

DumpsterDining

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ArkansasFred — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 13:49:16 EST

I've been pretty bummed not watching the Eagles in the postseason but it's afforded me the opportunity to get really, really baked off my ass all weekend.

ArkansasFred

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Refreshments in the Narthex — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 13:49:01 EST

LT was running in the park yesterday. He was wearing some really short shorts. I think I saw his butthole.

Refreshments in the Narthex

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ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 13:48:49 EST

Umm, this is the kiss of death, but Colts 24-13. Sand Diego didn't fire Norv, did they? Ok, then.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

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Signal to Noise — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 13:48:20 EST

Cro-Magnon: 35
Marmalard: 14

NORV! is going to need a priceless pep talk at halftime.

Signal to Noise

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Matt Sussman — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 13:48:08 EST

21-18

Matt Sussman

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Damit — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 13:48:00 EST

LT will have the pacifier in his mouth, sulking on the bench with about 10 minutes to go in the 2nd quarter. then he'll pass it off as being a highly competitive person. riiiiiight.

Damit