<![CDATA[Roger Clemens Had An Abscess On His Butt - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens Had An Abscess On His Butt - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens Had An Abscess On His Butt]]> The abscess had three saves for the Jays early in the '99 season, but arm trouble developed, and soon it was down to the minors. And the steroids didn't help... the mood swings... Jesus it was ugly. Good news is I heard the abscess was working steadily now selling insurance, but it was touch and go there for a while.

1976 Oakland Raiders

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens Had An Abscess On His Butt]]> Some people think Roger Clemens IS a butt abscess.

topgun

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens Had An Abscess On His Butt]]> Can Abcesses be caused by John Marzano's Lips?

How do you spell retard?

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens Had An Abscess On His Butt]]> I'm surprised that I Heart Poop hasn't commented here yet.

mattymatty

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens Had An Abscess On His Butt]]> A Sphincter says what?

gunga galunga gunga - gunga galunga

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens Had An Abscess On His Butt]]> I was really hoping that we had put this story behind us...

metalmaniac

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens Had An Abscess On His Butt]]> I always thought it was just a tattoo of the Whistler's Mother on his asscheek.

notthequarterback

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens Had An Abscess On His Butt]]> Posts on this particular topic will live on in posteriority.

Signal to Noise

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens Had An Abscess On His Butt]]> @She Blinded Me With Violence: Yes, to the maximus. I liked that crack you made. I felt some persanal growth after reading it.

Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens Had An Abscess On His Butt]]> @Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue: Butt of course. Comment cheekiness is the glute that holds this site together.

She Blinded Me With Violence

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens Had An Abscess On His Butt]]> @She Blinded Me With Violence: Showing a lot of cheek, aren't you?

Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens Had An Abscess On His Butt]]> If asterisks are put in the record books due to steroids, we're pretty much required to call them "asteroids", right?

She Blinded Me With Violence

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens Had An Abscess On His Butt]]> If the lawsuit goes through, McNamee will be in arrears, financially speaking.

Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens Had An Abscess On His Butt]]> Financially, McNamee is going to be in arrears.

Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens Had An Abscess On His Butt]]> A-hem! Couldn't we just be talking about another kind of 'roid?

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens Had An Abscess On His Butt]]> Ah, abscesses on the butt, the scourge of bloggers everywhere; [pilonidal.org] .

MidwestCoastBias

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens Had An Abscess On His Butt]]> Glad to be of assistance.

Crookednose

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens Had An Abscess On His Butt]]> I couldn't do puns on my own. Thanks for the acysts.

Matt Sussman

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens Had An Abscess On His Butt]]> @Pennington Noodlearm Enthusiast: Butt what else is there to doo?

Crookednose

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens Had An Abscess On His Butt]]> If the abcess is the glue(teus) that holds together McNamee's case, it won't stand up to much anal-ysis.

Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens Had An Abscess On His Butt]]> Suzyn Waldman Wuz Here

SlantedAndDisenchanted

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens Had An Abscess On His Butt]]> Now we know where Drayton McLane's been living.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens Had An Abscess On His Butt]]> These puns are so ass-inine.

Pennington Noodlearm Enthusiast

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens Had An Abscess On His Butt]]> +1 Crookednose

Matt Sussman

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens Had An Abscess On His Butt]]> @1980DavidBowieFromTheMusicVideoAshesToAshes: Rectum? Damn near killed 'im!

Jay Busbee

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens Had An Abscess On His Butt]]> @Crookednose: Sphincter? I hardly know 'er!

1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens Had An Abscess On His Butt]]> At this point, McNamee seems abcessed with Clemens.

Crookednose

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens Had An Abscess On His Butt]]> Let's not zoom in on the Rocket's ass please.

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

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