Snorgtees Girl Likes The Braves, Gets Paid Zilch - Deadspin Comments

Snorgtees Girl Likes The Braves, Gets Paid Zilch

SonofSpurrier — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 12:15:32 EST

WARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR EAGLE HEY!

SonofSpurrier

Snorgtees Girl Likes The Braves, Gets Paid Zilch

Unamerican — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 02:14:42 EST

She has crazy eyes. I went home once with a girl who has similar eyes...I woke up the next morning, and it looked like a bomb site. Shelves knocked down, huge claw marks on my back, a broken lamp or two...I'd say I miss being that young, but in truth, I probably prefer remembering this stuff to actually experiencing it.

Unamerican

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Rick Chandler — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 22:17:42 EST

@Rob Iracane: Sorry. (Walks over to cell, removes key from peg, enters and locks self in. Replaces key on peg).

Rick Chandler

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André Roussimoff — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 21:58:49 EST

An atheist hawking shirts with pictures of Jesus in a tuxedo t-shirt. Thats some quality blasphemy there.

André Roussimoff

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Hit Bull Win Steak — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 20:25:44 EST

not sure about snorgtees girl, but Scott Linehan is certainly in need of a RAM upgrade...

Hit Bull Win Steak

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theWolf — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 18:58:24 EST

They were paying Iracane in smoky tornadoes until Daulerio took off.

theWolf

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TheVaingloriousKeithOlbermann — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 18:45:12 EST

@Stay Away From Oprah: Apparently one requires a MySpace login to view that page.

Guess the other 13,208 reasons are a lot more trivial than reason #1, which is that I refuse to create a login just to see what other people are talking about.

.....Now get off my lawn.

Sincerely,

Some old guy who refuses to care about MySpace

TheVaingloriousKeithOlbermann

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HorseLips12 — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 18:19:39 EST

@Ladies Love Fennis: He is friends with Dead Cat and Intense Hawk.

HorseLips12

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Fat-Fat — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 18:17:36 EST

That's some fancy brick lay.

Fat-Fat

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That-Dude — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 18:10:55 EST

Interestingly enough, the Snorgtee girl and I have a mutual friend, our buddy Tom. I dont't really remember him, but maybe we were in the Service together . . .

That-Dude

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drjayphd — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 18:09:44 EST

@Chicago Jones: Moustache wax.

drjayphd

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twentyfivemillionreasons — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 17:43:28 EST

SNORG TEE GIRL ROCKS MY FACE OFF

twentyfivemillionreasons

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Dr. Michael Mancini — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 17:27:53 EST

I love it when the post says "BY RICK" yet people still address their witty comments to Will.

Dr. Michael Mancini

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Im a people person. Who drinks. — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 17:13:39 EST

Am I too late to make the "getting paid nothing is good real world experience for a comm major" and/or site the Simpsons quote "I know! Is phony major. Lubchenko learn nothing. Nothing!"

Im a people person. Who drinks.

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Ladies love Fennis — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 17:09:55 EST

Holy crap - did you look at Ram Guy? Looks like he's stuck to my windshield.

[profile.myspace.com]

Ladies love Fennis

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Libertariot — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:57:48 EST

Wow, a Braves and Harry Potter fan, an atheist, and a white girl who kinda looks like a dude who wants dreadlocks.....

Is the fact that this chick annoys me a sign that a) I'm past the "finding myself" phase or b) just old?

Libertariot

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Im Hafner the man I used to be back when I was using PEDs — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:53:34 EST

No Love for Martin Lawrence being a friend of my favorite re-worded joke at the end of a column that was too long to read?

I think i covered the last two months, thanks. Also, does this chick being a Braves fan qualify this as a Deadspin column?

Im Hafner the man I used to be back when I was using PEDs

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SA — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:51:31 EST

@Camp Tiger Claw: Thank you for that.

Snorgtees Girl Likes The Braves, Gets Paid Zilch

JoeyPorterAle — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:50:46 EST

@daver4470: <-This

JoeyPorterAle

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ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:50:41 EST

Wait a minute, the braves signed Kotsay and gave up Devine? I thought they needed pitching not more DL time.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

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supermike4ever — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:50:09 EST

she wants to dread her hair, and i dread my pubes.

so much in common we should def do it a few times!

supermike4ever

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A Pimp Named DaveR — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:48:24 EST

@ghostsoftheSCupcountry: Your next horrified realization: you're old enough to be her father, and you don't give a damn.

A Pimp Named DaveR

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A Pimp Named DaveR — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:47:48 EST

@SEXY ELEANOR ROOSEVELT: I thought that was "coach's daughter"?

Wait.... that's "fucking the point guard, and the center, and the forwards, and the mascot, and the quarterback, and her professors, and her female professors, and the dean, and...."

A Pimp Named DaveR

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thesepretzels — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:46:13 EST

@ghostsoftheSCupcountry: Better get used to that.

thesepretzels

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crazyjoedavola — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:45:28 EST

@Brazil Thrill: and thus the 1995 all star team will be reunited. Can Ron Gant be far behind?

crazyjoedavola

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Clare — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:45:23 EST

@SEXY ELEANOR ROOSEVELT: "Communications major" also = "lazy drunk who spends too much time at the college newspaper thinking it'll help her get a job after she graduates"

[points to self]

Clare

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And_You_Shall_Know_Me_By_The_Trail_of_Cheez-Its — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:43:45 EST

@Chief Wahoo:

From Bill Hicks: "OH, CHEMICAL CHANCE! CHEMICAL CHANCE!"

And_You_Shall_Know_Me_By_The_Trail_of_Cheez-Its

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supermike4ever — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:43:34 EST

I love you all over, Alice the Snorg Tees Girl.

Come away with me to my parent's basement... I will fold the futon down.

supermike4ever

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Matt_T — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:42:54 EST

You should consider a job at Hooters
-chipper

Matt_T

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JoeyPorterAle — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:41:38 EST

Whoda thunkit, Tom is one of her friends.

JoeyPorterAle

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Chief Wahoo — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:41:28 EST

@Camp Tiger Claw: +1. One of the few "prediction" posts I laughed out loud at.

Chief Wahoo

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A Pimp Named DaveR — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:41:17 EST

@matt_t: Emmett Smith would love to have interstate with her. Possibly even up the aft.

A Pimp Named DaveR

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Brazil Thrill — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:40:44 EST

@afino: @matt_t: Now the Braves just need to work out a trade for Maddux and the Three Amigos will be reunited.

Brazil Thrill

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Chief Wahoo — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:40:10 EST

@ghostsoftheSCupcountry: Don't sweat it. A bank teller referred to me as Ms. Wahoo's father last week. I just laughed at how lucky I am.

Chief Wahoo

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Camp Tiger Claw — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:39:53 EST

@Chief Wahoo: Yet another batshit prediction.

Camp Tiger Claw

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Afino — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:39:39 EST

@crazyjoedavola:

It is, thank Christ.

Afino

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BraveSrRob — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:39:34 EST

@UpstateUnderdog: Or like half the college girls in this country. You know she wants Harry's wand in her mouth.

BraveSrRob

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Pete Gaines — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:39:24 EST

Creepiest. Post. Ever.

Pete Gaines

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Chief Wahoo — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:39:02 EST

An atheist, huh? Only til I make her scream for God.

Chief Wahoo

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crazyjoedavola — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:38:52 EST

@afino: Isnt this the last year of his contract? Could be the worst signing of all time, Pavano be damned!

crazyjoedavola

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Weed Against Speed — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:38:23 EST

I think I'm going to start up a company that makes shirts with photos of Snorgtees girl wearing Snorgtees.

Weed Against Speed

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Matt_T — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:37:36 EST

Bobby Cox would love to domestically abuse her.

Matt_T

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Afino — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:37:20 EST

@matt_t:

You know, I was kind of upset when I saw that we traded Devine to get Kotsay.

Then I saw that $5 million dollars of his $7 million salary is being paid by Oakland. I was then happy.

Now only if we can get someone to pay Hampton's salary again.....

Afino

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SEXY ELEANOR ROOSEVELT — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:37:02 EST

"majors in communication" = fucking the starting point guard.

SEXY ELEANOR ROOSEVELT

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A Pimp Named DaveR — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:36:16 EST

@UpstateUnderdog: That's the one!

A Pimp Named DaveR

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ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:35:05 EST

@Brazil Thrill: Ok babalooie! I kid, I kid.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

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Afino — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:34:56 EST

I've never been so happy to be a Braves fan.

Afino

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ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:34:25 EST

Horrified realization: I'm old enough to possibly be her father. And I have a b-day next month. Good Lord.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

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Brazil Thrill — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:34:02 EST

@ghostsoftheSCupcountry: Don't worry Quick McDraw, I'll git ya next time.

@Coming Into The Game, ♪ Timbaland ft Keri Hilson & Nicole Scherzinger - Scream ♪ #JRoc23, The Superstar Receiver, ofyourupperdeck TORONTOOO BJSSS: But how can she be naive and know it?

Brazil Thrill

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PQ Crash — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:33:24 EST

Uhm, hello. I occasionally see you on the internet, although I'm not supposed to. Can I buy you a Chipotle burrito sometime?

-Austin "Hamilgore" Hamilton

PQ Crash

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ArkansasFred — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:33:09 EST

This shirt is like wearing a name tag that says "Hello, I'm a Date Rapist"

[www.snorgtees.com]

ArkansasFred

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Bunkie Perkins — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:32:56 EST

Matt Flynn runs Snorg Tees? Man that guy is on a hell of a roll.

Bunkie Perkins

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The Legend of Vincent Tremblay — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:32:25 EST

@Chicago Jones: They shave his back once a month.

The Legend of Vincent Tremblay

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Weed Against Speed — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:30:24 EST

"I see you wear t-shirts. I too wear t-shirts."

-Bu**head

Weed Against Speed

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Theodore_Donald_Kerabatsos — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:30:03 EST

I think the sad face at the end of Irvin's post is what's gonna get him in the sack with her.

/shits pants in honor of Irvin

Theodore_Donald_Kerabatsos

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Crookednose — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:29:59 EST

Any T-shirt hawker worth her metal knows the big bucks start rolling in when she TAKES off her top.

Crookednose

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Doyle McPoyle — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:29:50 EST

We know that last one's you, Bulger.

Doyle McPoyle

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SEXY ELEANOR ROOSEVELT — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:29:39 EST

If she's at Auburn, how can she both love lamp AND hate Negro penis?

SEXY ELEANOR ROOSEVELT

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Its The Beer Talking — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:29:24 EST

OK, I'm beginning to re-think my "yes" after reading the MySpace page.

Pros: bakes cookies, likes to color, has a brother named "Rad" who I assume could teach me to skateboard.

Cons: likes the Braves and DMB, writes like a retard.

Its The Beer Talking

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UpstateUnderdog — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:28:59 EST

@daver4470: [www.snorgtees.com]

UpstateUnderdog

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Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:28:50 EST

She better believe that she is one naive bitch for accepting getting paid in t-shirts.

Coming Into The Game, ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #J23 - The Superstar Receiver, ofyourupperdeck TORONTOOOoo BJSss ®

Snorgtees Girl Likes The Braves, Gets Paid Zilch

David Hume — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:28:47 EST

Interesting, she's a college kid who wants to get paid, and is broke. Were she an avowed amateur, she'd have a Hummer on dubs, a condo and 6" thick bankroll.

David Hume

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DM — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:28:32 EST

That's like Jackie paying Rodney Dangerfield in "jokes".

Snorgtees Girl Likes The Braves, Gets Paid Zilch

Weed Against Speed — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:28:14 EST

@Tracy Ham and Eggs: I think that may be Stu Scott.

Weed Against Speed

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Dead Air ummm Dead Air — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:28:01 EST

Critcizing her choice in Greek Classics? Real smooth, Will. I bet the emo hair cut and black tee shirts work swimingly for you.

Dead Air ummm Dead Air

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theballadofrickeyfoggie — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:27:52 EST

@Rob Iracane: Stay tuned for tomorrow's post: You Know Who Really Looks Like Martin Lawrence?

theballadofrickeyfoggie

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ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:27:26 EST

@Brazil Thrill: Hey, it's my first time being King Quik-Draw on a post. Let me enjoy it.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

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Matt_T — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:27:16 EST

She should just get Oakland to pay her salary.

Matt_T

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Michael Bertin — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:26:41 EST

Wow... two comments on the day and I've pissed off two entire fan-bases.

I'm out.

/Costanza

Michael Bertin

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ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:26:27 EST

Now, suss--, you know Rob is her Beau Ideal.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

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SEXY ELEANOR ROOSEVELT — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:26:14 EST

Thanks, but I prefer masterbating to Gawker Artists.

SEXY ELEANOR ROOSEVELT

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Brazil Thrill — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:25:50 EST

@Rob Iracane: Rob kills the meme, Rick digs it back up and uses it as a prop.

@ghostsoftheSCupcountry: Damn.

Brazil Thrill

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Matt Sussman — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:25:22 EST

Rob, the Snorg Tees girl is not into us -- this we know. But clearly she's saving herself for Irvin.

Matt Sussman

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Tracy Ham and Eggs — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:24:26 EST

Yo, shout me a holla when you need a ram upgrade.

Is that some sort of new lingo the kids are using to score chicks nowadays? Cause if so I was like 10 years ahead of the curve

Tracy Ham and Eggs

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A Pimp Named DaveR — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:24:10 EST

Also: I think her agent has gotten her contract negotiated to include funny Lindsay Lohan pics plus the T-shirts.

A Pimp Named DaveR

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ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:24:08 EST

@shea_guevara: including my mom and my cousin.
Signed-Kige.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

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Its The Beer Talking — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:24:07 EST

Yes.

Its The Beer Talking

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Stay Away From Oprah — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:24:05 EST

Reason 13,209 not to have MySpace. Check out the first comment.

Stay Away From Oprah

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bizzo5000 — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:23:59 EST

@Chicago Jones:
They pick him up in the back of a pickup truck every morning.

bizzo5000

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Fuck Lion — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:23:57 EST

More importantly, what's her position on fuck lions?

Fuck Lion

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stealofthedraft — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:23:56 EST

The South's sole atheist has been identified.

stealofthedraft

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Matt Sussman — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:23:56 EST

"Why is this post blank?"

--People who use Adblock

Matt Sussman

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UpstateUnderdog — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:23:49 EST

"I kind of want to grow dreadlocks but not sure that i could pull them off."

bad idea. and a 19 year old obsessed with Harry Potter semms a little odd

UpstateUnderdog

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Brazil Thrill — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:23:48 EST

Alice is an Atheist? Sign me up, I'll give her a shot.

@Chicago Jones: Speedos?

Brazil Thrill

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JohnCocktosten — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:23:48 EST

@preciousroy: I heeearrrddd that!

JohnCocktosten

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Bob Loblaw — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:23:45 EST

I really love your smile. - Barbaro's Ghost

Bob Loblaw

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Phony Gwynn — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:23:44 EST

Snorgtees Girl Likes The Braves, Gets Paid Zilch.

I never thought the Snorgtees girl and my dad would have two things in common, but there ya go.

Phony Gwynn

Snorgtees Girl Likes The Braves, Gets Paid Zilch

What Would Kornheiser Do? — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:23:38 EST

@Camp Tiger Claw: Yeah, they'd better stop doing those ads pretty soon...

What Would Kornheiser Do?

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44 in a Row — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:23:36 EST

I'd still like to know about her fantasy team.

44 in a Row

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JohnCocktosten — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:23:21 EST

War Eagle Alice. Keep em coming

JohnCocktosten

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ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:23:01 EST

@Chicago Jones: Free speedos.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

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bizzo5000 — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:22:41 EST

You had me at "Open Bar", Plzkthxbye

bizzo5000

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SEXY ELEANOR ROOSEVELT — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:22:38 EST

Surprised she doesn't sell ad space on her teeth.

SEXY ELEANOR ROOSEVELT

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A Pimp Named DaveR — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:22:34 EST

There's a new Snorg girl who doesn't wear any pants. Please get Jezebel on the case to find out who she is, and how I can meet her.

A Pimp Named DaveR

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Michael Bertin — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:22:28 EST

To be fair, at Auburn a t-shirt is like formal wear.

Michael Bertin

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StupidAngelos — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:21:59 EST

Funny that she'd be a Braves fan. They actually pay Bobby Cox in Snorg Tees as well.

StupidAngelos

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Dead Wrestlers Society — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:21:44 EST

It's the end of the world as we know it - REM guy

Dead Wrestlers Society

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Rob Iracane — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:21:40 EST

Rick, what the fuck?

Rob Iracane

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Gourmet Spud — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:21:35 EST

Yo, shout me a holla when you need a ram upgrade.

Bill used the same line to pick up Melinda.

Gourmet Spud

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Chicago Jones — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:21:34 EST

How does the Guanabee guy get paid?

Chicago Jones

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ArkansasFred — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:21:22 EST

Boy. I'm racking my brain trying to determine which of these guys makes me the most uneasy. It's tough.

ArkansasFred

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Kccal — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:21:10 EST

Unintentionally comical AND intentionally creepy.

Kccal

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Camp Tiger Claw — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:21:04 EST

GIVE ME A FUCKING CHEESEBURGER NOW.

[www.tallahassee.com]

Camp Tiger Claw

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SportsCentre — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:20:15 EST

Hellooooo ram guy! I need a ram upgrade! Here I am, shouting you a holla!

SportsCentre

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shea_guevara — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:20:15 EST

You get like a million of these messages a day... but... I think you're the most beautiful girl I've ever seen in my whole entire life. :(

"P.S.: I have seen seven girls in my whole entire life."

shea_guevara

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Gourmet Spud — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:20:12 EST

Loves...Harry Potter, and is an atheist."

"Big shocker there."

- Jerry Falwell's Ghost

Gourmet Spud

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Christmas Ape — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:19:45 EST

But are you paying her the $12 for this post?

Hypocrites.

Christmas Ape